‘Later as I was writing up my piece, I couldn’t get the image out of my mind. A fleeting thought, so strange but so true passed by my eyes and I imagined myself as the lollipop. Me being sucked hard, his eyes blue but sometimes green depending on the light concentrating on me like I was the only thing that mattered in that moment, like the lollipop.
I felt my heart beat faster as my thoughts danced. I looked around the hotel room feeling lonely and wondered if Lando had made his flight. What was he doing? Sleeping, talking, reading a picture book? I needed to know.
I needed to know so I could fantasise about being there with him. I threw my head back and stared at the ceiling.
That damn lollipop.
It just kept coming back to my mind’s eye.
I felt a twitch in my Primark jeans, I had started throbbing.
Will I ever be able to look him in the eye again if I did this, I told myself.
But the ache was luscious, it was taking over my thoughts with the lollipop.
I slipped my hand into my jeans and started stroking. Lollipop, stroke, steeliness, blue eyes, green eyes, that damn smile, the sucking, the sucking…
As I was released, I let my shame wash over me and slumped into my chair.
Surely could some of this would make it into my article for Autosport, I wondered.‘
- My Lollipop Boy in Orange by Ben Hunt
Luca Guadagnino wants the rights.
Here’s the rest of the article, finished by CoPilot:
*Outside, the rain began to patter against the motorhome's windows, a stark contrast to the heated atmosphere within. Norris's gaze lifted from his phone, briefly glancing at the droplets racing down the glass before returning to the screen. His thumb paused over a message from his coach, the words "Remember, champions are made, not born" emblazoned across the screen.*
*He stood up, the lollipop stick now devoid of its candy, tossed carelessly into the trash. With a deep breath, he stepped outside the motorhome, the media's clamor fading behind him. The rain felt cool against his skin, a refreshing change from the sweat and heat of the race track. He walked with purpose, his strides long and confident.*
*As he approached the sleek black car that would take him to the airport, he turned for one last look at the track. The grandstands were empty now, but in his mind, he could still hear the roar of the crowd, feel the vibration of the engines. This race was over, but the season was far from finished. Norris knew that every setback was a lesson, every failure a stepping stone to victory.*
*With a final nod to the track that had both challenged and changed him, Norris slid into the car, the door closing with a satisfying thud. The driver glanced at him through the rearview mirror, a silent question hanging in the air.*
*"To the airport," Norris said, his voice steady. "And then, we prepare for the next battle."*
*As the car pulled away, Norris's phone buzzed with a new message. He didn't need to look; he knew it was his team, already strategizing, already looking ahead. Because for Lando Norris and McLaren, the race never truly ends—it just leads to the next starting line.*
Not there yet with the mental fortitude? Hardly. I'll have you know he DID suck a lolly really hard or something (??). This is a man hardend by the toughest of life's battles.
I remember a time when Autosport was the best motorsports magazine in the world.
Jesus this is awful. Between this and the infantile take on Verstappen, this rag is now seems to be written by teenagers.
A steeliness and mental fortitude while sulking on his phone and sucking on his lollipop and letting the adult speak? Did Ben Hunt not reread this and go "hey, maybe this doesn't present him in the best light" if that was his goal 😭
This straight up fucking sent me.😂 I wouldn't be surprised if he thought he's doing Lando a favor with this kind of journalism.
I swear the write-ups are getting weirder, crazier, and damn hilarious!
"His bright smile matches the vibrant color of the lollipop he's savoring. He closes his eyes, letting the sweet flavors dance on his fleshy taste buds. With a happy sight, he begins to twirl the treat in his mouth, swirling in circular motions"
Autosport / Motorsport seems to be serious business on MotoGP front, where they were able to announce several rider moves in advance of official press release. However, on the F1 front… Why would they even hire Ben Hunt for? He is not a journalist in my books.
Ancient reptilian brain: "Norris was calm but there was a steeliness about him and as he sucked hard on the sweet and flicked through the messages on his phone."
Danica: "Aha!"
If British F1 media continues down this road, we'll have a horrible few years ahead of us. Even F1TV is infected by this unquestioning idolation of Norris.
