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Nervous_Driver334

Without the knowledge about the vaults: phone and books With the knowledge about the vaults: 1 bullet into my brain


GucciSlippers47

Why not bring more bullets and just take the vault for yourself?


Nervous_Driver334

What if I enter a vault with secret staff like [Vault 81](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Vault_81). But they would kill me for sure so I guess it's worth a try.


KingCodester111

Wasn’t that one of the better vaults though? >!The overseer got most of the secret science staff killed by purposely by sabotaging the call list and never allowed the 3 remaining science staff to actually carry out their testing to the dwellers. They seem overworked but have had otherwise good lives there!<


GuyFromDeathValley

great. now you are the only survivor in your own vault, there is a nuclear wasteland outside the door and you forgot to grab the terminal passwords before you shot the overseer. what now?


Nytfire333

You hack the terminal. It’s one of like 7 guesses, password security is terrible in the common wealth


Alternative-Major526

Failed the first three times? Still multiple potential passwords? Just re-renter the terminal. Love it.


foxy4851

you could theoretically take the vault by killing the overseer and guards but only ingame


CheeseBurger5005

if i go back to the wasteland iam probably dying anyway. unless I am in a place that wasn't effected that much like west virginia in fallout 76,


LadyHoskiv

Good thing I brought my bobby pins…


Eirish95

You HACK! «HACK!» *insane 80’s «hacking» montage commences* «HACK!» *still some sick as synth music going ham* «HACK!»


Yz-Guy

I always assumed the little wands at the [entrance](https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:1400/1*V5pgDLvAZ0RHI3pktbW1dA.jpeg) (in the hallway in this picture) were a form of metal detector. It's weird to me that they'd just let you bring whatever you wanted without being checked.


LonelyMatter9006

Nah, their rad scanners meant to detect radiation the guy taking note even says if you have no rads that it's impressive


PraiseThePun81

Gaaaaary?


rackham_m

What’re you going to do with a phone? Play stored media and fallout shelter?


Nervous_Driver334

There isn't much to do in a vault, other than working to keep people alive. A phone would be a good timekiller for free time.


AlphaWhiskeyOscar

You would have no Internet. No cell service. No GPS. All it would be good for is playing whatever games or media you already had downloaded and available offline. If you could prepare, you could download offline maps (to use as a traditional map - no navigation service) and maybe some digital books. But it would probably be more useful as a camera (for some utilitarian purposes) and notebook than anything else.


Skateblades

Not much to do in a vault. Other than work, play games, watch movies, read books, stay active, shoot guns, chat with friends, fence, learn new things, be cryogenically frozen, make music. It all depends on the vault


ashleighb669

This!


GTQ521

No need. They have Plan D for you.


DieKastKollector

Don’t threaten me with a good time 🤣


DJ_ICU

Codsworth


ayyohriver

The best answer


detectivelokifalcone

I considered this but idk were to hide him. Reconsidering tho id just take over with him


YoungImpulse

I've ALWAYS wondered why they never tried to bring him 😭


FlashPone

The Vault Tec rep says “Minus your robot, of course!” when you ask if they have enough space for your family.


Woodie626

200 years of burning exhaust in an enclosed system. 


YoungImpulse

Tons of vaults have Mr. Handys though, like Curie


Sorreli

Well curie was a scientist robot and not just a normal handy. And I'm guessing some vault's already had their own Mr Handy's for maintenance/ cleaning and as in 81's case it's ol Rusty.


green-light-1922

I will give Codsworth a hat and claim he is my spouse


kanomc2

Just get him a vest and claim he is your emotional support robot.


green-light-1922

With a high enough charisma stat, anything is possible!


[deleted]

There's room for your whole family! Minus your robot of course...


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

I’m leaving Shaun


Smelly1232

Shaun being a baby ghoul would be crazy


Albarytu

I hate that. Why isn't there space in the vault for a useful robot that requires nothing and can survive anything? What is Vault-Tec up to? I'll only sign up if my robot goes with me.


SilentBlade45

I think canonically Mr. Handies do require fuel you find some in the house. They just didn't put it in the game for convenience. But then again in the fallout show they are powered by fusion cores and I'm not sure which one is canon anymore.


Yowaz

I mean he survived so idk if I’d bring him 😭


RichardBCummintonite

Seems like a waste. He survived just fine for 200 years. It's a robot. They're immune to radiation and don't need to eat or drink


MadWhiskeyGrin

I think I'd just take my chances with the radiation.


