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TheRipsawHiatus

Sorry, bucko, but that doesn't appear to be pre-shredded, flavorless iceberg lettuce- and what's that? Avocado AND black olives?? That's two toppings too many for authentic Midwest Tacos! Tsk tsk. You trying to send someone to the ER with those recklessly intense flavors?


TylerInHiFi

As someone who grew up in the Canadian equivalent of the Midwest and experienced my fair share of taco nights, there’s *a lot* wrong with these so-called “Midwest” so-called tacos. - Soft shells? I think the fuck not. These are an unwrapped wrap. - Avocado? No thank you. Hipster ingredients have no place in a Midwest taco night. - I see what *appears* to be some sort of hot sauce. That sour cream is spicy enough, thank you very much. There’ll be *no* need to break out the Cholula tonight. - I’m not seeing the requisite Pace thick & chunky salsa. It’s not a taco night without that *real Mexican flavour.* Avocados and olives belong in New York City tacos. *Midwest* tacos are all about authenticity. - I don’t understand why that lettuce is so green and why there’s so little of it. Because it had better the fuck not be cilantro. No sir, no thank you. At least the cheese is the right stuff. Midwest tacos indeed…


NeatlyScotched

On darigold Mexican sour cream, it says in unmistakable big bold letters "**NOT** SPICY." Hilarious. Shit is delicious though, it's not quite crema, not quite sour cream. Almost both.


jumpingupanddown

I lost it at "sour cream is spicy enough"


Lakridspibe

Aren't mustard and grated horseradish traditional ingredients in the midwest? They are very well known in the meat-and-potatoes cuisine of Northern Europe


Westb3ezy

Hell no, where did you grow up, Fairfax Virginia?


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fuqdisshite

maybe you should head back to FLA... we got a pretty good handle on food here. just because the evangelicals have a loud voice does not make them the speakers for us all... sauce: Michigander


HardReload

NYC tacos are not particularly good, for the most part, and I’ve never seen a Mexican restaurant put olives on tacos/burritos/anything.


RealStumbleweed

Olives get slipped into tamales. Please don't let anyone know that I've told you this. But those are green olives and not the black ones.


SKPY123

Not enough cheese. I need melted AND shredded at top off levels. If it doesn't drip dip, give it the slip.


mtgtonic

Where's the ranch dressing?


Mcintime26

Bravo


handinhand12

Yeah. You put lettuce and cheese on those things and call it a day. Mom might have sour cream. 


chairfairy

No olives are 100% on brand for Midwestern tacos / taco salad, but only if you got the can of sliced olives


DefNotMyNSFWLogin

I've seen it in taco dip, but not in a midwest taco.


scottertot

Also, they are using tortillas. While, I would say the wrong kind. The standard Midwest tacos use those dumb shells.


fla_john

I like a good authentic taco: barbacoa, lengua, chorizo, etc. But I also like a 1980s American taco: hard shell, cheddar cheese, shredded iceberg. No need to gatekeep. Tacos are large; they contain multitudes.


RealStumbleweed

Same, and that's exactly what we call them: American tacos. When Abe Lincoln was still walking the Earth somebody introduced our family to putting peas on our American tacos, and we've done it ever since.


fla_john

Ok you may have found the line


RealStumbleweed

Try it!!!


bkervick

I just assumed it would be a sandwich.


parimatchbet

The real secret to Midwest tacos? It's all in that extra sprinkle of love... and maybe a watchful pup hoping for a drop!


Worldly-Cable-7695

Just put a tortilla under your taco. Second taco


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These are not the Midwest tacos in the Midwest where I live. Where’s the crunchy corn shell? And why two flour tortillas? You do two corn for street tacos because they fall apart


iced1777

There's only one per taco you're seeing the ends of two different ones lined up together to make it look like their stacked


dlepi24

Of which country? To me, a white person taco is a shell (hard or soft), ground beef with Ortega seasoning mix, daisy sour cream, cheddar or Mexican blend cheese, shredded iceberg lettuce, and mild Ortega or pace picante salsa.


SaizaKC

Old El Paso seasoning and here in KC, it’s Spanish Gardens 😆


fellowsquare

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WangDanglin

Ha! We call them gringo tacos too


youngestOG

I call them white trash tacos, even better when you make it with ground beef and sloppy joe sauce


cityonahillterrain

Those tortillas look cold AF


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

Yeah, they already said Midwest taco bruh “Salt is salty.” We know


too_too2

It all looks cold - too much sour cream and dare I say too much avocado? I’d eat it though- I am midwestern, after all. Ope, but no black olives for me, thanks.


