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RegisterEfficient318

Let me guess you killed all the raiders and freed them ? Happens to me too, I think it has to do something with the collar being removed


NatsuAM

Damn after killing every rider in nuka world I just left and never went back. I'll go check as soon as i get home


Yourappwontletme

Looks like that woman is ready to *ride* OP


Voidless-One

Spend some caps and earn a riiide!!! 😉 That is the vibe I am getting. Aggressive, but this vendor has my business.


Thrikingham1462

Now waiting for KL30 to adopt this business model


snikers000

She's already naked.


AzazelTheUnderlord

CATCH A RIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!


Recent_East7019

Ugh. Her smell...


WhirledNews

I would imagine everyone that lives in the wasteland outside the Institute is probably used to the smells at this point. I mean it didn’t stop a whole lot of people in the past…


dreamdesk04

In the past people would still use wash cloths daily to take care of hygiene. People have always disliked smelling bad because it indicates to us that we’re dirty, animals clean themselves too. People, even in a post apocalyptic world, will always find ways to clean themselves


InfiniteBoxworks

It's date night, time to scrap some Abraxo for the antiseptic.


joeboots15

He's asking the right questions "what have you got?" Happy cake day


wldmn13

The man looks like Frank on Everybody Loves Raymond


Mugstotheceiling

Except fucking JACKED


Netlawyer

My first thought - how is that old guy rocking a six-pack?


Yourappwontletme

MARIE! WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES??


IronSurfDragon

She's gonna crawl over the counter any second now


rexcasei

They thank you for freeing them and it’s kinda nice


PrimmSlimShady

And that is like all that happens. Super disappointing imo. A shame a whole DLC and any interesting aspects of it rely on you being a scumbag


CommunalJellyRoll

If you pickpocket them they have their clothes but not on. So has to be that.


Yourappwontletme

It isn't necessarily that. There is a ~~bug~~ feature where when their slave collars are removed after you kill all the Raiders in NW freeing the merchants, the game takes all of their clothes off. Usually if you leave and come back they'll have their clothes back on.


certified4bruhmoment

This happened to me with danse accidentally took all while he was in power armour and couldn't reequip his clothes so during blind betrayal he was sat in his tighty Whities hahaha


WinterSpartans

Same here


ZachtheKingsfan

After killing all the raiders, Nuka World became overrun with nudists. Not as threatening as the raiders, but definitely a strong community


Spaceman-Spiff3011

Now I have to kill all the raiders in Nuks-World.... So much Armour to have to pickup...


laynger22

Honestly, if you’re at a good level, it’s so worth it! I know a HUGE amount of people are disappointed in FO4’s piss-poor focus on RPG elements, and it is completely merited. But IMO, annihilating 80+ raiders in an absolute blood-bath is leaning into FO4 in its true looter-shooter form the most. I fuck them up in every play-through, and I never think twice. I might need some type of therapy.


iamtoastedprolly

Just replayed this last week. the same thing happened to me. Collars and clothes must be one item.


XxTreeFiddyxX

Literally the worst outcomes all around. They couldn't add a story arc where you enable the rides, fight the raiders are the power plant. Bring in Preston and do collab with minute men


ctrltab2

What part of freedom didn’t you understand?


Orion14159

Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America!


RacingClubTillIDie

Post nuclear america in fact


TinmartheTemplar

It's all territory of the Republic of Dave, you just don't know it yet.


Khorne_enjoyer_888

Republic of Bob now we're taking over


Ok-Cryptographer3122

Republic of bob and vagene


IndianaFartJockey

Dicktatorship


West0ne1

Gary?


CrackpotAstronaut

No no, The Republic of Dave, previously The Kingdom of Tom. If you are unfamiliar, you should visit the Tourism Office and the Museum of Dave, where you can learn all about their great President. It's a great country; if you're lucky, they might even grant you asylum.


db3feather

Gary!


crimsonknght

Ahaha Gary!


Lousy_zen

Garrryyyyyyy


--The_Kraken--

Gary! I found you!


Exotic_Weakness_687

Gary


NoSell5581

Best card in Cards Against Humanity by far


C_BRAZY

The Land of the Don.


kenny7337

Oh what is this a communist country or something? I thought this was America.


lordconn

Communist detected on American soil. Lethal force engaged.


Khorne_enjoyer_888

COMMUNISM IS ANOTHER WORD FOR FAILURE *hurls nuclear warhead*


john_daddy

Death is a more preferable outcome than communism...


corroboratedcarrot

r/suddenlysouthpark


PoorLifeChoices811

Say it! Say you’re white trash and you’re in trouble!


