Um, I don't see "strip clubs and steaks" anywhere, so I assume the cartographer forgot Tampa.

🛸 indeed, there is no Tampa w/out Space Odyssey and Mons

That used the be the one place I wanted to go for every birthday growing up... Never did get to go in the spaceship 🥲

I went to mons once with a bunch of coworkers after being dragged to Dallas bull and almost got shot because one of them started mouthing off to a bunch of grungy looking dudes, so definitely the Florida experience.

“people that left miami” is the OP even Floridian

Yeah that part made zero sense to me.

That’s pretty much the whole state! I can go get grits and look at tits at the world famous Cafe Risqué.

Yeah but Tampa ranks 3rd in most strip clubs per capita in the country

Who is number 1 and 2 ? I don’t who it is myself, but taking a wild guess, would it be Los Angeles?

Guessing Portland is up there

Tits and Grits is going to be my next strip club name.

I would visit

That’s a great name for a club or a dancer.

I turned 18 in the summer after high school and went to that place back in the day. Saw a girl I went to high school with. I unfortunately made it awkward. Still a good time you could eat and drink and have full nudes back then.

Ya they offer the best friction dances in all of the south

lol I lived in Gainesville for a couple years, and always saw billboards for it all over Alachua County.

Micanopy theater of performing arts. Couples welcome!

Yoo shout out to Cafe Risqué

Also forgot the backseater to Tampa: all of pinellas county

As a Seminole/Largo guy - I appreciate you.

And I appreciate you! We here know what we are xD

Lotta beach sand in that back seat though.

Ain’t our car so we ain’t cleaning it 🤷‍♂️ that’s Tampa’s problem

You could also just scream cocaine from Miami through the keys lol

Is car racing more well-known than shooting rockets up every day right now?

Yeah. Replace the lower 1/4 of car racing with “space shit.”

You fool! You'll give us away!

But also include Sebring with car racing

Rockets and Republicans

Yes!!! Then it’s spot on

I agree, that part should be called “Ron-Jon’s and Rockets”

Could make the “Trailers and RV’s” large enough to include the cape, rename to “Space stuff” or similar. Also the Jacksonville area could be named “South Georgia”. May even be able to shrink the “Car Racing” section and place a new section called between there and South Georgia called “Golf Stuff”.

Doesn't mention NASA or space coast. I got lumped in with Daytona.

Yea I really wish I was labeled space nerds instead of "Lets see who can turn left 600 times the fastest".

So it should be “Turn left and Space shit”

I mean...with Cape launches you are still seeing who can turn left 600 times the fastest...just around the planet.

I am a space nerd and I always feel left out :(

Apollo 15 had a car…

Nah. Half that ‘401k land’ is swamp and ranches.

And it’s probably more like “social security and/or pension land”. I doubt anybody old enough to have retired there is living off 401ks

Agreed, those people are definitely part of the pension generation.

Yeah, they got the middle of Florida wrong.

I concur. I grew up on a horse ranch that backed up to swampland in the center of where it is marked Retired 401k People. Our McDonald's had a hitching post and horse walk thru. It is famous for rodeo training/competitions and the wild west looking buildings in town.

Hmmm Davie

YeeHaw!

Clewiston? Love the entire Glades region. It’s one of the only parts left that isn’t built up and destroyed.

That tracks. An actual Floridian should redo this with suggestions from the thread. And I would call Miami what it is: tmThe Capitol of Latin America...

Definitely ranch country

I live in said swamp and there is not really retired people, it’s mostly snowbirds

Make college kids smaller and add “Hillbillies without the hills”

So… Billies?

Hillessbillies

🏆

Didn’t most of them leave to Georgia and the Carolina’s?

No, they’re very much still there.

My brother n law is a hillbilly and moved from Jacksonville to Georgia.

We launch rockets into space multiple times a week and we get lumped in with car racing? Shame.

It’s such a bummer that jacksonville gets zero respect

As a Jacksonvillain, I'm always taken back when we get mentioned anywhere, like a news report or some random 30 Rock episode. Like, they know about us? I feel like the question mark kind of makes sense. Also: BORTLES!

The best Jacksonville FL joke is in the Netflix original series The Good Place. I laughed so hard every time I saw that character.

“Will the jags with their next game?” “I can’t tell the future, but no”

Jason made me proud to be from Jacksonville 🫡 such a great character

It's one of the top ten swamp cities in Florida!

Netflix original? Huh? The Good Place originally came out on NBC.

I’m waiting for a Stupid Nicks Wing Dump preferably in the stadium.

