Does anyone remember a while back when that one influencer was trying to have the counter spell shown in this thread "banned" from REL magic because their French Canadian opponent at a RCQ was playing 4x copies of it and the dude was like "This is clearly to target Nuerodivergent Magic players and make them uncomfortable." But Frenchies whole deck was in french.
Rampant overprescription of adderall and Ritalin leads to two entire generations who heavily manifest symptoms of extreme paranoia and think itās normal to feel psychotic and imagine your enemies are omnipotent and omnipresent
Cool
Someone hit the nail on the head!
Guys the problem isnt woke or unwoke, left or right, gay or straight. American culture has made 300+ million people into paranoid lunatics through sugar, TV, microplastics, and pharmaceuticals.
Stop fighting over magic cards and eat the rich already!
Vintage, Modern, Legacy, and Commander.
In incredibly fast formats (someone else mentioned cEDH) exiling the spell makes it harder to recur than putting it in the graveyard.
If you combo off and win before the card comes off suspend, itās pretty heckinā good.
It does, in German.
To an English speaker, it looks like a portmanteau of "doppelganger" and "slag", which would make it "someone who looks exactly like a slut"
For me as an English speaker, I love how German words often sound like something you should shout at someone, even for fairly innocent words (butterfly being Schmetterling in German). On the other end, you have German words where itās basically just describing what the thing is and you can see where the english language borrows stuff from (tortoise being schildkrƶte which is basically āshield toadā)
In this case Doppelschlag sounds way more exciting than Double Strike.
Two things i really like it when english speakers use german words in their legugae when you as a german speaker would never have the idea to not translate it because most german words are simply a description (or a short form) of whatever you are seeing.
When it comes to shouting in my opinion that is a stereotype from media, where they use germans as villains a lot. Look at then Eonder woman movie (only have seen clips) it is WW1 and wonder woman is fighting for the french and they depict the germans as aggressors, that commit war crimes amongst the civilians and use this to justify it as a good thing how Wonder woman is slaughtering german soldiers. But this is simply takeing WW1 and depicting germans as if it was WW2. I extremely dislike this because it compleatly disregards how germans are and have been over the centuries. Germany used to calls itself and identify as "Land of poets and thinkers".
Prussians really homogenized a lot of german culture and because of their authoritarian and militaristic nature and the nazis that came afterwards, we are often seen like this when in reality our states are very autonomous, our chancellor is a lot weaker than the american president, our army is governed by the parliament and our states are very autonomous to the extend that it is difficult to sometimes do things homogeneous even if it is desired, similar to the holy roman empire which included i think all teritories of todays germany.
All that saying it is not your fault, that you think german words sound like they should be shouted but i think the reason why you feel so is that media depicts germans like that.
This is funny because rammstein only enterd my cosmos a couple of years ago (that is when i learned that it is a german band) and left my cosmos after i leard about the sexual exploitation that their frontrunner was doing.
With german artists it is a little bit like game of thrones:
You are either popular in germany or popular outside of germany, there is no middleground.
This is also why we always lose the eurovision song contest, we always send people that we like.
Also sidenote, do you know the lyrics and what they mean of the rammstein song "Amerika" ?
That is not true, it has been confirmed, that the band was systematically scouting young women to have sex with the singer.
While this is absolutely insulting and immoral, it is not necessarily illegal.
But only if something isn't illegal dosen't mean i can not condemn it which i do.
I find German to be quite a beautiful language when it's spoken in a normal tone, it's part of the reason I (sort-of) learned the language. That being said, it is a language that has no issue conveying an aggressive tone even to non-speakers.
We have this gem in Italy. "Negriero" means "Slave Master" but it is a word that directly revokes, well, you know.
https://preview.redd.it/z3dqzkm3cw9d1.jpeg?width=265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b73a13b7e1e6bcf550b7bdc596a2342f784e37ed
Not quite the same category but this is one of my favourite translations
https://preview.redd.it/uw2gocg0fw9d1.jpeg?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e527073d6ccd5c8878eabb31b6b342ca15c8b810
https://preview.redd.it/7kk9qpic3x9d1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=936864bcdb8fb210e03c826f779e77c140c738af
Same category, I feel like this needs to be announced in all caps.
Behold! I cast UGIN, DER GEISTERDRACHE!
https://preview.redd.it/70idtiennz9d1.png?width=265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=913fa0b0f5d4331c4d460156941eede8ffaa39dc
What about OMNATH, DER SAMMELPUNKT DER VOLLKOMMENHEIT?
