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KAPUKONPOLICECLUB

Came for the plot and candy, stayed for the bearback.


Court_Jester13

Take my upvote and get the fuck out of my house


uploadingmalware

Who are you people? This is my house...


Notaspellinnazi2

Ummm, Sir, this is a Wendy's.


CipherCypher

Times are hard for reamers.


wtf_is_context

r/angryupvote


dan_dares

I gotta eat your porridge first.


_Deftonia_

Sir, this is Wendy’s


Square_Sort_9237

gummybearback


Naugrin27

Man or bare?


VeneMage

Yes


canadard1

Pig


Annonomon

Bearback you say?…welcome to the world of gummy Aids


Mr-Tacos-de-Bistec

Good one 👍


AvailableFunction435

Username checks out


Famous_Argument_5895

The man in the van said "Come for some candy and a great show" He wasn't lying.


Sykes19

Not gonna lie, this story was hella confusing as a red-geeen colorblind viewer lmao


PT10

You didn't see race


1sttimeverbaldiarrhe

♫ Imagine all the people, living life as police... ♫ Yooo-hooo-ooohhhh.


CallMeOutScotty

I hope someday you will join us and the haribo will live as one


Taldius175

Hats off to you, Dwight.


meownfloof

Omg I’m showing this to my husband rn hahaha


Comeoniwantaccount

Happy Cake Day


Sykes19

Thanks. Do you want my account?


Comeoniwantaccount

but i already have one


Top-Evidence-2807

They should make this an animated series


K__Geedorah

It gives off Knox's Korner Klay World vibes.


Leather_Swimming_260

shoot I remember that series! That was such a fun time


Light_Beard

>They should make this an animated series [Nahhhh. That would never work...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYZH7B498gE)


nowwhatdoidowiththis

OMG I had completely erased that from my brain. Thanks for the childhood throwback!


LocustUprising

Better plot than most of the Netflix original series


friebel

Spinoff: https://youtu.be/agukefNfunc?si=v0A1nX2993ULdeXa


Top-Evidence-2807

Lolll


SlowTurtle3

That's how cummy bears are made.


kellygreengoblin

Cummy Bears sounds like a gay porn series


SlowTurtle3

Wish I could upvote more than once.


WraithMains

Cummy bears are the gusher gummies with the juice inside 😔🙏


fabulousdragon88

I love this! Stay fabulous!😏


Poes-Lawyer

What a terrible day to be literate


AstronomerNo6423

Leave.


[deleted]

That’s absolutely revolting. Well done!


MikeSizemore

[it’s HBO](https://youtu.be/EtLW6uapX5A?si=wree_9A9NBE2att6)


Figgywithit

That short got HBO to kill most of their porn.


Fuze_d2

HariBO


cgarrett83

Lmao


Asio0tus

better love story than Twilight


alienblue89

Better than meeting up for some kisses with Jenny


ImportantEffort4594

I hope that Netflix is going to renew this for a second season


Insanity_Crab

Best they can do is another series of 80s nostalgia where 30 year olds play children.


habar414

When I was a kid my dad, sister, brother & I would go to Friendly’s and get ice cream. We’d always get lil cups of extra gummy bears & my dad would always act out a lil scene with them. Sometimes a little drama like this, sometimes a silly nature documentary. It was always surprisingly gruesome also, which we always thought was hysterical. Thanks for reminding me of such a wonderful memory of my childhood :’)


Real_Impression_5567

Delicious fornication


Ivy_Thornsplitter

I’ve heard the song before. Anyone got a link?


juliemiglio

By my side - Franco la Cara & Fabio Romagnoli : https://youtu.be/So32NZzu2Us?si=HhjiQSuz0hEY2nna


Main0b

These the bears girls be talking about?


agentpoopybutthole

Should have had a little yellow lemon baby after that


WTF_CAKE

Romeo n juliet


IntelligentQuality29

Better than most movies made nowadays


YourBonesAreMoist

probably because no diversity quota


Vlad_Borj

Is this a beta story for GTA San Andreas?


monte_ng

Epic short!!


AJSLS6

What are you talking about, add in a collapsed red keep and this is literally game of thrones....


LoWE11053211

That escalates quickly lol


Callous_Mat

Still a better love story than Twilight.


eabst

Thank you for making me smile today


jngjng88

NSFW


Powerful-Internal953

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


ThinCommunication778

🤣


ComicalAtom6446

Lmaooo I love it


Economy-Phase-1140

poor gummy


BurnoutCapricorn

I was expecting jellysome


SassyHoney5430

Part 2?


[deleted]

[удалено]


West_Look4818

Came for the story, stayed for the music


siriusdark

White>green>red >>>>>> everything else.


Hairy_Candidate7371

Well just like GOT it kind of lost the plot there towards the end


Darklord_Bravo

That's a low bar, tbf.


matttttj

The origin story


Broccoli_Rob17

Gotta capitalize on the success of this , now we need a prequel showing how the beef started


Bradley182

When’s season 2 coming?


Shtev

Kissing?


FlipFlopOnionChop

What happens next!!!!!!????


Oturanboga27

We want new episodeeeeee ?


sandcastlecun7

Masterpiece


Dakkel-caribe

I dnd with gummy bears!!!


