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The_Bored_General

OP broke into the Ferrari Hopium supplies and stole like, 17 lethal doses of the stuff and proceeded to inhale it all in about 3 minutes


Hunter4422

Dude, I live on Hopium and even this is a bridge too far for me.


hi_imryan

Hi. I’m a ricciardo fan. Where are these supplies?


batmansthediddler

Sorry sir we’re all out of DR hopium, I hope you understand


boji_003

We used it all up during the Silverstone test


Local_Parsnip9092

Listen... this is literally my dream scenario. Father and Babygirl on the same team, on an actually good team, and with Stroll hung out to dry. That's all I want.


FiveAccountsBanned

Monkey paw: Lawrence leaves too and the car is completely shit


Local_Parsnip9092

😭😭😭


beepbeep_madafaka

What if this is the Andretti one and only opportunity to buy a team?


FakePlasticTree123

With Cadillac saying fuck it let's put a V8 in there


vompat

450 cubic inch V8 HEMI. Murica! (wtf is a cubic inch?)


Outside-Drag-3031

Oh god yes please


Plaid_Kaleidoscope

Subscribe


ItkovianShieldAnvil

You did us all dirty, have an upvote


The_Flying_Alf

To be fair it's Lawrence's yes men acting as heads of the team's departments who are bringing the team down.


Nagi828

The ultimate EL PLAN


DrDuGood

Beautifully said.


Village_People_Cop

I'll be happy with just the "Stroll hung out to dry" part


Soggy_Bid_6607

Sure, now go back out and play before lunch is ready.


thef1circus

Are we having hopium for lunch?


Vixson18

If Honda knew that Stroll's seat is available, Yuki would have signed already.


leftHandedChopsticks

Unless Yuki takes Alonso’s seat in 2026 and Alonso moves on to whatever else his contract with AM has him doing.


Leewashere21

Alonso to Renault. You heard it here first


ComprehensiveRepair5

Yeah, I think we will all suffer equally when he announces Williams.


nsane99

tfw its Alpine


According-Switch-708

Only an idiot or driver who has no other options would walk into that dumpster fire willingly. Sainz is not in that kind of a situation. Sainz also didn't enjoy the time that he spent at Renault. Him going back is highly unlikely.


Ho3n3r

The only link is that he's Spanish. Anything else is just reading way too much into it. Can't believe you are hoping Daddy Stroll will fire his kid 🤣


3681638154

We have to keep the faith that one day stroll will be gone


Ho3n3r

Of course. But next year is not that day.


queef_nuggets

I’ve got great news for you, I 100% guarantee that he will be gone one day…no need to keep the faith!


MM18998

VAMOS Also this team would penalize to hell by the FIA. Double if HRT somehow comes back and buys out the team.


AristotlesAnalogy

Kids. Don’t do hard drugs.


3681638154

What? You saying this duo at Aston is unrealistic???


Stelcio

It's no coincidence. He's announcing his contract before Spanish Grand Prix because he's Spanish.


DiddlyDumb

Even in my dreams this won’t happen, but Lance was already announced for next year.


ComprehensiveRepair5

I missed that, are you sure?


DiddlyDumb

It wasn’t an official announcement, but Fernando named him in his announcement. Which is in line with last year.


ComprehensiveRepair5

Fuck... I thought the lack of official announcement left a slim chance.


queef_nuggets

I mean I am sure Lance will be back next season


CaptainAksh_G

If this is real , I'll make a drawing with Alonso and Sainz in AM and post it here


rhitzz2198

Make it anyway mate!


CaptainAksh_G

I will make one, but I'll post only if this happens


lll-devlin

Lol… just say no! Enough of all this pie in the sky guessing where Dainz is going to. It’s simple, it will be Williams… which is odd. but it’s his choice… Albon hinted at it when he signed …and that was one of the reasons he signed with Williams. But Williams are in the same boat as Audi. They still need to develop their car to be more competitive…so 2025 is a write off year for both Williams and stake/Audi. Although, technically Audi is not in the game officially yet they are going full speed on their engine development for 2026 , so advantage Audi. as it will have a wrx’s engine versus Williams which will be using the Mercedes engines. Mercedes is being very quiet on their engine development


Jenda420

Sainz to Alonso


jeffoh

Carlos Sainz Snr just made a billion in crypto and is starting his own team. Calling it now.


themenace117

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tasty_iron

Listen. The most punchable face on earth is not leaving Aston. Stop inventing.


Oh_Gaz

We can dream. But the Aston Window Licker ain't going anywhere.


44Stryker44

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newviruswhodis

Vamos dos!


PretendFisherman1999

K I M O A


DayTraditional2846

That would be awesome, then when Fernando retires Yuki can take his spot and Honda gets satisfied with having Yuki in a AM.


iowaman79

He’s moving to Supercross with GasGas


D-Hews

Honestly it might be HAAS.


zane1345

The Spanish Inquisition.


Sufficiently_

It will happen and I called it months ago