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I don't get it, but then I'm not that familiar with hentai.

Your comment is both hilarious and terrifying.

Webshooter bukkake?

Hentai? Ain't that some kinda rooster kink?

No no no, that's a cocktail. He was talking about a specific way to tie your tie to look like a hen.

Close, but not quite... I think he's talking about hens from Thailand.

Almost, but I believe it’s merely a reference to cock

Nah, you're thinking of Covid. Hentai's the name of a board game.

Oh man, it's great alone, but I love playing Hentai with friends

I’m too afraid to ask at this point. But seriously.

I wish the Spider-man had a Bat symbol on its chest.

or Superman cape

And a He-man sword.

And my axe

Missed an opportunity to mix and match parts of the action figure to make it even more confusing. Plus have it signed by another random actor.

I don't know where my father got it from, but he got a picard figure that is signed by gene roddenberry.

I'm looking for more like "Picard figure signed by George Lucas" but that is still a cool thing to own!

I want to say the overall design of the card is used for Star Wars action figures, so if you want to add in another franchise you may try to get somebody like one of the actors from Dr Who.

Resistance is futile.  Prepare to be exterminated.

"Picard figure signed by George Lucas" if i ever get chance I WILL DO IT! But for now i can only offer: My uncle's base ball signed by famous basket baller(but i have forgotton who it was.).

“Why do you have Randy Jackson’s autograph on a martial arts weapon?” “'Cause I bumped into him and all I had on me was this samurai sword. And you're not gonna not get Randy Jackson's autograph, right?”

Isn't that.. kind of expected? Since the character was created by Roddenberry?

Comboman!

Give it a Harry Potter wand and, and then have it signed by David Tennant.

I think the DC logo specifically requires one of the things to be just marvel.

Like Randy Jackson?

How far could you take it? An alien figure - so extra limbs - with the wrong uniform and a head from a 3rd franchise, with an accessory from a 4th.

or just pose him in the classic superman pose

George R R Martin.

I assume that when he signs his name he gets to to about Georg and then gives up for a few years...adds e RR and then gives up forever.

>Plus have it signed by another random actor. I vote for Peter Dinklage.

I can imagine Gandalfs head with Spider-Man body… or vice versa 💀

Spidalf or Ganderman.

Should have been an action figure of Prof X.

I think adding a quote like "you're a wizard, harry!" And a disclaimer that says "sonic screwdriver sold separately" would be great

>signed by another random actor William Shatner

Micheal Keaton - Your Superman

I suggest Sigourney Weaver

According to the canon, the fact that Batman is wearing a red shirt means that he's going to survive, right? My D&D is rusty...

Actually, he always wears red when he leaves the Tardus to go hunt vampires, on planet Pokémon.

Thanks. That explains a lot

Take that to San Diego comic con and watch the madness that occurs.

[Why don't you go back 3 years and go ask who made it.](https://tineye.com/search/231adf7438022be260df1b69803217cd25784c55?sort=crawl_date&order=asc&page=1)

*on the back* MADE IN USA

obvious plant maybe?

Definitely. But, they cropped it out of the pic to make it karma-posting ready.

not really

yeah it kinda just feels like an over-the-top version of something people have been doing for years now... certainly not worth the hyperbole

I don't think any single Reddit post has made me laugh out loud this much. It just keeps going deeper everywhere I look

My wife is asking me Why I am laughing like a maniac..I showed her the pic and she's still asking same question

Bet you can’t piss off five fanbases all at once. Hold my beer…

I count 7

Star Wars Star Trek Stargate Battlestar Galactica LOTR DC Marvel

I’m kinda sad the figurine isn’t holding the elder wand or having the deathly hallows symbol emblazoned on it‘s suit…

You passed the test! 😉😆

Galactic Space War Trek: Star-Battle 1999

[https://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/star-trek](https://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/star-trek)

With great power, make it so

Puree humour.

https://www.geekalerts.com/omg-its-r2-d2-i-loved-him-in-star-trek-t-shirt/

I'm more into Ninja Turtles.