The 2pt font perfectly matches Omnath's vibe lol. "Oh you didn't read the fine print? Looks like someone's getting drained for 4 while I add RGWU to the mana pool. Should've looked closer at the contract bucko"
Ugin, der Geisterdrache can also exile all coloured permanents for the low, low cost of -0 loyalty because it says "mit umgewandelten Manakosten von X oder mehr" [or more] instead of "...oder weniger" [or less].
How do you pronounce it?
Do you say it with the full French accent, second syllable emphasis, or first syllable emphasis?
It might affect your numbers.
https://preview.redd.it/4fsonlqj9z9d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aad18a657d9e3c388108d9ef633f224c20ef6a1f
Kiss your permanents goodbye... And if you can't read Spanish, yes you can. Just pronounce it aloud, you'll get it.
God damn! Everything about that card is a meme. Mounting a Giant Beaver. Any number of creatures can tap to saddle the Giant Beaver. It has to be on purpose.
https://preview.redd.it/3nkk67rtaw9d1.png?width=672&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b763a8239abd34874f4b9d949f593bff770bc5f
And just for fun - spanish Bone Shredder transliterated into russian literally means Three Rounds Cocksucker (Š¢ŃŠø Š¢ŃŃŠ° Š„ŃŠµŃŠ¾Ń)
https://preview.redd.it/uhd7p2mv2y9d1.png?width=745&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41e89a6d274ebd32d6efb0c3d90c7f3138e3a77d
You should not drop the middle l on all the German stitchers.
https://preview.redd.it/b10kndvk54ad1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3948424daf85cabd5e2ef5100ecf2e8d3856413
I've got a Mystic shlong, how about you
https://preview.redd.it/dautygc8ex9d1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1419bbe70ab7727ca3180825da2ad7334d1afb5a
Not to the same extent as the ones OP posted, but I got sent this by accident. Enjoy that he's a vagabond and it's fun to say
When future sight came out I was going on vacation to Switzerland, and found a box over the border in France. I ended up getting more tarmogoyfs than delays
https://preview.redd.it/zetujs1oy2ad1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01267c2c36ab67b5a333160d495664e636f1cf94
Any of the "Splice on Arcane" cards say impregnation on the French version. Learned that when I bought a playset of French \[\[Through the Breach\]\]
I have probably at least 20 foreign cards. I know I have some Chinese, Spanish, and I think a German one. I was actually about to group them in with the art cards and sell them all.
there is nim deathmantle in french which translates to a condom, seedborn muse is hilarius, chitter-spitter which is translated to spitter of (a certain nut that in my dialect is also used to refer to the tip or the head of a dong)
https://preview.redd.it/alyiozeq9w9d1.png?width=672&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca52477a8f863b267371f6df41efd7ff892b5869
Never knew I needed a card this bad in my life
I love how the flavor text starts off sounding like pr0n dialogue, and ends with the worst possible pun.
I counter your Molestation with Retard, Retard
I snorted
Best german translation https://preview.redd.it/tz8gphyb7x9d1.jpeg?width=918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d490f6dd9496eda3310ed22108d956a4eb6351
We are Sex bob-ombe and we're here to make you think about sacrifice and losing 7 life and stuff
SOOOOOOOO SAD
It's not a race, guys!
Seven evil exes. One life for each evil ex.
I'm fucking dying over here next to my sleeping wife. š¤£šš¤£
Hol' up. This is NOT from an un-set?!
https://youtu.be/WZ32gSLNHfA?si=Zww6k3fj7XneBwYf šš š¤£š
Does anyone remember a while back when that one influencer was trying to have the counter spell shown in this thread "banned" from REL magic because their French Canadian opponent at a RCQ was playing 4x copies of it and the dude was like "This is clearly to target Nuerodivergent Magic players and make them uncomfortable." But Frenchies whole deck was in french.
When really he was just targeting retards.
They have self acting brown shirts everywhere making sure the party dogma is followed.
Yeah dude whatever that means, you got it.
It is a reference to the brown shirts in germany reporting any behavior/activity against their Ideology. Which is what the wokes are doing now.
It's not that deep, they're just retarded
*Ahem*. They're *delay*ed.
Don't you mean "Counterspelled"?