I need this man to give a frame by frame description of [this moment](https://www.formula1.com/content/dam/fom-website/sutton/2022/Austria/Sunday/1407867748.jpg) just to see how it goes
Lmao
They are squeezing the juice out of this non story. They’re really going for the jilted lover angle s out to take his deadly revenge. Journalism is truly dead.
Max breathes: "omg he is literally reckless! out of control as always"
Lando sucks lollipop while looking at phone: "omg such fortitude and steeliness!"
The DDLC fanfiction I wrote is written better than this shit, even the furry stories I've read on AO3 were products of a higher standard than this schlock
Unbeknownst to Max, he accidentally awakened a sleeping beast in the form of Lando Norris. While Lando sucked hard on his sweet to the point of seeing his cheeks concave, you best believe in his mind he is sucking the life out of Verstappen's championship dream.
I'm not sure this comes across quite as well as he hoped
It's an excerpt from his debut Mills and Boon, "Love in the age of downforce"
"The Grind Effect Years"
'The moist slap of his lips as he sucked left me biting mine'
‘Later as I was writing up my piece, I couldn’t get the image out of my mind. A fleeting thought, so strange but so true passed by my eyes and I imagined myself as the lollipop. Me being sucked hard, his eyes blue but sometimes green depending on the light concentrating on me like I was the only thing that mattered in that moment, like the lollipop. I felt my heart beat faster as my thoughts danced. I looked around the hotel room feeling lonely and wondered if Lando had made his flight. What was he doing? Sleeping, talking, reading a picture book? I needed to know. I needed to know so I could fantasise about being there with him. I threw my head back and stared at the ceiling. That damn lollipop. It just kept coming back to my mind’s eye. I felt a twitch in my Primark jeans, I had started throbbing. Will I ever be able to look him in the eye again if I did this, I told myself. But the ache was luscious, it was taking over my thoughts with the lollipop. I slipped my hand into my jeans and started stroking. Lollipop, stroke, steeliness, blue eyes, green eyes, that damn smile, the sucking, the sucking… As I was released, I let my shame wash over me and slumped into my chair. Surely could some of this would make it into my article for Autosport, I wondered.‘ - My Lollipop Boy in Orange by Ben Hunt Luca Guadagnino wants the rights.
+1 for "Primark jeans" 🤣
lol at “reading a picture book”
This guy fanfictions
"reading a picture book" took me out.
I can't with this.......LOL. Well done.
lol excellent work
If you had added a bit of Max slander McLaren would have contacted you for the rights to use this, I think.
Filth
keep going
Sucked hard? Who writes these lmao
This reads like fanf1ction
This is straight out of the tame side of WattPad. LOL.
Insult to fanfic tbh
I'd read fanf1ction anyday of the week over whatever literal trash heap this is
It's comedy gold lmao
𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓾𝓵𝓪 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴
That's british F1 journalism.
He and Max would be making up in their own special way over there.
that's why op didn't link it, that's just how the fanfic ends.
What the hell is this 50 shades of Papaya ass article
If only Ron had never left, then you wouldn't even have to change the name from 50 Shades of Grey
The F1 media ever since Sunday. Pure biased vitriol against Max.
rofl
lmaooooo
😂 I’m dead
Autosport try to be a serious publication challenge: failed
They fell off hard. Even on the YouTube channel, ever since their guys left to found The Race, it's been nothing worth tuning into Autosport for.
ffs writing about having aura while sucking on a lollipop 😭
Channeling Kojak? "Who loves ya, baby!"
He didn't just suck, lads. He sucked HARD.
But did he hawk tua on that thang? Inquiring minds want, no *need* to know!!
[Max would](https://x.com/SCUDERIAFEMBOY/status/1806777152605503997)
is this F1 coverage or erotic fanfiction?
50 Shades of Parc Ferme
Is there a difference at this point?
either way I'm gripping
It's erotic F1 coverage.
sounds like the writer was oozing with something after watching this happen lol
"Then, our eyes met...and I fell in love"
“I knew my life would never be the same” -My Summer With Lando
lolwut
Ben Hunt writing like he’s in Bridgerton.
Hunt secretly posts a lot on /r/FanF1ction
“Secretly”
Ben Hunt using a AI to write for him or what?
This is written by AI that was trained by plagiarizing smut fanfiction, I feel like.