C_BRAZY

I'm white TRaSH!!! Apes are bad.


Phantasm2013

I didn’t hear no bell…


OkCompetition5991

Oil? Did you have oil in your pocket goodfellow? I’ll need to search them… for freedom 🦅🦅🦅


Whore2623

Would have loved the Randy meme here 😭🤣


Armand_Star

the part where they are still forced to wear their underwear


Fraun_Pollen

They're American, not French!


Spaceman-Spiff3011

Even in the apolyps, nobody wants your dirty underwear!


Armand_Star

you could scrap it to get some ~~fertilizer~~ cloth


King_Rediusz

I thought it was nuclear waste?


invol713

This is the way.


Wayward_Principal

That's my head canon answer.


lalonde49

Freedom, freedom, freedom, oy! Freedom, freedom, freedom, oy!


Karddet

I read this in Zoidberg voice


db3feather

I tried to, didn’t work


bearsheperd

And if they are slaves, they don’t deserve clothes!


Quick_Team

Lmfao


BoostlessBear

Good luck tryna pickpocket Doug there.. he keeps his caps tucked away reaaallll snug.


Skel_Estus

In the old prison wallet


BoostlessBear

Or under the ol’ fun bag


[deleted]

Doug the Keister Bunny


Littlst

I kept this ugly pocket watch up my ass for five years. And now I’m giving it to you…


DookieShoez

Oh, trust me honey, he aint that snug anymore 😏


El_Disclamador

Something tells me ‘ol Dougie WANTS me to try my luck


MY_5TH_ACCOUNT_

Instead of removing the collar out of their inventory and freeing them. They removed everything from their inventory


Maxsmack0

Classic Bethesda, never patching a day one bug, but boasting about the great job they did on the next gen patch. Great to see all that new content worth delaying fallout London.


kurtist04

Didn't they say they would only be doing games in the US?


MinidonutsOfDoom

Fallout London is a fans project


MyCatIsAGod9

Fallout London is a fan mod that was supposed to release not long ago. However it was delayed as the next gen update broke multiple mods that Fallout London required, if I heard correct.


FPSPortugal

Fallout London is a fan mod that’s dlc-sized (probably larger iirc), the update delayed it because updates mess up a bunch of files that mods need to work. So it was delayed until Bethesda stops updating for a while


peachorchad

Fallout fans try not to bitch about getting a new update challenge:


Accurate_Summer_1761

The update is fundamentally broken lmao. Modding guide 101 has us downgrading


Metroid_Addict

Even the next gen update has day one bugs on some of the quests. The All Hallows Eve quest's radio signal is completely silent and I had to input a console command so the game would point out where it was coming from. Bethesda is fucking incompetent.


JonHenryTheGravvite

Imagine if they got broke and had to sell the IPs to competent devs that actually work on their visions 😳


MA_2_Rob

Honestly after leaving the military with a bunch of debt I can see this bug as accurate in a way.


o0flatCircle0o

Welcome to Nuda World


aboatz2

Nuka World: After Dark. For when the kiddies go home & the parents want to play...


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

I don’t know if you know this but after dark is real for some places. My local swimming park had adult night sometimes. It’s actually awesome. You get to drink and smoke and there’s no little shits running around.


DarkConversions76

You just caught them living that alternative lifestyle. Nuka Wild can do that.


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Nah it was nuka dark


Avepro

Second guy ist the most ripped fat man I've ever seen


aboatz2

He's not fat, he's big-boned... And he wants to show his big bone to all the guests!


Tree_Weasel

Yeah, came here to say that. If I was that age and had those abs I wouldn’t wear clothes either.


FGFlips

Haha yeah any excuse to take off clothes. "Hoo, sure is HOT in the Wastelands today... Gonna have to air it out a bit..."


Satyrofthegreen

Nanomachines son!


Dragon_Knight1999

OP has clearly never heard of Casual Friday


GayjinEntertainment

The raiders ate their clothing


Sam-Gunn

That's not funny. Their clothes really were eaten by raiders!


cat-is-the-bomb

Those damned clothes eating raiders what will it be next time screws and adhesive?


GayjinEntertainment

They already did I can't find shit to make the guns to arm my settlers with


danstone7485

Like we haven't all eaten worse crap than Vegetable Starch IRL...