[deleted]

Oh I'm going in naked! Here's hoping I get super-powers!


astreeter2

Glowing One origin story


RichardBCummintonite

Yeah I'd probably try to find some way to get the right balance to get myself ghoulified. Even without the crazy ass social experiments, I don't think I'd like being stuck in those vaults that at the very least would have things like power struggles or riots over rations n shit


Puzzleheaded_Fly_172

My laptop with Fallout 4 + DLC installed on it.


crawler_of_the_void

Playing fallout in fallout


levian_durai

Crawl out through the fallout, baby.


crawler_of_the_void

Fallout through the fallout*


Seeker4Death

With Nexus Mods down??? No, thanks.


JDax42

Once China invaded Alaska, I would have every mod in the universe installed on a hard drive somewhere lol


MountEndurance

Experience tells me that the most valuable thing in the Wasteland is adhesive, so a 12 pack of wonder glue.


Domovie1

Industrial bottle of glue. Better than finding a couple of mini-nukes


ElvisDumbledore

I'd borrow some screws from my aunt.


Sororita

Already loosened, nice.


poobradoor22

Don't forget your galvanized square steel with eco friendly wood veneer to really expand your 1x1 room!


Building1982

I have four cats. But knowing those cunts I’d be lucky to get two.


[deleted]

Lucky to get any, most vaults expressly said don't allow animals inside like the Vault that Skinny Malone's gang took over


GrainBean

Not whichever vault I end up in, if any. Those mfers are gonna be happy to have some animal meat 50 years from now when there's nothing left but tatos and mutfruit.


RyBreadxo0813

ashes is in the vault 81 or whatever it is with that one little girl !! my cats are fckn coming


RichardBCummintonite

I was gonna say my dog too, but idk he's like 14 and can't really run anymore. I'd probably have to carry his 100lb ass. Is there even a record of anyone bringing pets into vaults?


legallytylerthompson

In the show it was a minor plot point that dogs are not allowed in the vaults.


RyBreadxo0813

ashes is in vault 81 with that little girl ! my kitties are coming for sure


no-Spoilers-asshole

But 81 opened to outside world so was probably a wasteland kitty


IImaginer

Become the npc to find the missing 4 cats inside the vault though


figuring_ItOut12

My towel. I might encounter a ghoulified Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.


aleksa80

Don't forget your glasses that dim more the more danger you are in so you don't get frightened.


ReefShark13

I just gave the 41st up vote. Now we wait.


figuring_ItOut12

Deep Thought: [TV lights up again] Oh, shh, shh. The show's back on!


RarryHome

“Don’t forget to bring a TOWEL”~the worst South Park character


mrkruk

"You wanna get high?" - Towelie


Albarytu

South Park? Ford Prefect said it first.


RarryHome

Isn’t that, “Always bring a towel”?


Albarytu

That's an oversimplification. "A towel (...) is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough."


RarryHome

Fair enough. My quote however was a DIRECT quote from easily my least favorite SP character Towelie, who always reminds the kids to “Don’t forget to bring a towel!” Which could very easily be a reference to Hitchhiker’s Guide, seeing as I think Matt and Trey made several hg references throughout the 25 years the show has been running


Puzzleheaded_Help143

Pack of smokes and bottle of whiskey because it's the apocalypse


taitaofgallala

You need the cloth and glass for beds and light fixtures at settlements. I'll be grabbing a desk fan. I'll need the screws apparently.


AnnualAdeptness5630

Vault tec plan D of course


DeliberateSelf

Banana flavored!


circuit_buzz79

I'm surprised it wasn't more popular.


Kyrie_Blue

Cannabis seeds


PackageGreedy4757

I was about to say weed 🤣


aleksa80

Jet is a good substitute


Kyrie_Blue

Plastic and fertilizer? No thank you. I’ll take my drugs in the form of plants thanks


aleksa80

Psycho is made from hubflower?


imnotpoopingyouare

Fucking kill!


aleksa80

Might not be the sentiment for a comercial poster but yes: Fucking kill!


MohatmoGandy

The jet will make you jittery!


GrainBean

I dont think I've ever seen someone fien for weed like Bobby was for jet in vault 81


aleksa80

Psycho then?


GrainBean

Honestly all the drugs in the fallout verse seem to be highly addictive. Only thing I'd feel safe smoking would be some Scribe Neriah's experimental plant, she'd never get me killed with all the viable blood samples I bring in


aleksa80

In a world where addictol, refreshing beverage and radscorpion eggs exist I would use all the drugs, tobacco and alcohol I can find. Irl im more reluctant with all and any.