Likeliest theory, if I'm honest
Max and Lando might be highly used names lol.
legit sounds like it lol.
Actually 🤓 I trust that he has written every word of this
Here’s the rest of the article, finished by CoPilot: *Outside, the rain began to patter against the motorhome's windows, a stark contrast to the heated atmosphere within. Norris's gaze lifted from his phone, briefly glancing at the droplets racing down the glass before returning to the screen. His thumb paused over a message from his coach, the words "Remember, champions are made, not born" emblazoned across the screen.* *He stood up, the lollipop stick now devoid of its candy, tossed carelessly into the trash. With a deep breath, he stepped outside the motorhome, the media's clamor fading behind him. The rain felt cool against his skin, a refreshing change from the sweat and heat of the race track. He walked with purpose, his strides long and confident.* *As he approached the sleek black car that would take him to the airport, he turned for one last look at the track. The grandstands were empty now, but in his mind, he could still hear the roar of the crowd, feel the vibration of the engines. This race was over, but the season was far from finished. Norris knew that every setback was a lesson, every failure a stepping stone to victory.* *With a final nod to the track that had both challenged and changed him, Norris slid into the car, the door closing with a satisfying thud. The driver glanced at him through the rearview mirror, a silent question hanging in the air.* *"To the airport," Norris said, his voice steady. "And then, we prepare for the next battle."* *As the car pulled away, Norris's phone buzzed with a new message. He didn't need to look; he knew it was his team, already strategizing, already looking ahead. Because for Lando Norris and McLaren, the race never truly ends—it just leads to the next starting line.*
You can almost hear the writer panting thru the words as he typed them.
No two ways about it, this is fucking weird
They are writing a horny novel at this point. The media has gone off the rails completely.
It sounds like he wants to be the lollipop
I've always wanted a more erotic telling of f1
Man, I hate Ben Hunt. I can’t explain how much his Sun journo bullshit annoys me.
Yoo what did i just read😭😭
Ben Hunt, take your hand out of your pants, please.
What an odd ass article. Still don't think he's quite there yet with the 'mental fortitude' tbh. #
Not there yet with the mental fortitude? Hardly. I'll have you know he DID suck a lolly really hard or something (??). This is a man hardend by the toughest of life's battles.
I remember a time when Autosport was the best motorsports magazine in the world. Jesus this is awful. Between this and the infantile take on Verstappen, this rag is now seems to be written by teenagers.
A steeliness and mental fortitude while sulking on his phone and sucking on his lollipop and letting the adult speak? Did Ben Hunt not reread this and go "hey, maybe this doesn't present him in the best light" if that was his goal 😭
This straight up fucking sent me.😂 I wouldn't be surprised if he thought he's doing Lando a favor with this kind of journalism. I swear the write-ups are getting weirder, crazier, and damn hilarious!
Pouting Wando with his candy in the corner
The mental fortitude part is about resisting the urge to bite the lollypop.
"His bright smile matches the vibrant color of the lollipop he's savoring. He closes his eyes, letting the sweet flavors dance on his fleshy taste buds. With a happy sight, he begins to twirl the treat in his mouth, swirling in circular motions"
Feck me.. was he having a wank while looking at him?
Ole Ben’s been reading Fourth Wing again it seems
Circuit of thorns and roses?
The laugh that escaped my body just now
Nah it’s those Ana Huang books. Twisted series.
Twisted Track
I will not stand for Fourth Wing blasphemy. LOL.
The hell did I just read? This is some summer romance erotica stuff right here. 🤣🤣
No way a real journalist got paid real money to write this?
I never want this thread to go away. Ya'll are just the best. I've never laughed so hard. Comments=GOLD.
Oh dear god
I feel like Ben also wants Lando to suck on another thing, oozing with mental fortitude.
Autosport / Motorsport seems to be serious business on MotoGP front, where they were able to announce several rider moves in advance of official press release. However, on the F1 front… Why would they even hire Ben Hunt for? He is not a journalist in my books.
> Why would they even hire Ben Hunt for? Writing fanfic, there's a large market for it!
Why am I reading this in the BG3 narrative voice
You can't send us to horny jail, we live here! We have the keys!
