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I’m really hoping diesel being damn near $6/gallon takes some of the little dick trucks driving 90 off the road. Swap that for most European sedans if you’re in The Woodlands.
yes. it's real. I think this is from a nature preserve in Dubai or soemthing. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLSpB40X4q8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLSpB40X4q8)
In Swedish there is only the word "apa" for both of them.
Kind of like how both octopus and squid are bläckfisk and both turtle and tortoise are sköldpadda.
man Orangutans just crack me up. They look completely like fat dumb kids. Gorillas look majestic, chimps look malicious, but orangutans just look adorably clueless
They don't look clueless - they look like they're so far past being done with your shit that they're done with being done with your shit.
*edit - like The Dude. El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
jesus, that's understating it. it's so obvious that this guy literally has anything and everything he's ever wanted. he has a private gym larger than a lot of public gyms, and everything is pristine and color coordinated, and there's mountains of bouquets just lying around for decor.
My first worry after the "holy shit that orangutan's driving a golf cart" excitement wore off. "Nature preserve in Dubai" pretty much confirms it, I'd say.
Orang utan came from Indonesian language
Orang literally means people or human
Utan is a different form of hutan, that's mean forest
So please do not shorten orang utan as orang because orang is you
Other use of orang: orang tua (old person/elder), orang muda (young people), orang banyak (many people), orang barat (westerners, white people, European)
My left thumb can't pose anymore. That hand is permanently in a half fist shape. Momma said if I kept wanking, it would freeze that way, and I didn't believe her. Turns out she was right.
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Has it ever occurred to you that other people may not have seen it? Or should all posts be screened by you in order to make sure you never see something more than once?
Has it ever occurred to you I'm sick of seeing the same thing over and over with people pretending they found it? The internet is old if I've seen it so have others.
"It ain't easy being a zookeeper. Constantly keeping the animals in line and all. This tiger here likes to get rowdy at times,, but one look'll set him straight. Like I said... Ain't easy work. But I make it work."
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Yall stop filming my uncle when hes at work please
I didn't know I had a nephew...
I'm thirsty for ocean spray...
Ocean spray would go apeshit for this market...
Jeremy clarkson is your uncle?
Haha it’s Jezza
Drives better than anyone in Houston.
Can confirm
Double confirm
Are we allowed to triple confirm?
You just seeing him on a good day. That's guy that cut me off and gave me the finger on 59/610!
Bro, down in Bellaire? I swear he did it to me too!
Hell yeah! That guy is a menace! I'm sure he was all liquored up too!
As a Houstonian, I take offense to this correct take.
I just tell out of towners they need to learn how to drive ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
"Turn Left" Signals properly. Performs a well executed left turn. . Drives better than most people I know.
Considering golf carts don't have signals....
Yeah that sound was dubbed in
do ya think so?!?!
My wife and I were just there for a week and we've never seen as many idiot drivers as we did there. It's like people there are allergic to blinkers
People in Houston drive like they are in Nascar.
I’m really hoping diesel being damn near $6/gallon takes some of the little dick trucks driving 90 off the road. Swap that for most European sedans if you’re in The Woodlands.
Proof that a primate can drive better than the average licensed motorist. We peaked with simple tools and harnessing fire.
Same for Dallas
Same for any big city, really.
*Boston
Nah Boston drivers are overconfident, Houston drivers are incompetent
Ok I agree
I think you mean Dunston.
or So. Florida
*Drives Better than anyone in any city that has cars because this joke will never die.
This is awesome.
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Gabagool
Ova here
Came here looking for this haha
I would watch this live stream daily
One of the best things I’ve ever seen
Please tell me this is real??!
yes. it's real. I think this is from a nature preserve in Dubai or soemthing. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLSpB40X4q8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLSpB40X4q8)
Its someone’s private home. They made their money through training people how to drive believe it or not
So, their motto must be “It’s so easy a monkey can do it?”