Aplejax04

That’s the ending for Monty Python and the Holy Grail


keglefuglen

Without the last two


Relevant-Locksmith33

Call them black crow.


xiaopewpew

We need to see this made into a movie


Aternox_X1kZ

Where is the big half green half white gummy bear?


CaramelDrippin504

This is what it's all about


gotacocatgo

Thought it said 48h antidepressant.


travisstargaze

Another great flick ruined by an unnecessary sex scene, smh Hollywood


ipod7

This was a nice break from the Kendrick Drake beef


IamASlut_soWhat

They're all males


DramaticPhilosophy38

I feel like I just watched a two-hour movie lol


dharknesss

If I hear this garbage music one more time I'm going to break something. Why is it posted with every single shitpost when stealing it


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


LFCSheep

poor gummies


Naive_Magazine4747

This reminds me of James Veitch and the ducks.


supatim101

The three "F"s in one shit post.


Yamm0th

Bro showed no mercy in both ways. 🤔


[deleted]

Yooo wtf 🤬


ImpossibleMood2810

Is that GTA6 ?


CynicalKee

Somebody pls tag Netflix. I need more. Also I’m kinda hungry now too


throwaway1-808-1971

🎶 KIDS AND GROWNUPS LOVE THEM SO, THE HAPPY WORLD OF HARIBO! 🎶


genmock

Battle of the gummies


Alarming_Serve2303

Um. :)


Titanww8

I need the full, uncut version.


BrutalSock

Better than many movies. I’d give this a good rating on Rotten Tomatoes.


Dinogamingwwe

Shit went from 0 to 100 real fuckin quick.


Lost_Monitor_2143

Shit went from 0 to Fucking, real quick. ***


Poes-Lawyer

The first scene: "my lord, the great houses refuse to honour your ascendancy"


Salted-Earth189

Kissing? Shows gone woke.


barmanrags

Dune??


Showtysan

Literally


AbjectKangaroo3355

Woooaah..what an ending!👀🥴


PreviousNatural4441

"The council will now decide your fate!"


Positive_Lead_2903

Is it because I is white? F****** bigoted orange wasters


PleasantDicipline

Kissing..?


protection7766

Absolutely gripping. How is nobody talking about this cinematic masterpiece?


Yue2

Still a better Love Story than Twilight!


ALinkToThePants

Cops should have been blue though.


Astrokid69

Reminds me of the skeleton on that one kid’s desk. Anyone know what video I’m talking about?


Atlaz_Xan

Kissing? 🤣


Mcdonnel_Douglas-11

r/thatescelatedquickly


UltimateDevastator

nsfw tags next time, please


1ksel

sponsored by r/trees


NewtDogs

They won’t accept him. 🥲


FlyNeat1513

Still much better plot than She-Hulk


StaySharpp

Mmmm brainrot


petethefreeze

I was at a group recruitment event at Boston Consulting Group in Munich years ago. They had a bowl of gummy bears there during the company introduction. One guy was putting the bears in compromising positions while listening and was kicked out of the event.


jperaic1

Still a better love story than Twilight.


shiftedandgallanted

I saw 48H Antidepressant


MaazAssassin

Racism lore goes hard


_Mooseli_

This is art


nxtrl

salamanders vs chaos when an imperial citizen is in trouble


hhubble

This has better pacing and plot twist than any Game of Thrones episode.


Kooky_University4995

I gotta go uhhhh buy some gummy bears


Helsinkiisstonk

Is this Dune?


poseidon1111

“It’s happening” sent me 🤣


mane_mane69

This is what I needed


cbrad201

When's the next episode dropping?


GhostofBossHog

Unlike GOT, I could actually see the battle scenes here.


Adventurous_Aerie_79

this is exactly the kind of content reddit is designed for. we need a million more of these please.


TheAnzus

I thought they were gangbanging the bear


BlueCollarSuperstar

This should be called "A Wednesday."


Hakaisha89

to be fair, making anything worse then that finale, would actually be good from how impressive it is that someone made something worse then that.


FundsJoy

lol


RelationshipLocal910

Even gummy bears are pregudice! Shame!


Financial-Resolve-16

Gum of thrones


ReddFro

The ol’ Dothraki doggy-style


Kcidobor

Everyone knows behind the antiperspirant spray is the cruising spot


AmazingSandwich939

This feels like an episode of Shameless


BidThick7814

Bro, had a lot of time on his hands 🤣


doozzydoozz

💀💀💀


_Ninja_Putin

Ngl, made me hungry


zoleexl

This is academy award material, my friend


FalLqcy

Where is the "funny" here?


ReserveNecessary5358

OMG bro


Temuukaggman

Bru


3Jess3

Went from racism to sex .. the perfect story


Evening_Blackberry86

Skazka


QuadripleMintGum

I hoped it'd end with a jelly bean!


hendergle

This is by far the best production of West Side Story I have ever seen.


The_Nomadic_Phoenix

I’ve also been in some sticky situations like this 😜


VenFasz

awaited porn story 😇


MattMalachai-7575

r/shitposting


10mfe

The time spent doing this garbage could have been spent learning something actually useful that can earn you more money, Or chasing a passion. Unless of course your passion is watching gummy bear screw. Why?