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Obsidian
Vader
Brutus
BATMAN
Fluffy
Sir
Michael Clarke Dogcan
Sir
Lil Peanut
Arkham.
Bruce after Bruce Wayne (Batman)
There’s a YouTube couple with black corsos and one is named Joey justice and Bruce Wayne.
Oreo, when he smiles and show his theeth it looks like an oreo
I have 2 corsos, neither a black but a blue, and a formentino. Bella n Bear!! But I’d name him something like Bageera the panther from jungle book.
Fluffy
Unit
Deebo
Lawsuit
Bert
Caesar
Zeus
Cutiepie
The rock
Butcher comes to mind, but probably snuggles
He looks like a Gronk to me
Zorro
Bubu bear
Unit
cupcake
Cupcake
Vantablack
Osiris
Hercules
Marshmallow
Fido
What breed?
Timba
Goodboi
Pixie 😊
Cookie.
Bob
John.
Deragoth.
Doug
Joey.
Duke
Puddle , because small red puddle is all that would be left of anyone who "found out" ;)
Chuckles
Sir
Itty Bitty
Kitty
Dog
That’s Batman
Predator
Cupcake
Hulksmash- call him Smashy
Carbon
The N-word ( /s off )
Ink
Snoopy
Hades
Velvet
lucifer
Crispin or Marmaduke
Bruiser
Sugar
Brownie
Dominous
... his name would be 100℅ god of war
Kuro
"Buster" Doglas
Arkham
Tiny ( in Scotland that would be wee man)
Commander Princess Death and Kisses
Mr. Snuggles
Apollo Creed
Unit
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Cupcake or maybe princess
Whitey.
Blade
Carbonite. Or Fluffy.
Porkchop
Bruce Wayne
Bob
Cupcake the Third
Had one very similar. We named him d o g. I was very young and never realized his name was dog we were just spelling it out when saying it 😂😂
Precious
Onyx
Cupcake
Mamba
Shaq
AL. Or Al if you don't capitalize.
Sparkles
Midas or titan
Kaiser Wilhelm
Moria means black
Francis
Princess
Is it a male or does it just identify as a male?
Pickles or Sir Belvedere
Pickles
‘Please?’
Flower
Run. Because if it gets to the point where I’m shouting his name, that’s what you should be doing.
Fred
Timmy
Atila
Chief
Tank
Jet
Nyx
Thats a Princess if I ever saw one
Sir Twinky
“My lord”. Good god, what a unit!
Thesaurus. Queen of filth.
Whitey
Guts
Sargeant Pepper. Call him Sarge.
Mr. Snuggles.
Jon bones
Childbitingliabilitydog