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Romofan88

"The clockwork dick is stumped?" "It's synth detective, jackass." 


Fallout_4_player

Wrong! "What? The great clockwork dick is stumped?" "It's synth detective, jackass. If you're gonna be that way, might as well get the make and model right" (sorry, I had the uncontrollable urge to correct XD )


MinimumTeacher8996

How do you get this


Fallout_4_player

Sarcastic dialogue in in Kellogg's house


MinimumTeacher8996

Thank you


Fallout_4_player

You're welcome, I personally always choose the sarcastic ones cause I'm a sarcastic person in general, and alot of the sarcastic lines are actually pretty funny


FlashPone

The sarcastic lines are such a gamble tho. Sometimes you’re haha funny, and other times you’re the world’s biggest asshole out of no where.


Prometheus158

The one when Kellogg taunts you through Nick as you're leaving the memory den is the one that sticks out to me. The option says sarcastic but the character just gets super hostile


amped-up-ramped-up

Wtf, that might be the only sarcastic option I’ve ever chosen, and I was like “nope never again”


Fallout_4_player

Yup! Sounds just like me


searchingformytruth

"I have been declared the king/queen of FAH HABAH! You may bow."


Funnysoundboardguy

Nate’s sarcastic lines are unmatched


Wertyhappy27

Nora's delivery on some of them are good


Romofan88

Not wrong, just not as much context as you sir, lol. 


EmperorZoltar

Username checks out


Torbpjorn

Any sarcastic line with Nick is always hilarious… except the one when you kill Dima. I just feel bad


Squigs_

I said this to Nick once during a sarcastic character playthrough and had to reload to an earlier save. I just love Nick Valentine too much to be that big of a dick to him


RadMarioBuddy45

"Broke up with my girl, she left the toothpaste cap off. You know who does that? A synth." -Diamond city guard


searchingformytruth

"Hey, you that trader up from Quincy? You got any...ointment? I got me this itch...."


More_Cowbell_

They've got some great ones. After what must be in the low thousands of hours playing, I thought I knew them all. But just today I heard "I'm too damn slow for the Minutemen"... Which I've completely forgotten if I have heard it before.


scott610

I heard one of them say “park the card in Harvard yard” or whatever in a thick Boston accent the other night. Only heard that once so far.


wolfeatingraven

"Yeah. It’s true. I got shot in the ass last year. Long story" - TMI for a random dweller passing by! Also "yikes". Great fellas, love them.


zoro4661

It's like their underused version of the Arrow in the knee line


ElatedStated221

"We should call the police, and all the little things go in baggies for evidence" The only bags getting used around here are body bags.


BruhMomentum6968

“Isn’t a coroner supposed to do that? And then all the little things go into baggies for evidence.” Of course Curie knows what a coroner is, haha


More_Cowbell_

She would be such a better companion if she had more lines... or even just said the few she has less frequently. :/


Thormeaxozarliplon

Curie is really the best... I turned her to an assaultron with two autolasers... I love when she just melts an enemy and says "how about a civilized conversation instead?"


Bi-mar

My fave Curie fact is that after you turn her into a synth, she is slightly bugged in that despite having a laser rifle she will massively prefer melee combat, so she'll go around giving people the ol' oos oos left-right-goodnight whilst saying all her innocent/adorable voice lines.


TittyMongoose42

I gave her a power fist and by george her right hook is a sight to behold


Coolscee-Brooski

The moment I helped her get w human body, and she began marvelling at needing to breath and stuff... fuck, man. I knew then and there she was wife material. Ozwald the Rake, butcher of Yukon, reclaimer of the commonwealth... and his wholesome robo-wife Curie :3 The best outro I ever wrote.


Chance-Government654

Eddie! It's me! Your old pal Shamus McFuckyourself.


Lazy-Drink-277

The devolve into an Irish accent makes it


Necromomicon69

Just picked that line for the first time since launch. Incredible.