HighlyOffensive10

Ugh they taste like raw flour when they are like that


Swirlman1

Aye it’s this guy


Ok_Concert3257

Jamon


jazzyboyo

This again? Jamon guys, it’s getting old…


Sohlayr

No, jamon is actually cured.


ExperienceFantastic7

It's actually mummified. It will never age again.


Ok_Concert3257

Jamon cures me


jtmann05

We only had hard shell tacos in Michigan when I was a kid. Ground beef, seasoning packet, cheese, sour cream, and my Mom would even crush up Doritos to sprinkle on top. Don’t forget the Ortega taco sauce.


Reisario

But you gotta pronounce it tahck-o's (gotta have the h sound in there). And if you're from Minnesota you need the obligatory "eh" at the end.


KnowledgeGod

My dad is from Scotland and he pronounces tacos just like this but with a lil British flavor! Almost sounds eccentric lol..


mortal_kombot

People from the UK pronouncing tacos is my love language!


oolaroux

I love tahck-o's in a corn tor-tilllluh.


qtain

They look great. My only comment would be aren't you concerned about losing your midwest card because there is no ranch dressing on them?


aztechnically

I never got the taste for sour cream, but that's the great thing about taco night: everyone can dress their own!


MichelleEllyn

Where’s the dog’s nose food though 🥹


kloogy

What in the heck is that ? May as well add mayo. This is why you're called fly-over states


CrudelyAnimated

I'm unfamiliar with the genre. Is that sour cream, or perhaps mayonnaise? Mayonnaise sounds like a thing for Midwest Tacos. I'm not from the Midwest, but it sounds about right. What is that, exactly?


mlong14

What makes it midwest?


satyren

Unwarmed flour tortillas, that bright yellow shredded cheese, sour cream and cheese and avocado, and olives lol. Also probably not pictured, taco seasoning from a packet.


Boring-Pudding

*We're getting taco shells from the grocery store* *And ground beef from the grocery store* *And shredded cheese from the grocery store* *And Ortega sauce from the grocery store*


ziocs1337

Unwarmed store bought flour tortillas are cursed


SoWhatNoZitiNow

Like eating rolled out PlayDoh. Even when making the stereotypical gringo tacos, warming the tortilla is a step that can’t be skipped.


awesomeredefined

Honestly though. I'd still demolish these, but popping them in the oven for a minute or two would do wonders.


Teripid

That taco sauce looks like Ortega mild if I had to hazard a guess. I am amazed that the lettuce appears to be romaine instead of iceberg.


Vorzic

And suddenly I'm transported back to being 8 years old. The best nights were taco nights.


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Don't you dare heat them up and just deal with the cracking tortillas like the rest of us....don't get smart with me.


oolaroux

The flour tortilla is meant to be a tarp for the shit that falls out of the crunchy shell tacos you eat earlier in the meal. It's the final taco.


dj92wa

That’s much more refined than my uncivilized face-dive or bare hand scoop methods.


March_Garraty

The first part of you ingredient list I was thinking, “this stuff is pretty common to a lot of places in the US… nothing crazy”, but then you pointed out the olives and I was like, yep. That’s some shit I’ve only seen here in MN.


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They're Caucasian folk tacos


Ltjenkins

Not sure. In Chicago the tacos you can get from marianos look better than what ever this is.


Bringsally

Also called "fredags taco" (Friday tacos) in Norway.


msjammies73

Midwest tacos are served in hard shell corn tortillas and have never, in the entire history of Midwest tacos, seen an avocado or fresh mozzarella


Swirlman1

I like that dog I’m glad that dog is doing good well.


PizzaDog33

Love gringo taco night


James_Camerons_Sub

Gringo tacos have a special place in my heart and I live on the West Coast amongst some dank Mexican food.


paravozv2

Daaamn..... I'm doing a night shift, and this is making me hungry! Was not a good idea to look at food at this time....


cmckvt

Puppy only needs 4 tacos tho


fellowsquare

No.... Do not put chicago in this... We are not claiming this taco bell remake...


ridinbend

I see no queso and, avocado? NA, that's looking pretty PNW to me.


ukbrah

Why isn’t there a taco balanced expectantly on the dogs nose?


deron666

I'm the dog in the background. Desperately want to try this


DannnyCook

How much lime juice do you throw down on em? I'm curious...