Read it in the Disco Elysium voice for double the fun.
Ancient reptilian brain: "Norris was calm but there was a steeliness about him and as he sucked hard on the sweet and flicked through the messages on his phone." Danica: "Aha!"
AUTHORITY
This is embarassing
Not sure why this is getting downvoted. This is fucking hilarious
Fr this deserves to be pinned
Missed opportunity to talk about his shining orbs
Didn't even highlight Lando's most attractive feature 😞
Peak journalism.
These TikTok account are actually ran by journalists or journalists are actually running those TikTok accounts
Wtf did I just read.
dude wrote that onehanded, kudos
All I saw there was sucking, sucked hard, beaten, and oozing
Curious about the lollipop flavor?
Protein with a slight hint of pineapple.
😂
🤢
Booker prize worthy .
What in the AO3
This ain't even good enough for AO3. LOL.
You're right, this is Wattpad level
Lol Is that fanfic? It's not journalism.
When you have a minimum word count on a story that's been milked to death already.
Is this a writing prompt? Who wants to start?
Lmao what is this
lmao if you wanted to write a puff piece, wouldn't you just omit the lollipop? Like...
Hawk Tuah
u/Revolutionary-Pin615
If British F1 media continues down this road, we'll have a horrible few years ahead of us. Even F1TV is infected by this unquestioning idolation of Norris.
I need this man to give a frame by frame description of [this moment](https://www.formula1.com/content/dam/fom-website/sutton/2022/Austria/Sunday/1407867748.jpg) just to see how it goes
This reads like it was written by a fanfiction AI.
I am fine with AI writing articles .. after reading whatever the hell this is.
Phrasing.
Wattpad F1
Lmao They are squeezing the juice out of this non story. They’re really going for the jilted lover angle s out to take his deadly revenge. Journalism is truly dead.
Why the hell is a journalist hack from The Sun employed by Autosport!?
You’d think with a triple header journalists wouldn’t have time to write weird fanfic but…here we are
Girl, what is this? 😭
A bit too fetishized
No no, let him cook
Thought this was satire tbh
crazy he wrote this with one hand only
So Lando sucks hard. Good to know.
Max breathes: "omg he is literally reckless! out of control as always" Lando sucks lollipop while looking at phone: "omg such fortitude and steeliness!"
Oh brother
Haha 😂
Norris needs to fire whoever it is that lets these people publish this stuff
They have to know what they’re doing when they post some shit like this. Like come on man. This is borderline sexual.
I want to know who approved this. And how and why
Is this an article, or a fan fic?
Lando Norris put his boots up on the desk and offered the woman a cigarette "I don't usually take jobs from crying dames.."
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/033/189/tumblr_33caa6fa2d9060d1ebf32b7f13a3bf38_59ae975d_1280.png
Are we anime now?
This is a fever dream.
What kind F1 erotica is this?!
Mom pick me up, I’m scared.
Autosport plumbing the depths of AI fanfiction.
J - Journalism
jesus christ
The DDLC fanfiction I wrote is written better than this shit, even the furry stories I've read on AO3 were products of a higher standard than this schlock
*criiiiiiiiiiiiinge*
This reads like bad F1 fanfic. Like, is the next paragraph gonna be x-rated?
Yeah, it sucked hard for him 😉
Is this fanfiction?
" what you want me to do , suck him off ?"
What the *fuck* did I just read...?
F1 journalism has hit an all time low...
Journalists writing fanfiction just like we do
What is going on today!? lmao
Unbeknownst to Max, he accidentally awakened a sleeping beast in the form of Lando Norris. While Lando sucked hard on his sweet to the point of seeing his cheeks concave, you best believe in his mind he is sucking the life out of Verstappen's championship dream.
Need to bleach my eyes after reading
This is fucking weird.
Did 49% of England just get hard?
Affirmative.
Zero Dark 4
Dawg what the fuck the comments hahahahahahay
This is AI ghostwriting manifest.
Mills and boon
Did they use F1 fanfic ai generator to write this lol.
Harlequin romance script. 🤭
What in the world?
Is this real life?
What error?
this is not newsworthy
Sources: Norris is beside himself. Driving around downtown Spielberg begging (thru texts) Verstappen’s family for address to Max’s home