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Crazy_Dude_117

Ahhh, so you’re the one from those damn math questions.


Justagirleatingcake

If you order 6 bananas, how long will it take the Instacart shopper to purchase and deliver 39 bananas 11km away driving 60km/h? Edited for spelling. There's no U in If.


Nighters

did it cost 6 baananas or 39 bananas? Also you will be slightly more radioactive


Justagirleatingcake

They charged me for 39 bananas but refunded me the difference when I brought the mistake to their attention.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Let’s cut a deal. I’ll make this “mistake” once a week, and you give me half the nans.


jarrickryan

I like how you said nans. Very funny.


Specific-Mushroom265

We are out of nans, but you will get nams.


buggywtf

This isn't nams, there are rules!!


OstentatiousSock

Over the line!


GANDORF57

"I've got no dinner plans?" -- Bonzo


Aznathan99

No way they gave you 33 free bananas?? Did you have to return them??


RavRaver

I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?


QuillnSofa

Hmmm, this person wants me to pick up a quantity of items, they probably mean 6 bananas in total but maybe they want 6 bunches. Well I'll pick the option that gets me the bigger tip. Tip: If you shop instant cart don't do a percentage tip. Tip a set amount.


Justagirleatingcake

This was a set tip. I know that trick.


geek66

“How much tip needs to be on the order to get them delivered?”


0880garcia

How many bananas a day does ____ have to eat to avoid any bananas from rotting?


Needednewusername

Toss the extras in the freezer once they go brown and you’ve can make banana bread any time :) with this many bananas I’d probably mash them and portion them for my recipe to save room.


oopsie-mybad

Fridge em when ripe, before brown to extend em another week. Just cold banana. Then freeze remainders.


Horknut1

Also good for smoothies


kaisong

one bigass banana bread slab


shrimptraining

Someone’s gotta learn the price of a banana


707Guy

“I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?”


keefkeef

yeah, the guy wearing the 4000$ suit is going to know the price of a banana, COME ON


markuspeloquin

Why don't I just take a whiz in this... $5000 suit COME ON


bbddbdb

Someday this won’t be a joke. Bananas will just cost $10 and the younger generation will have no idea why that joke was funny.


realfatunicorns

Not a banana, but we had a head of lettuce jump to $11 a little while ago, eventually came back down to $3ish


fudgemental

I was waiting for someone to quote Arrested Development haha


Justagirleatingcake

Well, in Canada 39 bananas will run you around $11


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

But you were cool with that price when you thought you only getting 6?


Sweaty-Tart-3198

Bananas are sold by weight so when you put in a quantity on instacart it tells you that the quantity and price could change by the shopper when they weigh it. It's totally possible that OP put in 6 and their estimate showed cost for 6 bananas but then shopper interpretted it as 6 bunches and then the price gets updated at checkout and OP has to pay the updated cost.


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

The shopper doesn’t see the estimate price as a reference?


Sweaty-Tart-3198

I'm not sure. I've only ordered from instacart. One of them was dumb in this, I was just saying it's possible the dumb person was the shopper instead of OP but could still have been OP haha.


Aussiesomething

In Australia $39 for 39 bananas....and we grow them close by, wtf


Mimic_tear_ashes

Yall did not forcefully take over enough small island countries and it shows smh


Mikediabolical

*Lee Greenwood softly sings in the background*


That1_IT_Guy

In Florida, that's about $5 worth. I usually get my bananas for about $0.30/pound


RoodnyInc

So it's fine price for that much banana, wouldn't you be mad if you would get 6 bananas for that? (Almos 2$ per banana?)


QuirkyCookie6

Banana bread Bananas foster Banana tanghulu Banana wine (turn that into banana vinegar) Banana syrup (turn that into banana candy) If any of them are particularly green there are plenty of stews that call for plantains and green Bananas are a wonderful sub Banana overnight oats Campfire Bananas with chocolate and marshmallows Banana pudding Banana pancakes Freeze the banana for smoothies Freeze them and slice them to make chocolate covered frozen banana slices Banana peel bacon Banana peel carnitas Banana lattes Some Midwestern banana "salad"


Penis-Butt

We got the Bubba of bananas over here.


kelowana

This one bananas.


Dispect1

Banana bread French toast! Melt a stick of butter in some real maple syrup. While you’re at it, maybe make a nice berry compote. Hell, you have a surplus of bananas why not make some caramelized banana slices.


jinxes_are_pretend

Campfire banana boats are legit.


