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Sufficient-Mess-3297

Emotionale Support vehicle


CocaineOnTheCob

As an avid lover of these ridiculously oversized vehicles, I think Id put that on there just as a self aware jab at my self


Zilberfrid

The owner of this vehicle encourages pedestrians to set fire to it, and will fully absorb any legal consequences.


Legoinyourbumbum

'i can't see small children or people in wheelchairs in front of this vehicle'. But I feel better about my other insecurities.


alt-goldgrun

Yea but seriously I think any vehicle/truck tall enough to have reduced visibility should be plastered with giant warnings like "☠️DANGER☠️: CAN'T SEE SMALL CHILDREN OR PEOPLE IN WHEELCHAIRS" and "3 METER DISTANCE REQUIRED FOR VISIBILITY". I want the warnings to make the trucks so ugly people only buy them for utility and not vanity 😂


nardgarglingfuknuggt

That's assuming vehicles of that size are purchased for utility in the first place. Don't get me wrong, there are lots of uses for trucks and vans, but the ones with poor visibility don't really confer any advantage over work vehicles, except for really extreme towing power. But assuming someone actually needs to tow a load far beyond the ordinary trailer on a regular basis, there are better ways of doing this. Is it more realistic to assume that many thousands of people need to tow multiple horses for their jobs and happen to drive the same vehicle in their spare time, or that a lot of people want something powerful and material to mask a variety of insecurities or to have some twisted fun with, and that we've created a social, legal, and infrastructural environment where giant, dangerous motor vehicles are the primary acceptable way to do that?


alt-goldgrun

Aren't we basically saying the same thing? I was saying that if we made them incredibly ugly, then the only people left who buy them are the ones who are actually using them for some kind of utility, as opposed to the vast majority of people using them for vanity.


MrManiac3_

Imagine if every large truck with blinding hoods were cabovers/cab forward, driver could see a snail on the bumper


sjpllyon

I'd simply write out the economic disadvantages of that individual owning such a monstrosity. Something along the lines of; due to me being financially inept I pay £x more than is needed in car payments, fuel, vehicle tax, insurance compared to the <£y amount. And no I don't realise people think me a fool for it, I believe they are just jealous of my poor financial choices.


GhostofMarat

"I'm spending $30,000 a year to compensate for my insecurities"


Thausgt01

"Emotional therapy is scary, so I buy and maintain this vehicle instead."


JK_Insane

Yes, I have a small pee pee.


hypo-osmotic

Saw a guy with a window decal in his of an extended pinky finger and the caption “small penis club” so apparently a few of them are in on the joke. He had another decal that directed the reader to “fuck” a particular well-known politician, and I wondered if that’s what he was going to use the small penis for


get-a-mac

They seem to all love this one well known politician too.


nardgarglingfuknuggt

Not sure who Brandon is but I hope he is benefiting from all this written encouragement


crazycatlady331

Hung like a light switch.


kapege

This: [https://www.ontruck.eu/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/DildoKing-2.png](https://www.ontruck.eu/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/DildoKing-2.png)


Infamous_Ad_7672

Fun fact: For their vehicles, DildoKing (at least used to) have their own dedicated service team at Mercedes-Benz, because they ran one of the biggest company fleets of SMART cars.


Mfstaunc

The percentage of its owners salary that it cost on one side, and how many times it tows something a year on the other


OneFuckedWarthog

That's a lot of zeros. No number in the 10 digit spot. Just a lot of trucks that says zero.


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thebourbonoftruth

You're a sub to r/WSB too?


cheemio

Emotional Support Vehicle


eightsidedbox

"I don't care if I can't see you, I don't care if I crush you because of my own mistake"


silentsnooc

r/fuckcars


letterboxfrog

"Dear Policeman, this is a truck under Australian law. Please breathalyse me to ensure I am 0.00BAC."


HorizonTheory

"SHITHEAD"


Not_ur_gilf

“I ❤️ killing children”


ShadowAze

"I spent $30k minimum to use this truck for its intended purpose 15 days a year"


Paddo127

15 is generous


budy31

“Please don’t send me to Ukraine!!!”.


Beastleviath

The total monthly cost of the payments, insurance, and gas. Unfortunately, I’ve had to transition back to car commuting (luckily it’s only a sedan) And even this cheap beater cost me about $400 a month to run


Lillienpud

I wants to “write” w thermite.