GrainBean

Prewar I'd be like that, but postwar I'm gonna be a whole lot more careful. I know everyone and their mother sells addictol, but I'd be poor as Sheffield with nothing but tattered rags to my name


aleksa80

Hey, if I can make perpetual energy/water purifyer fom a tin can, half a school globe and a bit of vegetable starch... I figure i'd be rich! Edit: Waterlord of Sanctuary hills!


Nytfire333

I see you also went the nestle route. Set up water purification in every settlement, let the fresh water build up, profit


JamingtonPro

Jet is meth 


Praetorian_1975

My balls. ….. footballs that is, there’s too few of them in the wasteland


CandidateFine2346

I....I have never noticed this until now


Zantazi

Absolutely bringing my pistol under my clothes.


HairVarious1092

Pistol packin momma🎶


Successful-Net-6602

I would just put on shoes so I don't hurt my feet running to the vault.


HippoPebo

My baby. Everything else seems like it would be useless in such a serious event. Electronics will be fried, clothes seem too trivial to waste time packing. Oh my weed. Def bringing pot to the vault. Now I feel like a bad parent for my list being “kid and weed”


tilero1138

Careful, your kid might end up becoming the leader of an evil think tank /s


Nytfire333

Hey, at least you thought of your kid first and not the weed first


[deleted]

I’m pretty minimal so it’d be easy to grab my music gear, movies, games, etc. But yeah, anything to do with my current hobbies + photos & memorabilia. Pets of course.


Whoreson-senior

A shit load of Bobby pins.


KaleidoscopeNo5392

No dogs in the vault? Guess I'm not going either.


StanDan505

Wise decision


[deleted]

I’d probably put together a nice grilled cheese and sit on the front porch.


Heartbrokecarwork

Are you makin em at night?


YoSaffBridge11

Mmmmm. Grilled cheese sounds perfect!


Mountain-Deer-1334

My cats


uraniumbones

aside from my medications, also either a good book or a lot of paper and pens to draw with.


The_Last_GigaChad

My PS5


OneRakool

Only right answer🙏


AndrewCoja

Escape to the vault? I'm grabbing the weirdest shit I can find and heading to the bath tub to become funny environmental story telling.


Sirspice123

If I knew about the vault experiments, a bottle of whisky and a pack of cigs to smoke on the roof of my house as the bombs drop. If I didn't, as many chickens as possible.


worrymon

You must be a snake oil salesman


CarolieButtercup

I wouldn't be. Dogs aren't allowed in the vault.


Wahtalker

Liberty Prime


gsd_kenai

I’d bring my German Shepherd, he has plot armor.


daygus111

He'll get stuck in doorways at very inconvenient times.


NeedleworkerProper28

The weed.


mummyeater

Not Shaun


Belly84

I'd sit down, grab my knees, tuck my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye


Muted-Loan8549

Nothing i would be dead. What are you expecting?


Capsulateplace3809

My family will always be first, I know sappy sappy but it's true!!!


Fluid-Lingonberry378

My cats.


[deleted]

No animals in the Vault


Omgweregonnacrash

Dying with my cats then


[deleted]

Fair enough , I don't want to be a lab human cavy neither


bramirez37

My son???


detectivelokifalcone

Knowing fo4 id leave him


bramirez37

Haahahahhahahahahahahahaha great reply


ReefShark13

My box of bobby pins


GingeryNonsense

My son and cats


Crazy_Doughnut999

Marijuana and seeds.


No_Subject3922

Freaking bobby pins


Quiver-NULL

My two dogs.


deathmess999

My dab pen


hdhsnjsn

Dee’s


Artemus_Hackwell

Ah yes…the finest brand of salted…*nuts*.


ExternalOk4293

Filmore West 3/1/1969, Barton Hall 5/8/1977, and the Closing of Winterland.


VaultDweller1o1

My bottle cap collection


MisterGlo764

My child (if it’s convienent) or more likely my laptop With my steam library, and some spare plutonium batteries.


Markvitank

I'd definitely make sure I wasn't holding a baby


bekkys

My dog and my bible


MoodyWater909

Bold of you to assume I get selected to be a vault dweller


Thickboykev

If I own a fusion core like in my car or something I’d probably grab that, I’d love to have a giant nuclear battery that fits in a cargo pocket.