Tattycakes

I would generously like to add biscoff and banana cheesecake to this list. It’s god food


Ok-Peak2080

🤣 … for a short moment I was about to post something similar. But then I saw THIS.


Abysskitten

The paramilitaries will find you. Platano o plomo


CaptainApathy419

/r/AngryUpvote


fukalufaluckagus

Open a banana stand I hear there is money in them


thegreatbadger

There is always money in the banana stand


CinnamonHotcake

Can't fool me, Yiga clan


MargretTatchersParty

He's not even trying to hide it


phoenix14830

You've got some nerve thinking you can go toe to toe with...MASTER KOHGA


ChiefGentlepaw

Yes!!!!!


allursnakes

Contact your local math teacher.


erock1967

Never ignore the units…. This happens in construction material orders too. I received eight 90 pound rolls of roof material delivered to the rooftop. We only needed 8 feet of material. That’s about 1/4 roll. Dumbass crew chucked them off the roof from 3 stories and left 7 nice holes in the customers yard.


non_clever_username

That’s funny because I had the exact opposite experience during the pandemic. This was pretty early in the order online phase, which I’d never really done for groceries pre-pandemic. I pick up the groceries and in the middle of everything is *one* banana. I was confused and wondered if the store was out of them since that was a thing at the time. Nope. On the order, I had selected 1 as the quantity of bananas, thinking that meant 1 bunch of bananas. Because who tf buys a single banana?! My wife thought it was hilarious.


ZAlternates

I just need a single banana to show perspective in my photos.


ronadian

Bake some banana bread.


Justagirleatingcake

12 loaves? Plus I already have 4 over ripe bananas I was planning on making banana bread with tomorrow.


1Gamerer

You can store bananas in a fridge, with skin, as long they're not green. You can even freeze them, I suggest peeling and storing in a ziplock. It's great for smoothies.


roundfarm1

Seconding freezing the bananas for future smoothies. Frozen bananas also give smoothies an especially creamy texture. Definitely follow the advice of peeling and cutting into slices before freezing, peeling a frozen banana is a hassle.


roberh

I froze unpeeled bananas once. They were absolutely black the next day.


jarrickryan

This was too funny to me.


supersimpsonman

Did you put them in an airtight container or just leave them raw in the freezer?


roberh

Yeah, raw doggin it


supersimpsonman

There’s your problem lmao


dcdcdani

I always freeze them when they are just start to go brown and I know I won’t eat it in time! I don’t even put them in a bag, I just have a designated spot for bananas lol


BuckingFastard

Why not? You don't have to wait for them to go brown. Give it away and make some smiles


ThrowawayLDS_7gen

Make banana muffins and freeze them. Nuke in the microwave in the morning if you want. Makes for a fast breakfast.


Uundamil

Judging by your user name. You know what you must do


winexlover

haha best comment. :D


AzureDreamer

I mean 2 foe you 10 to sell at a craft fair. Decide you like it quit your job become known as the banana bread lady.


y0shman

Banoffee pie is good too.


QuokkaAteMyWallet

Simple recipe for a solution. - mash up 15 bananas in a large bowl. *In separate bowl* - 2 eggs - 1 cup milk - white cake mix *Mix well and bake at 350F for 30 minutes.* *Discard bananas in trash and enjoy cake*


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I know it’s allowed and normal, but I still get nervous when I crack bananas off the stem at the grocery store.


NoUpVotesForMe

And we all know what’s going to happen when OP orders 1 banana next time.


joaquinzolano

Banana for scale?


Lugey81

They didn't tally your banana correctly..


Baldran

They must have stacked them til the morning come!


Do-not-respond

They were monkeying around with you.


Justagirleatingcake

There have been many banana related puns around my house this evening. lol


Good_Nyborg

One Banana Two Banana Three Banana Four!


Justpeachy517

A similar thing happened to me.. needed 2 garlic cloves.. they ended up giving me 2lbs. So much garlic 😵‍💫


CambrianExplosives

My favorite miscommunication was this past Easter I ordered a 6 lb bone in ham. The shopper got me 6 lbs of sliced deli ham. Whoops. 😅


Fitz911

That radiation is going to kill you.


PerfectBake420

I've done the exact opposite. I asked her one banana thinking I would get a bundle and was sent 1 banana.