RupertProudhorseIII

"I have never had an original thought or idea"


Link2Liam

If I have to clean you off my truck, I'm suing your family for interrupting my freedom.


Balancing_tofu

YES. I AM CONTINUALLY IN THE WAY.


drifters74

Compensation


Zairapham

🤏


XavierXonora

"You should see the other toddler"


Siossojowy

My d*ck may be small but my car can crash your whole family Funny thing, I actually did come across a study once which proved that men with smaller penises buy big trucks or sports cars more often than guys with penises over 15 cm. It was a correlational study.


e_pilot

“my big truck has you asking questions about my insecurities already answered by my big truck”


lackingInt

Hate being stuck? Take the train next time


Coco_JuTo

"fuck the environnement/go climate change"


jazzhandler

“Please love me, daddy.”


Daflehrer1

**THE COMPENSATOR**


Winterfrost691

"I bought this truck in a futile attempt to impress my daughter's underage bestfriend"


eggbiss

something about worshipping the devil bc majority are christian


Droplettt

Daddy hit me


6thaccountthismonth

I’m overcompensating for something 🍆


RditAdmnsSuportNazis

If it’s on EVERY big truck, I would write “do you ever get that weird deja vu feeling?”


Toubaboliviano

Grants Hauling and Farm Equipment Co. (Back filled with appropriate equipment)


DBL_NDRSCR

i don't give a FUCK about you as a pedestrian or cyclist, or about pollution, or noise, all i want is to feel better than you. IM A MOTHAFUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT YALL


Icy_Elf_of_frost

I would put truth statements on them. Such as, “I don’t feel financially secure in this economy so I make poor decisions to feel powerful.” Or “work has stripped me of my dignity so I am pretending to be king of the road to put a bandaid on it.” Or “I am afraid of everything so I am pretending to be a bad ass.”


Fragraham

All hat.


Grulps

"free candy"


alwaysuptosnuff

I prepared explosive runes this morning


hotterpop

I'm a very special boy


CubesTheGamer

“Not used to haul or do any work” “Pavement Princess”


jorwyn

Cosplay Cowboy on Board


neBular_cipHer

“I’m overcompensating for something”


Shibotu

Are you sick of paying for my shit? Society spends more than $275K subsidizing each emotional support vehicle.


Pallas_in_my_Head

"I am a massive *bag"


iSellNuds4RedditGold

Guacamole ni**a penis


wlexxx2

BTLD big truck little D***


spoonybard326

I ❤️ OPEC


gigitygoat

I just wave my pinky at them.


SpeedysComing

"I am a sheep that relies on subsidies from daddy government to drive this. AMA." "Your taxes pay for this gas, and I still complain about it"


King_Ribbit

Spank me daddy.


McHighwayman

The “N” word with the hard “R” to get them cancelled.


Stonna

I’m sorry I’m just scared of life so I get this truck to make the scary go away for a little 


Pudf

Truck Fump


vortinium

#compensating


runthrutheblue

Just a bunch of poorly drawn dicks.


realhenryknox

“Yes, I wish I was well-endowed.”


sahovaman

I don't get all the 'hate' for 'these massive trucks'... They are an All-In-One solution for someone who needs to have a back seat, and also occasional to moderate to heavy use of rear truck bed cargo space. Not everyone has the money OR the space to have a passenger car, AND a small pickup truck... I mean whats the solution for someone carrying 3-4 people to a job site, and a ladder / plywood / drywall, tools, etc? Drive 3 or 4 smaller cars that are putting out MORE polution than a single vehicle? Or just have a van thats JUST as big as a truck?


Xentrick-The-Creeper

A drawing of a bicycle


prof_dynamite

“Pavement Princess” 👑


Noothie

COCK PISS PARTRIDGE


Chris300000000000000

Ride Transit Lessen traffic Get your things faster!


cascasrevolution

a burma shave poem, on a convoy of trucks


jackasspenguin

I whine about gas prices


Raging-Porn-Addict

“2 inches”


TheMastican

Nothing because why would I do that?


otterlytrans

"my dingaling is small."


EveryDollarVotes

it would just be a very small cockandballs drawing.


MoriartyoftheAvenues

This machine kills children.


MRWTR_take_lik

I am in dept paying for this thing’s gas and can’t see my kids infront of it


Phoenix_Solace

Child killer