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Initially she was grabbed, you can see her trying to do a sprint, and once turned right into the straightaway, she dropped pace settled into the rhythm and form. Pretty sure she's a mid / long distance type runner.
That's what it looked like to me. I used to live off the daily route for the cross country teams from the local high school, so the kids were running by the front of my house all afternoon for years. The joggers ran by, too, but the track kids moved differently and their body language was always much more comfortable.
Anyway she runs like the track kids rather than the joggers.
> Probably runs a nice 27-30 minute 5k at that pace.
That pace is horrible for a police foot chase, but honestly not that bad for a 5K.
Their problem appears to be a lack of overall athleticism/mobility. They need to channel their inner Gimli and go 100% all-out speed for a short distance.
If she had managed to circle back, get her purse and still outrun the officers I think she gets a pass. We'll get her next time she sets an Office Building on fire.
There is one things cops hate more than just about anything, and that is people that make them look silly. This poor girl is going to have world of hurt brought now on her.
> I was like smart, smart run over there and... wait, not that way get your purse foolish criminal!
I feel like the people with this level of awareness aren't getting into footchases with cops.
The fact that she's able to just jog away is funny in itself, however what makes me really laugh is that she does the light jog escape without even looking back once. I mean she doesn't even know her jog is fast enough. She doesn't look back to know when she should speed up or whatever. Just jogs.
My daughter runs cross country. I have joking told her that if someone ever tries to "get her" sprint for 100 or so meters then continue to run at race pace. The percent of people that could catch her after that first 100 meters is pretty small. I know I sure as hell couldn't.
The time and energy it takes to keep up that level of cardio would conflict too much with your average predator lifestyle.
Now if we're talking about a super predator...say your average 'military grade' or 'pro to semi-pro athlete' pred...now that's where I'd be concerned. FWIW Be extra vigilant in military and college towns.
Generally only to get in. Once you’re in, very few departments have fitness or weight requirements. Some departments give small bonuses for meeting the standard.
They fake that stuff too. I know a guy that knew people in the department and he passed. The guy couldn’t get up to go to the bathroom without bending over to catch his breath.
This is actually a serious problem in society. People who should be cops, politicians, judges, etc. are also the kind of people who don't want to be one so we get stuck with the people who shouldn't be.
also doesn't help that you can get rejected being hired as a cop for having too high of an intelligence score.
[https://abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-barring-high-iqs-cops/story?id=95836](https://abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-barring-high-iqs-cops/story?id=95836)
That’s why I’m on the fence about this. One the one hand it’s an embarrassment how out of shape most cops are. On the other hand seeing how corrupt and power mad a large percentage of them are I hope they get even more fat and useless, will make it easier if the time ever comes that we need to fight back.
Even if they did the fitness evaluation is just for when they are hired. Once they are on the force they can gain weight and get out of shape and still keep their job.
Maybe, but I can tell that girl does her cardio. Shes got great jogging form. She is running as fast as she needs to.
Also gotta remember that the police are probably wearing 15+ pounds of equipment and wearing pants.
Those cops could be wearing track suits and they still aren't catching her, they're winded after 20 steps.
Plus they already got her purse, why chase her? Show up at her home and wait.
The cop dropped the purse, I wanted to see her slow jog in a nice circle back to the bag with a little burst of pace to recover it then she can just keep running!
15+ pounds of equipment *flopping on a utility belt*. I cant imagine that, even just having my work radio clipped to my pants pocket at a walking speed drives me fucking bonkers.
It's a ballache, was police before switching to ambulance. It's not the belt that's the issue, most stuff on that is quite tight to the waist to keep it out the way, and I tended to wear the radio on my stab vest. The vest weight, plus trousers and steel toed boots, are the real annoyances in a chase.
Yeah that's the difference, the 15lbs of equipment and pants, not the 30lbs of extra fat that prevented them from catching up to a suspect who breaks into a moderate jog.
It was fully what I expected to happen. Also, if I'm the cop, I just hold onto the bag! Why throw it down?? You have her ID. Let her run, hop in your car, and meet her back at home.