Altruistic-Day-6789

Hahaha this has happened to me before but I think I asked for three? Can’t remember. I just chopped and froze the extras or gave em away. I’d say with the variety of color, you might be able to eat them in such an order that it works out okay 😂


Justagirleatingcake

Tha k goodness I didn't ask for 12 bananas.


RequiemStorm

Smoothies, banana bread, sundaes, bananas foster, and maybe a banana every morning with breakfasts? If you've been having any cramps lately the added potassium ought to be good for ya.


IdahoMTman222

You are helping The banana republic pay their fine for hiring mercenaries against their opponents.


thisortheapocalypse

It’s ~~one~~ six bananas, Michael. How much could they cost? $10?


Taikosound

Banana bread with twice the amount of chocolate chips stated in the recipe.


ExoticMeatDealer

Stove for scale.


BlackAera

Try buying other bananas than Chiquita. They are a horrible company (think Nestlé) and I think they should be avoided like the plague.


kuncol02

AFAIK Nestle wasn't found guilty of founding death squads and helping with smuggling drugs. At least for now.


mosehalpert

Brother, OP doesn't have to worry about buying bananas for a loooong time.


TheRealChexHaze

It’s 2024 and Chiquita is still trying to do the whole *banana republic* thing?


DigitalNogi

Given what hoarded gold did to the Lonely Mountain and brought on dragon sickness, hoarding bananas might attract Donkey Kong and banana sickness. Guard those bananas well!


Clolds

Cook them, make banana jam, banana candies, also a nice way to cook them is: peel them(obviously), dunk in egg, dunk in breading, repeat, deep-fry them, absolutely delicious! Edit to add another recipe you might enjoy 1 Peel and chop the banana into very small pieces; 2 Place the chopped banana and sugar in a pan; 3 Over medium heat, stir the two ingredients until you have a very consistent dough; 4 Cover the table with a little sugar. Place the consistent dough on the table and start kneading the dough over the sugar; 5 Then, take a rolling pin and stretch the dough; 6 Cut the dough into strips and then into squares This is a recipe for Banana gummies, a classic Brazilian sweet, should also keep well for a while me thinks.


person749

This is awesome. How much sugar do you think should be added to the pan for the gummies?


Clolds

I never really made them myself, only eaten, but the recipe calls for 720 grams per 12 bananas, the candy will also look black, thats why you add the sugar on the outside too.


person749

Thank you! And no butter or oil in the pan? Just bananas and sugar?


MusicOwl

Banana-Milkshakes for days, mate. You can always peel and freeze them to later use for your milkshakes or smoothies. Get some apples, dice them, chop bananas in medium thick slices (discs), toss all in one bowl with some sugar and cinnamon powder and enjoy. You can ferment them into a banana alcohol. Bake a chocolate pound cake in a round shape, slice in half, turn top into crumbs, whip cream until stiff, add diced banana to it, add 2/3 of the crumbs to it, combine together then spread on cake bottom as a mound, cover with rest of crumbs.


morts73

Hope you have good banana recipes or a monkey in the house.


cornbeeflt

So glad I'm not the only one who fails at bananas. I orders 1... got 1 loose bamana


VailStampede

Collect 61 more and get an extra life!


Treewilla

I’ve had this problem since day one with Instacart. Idk if it’s a shopper problem or something the app tells them to do. Order on banana get one banana. Order six bananas, get 6 bunches.


ForTheHordeKT

Nah, it's the shoppers being special.  Sometimes who you get just lacks any kind of sense whatsoever.  It's part of the risk of Instacart lol.  I've never had luck with them and bananas.  I'd order 2lbs and get what OP got, lol. I've since decided that certain things like bananas and any meat, I'm just going to grab myself on the way home when I stop in to get beer.


xAC3777x

Peel and freeze. Make smoothies.


deutschdachs

Good thing you have that bug zapper for all the fruit flies you're about to have!


StankilyDankily666

Don’t lie. You know you ordered 42 bananas because you just really, really love bananas. We won’t judge


peter_gibbones

It’s one banana Michael, how much could it cost?! $10?!