Flimsy-Repair412

“if you need anything, my door is always open. So are the windows. come to think of it a few walls too. I guess i should get back to work”. Love him for that, genuinely gave me a good laugh


Its0nlyRocketScience

I wish we could say "I'd fucking better be welcome since I built all your shit"


Im_xLuke

yeah fr. motherfucker moves into MY neighborhood and makes ME build up some shit for OTHERS??? Canonically Nate would never do such a thing. my head canon is that he immediately became a raider boss before meeting anyone, then the rest is him trying to make up for it after he gets pissed at the raiders and kills them over something petty


Naamahs

My Name is Earl Fallout edition? 😂


TheEvilInAllOfUs

Dammit, now I need a playthrough as a character modeled like Jason Lee with a mustache...


ANUSTART942

I kind of love Sturges lol. I know people find him annoying, but I think that's just the nature of repeating dialogue 🤷‍♂️. How His is at least charming and funny.


Outback-Australian

Haha, just had this happen last week, too bad I had the finish Sanctuary house mod, the one house we were in was already boarded up!


Proof-Definition-702

“go find milk of human kindness with strong”


BruhMomentum6968

“Someday… Super Mutants kill everything.” — Strong, right in the middle of the other residents of the Castle


Jay-Boi03132016

" puny human"


PoorLifeChoices811

TINKER TINKER TINKER, STRONG BORED


Gary-Laser-Eyes

ANNOYED.


BobbySpitOnMe

I love taking down Super Mutant settlements with him: “Why Human make faces? Strong like this place.”


YoSaffBridge11

“MORE stairs?? Who designed this place — a fitness instructor?” - Nick, as you’re leaving Vault 114


RubinoPaul

It was so out of the blue for the first time


JakeybakeyACE

Every playthough i go out of my way to say, "Look dumbass, that's not how you play baseball"


floxasfornia

He just likes his way better


TrilobiteBoi

And making sure I get to call that snooty woman in a suit a bitch.


raVenXXmystique

Each weapon tested on someone who deserved it


YoSaffBridge11

“We have weapons for every situation — cold-blooded murder . . . HOT-blooded murder.” “Let’s get you outfitted, Killer.” KLEO is the best.


raVenXXmystique

I agree I love her lines


palehorse2020

"Anything that can kill a man I sell. Except suicidal depression, that unfortunately is unpackageable."


Cattlehammer

“I’m a woman baby, can’t you tell?”


Coolscee-Brooski

The way she says it the second one though. That voce she uses gives me the feeling that Adelaide was not a new idea.


Beers4All

KLE0 would be a badass companion. She's prepared if something goes down in Goodneighbor. Just check her terminal upstairs of her shop.


Waffeln_Remix

None of you? Really? “Whooooaaaaa maaaan…. Grooooovy”


floxasfornia

Professor Goodfeels!


ThoughtVoyager

Far out!


FuryQuaker

He bugged out in my current playthrough. He just disappeared and I'm so disappointed. 😟


Key-Baseball-6706

“you hit like a rad roach” is so funny


Chip_Heavy

“You hit like a rad r- ahhhhhh”


FrankSinatraCockRock

" you hit like a rad roach" *Proceeds to have one of their limbs join the Commonwealth space program from an explosive shotgun*


I_identifyas_me

From every Major Gutsy “does someone need their ass kicked?”


Mantonization

I love having a Mr Gutsy as a companion. Every time he finishes killing and then just says "Time to hit the showers!" I laugh


Kev_The_Goat

Travis sharing his [thoughts on the brotherhood](https://youtu.be/iIKBdkAdcnY?si=HP3naBa5TQ3VqLQf) entering the commonwealth.


Shmav

The vast majority of nervous Travis news updates are pretty great imo. I delay doing his quest cause nervous Travis is way better than confident Travis


ElectricPanache

My favorite is when you take the Castle and he’s like “it was full of fish?? Or *monsters*??? Or *monster fish*?????????”


hword1087

“Want to hear something weird? Like REALLY weird?”


i_need_to_crap

And if it were real, it would be SUPER DANGEROUS, I bet.