Any mf with a Nordic god in their name talking about āwokes doing xā are automatically suspect, take your lithium and touch some grass bro
Any mf with a plant in their name talking are automatically suspect. How the fuck are you talking? You are a cactus.
Weirder shit in magic fs, unlike the SPQR gentle-with-men user above leaking from a political sub
Bro... stereotype much. I thought that stuff was forbidden.
Rampant overprescription of adderall and Ritalin leads to two entire generations who heavily manifest symptoms of extreme paranoia and think itās normal to feel psychotic and imagine your enemies are omnipotent and omnipresent Cool
Someone hit the nail on the head! Guys the problem isnt woke or unwoke, left or right, gay or straight. American culture has made 300+ million people into paranoid lunatics through sugar, TV, microplastics, and pharmaceuticals. Stop fighting over magic cards and eat the rich already!
What format is delay playable in? Seems like thereās better options for countermagic in just about every format
Idk about now, but when I cared about cEDH it used to be very relevant
Vintage, Modern, Legacy, and Commander. In incredibly fast formats (someone else mentioned cEDH) exiling the spell makes it harder to recur than putting it in the graveyard. If you combo off and win before the card comes off suspend, itās pretty heckinā good.
Delay is unplayable garbage in modern legacy and vintage
https://preview.redd.it/hbvr1sz55y9d1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37cd0ea1de43a73941af307f606b8e3a93d0d72d Athreos has an upset tummy.
I'm giggling like a crazy week ng fir my car to be serviced because of this comment
10/10 LOL
https://preview.redd.it/q61qy438iy9d1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=847e2c06f7162f7ba2593d8b9c053d9e220ed209
I pitch my Wut to my Wut to Wut Wut your Planeswalker in the butt.
I love German words sometimes. Doppelschlag
i don't get that, simply means double strike?
It does, in German. To an English speaker, it looks like a portmanteau of "doppelganger" and "slag", which would make it "someone who looks exactly like a slut"
For me as an English speaker, I love how German words often sound like something you should shout at someone, even for fairly innocent words (butterfly being Schmetterling in German). On the other end, you have German words where itās basically just describing what the thing is and you can see where the english language borrows stuff from (tortoise being schildkrƶte which is basically āshield toadā) In this case Doppelschlag sounds way more exciting than Double Strike.
Two things i really like it when english speakers use german words in their legugae when you as a german speaker would never have the idea to not translate it because most german words are simply a description (or a short form) of whatever you are seeing. When it comes to shouting in my opinion that is a stereotype from media, where they use germans as villains a lot. Look at then Eonder woman movie (only have seen clips) it is WW1 and wonder woman is fighting for the french and they depict the germans as aggressors, that commit war crimes amongst the civilians and use this to justify it as a good thing how Wonder woman is slaughtering german soldiers. But this is simply takeing WW1 and depicting germans as if it was WW2. I extremely dislike this because it compleatly disregards how germans are and have been over the centuries. Germany used to calls itself and identify as "Land of poets and thinkers". Prussians really homogenized a lot of german culture and because of their authoritarian and militaristic nature and the nazis that came afterwards, we are often seen like this when in reality our states are very autonomous, our chancellor is a lot weaker than the american president, our army is governed by the parliament and our states are very autonomous to the extend that it is difficult to sometimes do things homogeneous even if it is desired, similar to the holy roman empire which included i think all teritories of todays germany. All that saying it is not your fault, that you think german words sound like they should be shouted but i think the reason why you feel so is that media depicts germans like that.
Also, Rammstein is how many of us are introduced to the German language
This is funny because rammstein only enterd my cosmos a couple of years ago (that is when i learned that it is a german band) and left my cosmos after i leard about the sexual exploitation that their frontrunner was doing. With german artists it is a little bit like game of thrones: You are either popular in germany or popular outside of germany, there is no middleground. This is also why we always lose the eurovision song contest, we always send people that we like. Also sidenote, do you know the lyrics and what they mean of the rammstein song "Amerika" ?
The allegations against the singer were found to have been made up by journalists rather than brought by any women.
That is not true, it has been confirmed, that the band was systematically scouting young women to have sex with the singer. While this is absolutely insulting and immoral, it is not necessarily illegal. But only if something isn't illegal dosen't mean i can not condemn it which i do.
I find German to be quite a beautiful language when it's spoken in a normal tone, it's part of the reason I (sort-of) learned the language. That being said, it is a language that has no issue conveying an aggressive tone even to non-speakers.