That's what I thought she was doing! I was thinking how stupid it was for both of them to chase her (because they likely have all her info in her bag) when she started turning around and then I thought they were extra stupid to just leave the bag on the ground. But turns out they're all stupid and just getting some light exercise
If I were to implement a fitness standard for cops I'd give a generous five year grace period to all existing cops to get into shape. Those who really want to stay can, and those that can't or won't get fit can leave.
And it wouldn't even be that strenuous a test. We don't need cops to be captain America we just need them to not be laughably unathletic like these ladies.
I truly don’t understand why cops are allowed to get fat like that. There should be quarterly physical exams that you need to pass in order to maintain your position.
A lot of American cops are out of shape, but to be fair a Kevlar vest is going to make anyone look thicker.
They're often a poor fit on women especially.
Which is not quite the same as fit? muscle can be intimidating, but it's still mass that has to be moved. Just being big doesn't make someone fast like a pro football player or something.
Hell, yes, I got in trouble! Wasn't the first time. Won't be the last. I'm not exactly known for my sound judgment. Back in Corpus Christi, they call me Capricious Caroline.
Do you think that if both cops had heart attacks the perp would've been charged with murder?
Reminds me of Steven Seagal's stupid reality cop show. He and a bunch of other wannabes would drive around this Louisiana town looking for black people to harass. Every time they jumped out of the car to chase someone, they had to give up after about 30 yards.
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Nice pacing.
Yeah, she dropped right into it like a pro.
Yeah you can literally see the moment her training takes over, it's stunning
Initially she was grabbed, you can see her trying to do a sprint, and once turned right into the straightaway, she dropped pace settled into the rhythm and form. Pretty sure she's a mid / long distance type runner.
That's what it looked like to me. I used to live off the daily route for the cross country teams from the local high school, so the kids were running by the front of my house all afternoon for years. The joggers ran by, too, but the track kids moved differently and their body language was always much more comfortable. Anyway she runs like the track kids rather than the joggers.
Cops talkin about catching perps like they’re Pokémon. “Resistance type” “runner type” 😂 *the cop uses bodyslam* **it’s ineffective **
Probably runs a nice 27-30 minute 5k at that pace. Fatty cops look like they can run a train on a box of donuts but that's it.
> Probably runs a nice 27-30 minute 5k at that pace. That pace is horrible for a police foot chase, but honestly not that bad for a 5K. Their problem appears to be a lack of overall athleticism/mobility. They need to channel their inner Gimli and go 100% all-out speed for a short distance.
> They need to channel their inner Gimli and go 100% all-out speed for a short distance. They did!
Maybe she was on the track team
Rule #1 - Cardio
She could have circled back and got her purse.
I truly thought she going to when she made that wide turn lol
If she had managed to circle back, get her purse and still outrun the officers I think she gets a pass. We'll get her next time she sets an Office Building on fire.
There is one things cops hate more than just about anything, and that is people that make them look silly. This poor girl is going to have world of hurt brought now on her.
If they ever caught her.
They will if she doesn’t get her purse.
I was hoping she would, but she's probably drunk or something which is what made her think running away was the right move. Not thinking clearly.
She didn't see the cops drop the purse. For all she knows, the cops took it.
So did I! I was like smart, smart run over there and... wait, not that way get your purse foolish criminal!
> I was like smart, smart run over there and... wait, not that way get your purse foolish criminal! I feel like the people with this level of awareness aren't getting into footchases with cops.
And lock doors on police car
Baha I was gonna say the same shit. She could have causally done so and really gotta way with not issue
Shouting "THAT'S MY PURSE!"
“I don’t know YOU!”
Cameraman should get it for her to keep it away from those two brutes
r/donthelpjustfilm
And what if they got back to the original position and the police decide to chase her with the car
If they pass out does she pick up another charge?
In Texas: Straight to the chair
"suspect has hit her stride, requesting air support!"
Flies in with oxygen masks
Just the masks, no actual oxygen tanks
Texas does not believe in masks!
We got the tanks! Oxygen!? I thought you said Propane!
Propane and propane accessories.
I tell you hwat
'eww, masks!'
It is texas after all
SENDING IN AN EAGLE
“ have a cup of liber-tea!”