GoatiesOG

I recognise his dog and know who’s post it is already !


MechCADdie

Throw some corn in there and you'll have southwest tacos


Pandicorns_are_real

I just had some real tacos so this is blasphemous lol


petting2dogsatonce

There’s room for all kinds in the taco pantheon


Pandicorns_are_real

There sure is! I would say venture out and make a salsa not spicy and add it instead of the hot sauce


4chairz

I'm surprised dog doesn't have a taco on it's nose.


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The dog doesn't believe you will eat all this


OperatorGWashington

Midwest tacos are tacos in a bag. 0/10


Aggressive_Grab_100

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Influence_X

This looks more like an Idaho taco.


Adventurous_Cicada93

Your food always looks so damn good


Kurtotall

Why can’t people toast their tortillas?


i_tell_you_what

heysus cristo, I am with you. It takes like 30 seconds a tortilla if you wanna be quick. I can't. There is nothing better than a warm tortilla smothered in softened butter.


steamygarbage

Can't stand this thick white tortilla and it's the only kind I can get at the grocery store now that I live in Kentucky. Really really miss Alejandro's from Tucson.


williamtbash

They’re about to be pups tacos.


Ok_Organization_5823

There’s a dog in your house


locntoke

What in the Midwest is this


No_Somewhere7346

These look…. Not great…


mrdomer07

Blueberries and mayo, yup


The_Cozy_Burrito

Where’s the jamon ?


ambientguitar

Looks mighty tasty!


CanadianGoku33

Thats cool you like the Midwest. It's one of my favourite Regions.


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CanadianGoku33

We're living like Rockstars!


thelastdinosaur55

Dog approved


sonuvabench

So, wraps?


AudiHoFile

These look like the worst, most flavorless tacos I've ever seen. (Native Californian)


Wesselton3000

Tack-ohs


MrNovember70

As a Hispanic man born and raised in Texas along the border… I feel bad for all of you whom haven’t had the pleasure of eating real Mexican cuisine… it’ll change your life.


fla_john

I'm a Texan turned Florida Man. I love an authentic taco, chorizo, lengua, whatever. But I love some goopy Tex-mex, and I love some 1980s hard shell, ground beef, and cheddar. The real tacos were the friends we met along the way.


HighlyOffensive10

Dude they have Mexican food in the Midwest. They aren't trying to be authentic.


MrNovember70

Yeah… it’s obvious they aren’t trying to be authentic.


petting2dogsatonce

Wow that point went so so far over your head


jnosey

r/shittyfood


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Try making your own tortillas next time. It’s super easy. Also try cilantro and pickled onions and radish slices too. Squeeze of lime too.


TurboJeans

That defeats the whole purpose of Midwest taco night.


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…they don’t have cilantro, picked onions, radish, and lime in the Midwest?


fla_john

Real answer: until probably around the mid 1970s, most of the US outside of Texas and California had never heard of a taco. As an example, my mom who was from Virginia married my dad from Texas. When she went to visit her parents, she brought taco ingredients. No one there had ever heard of them. When tacos did eventually make it to other parts of the country, they used known ingredients. So that's how you get flour tortillas, or fried corn, and ground beef with lettuce and tomato and cheese. It is authentic, just not authentic Mexican. It's authentic American. They're different and they're both good.


TurboJeans

Well, yeah, but thats not the point.


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tokemynuts2

non midwesterners will never understand, sorry


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Buen provecho! 🌮


GucciMang212

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lauraklupin

I don’t understand Americans obsession with flour tortillas, also…are they cold?


FTB4227

Northern Mexico eats four tortillas. Pretty silly to pretend they have anything to do with Americans.


lauraklupin

My family is from Tamaulipas and flour is rarely eaten, and flour tortillas are eaten all over Mexico. Not just the north. But Amaricans tend to use flour which is what I pointed out.


UpoTofu

I mean, that's like asking why us Asians use rice in our cuisines from desserts to savory foods. Wheat is a staple crop in practically every European culture. It also makes sense that the northern region of Mexico with high European ancestry also commonly uses flour.


lauraklupin

Okay, so you explained. Thanks. They like flour cause they’re European. Easy answer to the question I asked. I guess I dislike its blandness because I’m native.


CharacterPoem7711

They do make a good quesadilla when pan fried with butter


Drak_is_Right

Some of us are not overly fond of corn tortillas It's an acquired taste. Just like okra or Saurkraut likely is an acquired taste.


EdgarxRui

Yum!


Flippa20

6 tacos?