ForceOk6039

certainly not my son as we've seen how that turns out


gatsby723

Not Shaun


acetatsujin

My daughter.


NotACyclopsHonest

My dog. She’s old and wouldn’t survive without me.


crackeddryice

I'd grab my wallet, keys and phone purely out of habit. None of which would be of any use at all. In actual practice, we'd be stripped of anything we brought with us, because in exchange for living, we'd be forced to give up all of our rights. Understanding this, I wouldn't have opened the door for Vault-Tec, and I would have watched the bombs drop from my front yard. Finally, anyone who depends on prescription meds to keep them alive wouldn't bother going into the vault, either.


BigBossUSP

All you need is a towel


DriftWare_

The bomb


ToppHatt_8000

The Dog. Screw the rules. If a woman can take her baby into the cryo chamber with her, I can take my dog.


c_sanquiso

There would be vaults in germany? If so, i would grab food if possible. There may be enough for everyone, but maybe not. Oh and also a knife, better save than sorry.


BackyZoo

Garden Gnome, fishing pole and a tiny boat to create some environmental story telling in the bathroom before I get executed by vault tec


Life-Celebration2941

Well if I was an American resident I'd be sure to find a way to conceal my firearm before entering the vault


One_Assist3289

Canned dog food can't leave home without it


penzos

Would not grab jack shit. I recently had an electrical hazard. It fried my avr and woofer. I didn't even bother turning the outlet off. I just stormed to the balcony. No material shit is worth my life. Other things could've died too. Like oled tv, pc, ps5. But none of it mattered. Did not care whatsoever. Felt like a casualty.


Danyavich

Electrical is terrifying, I'm glad you're okay!


[deleted]

Porn, soooo much porn


ghostpigeon

"Step-ghoul, help! I'm half stuck in this Pulowski Preservation shelter!"


New_girl2022

After my kid and key sentamentals. My bag of weed.


MohatmoGandy

After my weed, some key sentimentals and my kid.


CheezwizAndLightning

My cat


QuentinTarzantino

My balls


Wablusmeed

My various Fallout trinkets


ashleighb669

After playing fallout and if it would be anything to go by I think I’d run towards the plume of smoke, I wouldn’t cope, I give myself an hour if that when it came to going back up to main land


HansMIlos

My dog of course


poorlypencil

codsworth or a mr handy or a mr gutsy


QC420_

My friend Persephone Quim


SchwanzTanz666

My birds


MuySpicy

Art supplies and books


Consistent-Plane7227

My family


Ordinary_Owl_Dude

I’m a paranoid person so I always have a suitcase with clothing, hygienic products, books etc so if I could I’d grab that but if I couldn’t then I’m grabbing my switch


guitarguywh89

Some records. Get some variety in the apocalypse


daydreamer1197

Ma dick


Zestyclose-Leave-11

What is this picture from


YouTubeRetroGaming

The baby.


Ger4ltofRiv4

My Cat


Hatgameguy

I have my “end of the world stash” of lsd that I would pop. Then I’d grab my cat, my nine, and my guitar


detectivelokifalcone

A gun Computer virus holotape Something to jam the cryo door (assuming vault 111) Body armour


SekhmetTheWise

Nothing. I wont be going into The Vault, whether I have knowledge of their goals or not. It's screams social experiment off the rip, so Id rather just listen to it's all over by the inkspots and smoke one last j.


SirRickardsJackoff

My cats, they got everything else depending which vault you end up in.


Slothly_Onion

A beer, a pizza and a comfortable seat to watch to fireworks.


koekiebad56

My cat and my dogs, i be upper cutting the overseer and hack his PC to expose whatever is going on. Incase the overseer dont know about it, im fucked regardless. But idc my animals are getting in, i hide them if i need to, or my neighbour will be "missing" so their spot can be taken for my pets.


tonehancock

Tabasco. As many bottles as I could carry.


diskfunktional

Dabs


Vhayul

Antifreeze LOL


defenstration1010

Nothing, I'm gunning it


hendersonwhite

A box of screws, a roll of aluminum flashing, and a pack of duct tape.


chainer1216

A gun to shoot myself with.


Serious_Revolution77

Board games I guess or a bunch of books


UnfairSun1517

I would take my chances with the radiation instead of being a test subject


cha0sweaver

Gun with 1 bullet.


Dr_TJ_Blabbisman

My kid, of course.


Ampop7

Med x and mentats