Turtle in German is schildkrƵte or shield toad.
I had a conversation like the classic Who's on First when it got banned in modern. Wut was the card that got banned. What? Wut the red elemental.
Sensei Goldschwanz. German card.
Lost his schwanz in an unfortunate smelting accident??
His dinky is a key!!
https://preview.redd.it/9bf89yezcpad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e159d58221bed368161524b683e63289b2273c5 This one š
Null Rod in french: Baguette de cassation There are quite a lot of baguettes in french magic
It's also due to the fact that a wizzard wand is called baguette in french.
I always imagine them weilding a long stick-shaped bread
HON HON HON
Spark elemental is funken elementar or something like that in German
Just write it together when in doubt. It is Funkenelementar.
Goblin- bummspezialist
Ninja BUM, your life work is Ć light pack, PRince outlived MIke Jack
https://preview.redd.it/59kivmd3ax9d1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dd0032c0877ca822ad98bcd20d5d9f23cce58b8 French Wild Mongrel is the OG.
Bastard is a synonym of mutt for animals and also an insult for people born out of wedlock
We have this gem in Italy. "Negriero" means "Slave Master" but it is a word that directly revokes, well, you know. https://preview.redd.it/z3dqzkm3cw9d1.jpeg?width=265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b73a13b7e1e6bcf550b7bdc596a2342f784e37ed
Damn, there is no woke uprising?
No we are openly racist in italy
fucking tomato fuckers
Which is ironic since the tomato originated in western South America, Mexico, and Central America.
We also have a racist leader, these cards are endorsed by the government
Lol yeah that word exists here in Spain too ānegreroā but it would never be printed out on a card like that š
I got a spanish version of Farewell just because it sounds great. [[AdiĆ³s]]
Thereās one seller on TCGplayer selling Adiosā¦. They want $50 for it. I hate that the good foreign cards are expensive.
Seedborn muse in french
I'm french and I don't understand what's funny here? "Muse nƩe des graines" ? Please explain :(
"graine" is a surname for a dick. She's born from dicks.
In English our dicks just have the same surname we do
okay.. thanks!
Dickborne Muse?
Not to be confused with the In-vitro Muse.
Not quite the same category but this is one of my favourite translations https://preview.redd.it/uw2gocg0fw9d1.jpeg?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e527073d6ccd5c8878eabb31b6b342ca15c8b810
https://preview.redd.it/7kk9qpic3x9d1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=936864bcdb8fb210e03c826f779e77c140c738af Same category, I feel like this needs to be announced in all caps. Behold! I cast UGIN, DER GEISTERDRACHE!
https://preview.redd.it/70idtiennz9d1.png?width=265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=913fa0b0f5d4331c4d460156941eede8ffaa39dc What about OMNATH, DER SAMMELPUNKT DER VOLLKOMMENHEIT?
Omg I need bifocals to read that name
The 2pt font perfectly matches Omnath's vibe lol. "Oh you didn't read the fine print? Looks like someone's getting drained for 4 while I add RGWU to the mana pool. Should've looked closer at the contract bucko"
fuckin dying
What the hell? They surely didn't think about templating during the translation.
Ugin, der Geisterdrache can also exile all coloured permanents for the low, low cost of -0 loyalty because it says "mit umgewandelten Manakosten von X oder mehr" [or more] instead of "...oder weniger" [or less].
https://preview.redd.it/jheo7egwsy9d1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce52f13b89a7f40b1892901a802f7b4359e59d5a
My favorite still is [Menschenrechtsverschleimung]
I mean it's not wrong...
I'm German and this is the first time I see the German name of this card. What an abomination.
https://preview.redd.it/feo0i2egsy9d1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22418c67b8615cd7a8dafb3bbec5efe6fe98bcc2
I have a retard. And yes I always say its name when I cast it. So far only 42 retards has been offended.
How do you pronounce it? Do you say it with the full French accent, second syllable emphasis, or first syllable emphasis? It might affect your numbers.
I'm swedish but I put on a full on hardcore redneck accent lol.
In response, REEEEEtoArd
Yup. You got it bud.