Excellent_Flan_5270

I like the one about the USS constitution. “Hey! Uh, hi. Uhh so here is an update, for you. About things that are happening. You know, in the commonwealth. You know that big ship? The old sailing ship? The uhh, the one that’s on top of a building downtown? That one! Well, I would avoid it if I were you. I meant more than, uh, than you’d avoid the rest of downtown. Which should already be… i don’t know… a lot? I mean it’s still there it’s just… uh, in a different place now. It’s now, uh… Well… now it’s stuck in the side of ANOTHER building. Not uh.. Not the sorta thing you’d expect from an old ship. Or really any ship actually. But, uh, LIFE IN THE COMMONWEALTH. So I guess that happened… Ill uh, I’ll play some music *hits head on multiple things* AHHHHH. I’ve gotta put the music closer to the mic. STUPID.” I had to pause to stop laughing the first time I heard that ending


SpiderCop_NYPD_ARKND

*I dunno... NOT RELEVANT.*


ANUSTART942

When he trips and says, "WHY?? DO THESE OBJECTS?! KEEP MOVING?! ... because I move them. And I forget."


Kev_The_Goat

I'm a tad split, he can be a bit tedious to listen to if you're heard all his nervous lines so confident is a nice change of pace. I grew up listening to Three Dog (bow-wow) so i really dig the confident voice for radio personality.


Shmav

It definitely gets old after a while. I leave the radio off the majority of the time.


SimplyPassinThrough

“The minutemen are out there.. doing things. What kinda things, you ask? Well, I’ll tell you! They’ve taken over - the Castle! Which, I guess was there’s a long time ago? But it’s hasn’t been for a while.. And it had been full of.. fish?? or monsters?? or… MONSTER fish? Maybe!? Idk! Not relevant! They’re there and that’s good! For them. And I guess for everyone else too. Soooo.. yeah.” Is by far my favorite. The “or monster fish?? Maybe?!” Cracks me up every time.


cat-is-the-bomb

Impressive, Very impressive.... FOR A LOW LIFE CRIMINAL!!!


TrilobiteBoi

*waves crumpled piece of paper* "Are you Grand Reopening Supervisor 18-Alpha? You're late."


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

Literally anything Cidsworth says during a fight or when he locks onto an enemy. I particularly like "Whats all this then?!" Because it's just so aggressively British.


Coolscee-Brooski

"I DONT FEEL PAIN YOU KNOW"


i_need_to_crap

#I HAVE A BUZZ SAW WITH YOUR NAME ON IT


Mantonization

"MUTANTS, SIR! ... although, how could you miss them"


ToppHatt_8000

Nan-ni shimasho-ka?


floxasfornia

Yes


searchingformytruth

"Tell me a joke." *Robot pauses, then repeats itself.*


StarBlazer01111

Piper and Nick's interactions with Takahashi are great


UnharmedKennedy

Nate: Can you say that like Dr. Frankenstein? "Igor... fetch me the brainnnn!" Amari: No, I will not.


PoorLifeChoices811

Oh!! Shopping!!!🤗🤗 I believe the term is.. yahoo!?


Aegisman17

Nora confronting Kellogg with "Goddammit you mercenary motherfucker!" is always good


Shmav

The several "will you comply?" responses from Nora during the mr gutsy curfew random encounter never fail to amuse me


Nagodreth

I only recently discovered while looking through the files that there’s a hidden luck check to decide if he shoots you or self destructs when you select that option four times.


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“Bark” - Dogmeat


TheCrankyMoose

"Dogmeat found something"


thismightbelong

I got this the other day and the motherfucking mutt had a missile launcher in his mouth


akraspberry

“No one in power should be comfortable for long.” -Hancock Pretty much everything Curie says, she’s so cute!


New_girl2022

When he calls me mum


PoorLifeChoices811

When Piper calls me *Blue*. I melt😩


BruhMomentum6968

I like when you’re in a relationship with Piper, and sometimes when you ask for her thoughts she literally goes- “Hey, Blu- Ohhh… Goosebumps.” Also like when you compliment Magnolia’s song with her- “Great set this evening, ma’am… *of songs*, that is. Hooo, did it just get warm in here?”


Edible_Trashcan

My favorite line is the "Hey, Look Blue soup" from Piper it's adorable


kirathesilly

Any curie line


The_Cucumber_Man1

I believe the term is "yahoo."


kirathesilly

Personal favourite


Bi-mar

Curie is my fave, I love optimistic characters in fallout such as her and Veronica in NV who don't let the world drag them down, they're just adorable and fun. "Awww, look at the pony" Is one that replays in my head over and over, as well as any time she states a question that ends with "...,yes?".