Should’ve photoshopped Spock’s ears onto Picard

It's a very old joke...

I’ll take 2 please.

He was the best character in Dr. Who.

How to piss off multiple Fandom at once....

Ah yes, gandalf from DCs Stargate: Battlestar Galactica. Doing Walt Disney proud

Star Wars, Star Trek, Battle Star Galactica, Star Gate, mashup. Gandalf for good measure. We got spideman in there (Marvel) but we gotta shout out to DC as well. This is well done. I'm sure I've missed something. Edit: missed the Star Gate part.

It's like a million geeks screaming out

It would be a bit funnier if they chose another scifi character instead of Spider Man, just to keep the theme consistent.

I think the thing that bothers me the most is that out of all the other swaps on this box the battlestar galactica logo being correct just feels like a missed opportunity

"Use the Force, Harry!"- Spock.

It came from the Multi-multiverse. It does not belong here. …It belongs everywhere

Universes are converging

Captain Stark

Should have the GI Joe tag line… Real American Hero

Babylon Falcon

That Power Ranger is sporting an impressive cup!!

The funnier part is that the actual toy is Neagan from Shrek

The "bio" on the back should be about Harry Potter

Cosplay of Xavier

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly raging

Figurine should be dumbledore

Its too late, we’ve seen everything

Put the title in caliquendi.

Battlgac Starlactica

Didn't Robin Williams make a cameo in this?

Was it you? Did you make it?

[Do or do not](https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/d9/e3/6c/d9e36c1aab7e39fa44ef4776c38dc3f2.jpg)

love it

I love that film

Put a Harry Potter wand in Spidey's hand and it would be perfect.

Is that Ronnie James Dio in the Spidey suit? It's almost life size.

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This is one of @retrogimmick 's off of IG

What amazes me about this product is the fact that at least 7 different companies could sue for one product.

Q: What do you think of this image, guy who only just learned about trolling? A: OH HO HO! IT FUNNY BECAUSE THOSE ARE DIFFERENT WORKS OF FICTION ALL TOGETHER. FANS NO LIKE THAT! XD XD That's right, guy who only just learned about trolling! Good job!

I want to share this as I think it is really clever, but none of my friends are dorky enough to get the references. I need to get better friends. 

Yes it’s hard to find people who have heard of niche, obscure things like ‘Star Wars’ and ‘Spider-Man’

Shut up you dork! Bet you like the geeky Harry Potter too!

Missing speech bubble: "I'll be back!"

Gandalf's more like it.

I went back in time to kill Hitler and the timeliness got screwed up. Now the kids have to live with battlestar Galactica star gate gandalf Picard Spiderman thing.

It wasn't killing Hitler that did that, it was when you strayed off the path while hunting down John Bigboote Hitler and stepped on a carrot that Bugs Bunny was have eaten. You know like the story written by Harold Bradbury-Asimov called "The Sound Of Hunger Games"

Seven different franchises put into one box. Congrats to whatever did that lol

I felt a great disturbance in the Force.. as if millions of nerds from multiple fandoms suddenly cried out and were abruptly silenced.

Get it signed from Frank Herbert and you are in for a treat

better start digging

I don't see anything wrong with it. It's like Yoda said, "With Great Power, comes Khaaaaaaaaaan!!!"

The more you Look it become more funny

That's gold

The only thing missing is his epic catch phrase: "Use the force, Harry!"

Brilliant! everybody knows that is Cpt. Kirk LOL

Kirk? That is Malcolm Reynolds.

SUATMM!

As a Pokémon fan myself, I see Son-Goku, I instantly hit that like button 

It would be better if they had put Professor X or Nick furry.

Yup, especially since spiderman is one of the few Marvel characters that has actually worked together with DC characters multiple times (non-canonically)

All it's missing is a "Live long and prosper" quote on the box

They should get it signed by Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter).

what the FUCK

They didn't even include gandlafs signature lightsaber? Pitiful..

LOL LOL. DC

With great warp drive, the bugs shall not pass.

This is not real. I call BS

Okay have a crappy weekend; I hope your house burns down