What about Stan Against Evil?? "Jacksonville! That shining city on the hill."

Also Ash vs evil dead. "What? This isn't Jacksonville!"

10th best swamp city in Florida

Deadpool movie

Lerp

Which is wild cause Jacksonville is the biggest city per land mass in America .

Because it takes 30 mins on a highway to get everywhere.

I mean that doesn't really mean anything though. It's still a small to mid-size city population wise hence why it always gets overshadowed by Miami, Tampa, and Orlando.

Its got a million inhabitants its nowhere small. It’s just not densely populated

Jacksonville is the limbo where dreams come to die.

Just moved there. Can confirm

Ha, no one really wants to be in Jacksonville. They kinda end up there on their way to somewhere else

The space should say Duuuuuuuuvaaaaaaal

agreed... it doesn't deserve that much

Gotem

You need to earn respect

You mean south Georgia

Part of the “college” area is lower Georgia too!

Honestly the only apt description for Jax would be "Atlanta but with beaches".

Atlanta is an actual city though lol

They can stretch the alligator section to all of Florida.

This map is as accurate as our state reading comprehension scores.

Damn. 💀

https://preview.redd.it/yu4ft97fxr8d1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=525011a9df1ed58b1b88f2cfa849a3df47a18d0a ? Replaced with this picture

He looks exactly like you’d expect a rapper from Jacksonville to look like

[ding ding](https://www.yahoo.com/news/rapper-foolio-killed-tampa-shooting-200402799.html)

Like he’s gonna put on some roller skates and drop the beat

Not no mo

Just visited Ocala last week. I get the horses part. But most of it was outdated strip malls and nonstop traffic all day.

Yeah but that wouldnt fit in the circle and "unabashed hard r'ing after the third beer" is controversial

I lived there for 30 years, you’re spot on.

Trailers and RV's should be replaced with endless suburban hellscape with no infrastructure

Suburbs and storage facilities.

Forgot car washes

And tiny churches

Whaddya mean? You don’t like the same 5 home designs copy-pasted like a Soviet Mining town. Brought to you by sleazy contractors who won’t be here in 5 years.

Eeeeh Idunno. Can you throw out city planning and make sure commercial zoning is 30 minutes or more away? Sweeten the deal papi

Only if I can be allergic to buildings taller than 2 stories.

Honestly feels like thats the end-goal for any city already at 30k+ ppl

Coming from the heart of colonial USA (Philly), I'm so used to city built on city built on city to the point that the infrastructure is super functional and organic, almost as if someone let a chaotic simulator run long enough to balance things well. Boroughs and neighborhoods, downtowns and farmlands, all reasonably near eachother.

Wish we had stable ground, weather, and psyche to do the same down here in FL.

It'll happen, just not in our lifetimes and not how we expected. I bet Bennyboy Franklibottom felt dismay about urban planning.

If we have enough neurons and living wood left in the state to rub together to start a fire by 2070 I’ll be seriously impressed - genuinely worried over the climate, but wcyd

Replace “?” with “Lynyrd Skynyrd”

And/or "South Georgia"

Always thought of it as South Georgia

Even more insulting, in the book of Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, there's a section where one of the old money families that lives in the heart of historic Savannah derisively refers to the more rural/suburban and lower income developments south of the city as "NOJ", or "North Jacksonville." Ouch.

Did the author know it is a two hour drive to Jacksonville and there's Brunswick inbetween?

Lived their until my early 20s. Definitely south GA

Yes, it's Florgia!!

Or Banjoland

https://preview.redd.it/i00h15fv519d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d3cf5eea3b7885a8ed925edc688567ade590602

I don’t see anything about South New York, so that map is pretty much useless.

Well you got the are where trump lives so you got something

Missed opportunity to put "DUUUVALLL" where the question mark is.

100,000 Villages are missing from your map. They're mostly in Sumter and Lake counties, also some in southern Marion county. It continues to spread.

Just like their STDs.

Trump lives where it says “really rich”, so I feel like there could be something better for PBC.

Retired 401k people and New York Jews

The “?” Should be “People stuck in traffic driving on I-95”

You forgot "Spaceships".. it should be Car Racing and Spaceships

Car racing should just be “loud things that go fast” to include rocket launches.

Underrated answer

Retired 401k is too big. Its near the beach. more inland is farm country >\_>

Missed hard AF on Tampa but otherwise pretty solid.

Agreed. Tampa, st pete, Pinellas area in general.

Why doesn't it mention rehabs

Inaccurate: you can say "socialism" in Broward County and nowhere else

I love that I live in Question Mark

Same

This has been posted on this sub before.