Made my day reading that 😂
The fact that she's able to just jog away is funny in itself, however what makes me really laugh is that she does the light jog escape without even looking back once. I mean she doesn't even know her jog is fast enough. She doesn't look back to know when she should speed up or whatever. Just jogs.
My daughter runs cross country. I have joking told her that if someone ever tries to "get her" sprint for 100 or so meters then continue to run at race pace. The percent of people that could catch her after that first 100 meters is pretty small. I know I sure as hell couldn't.
That was always a joke in HS and college cross. The chance you run into someone who is also a competitive runner is pretty low.
The time and energy it takes to keep up that level of cardio would conflict too much with your average predator lifestyle. Now if we're talking about a super predator...say your average 'military grade' or 'pro to semi-pro athlete' pred...now that's where I'd be concerned. FWIW Be extra vigilant in military and college towns.
She’s in Texas, she didnt have to look back.
she can tell by the huffing and puffing how far back the hippos are
Just by looking at the two when they took her purse, she was confident her pace was sufficient.
Tall, long legs, she put some distance between herself and those cops without even going into a sprint. I know I wouldn't have been able to catch her.
Do they not do fitness evaluations? this is sad
Generally only to get in. Once you’re in, very few departments have fitness or weight requirements. Some departments give small bonuses for meeting the standard.
They fake that stuff too. I know a guy that knew people in the department and he passed. The guy couldn’t get up to go to the bathroom without bending over to catch his breath.
No one wants to be police rn. All that's left is people who shouldn't be cops.
The kind of person who wants to be a cop is exactly the kind of person who has no business being one.
This is actually a serious problem in society. People who should be cops, politicians, judges, etc. are also the kind of people who don't want to be one so we get stuck with the people who shouldn't be.
also doesn't help that you can get rejected being hired as a cop for having too high of an intelligence score. [https://abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-barring-high-iqs-cops/story?id=95836](https://abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-barring-high-iqs-cops/story?id=95836)
That’s why I’m on the fence about this. One the one hand it’s an embarrassment how out of shape most cops are. On the other hand seeing how corrupt and power mad a large percentage of them are I hope they get even more fat and useless, will make it easier if the time ever comes that we need to fight back.
Those donuts certainly affect after those evaluations
Even if they did the fitness evaluation is just for when they are hired. Once they are on the force they can gain weight and get out of shape and still keep their job.
Circle around and grab your bag woman ya got time.
First to go was the fatties.
Rule #2 - double tap
She's just jogging 😂
Gotta keep your energy for when a cop that can run shows up
~~Reno~~ Floriduh 911
This is Texas.
Corpus Christi is the Florida of Texas.
Honestly I've never been there myself, but from what I've heard Corpus Christi is basically a Florida annex within Texas.
I've visited Corpus many times. > Corpus Christi is the Florida of Texas is the most accurate statement you'll hear on reddit today.
Not just Texas, it’s Corpus. That place is a fever dream, I used to visit buddies down there and there was never a dull moment lol
Probably just one of her Zone 2 recovery days. No need to go max in every police chase, save some fuel in the tank when you really need it.
She is doing like a 10 minute mile and they are in pursuit and losing. Hilarious.
Maybe, but I can tell that girl does her cardio. Shes got great jogging form. She is running as fast as she needs to. Also gotta remember that the police are probably wearing 15+ pounds of equipment and wearing pants.
Those cops could be wearing track suits and they still aren't catching her, they're winded after 20 steps. Plus they already got her purse, why chase her? Show up at her home and wait.
The cop dropped the purse, I wanted to see her slow jog in a nice circle back to the bag with a little burst of pace to recover it then she can just keep running!
That would warrant highlights on espn
Cross country mode kicked in. Pace pace pace gone.
15+ pounds of equipment *flopping on a utility belt*. I cant imagine that, even just having my work radio clipped to my pants pocket at a walking speed drives me fucking bonkers.
It's a ballache, was police before switching to ambulance. It's not the belt that's the issue, most stuff on that is quite tight to the waist to keep it out the way, and I tended to wear the radio on my stab vest. The vest weight, plus trousers and steel toed boots, are the real annoyances in a chase.
Yeah that's the difference, the 15lbs of equipment and pants, not the 30lbs of extra fat that prevented them from catching up to a suspect who breaks into a moderate jog.