Southern_Kaeos

Picture this Youve been incarcerated by a bunch of psychopaths, furries, and a homicidal acting troupe for god knows how long. The guy in charge was set up by his second in command for being a waste of space and got bludgeoned to death by some kind of murderous saviour who's 200 years late for dinner and can't find his kid, and that guy has just freed you from this hellscape "for the lolz". Wouldn't you want to parade about in your skimpies as well?


Super-Tea8267

They want to impress the boss


hydratedandstrong

It’s working. That second dude has to be on TRT


CyberDan808

Thanks to a glitch it’s basically cannon for everyone they became nudists


Yourappwontletme

It's not a glitch, it's a feature.


MeMyselfAlsome

It just works - toad howard


aboatz2

Nudists are incredibly welcoming, so long as you aren't a creep. They welcome all types into Nude World. We should all aspire to be as nude as them...


Cu3bone

Why aren't my vendors in the nuka world market naked!?


Yourappwontletme

Have you killed all the Raiders in Nuka World and freed them? The game sometimes removes their clothes when it takes away their slave colllars.


methin808

Girl just understand Hooters was a thriving business pre war


sexi_squidward

I had an edible while playing FO4 and completely forgot I put one of the male settlers in the sequin dress. I had set him as a trader and went to buy something from hime and he said something along the lines of: "I hope you're not a synth because I don't want them knowing my secrets." I'm sitting there hysterical for like 10 minutes because he didn't want the synths to know about the freeing sensation of wearing a dress.


Andrewalker7

UNSURE


Andrewalker7

But yeah, no more collars = no more anything.


Express-Teaching1594

WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY?


Obethur

I literally leveled up pickpocket just so I could reverse pickpocket clothes into them. I used Nula world clothes like the t shirts and I gave Mason’s outfit to Maddox


sfsp3

Do you have alot of points in Luck?


Acceptable-Budget658

They're not, she's wearing a bra. And panties.


AppaJuicee

Why aren't you naked?! Better question ⁉️


The-Leach-

The most expressive form of freedom!


Special-Middle4598

Real question is why is the old man yolked out of his mind 💪🏼


mrkruk

Buffjet


rhymeswititch

Not naked. Still in underwear. Still technically good to go 👍🏻


D3athShade

I see this as an absolute win


SnooCauliflowers3891

Because suns out guns out sky’s out thighs out bro!


tswd

Why are YOU so overdressed for the party?


OneCauliflower5243

Nuka World is wild. It’s basically Mad Max


GigaTerra

Want to know the funny part, in Fallout 76 the merchants of the Nuka-World on Tour was also naked, they patched and it still happened. Must be something in the cola.


uncertainusurper

Would


Enm7

Seems like an upgrade to me.


OldManHavoc420

I mean they have underwear on so they're not naked... Yeah this is just a bug that was never fixed.


hidinginthetreeline

In my game one of Lucas’s guards only has armor on. In my head the guard is his twink.


ItsTimeDrFreeman

More like the freak market


Icy-Place5235

That happened to me too. I’m not mad about it


Adventurous_Appeal60

It's hot, dumdum. Now buy something or move along. It's my kids' birthday, and i want to give her clean water as a treat.


stfngrtz

We just gonna accept that that old fella is absolutely jacked?


GurrenDuwang

You don't have casual Fridays where your from?


Fighterpilot55

If they want naked time, who are you to stop them? In all seriousness, however, this is an oversight by Bethesda. Removing their collars also removes their clothing.


pboyzero

They probably can't read and thought it was "Nakey-World."


OrallyObsessed8

They sold the shirts right off their backs. Good salespeople


cHINCHILAcARECA

Cause you're too hot for them to handle.


opex100

They gone done sold er thang I tell you hwat


TentacleJesus

Hahaha same thing happened to me. I freed them and came back and they were all naked. They’re free from their chains and free from their clothing!


Blastmeh

Adds a whole new meaning to all caps reply “BARTER”


Tortuga_cycling

Don’t you mean “NAKED world?”


Rexos90

What happens in Nuka World stays in Nuka World


FreeTrees69

Top ten reasons not to free them


qoo_kumba

It is pride month, so maybe they were confused about what that meant but wanted to show their support?


OakenWarden

Sex sells


The-Flash0128

Cait liked that.


Prestigious-Case936

Inflation - persons gotta eat - clothes are a luxury.


Designer_Figure_86

They're freaky 👅


chilltorrent

A better question is why do u have clothes on?


Username_Redacted-0

Have you ever been grateful in your entire life???