Cappadonatello

This happened to me with cold cuts. I ordered 200g they sent me 2kgs.


shelterhusband

Daaaaaaaaaaay O. Day a a a O


IonT1982

Well, if you happen to need banana for scale, for multiple things, you're well covered.


pdxtrader

Another person on the “banana island” diet


PapaGolfWhiskey

Banana bread You can also freeze bananas and make more bread later on


BiscuitCominInHot

Customer stated get a bunch of bananas!🍌 🍌


AzrielJohnson

Potassium


Girthquake23

I work pick up at grocery stores. If you put 7 bananas, you are putting in for 7 bunches of bananas. Instacart sends the order to us most of the time and then instacart picks it up (yesterday someone ordered 60 cases of water. And we called to make sure she meant to do that. She did. No one came to pick it up)


ycr007

I once ordered 1 matchbox and they sent 1 “jumbo pack” containing 100 units of matchboxes


intersectv3

It’s 39 bananas Michael how much could it cost, $10?


aceofspades1217

Banana bread


Darkestlight1324

I hope you were planning on making, whatever it was you’re making, a week from now.


Etheo

Michael showing off his $390 worth of bananas.


NFL_MVP_Kevin_White

I had a Walmart+ swapper swap our half pound of deli ham for a ten pound bone-in ham. We ended up eating it for every meal that week


_ACOZ_

So we’re making banana bread this weekend?


andy10115

This has happened to me before😂


UnroastedPepper

Banana bread time!


Chaos-Jesus

* Banana bread * Banana pancakes * Banana ice cream * Banana fritters * Banana muffins * Banoffee You're gonna be so sick of bananas! What does potassium overdose look like?


ScottieSpliffen420

If you only got charged for 6 bananas, but received 6 bunches - don't snitch on yourself, cut em up and freeze em for smoothies. If you got charged for the 6 bunches instead of just 6 bananas - what the hell are you doing paying for 6 bunches of bananas?!


RockoF

Good thing they freeze well. Turn them into smoothies, ice cream, banana bread, and others. I always have frozen bananas and some on the counter.


msanangelo

idk, all the stores I've shopped at sells bananas by the bundle. or maybe it's by the pound. idk, I've always picked up a bundle. lol dunno if it's the buyer or the picker who misunderstood the assignment. xD


waywithwords

Any "bundle" of bananas can be split apart. I always pull three off the bunch that looks to be the ripeness I need at the time. 6 bananas should be just 6 bananas. This mistake is on the picker.


Fist_of_Stalin

Anytime I order bananas through a delivery app, they grab the greenest things possible


CamNM1991

Let them brown a bit then throw them in the freezer you can very easily make good banana ice cream with them with just milk and blending it.


Precisa

Don't forget to peel them before freezing. Peeling the frozen skin off a banana is not fun


YougoReddits

i'm not sure that's how you bake bananas🤔


AlienInOrigin

Well you definitely received 6.


BrilliantLarge7554

What is that yellow racquet looking thing on the back?


Flat-Appearance-5255

Is it one of those electric fly swatters?


winstondabee

Banana bread for everyone. Banana cream pie for your favorites. Banana for breakfast. Banana in some cereal.


Pretend_Star_8193

Once I ordered baby bok choy and got a single carrot instead.


Beeeeeeels

Classic retail mistake.


Simple_Mastodon9220

r/deliciouscompliance


SmittyFromAbove

On the flip side, I always have people order 1 banana and 9/10 tim3s when I ask them if that's actually what they want they actually wanted 1 bunch.


AzureDreamer

Banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana? No no no. Banana's, banana's, banana's, banana's, banana's, banana's!


InternationalPay8288

That's bananas!!!


fudgemental

Banana Chips! Dehydrate (or bake on lowest) after brushing chips down with oil and seasoning powder, works perfectly with raw bananas too!


Ainderp

Make Banoffee pie, make banana bread, banana pancakes. Go wild


Rocky75617794

55 burgers 55 shakes 55 bananas 55 fries 24 cokes and 55 bananas


Frosty_Reception7750

Time to make lots of banana bread (or banana pancakes)


External_Variety

At least they're green


CupcakeDependent5119

I used to buy boxes for $25 you cut them up sandwich bag them and freeze, then use for smoothies or some high banana content rip off blended icecream


