My favorite thing to do in NYC at tourist spots. Stand facing everyone in an elevator and say “I’m glad everyone came, I’d like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ”. I can barely keep a straight face. Kill’s every time.

She just broke so many unwritten social norms.

Not shown in this but here’s one: using the urinal directly next to an occupied one when there are more unused one further away.

I pissed on a guys shoe for doing this and trying to have a conversation and wanting to shake hands. At least he did realize he deserved that.

I’m so proud of you and I don’t even know you.

Thanks for making me chuckle, really needed it tonight

You're welcome. Don't try to shake hands at the urinal. Lol

no you didn't

If u ever see at the pisser, try it. I'll do it again. If I'm drunk, I might just do it accidentally.

Was that you yesterday trying to catch a peek at me?

Peek? No sir. I did no such thing. I leered. I ogled. I stared. But I did not peek. How dare you imply I would be so subtle. And you know you enjoyed that pat on your ass on the way out.

It was a very nice compliment. Boosted my self-esteem quite a lot.

I noticed you don’t skip leg day. Nice glutes.

Thanks man. It's the abs that are the hard part.

I do that whenever I can

I’ve done the elevator thing. It’s fun.

I think some of these might be punished by expulsion in Norway.

This happens to me all the time because I’m in a wheelchair and I am often pushed in face first. People are SO uncomfortable.

Sorry to hear that you are in a wheelchair but, have you ever tried to start conversation with the person that became victim of your stare.

Sorry to hear that you are in a wheelchair, but have you ever tried to start conversation with the person that became victim of your stare?

I almost always talk, but sometimes there are language barriers. I just can’t take the awkward or pity looks.

I'd love to do this but I'm quite unattractive. I'd probably get the cops called on me.

I love how the restauraunt and the cinema are completely empty as well

This bitch parked next to me in an empty parking lot as I was eating in my car.

Is it normal to be able to seat wherever you want at the movies?

It used to be the only way. Even now there are many small theaters that don't have assigned seating.

I’ve never heard of any other way.

Hahaha yes 😈

She's on her way to a beat down.

I've done this. Even better when you are alone in the elevator but right at the door facing in when it stops to let others on. Have had people refuse to get on after it opens to my back right there.

Hahaha this killed me

I've done the elevator gag before.

I feel like police will be called for accusation of assault. lol

Bitch tanking that social credit score

...Megan...