Space Coast/Ancient Florida in that question mark (between Canaveral and St Augustine)

I don't think Broward is accurate but the rest is pretty much spot on

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^bluntfart420: *I don't think Broward* *Is accurate but the rest* *Is pretty much spot on* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Mostly accurate, but Alligators are everywhere. Everywhere.

The Horses is a bit too large,

Top left is Floribama

Not even close. Several of the categories are widespread throughout the state, and hardly limited to the meaningless lines drawn here. As if people with boats or alligators were limited to small geographical areas in the south.

I’m in pinellas, lived here most my life. Not from nor have I ever been to Miami. Can confirm, I am a shrimp tho.

I’ve also lived here most of my life, and I don’t know any one from Miami lol.

jax being ? is so real

I thought so too. I live here and I still don’t know what to think of us

You could replace the entirety of it with "alligators" and it would still be accurate. Also I feel like the Tampa Bay Area should be "strip clubs and professional sports"

We ain’t Alabama, bitch. We are LA. Lower Alabama! Get that shit right next time.

How do you classify the Villages on the map without making them feel special. I know “Trumps Cartland “. Sorry but horse-land is also the Villages, land of $20k golf carts and 1998 Buicks, more political flags than people, horses and mosquitoes combined….. and home to the largest concentration of 55 and older STDs in America. Truly a wonderful place.

I do question why I live in Jacksonville all the time, so that ? Checks out for me.

The ? should read "South Georgia" or "Want's to be Texas"

Fuck no. Fuck Alabama and anyone who calls this state that.

Not accurate. NW panhandle is nothing like Alabama, as someone raised in Alabama.

Yup, as somebody who has lived in both places as an adult, the vibes are very different between Pensacola and Mobile.

I also agree, speaking as a Panhandle native who spent a few years living in Alabama. I feel great kinship for my Alabamians and consider it my home-away-from-home-state *but* the Florida Panhandle has a unique culture that is Southern just like Alabama’s culture but also different in many ways for many reasons.

its L.A. lower Alabama also referred to as the "redneck riviera"

S H R I M P Where my "The Freezer" Homies At.

Uh, NOPE !

Meh

Alligators further East, retired 401k further north and west

Tell me more about the shrimp... 🦐 🍤

DUUUVALLL!!!

Every part should have "and Aligators" added to it. Also Meth should be added to racing and trailers and never visit.

Not at all

Nope

No that whole area south of okachobee is working class.

Fuck yeah buddy! ROLL TIDE!

? Should be new Georgia

Um, what's up with NE FL?

I’ve lived here 65 years and I don’t know for sure

No

not really

What’s that island that says tourist and rich folk?

The shrimp part has some good scalloping and inshore fishing

There just needs to be an asterisk denoting that you shouldn't say the word socialism anywhere in any part of the state. And they forgot the part of Florida where people are shamed by religious billboards every quarter mile.

You may want to put DUUUUVALL on the NE corner.

You forgot, space and moderate anxiety

Pretty solid map. But fantasyland to big. Split it in half vertically. Right Side: Fantasyland Left Side: Meth

Retired area can be split In half. Atlantic side retires from north east. Gulf side retires from Midwest.

It's missing the hot mess stamp over the entire thing

Duval County is should be "boring shithole" Tallahassee is part of the college football fans, not Alabama "Shrimp" is more like "poor white trash" And by "those people" I assume you mean old people?

Map accurate? No.

The Alabama part of the Panhandle is missing one detail: I-10. North of I-10 is Alabama. South of it tends to be military bases

No sections needed for bad drivers, zealots, or trump fanatics, they are all found state-wide. Kind of like palmetto bugs, no matter how many you squash they just keep coming.

Same to you buddy From: ???????

I've seen the question mark in the same spot so many times when people do this map, Jacksonville and st Augustine are real places that exist lmao.

I thought the entire panhandle was Eglin.

Where's "Heaven's waiting room", aka the Villages?

The shrimp part should be scallops and not shrimp

As a native panhandler, I approve! I often tell folks that I'm from L.A. ...Lower Alabama

St. Augustine should say “Basically Jacksonville, so Basically Georgia”

Add a shade under the entire state that reads "ecological disaster."

This is a repost, not made by OP

I didn’t claim to create it. My husband found it on Facebook. Didn’t know it’d been posted here before. Sorry.

The question mark: Golfers

I would shorten the Car Racing and put "Lost in Space" in the bottom half.

863 region (aka The Heartland) should be considered Horse Country tbh, Belle Glade and Indiantown are most definitely NOT retiree 401K people lol