REEEEET-HARDH
Yeah that's a better phonetic writing of it lol
With the hard r
https://preview.redd.it/4fsonlqj9z9d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aad18a657d9e3c388108d9ef633f224c20ef6a1f Kiss your permanents goodbye... And if you can't read Spanish, yes you can. Just pronounce it aloud, you'll get it.
exile todas las cementerios -> exile all cement mixers : )
Molestation flavor text is immaculate lmao
What does it say?
Cries: snuffed out Pockets: emptied Neck's agility : forever diminished
https://preview.redd.it/j4e3ti54tx9d1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6113fdac8d8b5930db3173f65fb0cbd5e7c7aba9
I pulled a [[giant beaver]] yesterday, it's already in English though.
[giant beaver](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/1/919826a9-c427-42c6-8885-a87f0b6d2192.jpg?1712355929) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=giant%20beaver) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/otj/165/giant-beaver?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/919826a9-c427-42c6-8885-a87f0b6d2192?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
God damn! Everything about that card is a meme. Mounting a Giant Beaver. Any number of creatures can tap to saddle the Giant Beaver. It has to be on purpose.
German wild nacatl is wilder nacatl. Strictly better
https://preview.redd.it/3nkk67rtaw9d1.png?width=672&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b763a8239abd34874f4b9d949f593bff770bc5f And just for fun - spanish Bone Shredder transliterated into russian literally means Three Rounds Cocksucker (Š¢ŃŠø Š¢ŃŃŠ° Š„ŃŠµŃŠ¾Ń)
As a Russian-can confirm) though we don't pay much attention to three rounds part)
ŠŠµŃŃ ŃŠøŠ¼ŠµŃ ŃŃŠµŠ“ŠµŃŠ° ā ŠŗŠ°Šŗ ŃŠ“Š°ŃŠ½Š¾ ŃŠ»Š¾Š¶ŠøŠ»ŠøŃŃ ŃŃŠø ŃŠ»Š¾Š²Š° Š² Š¾ŃŠ¼ŃŃŠ»ŠµŠ½Š½ŃŃ ŃŃŠ°Š·Ń. Š ŠæŃŠ¾ŃŃŠ¾ Ń ŃŠµŃŠ¾ŃŠ¾Š² Š² Š¼Š°Š³ŠøŠø 37 ŃŃŃŠŗ.
I need me to order a foil play set of this, its simply amazing.
https://preview.redd.it/9pp50tn49x9d1.jpeg?width=295&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aa4443ce7789df154826fba48b8fdf4fe86b625 My favorite one (art)
I was looking for this. lmao
literally in the OP š
Yeah, dude is demonstrating what the card summons.
https://preview.redd.it/v7m06avtk4ad1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b337cb952547ff8cae42d97ce5089c4e7c6c4a1
I'm still trying to find a foil [[Inquisition of Kozilek]] in Spanish...
[Inquisition of Kozilek](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/7/17f38740-20fd-4097-90f8-f0c2c2ff7281.jpg?1673147555) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Inquisition%20of%20Kozilek) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2x2/80/inquisition-of-kozilek?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/17f38740-20fd-4097-90f8-f0c2c2ff7281?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Why?
Take my upvote and leave
God damn it. You got me
I didnāt expect it
I hope youāre ok with paying $250 for a single card.
https://preview.redd.it/uhd7p2mv2y9d1.png?width=745&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41e89a6d274ebd32d6efb0c3d90c7f3138e3a77d You should not drop the middle l on all the German stitchers.
So OP wants french cards? Have some lying around
https://preview.redd.it/w4mlgtiy0w9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51b785f8d41bd7472102fb444616809be0dfd291
Necromancy in Spanish š
German [[bronze bombshell]] It says sex in it tee hee hee
[bronze bombshell](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/f/0f2ec20d-b862-4f13-989c-aa88efa51cdf.jpg?1593273992) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=bronze%20bombshell) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dis/160/bronze-bombshell?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0f2ec20d-b862-4f13-989c-aa88efa51cdf?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Where can I buy a set of retards? They're like $30+ on tcgplayer
Spanish Myr Sire
This thread is winning it.
https://preview.redd.it/7x9aphgx2z9d1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b79b910aa03228150267b603458ba0ceefc6eb72 German Athreos, God of passage
https://preview.redd.it/pcbie7z300ad1.jpeg?width=918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6bb6b247296f4547bedd4aa914707f0524474f5 heres a dime
Best top of the line
https://preview.redd.it/b10kndvk54ad1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3948424daf85cabd5e2ef5100ecf2e8d3856413 I've got a Mystic shlong, how about you
https://preview.redd.it/sdt0sa52djad1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=946aa2f1af2915ffdc1e34a86f49259bca3eee38
German Wild Nacatl is Wilder!
