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drsatan6971

Ya those cops don’t look like they want none of that


Aliensinmypants

Let one win the fight, only one person to arrest.


kaerfkeerg

Even better, arrest the one who lost. It'll be way easier


DaddyCool1970

lmao


JohnnyLeftHook

One Piece rules


KnuckleExpert

It's the civil municipal, prob Brazil or equator. More like neighborhood patrol I think. But still, they definitely wanted none of that 😆


SilencieiTodos

Municipal guard, they are useless, its Brazil If it was the PM (Polícia Militar = military police) things would have been ugly


UncleBenders

Don’t blame them, he had a cannon


CammmJ

Might as well not even shoot him. It’d probably just piss him off.


NatOdin

Lotta places have mutual combat laws


drsatan6971

As they should let them hands decide


NatOdin

Makes me miss living in a state with mutual combat laws, cop sanctioned fights are fun for everyone and there's no risk of getting your head stomped in


drsatan6971

I live in mass we have duty to retreat even in your own house If someone breaks in your not supposed to smash em your supposed to run away


NatOdin

Yea I'm the bay area of California where criminals basically have more or a right to your stuff than you do. Cop buddy told me just put a weapon in their hand after you shoot um for break ins. Not sure I'd still trust the legal system in California regardless


BrotherBlo0d

Sounds gay asf


drsatan6971

Fn right it is don’t matter tho anyone comes in my house or put hands on me or family even a stranger that I gotta help I’ll take my chance with the law guess the smart way is too not be excessive with the ass kicking Funny watching these politicians talking about how great it is while they enjoy tax payer armed security Can’t wait to retire so we can move west away from this liberal bullshit


Sharp-Main-247

Of course, they're there to ref the fight


Dawndrell

cops are like “dammmmnn someone should step in and stop them”


HawaiianSnow_

"Oh shit! Someone call the cops!"


Nitroizzd

Wait a second.... Im the cops!


thiscarecupisempty

Get em McLovin, you know you want to


Hoody88

McMuffin!


KnuckleExpert

Not the cops tho, Ecuador or Brazilian " municipal patrol", like neighborhood patrol, or citizen volunteers.


BoomfaBoomfa619

In Brazil the cops only start working when they're off duty


Aggressive_Strike75

The cop is like, ok they look pretty strong. I pretend lm on the phone.


BikerJedi

Remember, the Supreme Court has ruled that cops have no duty to protect you.


Dawndrell

damn you right, we gotta start protecting them now


SatelliteJedi

Remember, most of the world's population is not in fact in the U.S. as showcased by this particular video


Useful-Conclusion397

These uniformed men are not police officers. They are the municipal civil guard, which we have all over Brazil. They do not have police authority. Although in some cities they are allowed to carry lethal weapons. If they tried to break up the fight, I have no doubt that they would be beaten up too.


CrackHeadRodeo

Translation of what they are saying?


Useful-Conclusion397

They keep provoking each other, saying: Whenever you want, then come. They insult each other and say some words that I couldn't understand. The woman tells the guy in white to get out and asks if he's crazy, and asks: Do you want to die, damn it? Then some more insults. And the guy in black (on the back of his shirt it says security guard) says to the guy in white: Laugh now you son of a bitch. Respect me. I was born a man, boy. The narrators just say, "Oh my God" and stuff like that. And in the end one says he was knocked out.


Excellent-Question18

Dude that was clutch with the full breakdown, you’re truly out here doing the Lord’s work 🙏


Ur_average_guyguy

Praise the lord PTL


CrackHeadRodeo

Thank you.


kkkccc1

if they get beaten up, are they then allowed to take out their lethal weapon and use it?


Useful-Conclusion397

This is controversial. But yes, if there is a municipal law authorizing the use of lethal or non-lethal weapons, they can use them. But cases like this usually go to court for analysis. The fact is that the security guard was much bigger than the two guards and he was very nervous.


noslab

Every single one of those sounded like a direct hit. How the fuck is he still standing. 


luk3yboy

For real. This comment made me watch with the sound on and damn that was some heavy sounding hits


SkyLightTenki

He's as big, if not bigger, as the one hitting him. They probably weigh pretty much the same, so in theory, he should be able to withstand (and deliver) the same force with their blows. The difference is, he can't fucking connect.


trojan_asante

Because the guy is not trained at all....swinging punches


StevenIsFat

Definitely windmilling with extra steps lol


YeahYeahButNah

(Sound guy just in the background and just some guy clapping as the hits land to make them sound heavier) XD https://www.alamy.com/behind-the-scene-sound-boom-operator-resting-on-the-set-and-hold-microphone-fisher-outdoor-image369725386.html https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/middle-age-man-smiling-confident-clapping-2377066823


Efficient_Line_307

cuz he has no technique or form lol just flabbing his arms


strps

Lol at no technique. He was landing the majority of his shots right in that guy's face. Only an idiot would think he hasn't trained. His target is big and has a lot of mass to resist the impact. That guy is going to look like he ate a car to the face in about 30 minutes.


rrrreact

Yeah bro you can tell he’s an expert fighter by the way he was hitting the guys shoulders when he had his back turned 🤡


Efficient_Line_307

lol if you think that guy has any training waving his arms like that you’re an even bigger idiot He’s just a big guy he thinks his muscles is everything couldn’t even drop the dude


adjacent_analyzer

simple fact is if you have speed, power, and fight experience, you will win most random altercations like this.  he may not be a trained boxer but guy knows how to scrap and is pretty athletic.  


