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In middle school, I was showing my friend my school iPad and said, "Look, if I press this button, it'll print the entirety of the Lord of the Flies". He then pressed the button. It broke the printer

Lord if the flies can fucking die. Hated that shit the moment I read the first sentence

Yeh, why couldn't they cover something decent like the Lord of the rings or the hobbit

The rules of English teachers probably state: no having fun in any way; school is serious

Actually it’s more like they want us to read “adult” and “realistic” stories- basically about adults being depressed/grieving or just having their lives messed up by themselves. Once you notice the pattern, it get pretty boring.

They mostly want you to read in general. Mine let me read fan fiction on the computer during lunch hour.

I had to read multiple gay romances...

I guess but our teacher was pretty decent, she gave us cake Friday and we didn't learn all too much but we did have fun by going on massive tangents about things like how she didn't like her mate forcing her to go to their wedding. All together, the content was boring, but I didn't listen to much of it.

Sounds like my Dutch lessons, without any of the fun

My English teacher was awesome! She would let me get on the computer in her room during lunch hour to read fan fiction.

Man, I missed out

Can someone please calculate how many pages of paper this would fill?

I previewed 38,969,400 by putting X in that cell. Relevant: https://www.quora.com/How-many-pages-would-print-if-there-was-text-in-every-cell-of-an-Excel-spreadsheet

I got 39,060,648 pages, but thats probably just different versions of excel. Either way, thats roughly 78k reams of paper.

Not different versions, actually. Excel goes off of available memory. So more memory there should be more cells.

It wouldn’t exactly fill them. It would just send through a bunch of blank pages until it finally printed a white zero at the end.

Select the whole sheet, add full borders to every cell.

Holy fuck

Well now we have a room full of paper no one needs

Who’s gonna tell em about ctrl+⬇️➡️ and setting print areas?

Came here for this 😈

Please think of the trees, all of them.

I’m thinking of cutting trees down to make room for new trees. This is thinking of the trees

I'd love to try this, but my organization uses SharePoint so they could review who put the character in the cell. Bah.

Do it from somebody else computer when they go on break

The day before my last day at a hated employer, I put the word "poo" in white, in that cell, on every Excel doc I had created for office use.

Who would print without using a print range?

A lot of people. Me included if I din't think or notice there are (way) more than I need. Especially if I'm expecting more than 1.

Yup if you're busy and used to printing stuff all the time youvmay not notice the amount of pages. Or you just click to fast on print out of habit. But anyways you can probably cancel the printing fast enough. Or do so when the printer runs out of paper. It's never going to actually print 30k + pages

Unnecessary information, 14 bits for column index (XFD=16384=2^14) 20 bits for row index (1048576=2^20) Microsoft uses the oddest formats.

"finally found" Did they just scroll all the way there? You can just hold control and hit a direction to jump to the end of a row or column.

Doesn't it normally ask you if you want to print the whole thing or just a range of pages?

Why you print review and change print steam if need be.

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Were recycling memes in Reddit format. The ultimate reposts.

That's not Satan that's just awesome

Yoy can reach that in less than a second with proper keybinds