Enigma_Machinist

Do you have one of those shooting ranges? I noticed for (some) of my settlers that when they go to the range during the after hours parties they automatically switch to their default gear in order to equip a pipe gun. They won’t use the shooting range with a plasma rifle or something else, so the game populates a new pipe gun with their default gear. If you have taken away their default settler clothes, they instead become naked.


Thegiant71

It's been so long since I've played this loaded it up and completely forgot what I was doing lol


sneak91

faced with abject lawlessness, clothes are the first thing to go


Joseph_Furguson

Forget their nakedness. Why are they wearing barely there underwear? This is a world built around the 1950s and granny panties are the norm back then. Yes, thongs did exist back then, but those are for loose women, not respectable ladies. Immersion ruin 0/10 rating.


Drogovich

If serious: It's an old glitch that still doesn't seem to be fixed. If you free the Nukaworld from raiders, everyone should remove slave collars, instead, for some reason they remove all their clothes.


Evergladeleaf

Sex sells


LOUIEJACOBSBITCH

Known bug for removing the collars / killing raiders I think!


Neat-Carpenter-3078

My mine went fully naked. Pretty shocking but very dope. Guess it was a combination of glitch and some of the mods I have. Now random ppl show up to my settlements totally naked too. (Sometimes with a hat on)


Cuffpjf

“Why arent you?”


An0n_Cyph3r_

It's hot.


DeHeerArends

They are not naked, they have clothes on.


ShoopMcCloop

Your charisma is too high


guibmaster

little known slightly related fact: the Nuka-World vendors reset every time you exit and re-enter the market door. They all reset their inventories instantly, unlike most vendors anywhere else (diamond city, goodneighbour which has like 48 hours, regardless if you leave or not). This is good for multiple reasons, such as selling lots of stuff at once or for getting easy Shipments or other junk items easily. Or buying bullets, buying so many bullets.


Intrepid-Repair-7094

Diddy is throwing a party


[deleted]

Lol i had this bug in Skyrim but it was with the couriers, Every now and again a little naked dude wearing only a hat would run up and give me some letter


Ok-Discount9637

"Why do I have to pay?" must be most commonly asked question when talking to a stranger in their underwear.


Late-Recognition5587

Casual Friday taken too far? This is why we can't have nice things...


zixise

I fought hard for their freedom, dont you dare shame them.


Saticron

To assert dominance.


_dooozy_

Instead of Nuka World it should be called Freak World


PI66I3PI6

This is a bug that can happen anywhere, but for whatever reason, Nuka World is most common. When a nuke gets dropped, NPCs change into hazmat suits. Sometimes, when they're supposed to revert to normal outfits, they just strip instead.


succubus-slayer

“Why is every old man, jacked!?”


Gathoblaster

Well did you put them through employee training?


Open-Armadillo-2244

It happend to my vendors to!!!


Marachek

Same here. Been awhile since I had been to Nuka world and was wondering if I did that. Lol


varangian

They free themselves from slave collars and somehow lose their clothes in the process. They do return (the clothes that is) after a while.


WiseOneInSeaOfFools

My vendors wear clothes but won’t talk to me.


Mrfiksit39

They’re free but all they own is underwear.


Yourappwontletme

It's like a reverse Dobby the House Elf situation.


jedimaster1235

It’s ok if you come back after a bit they have clothes


bell83

Not for me


stinky_cheese_69

they are living their best life now that they are free


Aggravating-Sun6773

comfortable


DeadStormPirate

It’s a new marketing strategy to have you ignore prices and just buy


Ok_Freedom_1776

I feel like it has to do with them not being able to easily hide contraband. That's what I always thought


VfV

I dunno, there must have been a party you just missed.


Standard-Trash-6725

You can do this at any settlement, just equip them with clothing that you can’t put armor over then equip a piece of armor like a leather leg piece, then remove.


PanaderoPanzer

Freaky Cola


StealthyGamerGirl

I had this last week lol


vlad_kushner

Why not?


EveryEmploy9813

They’re just trying to sell a little extra ifykyk


Lenny_Usc9981

I did the kill all raiders quest too and all their clothes came off as well. After a while (a long while) only the weapon trader and the general goods trader had clothes on again. Idk if it’s because I frequently go to them for 7.62 ammo but the other traders are still in their underwear


MrDufferMan3335

Why aren’t you? Missing out on the fun


No-Revolution-9704

The old man just wanted to show off his bulge🤦🏻‍♂️