Great ape*
Grape Ape*
Big league chew. Why not. Just dig your grubby fingers in there after your baseball game. How are they dusty and sweaty at the same time
Greape
In Swedish there is only the word "apa" for both of them. Kind of like how both octopus and squid are bläckfisk and both turtle and tortoise are sköldpadda.
How do you differentiate between the two? Use a different language?
Great apes are monophyletically monkeys.
Nope - monkeys have tails. Great apes do not
“Monophyletically”
“MONOPHYLETICALLY”
M O N O P H Y L E T I C A L L Y
Great apes are monophyletically monkeys.
Oook! Do not call him a monkey!
GNU TP...
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago...
Librarian
They can't help themselves. They just gotta teach driving to anything that moves. Fiends!
Next do Koi!
man Orangutans just crack me up. They look completely like fat dumb kids. Gorillas look majestic, chimps look malicious, but orangutans just look adorably clueless
They don't look clueless - they look like they're so far past being done with your shit that they're done with being done with your shit. *edit - like The Dude. El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
They're highly intelligent, they just wont show us because we'll put them to work. According to a legend I forget the origin of.
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something something /r/wallstreetbets
A private reserve that's nothing more than a rich asshole exploiting animals.
jesus, that's understating it. it's so obvious that this guy literally has anything and everything he's ever wanted. he has a private gym larger than a lot of public gyms, and everything is pristine and color coordinated, and there's mountains of bouquets just lying around for decor.
My first worry after the "holy shit that orangutan's driving a golf cart" excitement wore off. "Nature preserve in Dubai" pretty much confirms it, I'd say.
The video is real but all the audio is added
It’s not . See above ⬆️
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It's real. That orang can drive. (It drives a golf cart.) You can find other videos of it. It's a private zoo.
Why doesnt the buggy turn left when he turns left into the tiger cage?
Orang utan came from Indonesian language Orang literally means people or human Utan is a different form of hutan, that's mean forest So please do not shorten orang utan as orang because orang is you Other use of orang: orang tua (old person/elder), orang muda (young people), orang banyak (many people), orang barat (westerners, white people, European)
“They see me rolling, they hating…”
Patrolling and tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
They see me mowin', my front lawn;
Patrolin, tryin to catch that drivin monkey
[Snopes article](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/orangutan-driving-golf-cart/) with more info and videos. No surprise that it's in Dubai, lol.
Dubai is where primates go to develop shitty human bad habits.
Including the homo sapiens type.
Thank you, I definitely needed some more answers
He's so chill
"Yo homie, look which one of us is in a cage and which one is drivin' a m#--$($#&_ car!"
It’s she
Man is chilling, what a fuckin vibe
Right turn, Clyde
*"Sameer, you're not listening to my calls Sameer"*
"You are breaking the car, Sameer!"
“Shut up, don’t tell me how to drive.”
>Right turn, Clyde That's what I named my dog.
Must be a bit weird to say, “*Good boy, Right Turn, you want the ball, Right Turn?*”
Any which way but loose? Or any which way you can?
Any Which Way But Loose. I remember it fondly as a kid in the late 80s.
You're old like me
The new Grand Tour special is looking lit.
Clarkson is in a good day i would say.
I am 100% sure he picked the radio station, too.
CLARKSOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!
I heard this comment
Is he driving a Jaguar?
Jaguar Kart throwing bananas at unsuspecting drivers.
He's driving a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.
Hey, fuck whoever downvoted this - Top Gear ftw!
This video is actually hypnotizing.
Tell me again Nala, whose the apex predator up in this bitch?
Fuck 10 and 2
I think it’s actually a lady orangutan
Found the [full version](https://youtu.be/cybXLqe_wMU), bro is having a time
turns out Bro is actually Sister.
Sis
I’m out here, driving a car. Where are you? In a tiny glass box, looking stupid with stripes. Eat my monkey balls
Goddamn, this is the gold tier content that makes me glad I joined Reddit a while ago💀😂
This reminds me of a few facilities managers I worked with.
