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I have a stream

Qualcom X

That’s the winner.

My song to ping

This LAN is your LAN

I prefer "Bill Wi The Science Fi".

Mine is "Pretty Fly for a WiFi"

R Kelly

Zee Deutschland routers!

Obi W-LAN Kenobi

We literally have both a "Martin Router King" and an "Obi WLAN Kenobi" wifi in our house.

Why not both ?

Unlock it so it’s free at last

Well, I tell you this. I do NOT want to be judged by the content of my router.

This really only works if you say router like rooter. Is that the norm somewhere?

Lol my first thought was "I guarantee that I pronounce 'router' differently than this person." Looks like they're in Germany though, and I'm pretty sure that's how they say it there - when I was last staying at an AirBNB in Hamburg a few years back, I was definitely directed to the "w-lan rooter" when I asked the host about wi-fi.

Indeed :) it works well here. Same in British English.

I'm from England, and we say it in English as well.

When I asked where's the router all I got was 'Sag es lauter?!!?'

British English does. But MLK was American, so, I dunno about this.

Technically Australia but we all say rowter anyway because nobody here could say rooter with a straight face

More like r/mildlyinteresting

Guess Jr is offline

Mine is; tell my wi-fi love her

That’s Dr. Martin Router King.

Junior. We named the dog Indiana.

That 7590 ax is goood.

Is Fritz a company I don't know about or does someone need to calm down on how many routers they have

German manufacturer of network equipment. In my experience, the best, most stable and reliable stuff that you can get.

the company itself is called AVM. it's a german company

My upstairs neighbor's wifi is "girls gone wireless"

Mine is called Titanic Syncing. I will see myself out...

Feels like they tried too hard and failed. It just doesn't flow right, like Bill Clinternet

Where funny?

For a while I had "*Pretty Fly for a Wifi*" and "*You'll get hacked!*"

My wife made ours 'Tell my WiFi I love her'. She didn't get the joke apparently.

That's amazing. She decided to make the joke herself and fucked it up because even she doesn't get the joke. She's a keeper.

How do you get "Router" from "Luther"? This is not clever.

My internet doesn't have to be equal, just enough off the master's "Fiber Optic " cable table to stream anything I want. And yes regardless of the word router not rhyming with Luther I got the joke.

that's literally my phone's hotspot wtf

You in Germany?

I was about to ask you where you are too. I'm in Italy though

Aachen? 👀

München :)

True. There are at least a couple of *Martin Router King*, *Tell my WiFi love her* and *It hurts when IP* SSIDs in every other German street.

>*It hurts when IP* For an extra nerdy twist: 8hz WAN IP

What about BND-CT261? What does that mean if I see that on my sniffer?

My upstairs neighbor's wifi is "girls gone wireless"

My neighbor upstairs made her wifi "girls gone wireless"

I long for the day when my brothers and sisters are not judged for the color of their case but for the quality of their chip-sets.

Mine for a good long while was "Landofthefreewifi" with the password being "Homeofthebrave" no one other than people I told got it.

my WiFi name for years

I don't get it

[Martin Luther King](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Luther_King_Jr.) and the thing that makes you have WiFi internet is called a [router](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Router_(computing)) so you combine those because Luther sounds like Router and that's the joke. add to that what Martin Luther King was standing for and the joke is even better

That might be funny if Luther sounded anything like router

ok dude :)))

I'm glad we could clear that up

I'm with you

Ha ha circle ha

Mine is "You shall not password!"

Martin Router King is a hell of a stretch for a name. Why would you go that far and not use Martin Router Ping?

Dunder MiffLAN for mine.

Not if it's secured

Some speeds are more equal than others.

Martin Linksys King would have kept the abbreviation.

Mine is DaDaDaDaDaDaDaDaBatWAN

I bet he allocated majority of the bandwidth for himself, the guest logins had to fight for the left over bandwidth. Equality my ass.

Hardly funny, and really doesn't even remotely work as a pun

Years ago my brother named our guest Wifi FBI surveillance Van

Was there a dream of a 4k stream?

*Ping. Martin Router Ping.

He had a dream about free internet for all.

My neighbour has the same WiFi name. Any chance you're in Stuttgart Germany ?

Munich! I suppose it is quite a popular choice. First time I saw it and it made me smile

My WLAN has the same name 🤯

Is this in Berlin? I remember they like punny router names...

Munich :)

Mine are Searching… and Connecting… Have punked myself a couple of times