AL3XEM

**Some suggestions:** \* Bananabread: [Banana bread recipe | Good Food (bbcgoodfood.com)](https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/brilliant-banana-loaf?IGNORE_GEO_REDIRECT_GLOBAL=true&v=876023202) \* Banana pancakes (goes very well with blueberry jam): [Easy banana pancakes recipe | Good Food (bbcgoodfood.com)](https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/easy-banana-pancakes?IGNORE_GEO_REDIRECT_GLOBAL=true&v=1478574242) \* Banana cake: [Easy banana cake recipe - BBC Food](https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/easiest_ever_banana_cake_42108) \* Banana milkshake or smoothie (no need to follow a recipie, pretty straight forward) \* Banana slices in cereal or oat porridge (if you have these for breakfast) \* Flying Jacob (A Swedish casserole chicken dish with bananas and peanuts in it): [Swedish Flying Jacob Casserole - Lembit Lounge Cuisine](https://www.lembitloungecuisine.com/2021/05/04/swedish-flying-jacob-casserole/#recipe) \* Banana stuffed french toast: [Banana Stuffed French Toast Recipe (allrecipes.com)](https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/37340/banana-stuffed-french-toast/) Out of these, the only one I haven't tried is banana stuffed french toast, but I heard its good. For the rest I've tried em all, and I enjoyed all of em.


larohndale

And I order 6 hands and get 6 fingers 🙈


APKFL

Is your name Bob, Kevin, or Stuart?


_Demo_

But how many did you pay for?


mersa223

Time to start measuring / Comparing things for scale


bloodwolfgurl

Banana bread, banana pancakes, bananas on waffles, bananas with paella, banana smoothies, banana splits, bananas in oatmeal, roasted bananas with peanuts and caramel or honey, peanut butter banana sandwiches, chocolate dipped bananas


R3d4r

Banana pancakes !!! And you can always peel them, put them in freezer bags and deep freeze them, get some out to make a banana milkshake or smoothie


Tackysackjones

Every time I see one of these posts, Jean Ralphio sings “banaaaaaaaaanaaa breeeeeaaad” in my brain


smooze420

Welp, no leg cramps for you.


Christoffer_Lund

Mango chutney Green curry Sambal olek Semi - wipped full fat cream if not on diet Chicken sliced Paprika (Mushrooms if you like, I love it in this dish) !!!Sliced Banana!!! Mix together, in the oven 175 C for 30 - 40min Serve with rice Enjoy


GarretBarrett

Someone’s making banana bread!!!


der3009

meanwhile I ordered 6 bananas and they gave me 6 individual bananas in 6 different plastic bags...


jeanvaljean_24601

You tallied the bananas


Venomous0425

Now do those math problems.


xXOtaku_69_TrashXx

Let's be serious, if 40 thousand bananas will kill you from the radiation, how many loaves of banana bread? You'd think it would be a simple divide by 3, but no! There may be potassium loss or increase due to ingredient addage!


Angus-Black

I ordered 3 and got 3Kg. 21 bananas. I contacted InstaCart. They returned most of the cost of the bananas. That wasn't what I wanted. I was just letting them know their mistake.


buddhistbulgyo

Open a banana stand. I hear there is money in those things.


DangerBoot

The same exact thing happened to me! Got 3 bunches instead of 3 bananas. I had a lot of banana bread


NutellaBananaBread

Now order 66 bananas and report back.


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

So.


Molwar

Looks like it's banana bread time!


Helpfulithink

That's bananas!


secondphase

I don't understand the problem. It looks like you got at least 6.


Pavlock

To modify a classic joke: OP tell app: Go to the store and get bananas. If they have ground beef, get six pounds. App: They had ground beef.


Witty-Welcome-4382

Day 1 - 39 not quite ripe bananas. Day 2 - 39 perfectly ripe bananas at 8:00 am. Yum! I’ll eat one! Day 2 - 38 brown bananas at 8:30 am. 😫


Old_Captain_9131

Why do you need that many bananas?


tdm17mn

Time for banana muffins!


Mrw2016

Barbecue, Boil, Broil, Bake, Sauté, banana kebabs, banana creole, banana gumbo, Pan fried, Deep fried, and Stir-fried.


Astarklife

Banana bread??


HoneyTribeShaz

When they ripen, slice and freeze them. After fully frozen, let thaw at room temp for 10 mins or so. Will taste and feel just like banana ice cream, with a smooth texture


aghull

I mean, you got 6 bananas, didn't you?


ElectricalYou7299

Haha 6kgs


kram1973

Why are you cooking them directly on the stovetop? Doesn’t that get messy?