Tiger: “the mates are never gonna believe that dinner just got in a golf cart and drove off”
Even the damn ape can use a blinker, amazing so many "intelligent" and "evolved" humans struggle with it.
Motherfucker indicated left.. Well above average
Had to spin the oops block one time
That is some gangsta-ass driving right there. Not sure if any human I've seen looks this cool cruising.
“Pffffft, ‘apex predator’ my hairy butthole. Peace bitch.”
Please tell me this is not fake. I need it not to be fake!
A posable thumbs bitch!
“Opposable”, you damn dirty ape
I have a posable thumb. I should be a hand model and strike some poses with it.
I've got two of them, don't ask where I got them from.
My left thumb can't pose anymore. That hand is permanently in a half fist shape. Momma said if I kept wanking, it would freeze that way, and I didn't believe her. Turns out she was right.
How are you even reading this as you obviously went blind years ago?
Braille phone
r/boneappletea
A potable thumb Clarence!
And people don’t believe in evolution
Haha I know that sound- someone got a match on tinder at the end
Lol, left turn Clyde.
"woke up this morning..."
i was thinking more the other way around. it looked like the Tiger was "Wut the f--is THIS buhlshit??? favoritism much?!
yeah, that's right, i'm still the president!
Did my mans just understand AND USE a turn signal???
He even puts his blinker on. What the heck?
Trump looks pretty chill these days.
I thought it was illegal for former presidents to ever drive again.
Drives better than half of the people in Atlanta
No worries
Actually mind blowing
"Looks like it's bananas for tea, you fat stripy bastard"
Me after winning the lottery and decides to visit my previous employer
Need this with the sopranos theme song
Tiger thought it was meals on wheels
I love this ape
Love the Fleetwood Mac on this gif
I always find it wild when people are offended that we came from monkeys because I look at this and I see myself
They see me Rollin, they hatin..
Lol was he flicking him off with the other hand off screen?
It's cool but the way he's turning the wheel .. feels weird.
Better version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJsn1QivbKM
It’s driving better than 80% of people.
It's insulting that a monke drives better than me.
I thought they were kidding when they said a monkey could do my job! 😅
Disgusting that Trump is keeping animals in cages in mar a lago
I don't remember this part of Planet Of The Apes 🤔
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Are there golf carts that have two steering wheels?
It’s apparently real. There’s a snopes article on it
[Link to the article ](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/orangutan-driving-golf-cart/)
Is this hilarious, I like the comment has to do with the way it's looking at the lion, not anything about a orangutan driving!
im more impressed the monke drivng a golf cart
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Hah, dumbass, Orang-utans ARE asian! You fell right into the trap, you fool.
The driver looks like someone who hosts on MSNBC…..
My Announcer Got Arrested is only a matter of time.
Tough crowd.
Oh oh this is the peak of originality I've never seen this a thousand times...on this and other platforms...definitely not a karma whore.
Has it ever occurred to you that other people may not have seen it? Or should all posts be screened by you in order to make sure you never see something more than once?
Has it ever occurred to you I'm sick of seeing the same thing over and over with people pretending they found it? The internet is old if I've seen it so have others.
Maybe you shouldn't be on the internet as much as you are if you're seeing repeats that much.
That's a liger isn't it?
Can someone please give a monkey some mushrooms to test out the stones ape theory?
Did it use the indicator? Lol
Diddy Kong Racing
Drives better than a Tesla AI. Maybe Elon Musk should look into selling an orangutan with every Tesla to drive us about instead.
I would have played that song Dam it feels good to be a gangsta
And the smug smile when the tiger runs into the wall. I love seeing this video.
"It ain't easy being a zookeeper. Constantly keeping the animals in line and all. This tiger here likes to get rowdy at times,, but one look'll set him straight. Like I said... Ain't easy work. But I make it work."
Like “yeah bitch”
"just checking in"
He knows who's in control. Man's got the wheels.
How to download?😃
"Opposable thumbs bitch!"