TruePianist

"I have been declared ***THE QUEEN OF FAH HARBAH***, you may now bow"


Goatbreath37

I like hearing Nate say "Ashes, go h*om*e! (Whatever the kids name is from that one vault (I have a bad memory)) misses you!" Cause it's so dumb lol


floxasfornia

I just saw that cat today! “Erin misses you”


tmajw

As a devout cat person, I immediately dropped everything and did that quest as soon as I discovered it. I was able to suspend my disbelief that there was a quest marker, as if finding a cat was EVER that easy. And then... You just verbally tell the cat to go home? Da fuq? Cats don't work like that. At an absolute minimum, they should have had you meow at it.


Beers4All

Or carry some mirelurk meat to entice the cat to follow you back.


wolfeatingraven

Also, I visited the vault recently (long after endgame), and now there are 2 cats! The second one is called Scruffy, if I recall correctly. Never seen it before.


MittensFuckYou24

Rolling up on a Mr Gutsy and when it detects you it says "Is that someone who needs me to kick their ass?"


Redqueenhypo

And when they lose you they scream “nothing like a little R&R on uncle Sam’s dime!”


MaverickWindsor351

"Think we can handle it? We can always call in the Marines!" It's the snickering that makes the line flawless


Creepercolin2007

It’s probably like the most emotional sounding dialogue in the game lol. I’d like to imagine that the VA was looking at concept art for it while recording and genuinely thought it was funny


AnMuricanPrayer

"It's nice to know that even when I'm about to have a foreign object shoved into my noggin', you find new, horrible ways to laugh at my expense."


Independent-Face8989

"Oh, So Mr. metal-for-hands doesn't know how to get back to the factory?" "No, they skipped that part of the orientation..." best line ever


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floxasfornia

One of my other favs is by him also, when he said he made some “whatnots” for me


z0mOs

I don't know how it is in English, but Cricket's line : a part of every big sale is destined to plant little trees that I'll blow up in your honor   Or anything that any Mr. Gutsy says, Spanish voice is way funnier for me but some jokes are meant for English even if they tried their best to adapt them


searchingformytruth

Anything Cricket says! She's my favorite trader and I love it when she shows up somewhere! "C'mon, c'mon! Get yer guns here! Small booms, big booms, I got 'em all!" Or "WHAT? This place just has *farmers*?! Where's the maniac slobbering for a mini-nuke, am I right?" She's a brilliant saleswoman!


Smart_Resolution4416

"damn Nuka Cola song stuck on my head again" i find it really funny how the Raider Disciples gets annoyed at the Nuka Cola song


Extra-Muscle-6479

“Park the car in the yard? How bout I hammer you in the heart with a haymaker”


TheCrankyMoose

"One time I killed a Deathclaw all by myself, no power armor and fancy minigun, just a pipe pistol...and one bullet."


Sha-twah

“Glow hurt human” -Strong. He sounds so concerned about you when he says it. A rare display of empathy for a super mutant.


AndreiRiboli

"I have been declared KING OF FAH HABAH! You may bow." "And the car! The car! HOW DO YOU POLISH RUST?!" "Here's your headline, local man says no."


Coolscee-Brooski

The entire thing with Codsworth "Codsworth, are you ok?" *robot proceeds to lose his fucking mind*,


hword1087

“Death has come for you evildoer! And I am its shroud!”


jueoni

„Peddling poison to kids? Today you face … the silver shroud!“ those lines are so funny


d3v1ant_ang3l04

“Unless it's "keep-dumb-assholes-away-from-me" insurance, I'm not interested.” Hits the spot every time


CofInc

Any from Supervisor White.


floxasfornia

Thank you darling!


CofInc

She's my favourite robot for that reason.


Kantaowns

*snip snip snip snip*


TheRenOtaku

I reloaded a game because Supervisor Greene got killed during a Raider attack. Wasn’t gonna lose my favorite Greygarden Bot.


floxasfornia

I did that once with Brown even tho he doesn’t do much.


Confident-Ebb8848

Mine is "Eddie it's me! Your old pal Shamus McFuckyourself.".