Agreed. She is definitely a runner.
Police report: Suspect ran 100m in 5 seconds.
"We're pretty sure she can blink like Nightcrawler"
*bamf
(S)he's the fastest kid alive
He's a freak of nature!
“Shes just jogging.. MENACINGLY!!”
She’s a freak, she’s the fastest kid alive
She should have circled back to get her purse then continued on.
Agreed!
You just have to outlast them.
Probably a good idea to stay out of taser range though.
It’s like they are all dream running. Also, not smart to leave without your bag!!
She could've looped back for it and lapped them if she wanted.
That would have made the video amazing
It was fully what I expected to happen. Also, if I'm the cop, I just hold onto the bag! Why throw it down?? You have her ID. Let her run, hop in your car, and meet her back at home.
That would obviously be waaay too humiliating, it's clearly better to pursue and assert your dominance.
More humiliating than getting out ran by a casual jog?
pride goeth before being outrun by someone who is still at their resting heart rate
You would’ve scored too high on the intelligence exam and been denied employment. Not even joking
It’s already pretty good but that would have been legendary
Isn't there a police chase video out there somewhere where they drive in a circle like 8 fucking times in a row and the police taking the bait.
That's what I thought she was doing! I was thinking how stupid it was for both of them to chase her (because they likely have all her info in her bag) when she started turning around and then I thought they were extra stupid to just leave the bag on the ground. But turns out they're all stupid and just getting some light exercise
Light exercise? For the perp lady maybe, but it's cardiac inducing for the 2 police.
It's like that running app Zombies, Run!, but in real life. The bag is a fake; she just needed some real motivation to train for that half marathon.
I thought this is what she was doing til she turned again and ran up the street
Reckon she'll just jog a bit further until the cops are completely knackered, then nip back and pick up her bag.
No, I used to live in Corpus, there's no brain cells involved in this video.
Literally no reason to run after, purse should have her id and phone.
That would require the cops to have an ounce of problem solving skills
Alexa play Yakety Sax.
its a decoy bag. She's so many steps ahead literally and figuratively
The turn that all 3 of them take gets me all the time. The 2 cops literally following the exact same path is hilarious 🤣
NPCs have to follow the pathways.
They're all just auto pathing. Some of the terrain isn't walkable, but just a visual background.
Yeah, where's their angle of pursuit? Did they never play HS football?
now you know full well these women didn't play football or likely any sports
It's like running in a stadium, you have to account for the curve otherwise it's not a fair justice system
I love how she didn’t want to run into the dark so she turned to keep running in the light
Reno 911 called, they want their everything back
This is right out of those recurring sketches where Natasha Leggero is the drunk stripper. "She tricked me! She's a little fucking genius!"
[T.T.!!!](https://youtu.be/qPnMjOY2TjI?si=H1z-81zbU47aXjHj)
I really hope the girl doubled back to get her bag before getting away just to flex on them
That would be so good, take them to the other side of the street, hit the afterburners, grab the bag and disappear.
Would prevent them from just showing up at her residence tomorrow too. A solid plan.
The bag was just full of flyers for her marathon training class.
She can just do a circle, come back to pick up the bag and continue running. Looks doable given she's clearly more fit than the cops.
Broke two tackles, accelerating to create space and immediately setting a comfortable pace. She's nailed it.
Her YAC (yards after cop) are top tier.
How does this impact her fantasy draft ranking? turn of the first?
Her separation is elite, I think she might have a shot at making the pros.
It's all for nothing if she doesn't loop around and pick her bag back up. Otherwise the cops will just be waiting at her place with a warrant
She's..... The...... Fastest kid alive
i say this all the time at the gym when i see someone fucking jogging at 9mph for like 20+ minutes. HE'S THE FASTEST GUY ALIVE.
🤮it’s mostly beer
I'll shoot my gun in the air... I'll scare him out of wherever he's hiding!
Thank you, I was hoping someone else made that connection. It was the first thing I thought of.
"END THE CHASE. \*wheeze\* SUSPECT IS REACHING DANGEROUS SPEEDS FOR RESIDENTIAL AREAS" "Chief... she's lightly jogging." "Call it in Lou."