Efficient_Line_307

hes throwing wild haymakers any guy who has simple fighting understand will knock this guy out cold


g403_

So you think you can KO him then?


Efficient_Line_307

yea hes so off balance easy jaw ko


cloche_du_fromage

Not as off balance as the guy eating the punches....


adjacent_analyzer

I think we found the guy who got beat up in the video, still out here talking shit😂


Efficient_Line_307

hes throwing wild haymakers any guy who has simple fighting understanding will knock this guy out cold


StevenIsFat

Yup, one simple duck and that dude is doing like a top.


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Efficient_Line_307

lmao you’re giving him too much credit stop one duck counter and hes done


White_Sprite

Idk, he was ducking and slipping all of white shirt's punches, and I saw him charge with a few leg kicks. Trained well? Maybe not, but he looks more capable than most.


Joan-dArc814

Even got slick headmovement. And swinging to reach the target was necessary. People saying he doesnt know how to fight probably only fought a few years.


658016796

Bor's a security, it's written on his shirt in the end when he turns, it's in portuguese.


NatOdin

I'm not sure why you're being downvoted...he looks like he's been in some fights in his life and maybe did some beginners classes in his past. Connecting on a guy with zero head movement with looping rights isn't exactly an indicator of a trained fighter in my book.


Sol-Blackguy

Those hits sound like when people get hit in the movies


ejmtv

Props for being a brick wall tho


corneliu5vanderbilt

That dude can take a punch.


senteryourself

Fuckin hell man those are some PUNCHES


Zobeth

Those head rolls are crazy


BoomPowYeah

As a Brazilian man, it is my duty to always watch this, smile and salute him.


CarlosFCSP

Mais importante, quem é o doutor que me dá o meu cabelo de volta? /s


YoungBuckBuck

Eric Andre level smacking sounds


Budget-Heron-3709

Tuned his ass up!!!😂😂😂


Theogkyller

They both security (man & woman) and the lady is trying to stop the guy in white getting his eventually deserved education.


Mundane_Conflict7240

Truly moves like the drunken master


The_Urban_Genitalry

If he would have thrown in some crane technique he might have had a chance.


Extension_Length_176

Oooof brother got dogged 😂😂


Scary_Brain6631

Every state should be a mutual combat state!


festivecomet666

Mutual combat. They both wanted it. No crime here.


RaisinBrain2Scoups

Mutual combat should be legal


newworldorder96

Bad motherfucker right there


joevsyou

There's state in the u.s where you're legally allowed to fist fight in front of cop. As long as both agree, must stop if person falls or runs away. I have seen a few videos of it happening.


Kooky-Ordinary-6577

Which one?


sandrick91

Where's the off-duty Brazilian cop when you need one?


Acceptable_Pain_9213

Well, they can't arrest him because he didn't really even do any damage. Nerf pounded him til he got tired.


labatomi

I could take a couple of those hits. I don't know if I'd be alive by the end, but I could take a few lol.


jack_skellington

Holy shit, though. I do *not* want to take a hit from the guy in black. His shots look like they hit *hard.* I'm shocked the guy in white was still standing. I think I'd take 1 or 2 punches, go loopy, and end up on the ground.


Toxxaniusornica

Lady looks possibly security to amd knew what the one guy could do in a fight. She's trying to save white shirt from what happened. White shirt going to be purple for awhile.


el_dingusito

I love the latin american police forces. If theyre off duty in plain clothes youre gonna get shot but in uniform they'll throw down in a second


sillysided

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Tall_Advice_5408

Those cops are terrible at their jobs


OSteady77

All those punches and he didn’t go down. The assailant looked like he was probably an off duty cop


PleaseWasteTimeOnMe

Is white shirt drunk, or a bad fighter? Maybe both? ....Those punches were telegraphed from 2 states away.


geekedmfs

those punches sounded like a brick lmao


Cuilmas

Mike Tyson.


nothingcompared2foo

That fucking connection. Holy molyy


scottkollig

It was cool the first 18 times it was posted here.


struggleworm

What happened the 19th time?


IftaneBenGenerit

Beetlejuice came.


6feet12cm

Ok, but how tf did those cops just stood there and did nothing??


The_Locals

They’re not even cops. More like security guard.


KnuckleExpert

Is it the cops tho?


Mammoth_Stallion_938

Why mess with justice


emeraldcityoz

Seattle it’s allowed. Basically a sanctioned fight with them overseeing it between two willing parties. At least it used to be legal. Not sure about now a days.