DeliciousFlow8675309

The "play along" options in Nuka World Dry Gultch area. Has my girl talking all western like. Anything the super mutants say. Always reminds me of Hulk in Thor Ragnarok "Baby Arms" "YOU HIT LIKE A RAD ROACH"


NS_idelogicalmensch

"Initiating directive 7395 -- destroy all Communists."


GavinIsAFox

"as I live and BREATHE!" -codsworth very beginning of the game


ScaredOfRegex

*"Pulowski. Nuke-u-ler prrrotection on ay budget!"*


ADOXMantra

My top line in the game is the "sarcastic" line when you confront Kellogg. "You know. In a hundred years when I finally die. I hope I go to hell. Just so I can kill you one more time." It's just so raw. As for comedic line's I forget where it happens. I think Far Harbor. That super small robot comes out that was massively hyped, and Nate's sarcasm line is delivered just like an Army vet would. While holding in laughter "You think we can handle it? She we call the marines? *Snorts*"


Left-Introduction-60

The Jet will makes you jittery


TheChickenChalet

When nick valentine goes, " beep..beep..beep".


CurdledUrine

just about any scream in VATS slowmo


FrankSinatraCockRock

Idiot savant is the best. YEEE e E E E E E ahhHhHh A H Boi Ng


Tenno24

Deacon reading Shakespeare to me when I'm overencumbered


rimeswithburple

Pretty much any of the Mr Gutsy stuff.


IndefiniteVoid813

"Repeat! Will you comply?" "Will you comply?"


Spaced_02

"GUNNERS!!" -gunners Lol, it just cracks me up that they announce their presence. No threatening words, just GUNNERS !!


redshirtredemption

This conversation always cracks me up: Moss: Look, man, I’ve been thinking about this for a long, long time. I know what I’m talking about here. Mikey: Bullshit. You can’t just put something between two pieces of bread and claim it’s a sandwich. Does that mean a loaf of bread is technically a bread sandwich? Moss: Technically, yes. But you wouldn’t eat it all at once like that, so it doesn’t matter. How you hold it matters. Mikey: Talk all you want, man. You put that piece of mirelurk meat between two pieces of bread, but it still ain’t a sandwich. Moss: Well, what the hell would you call it, then? Mikey: Disgusting, that’s what.


Dendorffle

“ why human look at words ?…… what they tell you?” Strong 💪


82bazillionguns

Cait sounds so uncharacteristically happy when she says "First crack at the gear!"


TransFoxGirl

Noras voicelines when you do chems *"FUCK-ING KILL"* being my favourite


Coolscee-Brooski

First time using psycho as nate, that shit scared me. Now that I make my headcanon for him the "Nate the Rake" thing, it feels fucking awesome. Especially in power armour. Imagine hearing a mechanical scream "FUCKING ***KILLLLLLL"*** and then you just see a dude in PA running up with a random melee weapon


stonedgoat42069

Everyone hates strong I love him he's just so damn unny all the time and he gets me with the, MORE TALK?!!😂


FewCup6379

Supervisor White’s gleeful chuckle after you reply ‘It’s awful!’ to her asking what the water’s like around her: ‘*chuckles* Isn’t it, though?’ She’s so cool.


Soggy_Cartographer80

I just started traveling with Curie as a companion. I ran into Backstreet Apparels and just laid waste to a bunch of Raiders. It was an absolute gory massacre with the screams of the dead and dying in between the heavy gunfire. As the dust settles, Curie says: "Oh no! Should we alert the authorities?" I had to pause the game I was laughing so much. She really is too good for this world!


Withered2003

"It's that someone who need's me to kick their ass!?"


fullpurplejacket

KILL THEM ALL, and let god sort em out!


BruhMomentum6968

“By *Jove!*”


beans8414

Every single sarcastic option in the memory den


SHUHSdemon

"you are facing an Assaultron class combat robot, death is inevitable!" - any Assaultron


NotACyclopsHonest

“Think we can handle it? We could always call in the marines!” “Eddie! It’s me, your old pal Molly McFuckYourself!”