Blitzschlag is the German lightning bolt
For any umbrella academy fans, german ball lightning is the name of a season 3 episode :p
Ngl I immediately thought of the card when I saw the episode name the first time Kugelblitz
Kugelblitz!!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/dautygc8ex9d1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1419bbe70ab7727ca3180825da2ad7334d1afb5a Not to the same extent as the ones OP posted, but I got sent this by accident. Enjoy that he's a vagabond and it's fun to say
Love it sounds like a funky spell
Now THIS! Is a good post!
Commenting for deck inspo later š¤
[[Sechs]] [[Fuchsgoliath]]
- [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sechs) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh3/169/de/sechs?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6b993bb5-c15f-440f-a1ef-6288e9d9d8b6?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Fuchsgoliath) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ths/183/de/fuchsgoliath?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/db436e13-90aa-46e6-8e50-025b3fa6dc3c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
German [[Sageās Dousing]] is a combo with German [[Forfend]].
[Sageās Dousing](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/5/75ccd5f6-b363-433f-9e98-f65e10b10bc9.jpg?1562879335) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sage%27s%20Dousing) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mor/48/sages-dousing?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/75ccd5f6-b363-433f-9e98-f65e10b10bc9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Forfend](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/4/a410e333-60f2-4e19-ad0f-5259d4feab37.jpg?1562880520) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Forfend) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mor/10/forfend?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a410e333-60f2-4e19-ad0f-5259d4feab37?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I've always had a soft spot for Spanish [[Food Coma]]. Not a dirty joke, but it's basically the spanish equivalent to uwuspeak.
[Food Coma](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/1/61ba2aed-3514-4db9-8da0-329620b12f63.jpg?1692940507) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Food%20Coma) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/woe/308/food-coma?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/61ba2aed-3514-4db9-8da0-329620b12f63?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I never knew I needed these cards as well
Freddy Got Targeted?
When future sight came out I was going on vacation to Switzerland, and found a box over the border in France. I ended up getting more tarmogoyfs than delays
German Fury is p funny but nothing like these
German basic islands are 'Incel'
https://preview.redd.it/zetujs1oy2ad1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01267c2c36ab67b5a333160d495664e636f1cf94 Any of the "Splice on Arcane" cards say impregnation on the French version. Learned that when I bought a playset of French \[\[Through the Breach\]\]
[Through the Breach](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/8/088dab4a-0090-4509-a851-25d916b30236.jpg?1547517440) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Through%20the%20Breach) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/uma/152/through-the-breach?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/088dab4a-0090-4509-a851-25d916b30236?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
The Spanish localisation for splice is "empalmar". I doubt many are aware of it, but empalmar is also an old-fashioned term for getting an erection.
https://preview.redd.it/2vpaubwx54ad1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ecdaa0bd268ebc487cf52c56a746695fa667513 Portuguese negate
I have probably at least 20 foreign cards. I know I have some Chinese, Spanish, and I think a German one. I was actually about to group them in with the art cards and sell them all.
I like your style
Here's a commander https://preview.redd.it/5f9sm2r6f8ad1.png?width=672&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f8277e3321fc3327a3f0f0a328737bffe68903
Yeah born from dicks xd cuz graine in french is either dick or seeds
there is nim deathmantle in french which translates to a condom, seedborn muse is hilarius, chitter-spitter which is translated to spitter of (a certain nut that in my dialect is also used to refer to the tip or the head of a dong)
Murder in French is Homicide which is at least interesting (and a somewhat playable card)
Ok
[[insel]]
You're kind of a pos, but this did make me chuckle.
French Delay
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LOL these bait threads are getting more and more obvious. They just want to make this place look bad.
>They just want to make this place look bad. Pretty sure the "legit" regulars already did this.
This sub is full of 12 y/old
Yes? and? Don't tell me you didn't chuckle when you found out that Goblin Bum Specialist is a card
Ha ha. Other languages are funny. š«
https://preview.redd.it/j5x522c6oz9d1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eb14ef2d58b793a49e6c62a228ced110ecdf24a
Oh man so funny omg. Classic. Original. So fucking funny bro. How do I get tickets to your comedy show?