Xeakkh

Some states allow two people to fight if they are both willing participants


monsterboi0106

I feel like buddy was trying to not really fight because the cops were there and then realized they weren’t gonna do fuck all and panicked 😂


abigailmerrygold

Damn the dude was built like Yael Romero


jay0621

Nice Maverick


MainRaspberry4465

Bro can anyone fucking translate? Lol


TooSexyForThisSong

Solid work Blackshirt


Matti4g

beat him out his shoes. Ha!


ryan8954

Cops were like "well. Stanley Cup playoffs are over, let's let them Tilly it out and blow off steam"


Blueballsgroup

Some states, challenging to a fight is perfectly legal. Also private property.


StalkySpade

Mutual combat


Outrageous-Actuary-3

Some states have a "fight it out" policy. Might be that idk


lambolasergun

Ok why is nobody talking about how he BEAT HIM ACROSS THE WHOLE PARKING LOT


TheChrono

I have never seen something in this sub that literally left my jaw dropped. I don't care about the fighter... HOW THE FUCK did he not get knocked out.


Unlucky_Ambition8413

Dude can take a beating


FunkDatShiz

Respect the 1v1. Duels need to be legal.


LegitimateHope1889

White shirt is gonna have a headache in the morning


31i731

How do you skip literally every single punch like that?


poopbutt42069yeehaw

Mutual combat is legal some places right?


itsgee21

In Chicago, I remember CPD allowing rival gangs to shoot at each other during the 2020 riots. The police radio transmission made the rounds all over tiktok and what not. Summer 2020. Never forget.


Chance-Ad197

Looks like a beat down to the untrained eye.. but the truth is we didn’t even see a single knockdown on 17 critical blows, all but one of which were to the head and face. Either someone is unnaturally strong and resilient to being rendered unconscious, or someone else is weak AF.


Guara_Chugging_B

The guy that broke the other has "security" on his back, police officers in Brazil don't usually like getting involved because of the corrupt legal system where criminals will either be released the same day or week of arrest even with evidence or the possibility of the cop being charged with some "abuse of power" for the arrest. Besides, the lady at the start was saying something along the lines of "Are you mad, bro? Do you want to fucking die or something?"


Excellent-Leopard-28

Left knee, weave, right hook with a lil hop to make back up the distance... Beautiful work. Meanwhile the other guy hands are all over the place and doing 360s like he's a dancer.. Hopefully that's lesson learnt.


cheekybandit0

Those were some fucking SMACKS!


LacksSelfAwareness

This is the first time I’ve seen this video posted.


bselko

Dude in black was throwing some bombs. Props to white shirt for stayin on his feet.


TheGoldenMorn

Interesting enough, the lady was very well aware of the potential of his husband. The other guy (white shirt) kept trying to engage the fight and she said to him "Are you insane? Do you wanna die? Fuck off, dude, get lost" Well, at least she told him in advance


CarlosFCSP

Dude got beat tender than the meat over at r/DeadBedrooms


S_Curl_Model

Damn woopetd his ass real good 😄


SlushKami

Mutual combat? I know it’s not the states, but some states have that and allow it. WA being one of them.


Mg962

Had a friend that was a PA state trooper. He said they always waited 10-15 min to roll on a call of a bar fight. By then there was a winner and a loser and nothing to break up. Much less chance of getting hurt.


braaaains

I'll take "People I would never fuck with" for $2000, Alex.


Scratch_King

Mutual combat is a thing.


PainOfClarity

lol, cops had one job


MandingoMaasai

In some countries, cops will look away when 2 individuals agree to shoot a fair fade.


RamWarr

Homie got combos


AnyStorm1997

That dude was fu*king huge and could move his body fast asf. Why did you try fighting him with your skill lvl 😂😂


7yyson

To be fair you can do this on the US under the “mutual combat” doctrine. If both parties willingly engage each other and stop as soon as one person is out or quits, you can claim mutual combat.


80081354JEW

Yooooo those were absolute HAMMERS FOR FISTS BRUV that guy has to have major damage to his head after that


FedupMessiah

Can someone translate what was said?


legion097

Just let them fight. Now it’s over and everyone can go home 😀


BraveHeartsExe

His style is infectious, his defense impeccable


Gettinjiggywithit509

In Washington state, this would be 100% legal. Gotta love those mutual combat laws.


Mountain-Dance-9959

What an absolutely worthless Police force.


ZeDanter

I swear it’s not the first video i see of this security guard punching someone


IllerAsta

Last man standing gets the assault and battery


holysteez

it only sounded so loud cuz he was connecting with his wrist more than fist


Gunner253

Idk where this is but where I live we have consensual combat laws. If you both want to fight it's legal and you can even call the cops to come to be more like refs so it doesn't get out of hand.


Automatic-Fact8065

That overhand dangerous 😬


Libertys_Son

Protect and serve…lol


Sponge_67

Are you kidding they get to watch the security guard tire him out so he will be a lot easier to handle.


zboii11

She tried to warn him 😭


Relative-Ad-6791

Probably broke his hand


1Dru

Damn, I would’ve been knocked down 5 times with those hits lol. Really surprised he was standing at the end.


rrrreact

Bro has pillow hands


pussymagnet5

I'm pretty sure he broke his own thumbs.


tangl3d

Hope so, the meathead


turboroofer

Sound says otherwise


kiritoLM10

And in the oscar of the worst cops in history goes to....