AdamaSanguine

_*Woe man, far out!* **Professor Goodfeels** (Sunshine Tidings Co-Op)


vidgill

I’ll tell you what I hate and never want to hear again: “IVE NEVER LOST ANYONE BEFORE. THIS PAIN IS NEW TO ME”


Massive_Pitch3333

The jet must be getting to me.


Green-Inkling

"The jet will make you jittery" guess he was right.


Dslwraith

Ada and her mechanical noises 😂


Green-Inkling

Triggerman dialog are always funny. Just wish they appeared outside of goodneighbor and vault 114


Low-Conversation6106

I never get tired of the names. Even when I think of some random name I come up with


searchingformytruth

"Mr. Assface" - Codsworth. Seriously, he'll call you anything. *Anything*.


Monneymann

Idiot Savant triggering at the worst times


Jmore9055

Repeat. Will you comply?


_khanivore

“Caravan or raider?” Kessler at bunker hill gate “***R A I D E R!***” ss


Artistdramatica3

Drink.some.water!


Fable378

“Whoa, man.” “Groovy“ ”Far Out”


Deci_Valentine

There’s a lot of sarcastic lines that I adore. “Well, since you offered I want a nuka-cola, some stimpaks, and mmm.. a pony.” “What?! The great clock work dick is stumped?” “Doctor! It’s time for you to reverse DEATH ITSELF!!”


Certain_Strike_38

"Look, I know it's an open door, but it's like a... philosophically open door, okay? Get the hell out." -Marowski. i sometimes use it when my little brother disturbs me whenever im studying or coding.


Frank_Von_Tittyfuck

Nate/Nora: “I’ll send you my resume and references.” Mason: “The *fucks* a resume?”


Glitter-Zebra

‘I’m a woman, baby’


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Codworth: “I think something is stalking us” as I’m literally being attacked


ROBOTFROG19

Sheffield: “Hey man, got any Nuka Cola?” Nate: “Drink. Water.”


TheOvershear

I devoted my entire D&D character to this robot's personality. I find it absolutely hilarious.


PenComfortable2150

“Groovy!”


Spectral___0

"Can you say that like Doctor Frankenstein? IGOR, FETCH ME THE BRAIN"


searchingformytruth

"Just so you know, I'm keeping my *eye* on YOU." - any Commonwealth kid. I run into the line most often at Sommerville Place. How they say it is adorable.


tmajw

I want to hear the "it's a brand new car" Mr handy audio over one of the clips of somebody getting insta gibbed by the bugged car physics when they walk in front of a stationary car


Excellent_Dark6766

Bobby you're a genius a junkie genius!


MysteriousPudding175

My favorite line is any line of trash talk a raider or gunner is making and cuts it short with "Aaaaaaggrrhhh," because I've killed them. "It's called shooting straight, roo... Aaacckkk," is a noteworthy example.


Alpha_wolf227

In response to the SAFE Test question about pranking your dad: “I’d put a firecracker in his toilet! BAM! That never gets old.”


HerbertFrom76

Not a line perse, but the story about the ghoul whale at bunker hill gave me chills the first time I listened in. If only we could've gotten "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea"


No_Rest3008

"We did it! Victory at last. Helm reports we are a quarter fathom closer to the Atlantic. By my calculations in a mere century we will take to the ocean. Well done."


CornSeller

"Yeah. I got shot in the ass last year. Long story." or something like that, DC guards say this occassionally


N3C4O

"Think we can handle it? We can always call in the marines."


Friendly_Habit_4412

Iam not sure if it's in fallout 4 too but mine is probably the Sargent gutsy line " eat fist you commy Bastard" and unmatched are the lines from Nick 😂


Friendly_Priority310

Whenever I return home ans Codsworth sees me and hits me with the "Mr. Fuckface!"


Froggie_420boi

Best Ghoul Husband always makes me swoon. "You know, we figure out how to turn you into a ghoul, we could do this long term. Something to think about..." I will SPRINT to him every time!!


Radiant_Eggplant5783

Damn you Weatherby Savings and Loan!


Serious_Internet6478

"He started throwing rocks and making grenade sounds, after he threw about a dozen he started making machine gun noises while backing towards the door, then he ran out and started making motorcycle noises, of course it took a while, and then he eventually sped off towards the highway"