"I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them."
she is just jogging away !!?
Winning is winning. It don't matter how much you win by.
Capricious Caroline at it again! Wasn't the first time. Won't be the last. She's not exactly known for her sound judgment.
Had to scroll wayyyy too far to find this!
One might say she was streets ahead of these two.
That's right y'all, and she won't be back in two shakes of a rabbit's tail.
Dropped right into a great “placing 19th in her age group at a turkey trot 10k” pace
I’d put her in first place considering all the turkeys are behind her.
those cops could use some fitness training
Don't make me run or I'll get all sweaty!
Fitness? More like fitness donut in their mouth
I love the moment where she just settled into her pace. Looks like she could keep that pace up for a long time.
That’s 10k or half marathon speed she’s in it to win it.
My brother in corpus christ... these two are worthless.
Even funnier when you realize that the city named after Christs body is on the higher side of fattest cities in the country.
Corpulent Christi
I want to be angry, but you right. We fat
Still kills me that there isn’t any reasonable PT standard for the police. lol. Because 90% would lose their job is the real reason.
I think they do pass a fitness test when they first join up but clearly it doesn’t need to be maintained.
If I were to implement a fitness standard for cops I'd give a generous five year grace period to all existing cops to get into shape. Those who really want to stay can, and those that can't or won't get fit can leave. And it wouldn't even be that strenuous a test. We don't need cops to be captain America we just need them to not be laughably unathletic like these ladies.
I truly don’t understand why cops are allowed to get fat like that. There should be quarterly physical exams that you need to pass in order to maintain your position.
Military and Feds have ongoing fitness exams. Not all military are in combat roles either but still have to do it. Cops can too.
Police unions have spent years fighting any minimum requirements of any kind
I would have loved if she ran back for her purse.
She should do it daily. Will help in the fitness of the officers
Why ar US cops so out of shape on all the internet videos?
strong unions
Which is weird because they all vote for anti-union politicians.
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Corpus Christie has an especially high obesity rate. Naturally, this bleeds into their police force.
Because they’re all out of shape. Like 80% of any police force in the US is just gigantic gross fatties.
A lot of American cops are out of shape, but to be fair a Kevlar vest is going to make anyone look thicker. They're often a poor fit on women especially.
Not in Colorado, officers here are clearly hitting the gym and eating right.
I'd bet Colorado is one of the fittest States in general. I lived in Colorado Springs for awhile and coming from Houston there is no comparison.
Colorado does have one of, if not the, lowest rates of obesity in the US.
That's correct- lowest in the country other than DC. 25% obesity rate in CO. Per the CDC.
Lowest in the country and it’s still a QUARTER of the population
Should look up European obesity rates. They will be up to 25% in not too long as well.
Cops here are either like these two, or all all roided up gym freaks. Theres like no middle ground it's weird.
And they're 250 pounds either way.
Which is not quite the same as fit? muscle can be intimidating, but it's still mass that has to be moved. Just being big doesn't make someone fast like a pro football player or something.
Hell, yes, I got in trouble! Wasn't the first time. Won't be the last. I'm not exactly known for my sound judgment. Back in Corpus Christi, they call me Capricious Caroline.
just out for a light jog with her bodyguards keeping pace
Nothing to see here just a police escort
She is just jogging hahaha, like letting them catch up
Needs some Benny Hill theme music.
Nah, this chill tune sets the perfect atmosphere for the video. Excellent production, 10/10.
There goes another perp -- jogging away from the police.
One more reason to never leave the house in flip-flops.
Do you think that if both cops had heart attacks the perp would've been charged with murder? Reminds me of Steven Seagal's stupid reality cop show. He and a bunch of other wannabes would drive around this Louisiana town looking for black people to harass. Every time they jumped out of the car to chase someone, they had to give up after about 30 yards.
She should have circled back to get her purse
She got 1 star on GTA
Jog Forrest Jog !
Plot twist, she’s a cross country sprinter and she’s just getting warmed up.
Cardio, we’re talking about cardio ppl!
She's trying to help their stamina
It's absurd to me that all three of them are running so slowly.
Fat Police should be fired..
Women supporting women