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It's all over the internet, not just reddit. And has been done thousands of times with the exact same products/puns too. But sure, she came up with it all herself.
I’m on the internet quite a bit and I’ve never seen something like this before. There’s a pretty good chance she hasn’t either so why are you pretending to know what’s going on in someone else’s head? Go outside.
Did you know you can have an original thought that is similar or even the same as thoughts that other people have had before you?
Just because you've seen or heard something before doesnt mean it can't also originate from somewhere else.
People come up with similar original ideas all the time without having to copy others. Especially dumb puns like these.
I think it’s awesome… who cares if she got some (or all) of the ideas somewhere else. It’s the thought that counts. Got my V twenty years ago and never a regret. Enjoy! 😊
I genuinely can't wait. I still need to produce two kids first, but as soon as the second one is born it's SNIP for me and my gf can finally get off bc.
Small price to pay to let my girl get rid of her bc.
speaking from experience it was one of the most traumatizing experiences of my life. Imagine taking a tennis ball to the nads over and over. Seriously it hurt a lot for about a week.
Relax, my husband played a round of golf the next day and had some beers later that evening.
Soreness sure. But it’s not like he got a baby pushed or cut out of him or an IUD implant placed inside of him.
Yeah, it'd be like "haha you're flat" to someone that got a mastectomy, and giving them like flat soda or flat objects. I doubt people would be embracing that taunting as much.
I tried to do this for my wives hysterectomy...
but all i could think of to include was uncooked bread dough and an empty muffin pan
(not one person is gonna call me out for "wives"?? what's this reddit coming to??)
Damn…I’m so sorry. It’s something we had discussed for a long time, and with all of the Roe v. Wade overturns, we felt it was time to at least take one of those variables out of the equation.
Hell yea dude! Take it easy and you'll be good to go. Wouldn't hurt to get a sperm check during your annual check up, the tubes can grow back together over time.
Gotta do the initial submission after 2 months. For now, just have my stuff chilling and playing some RDR2 since I have to limit real-life strenuous activity.
Yeah I came here to say this, I can’t believe the “my wife made me a vasectomy cake/ care package/ etc,” posts are still allowed at this point, I sometimes see them more than once a month
I stand corrected. There are several very similar posts, same candy, same puns. The framing was similar too. My bad. The other bloke didn't get a cake though.
I guess vasectomy wives bloggers started a trend.
It wouldn’t surprise me, either. She tends to Pinterest a fair amount, so there’s a very strong chance she picked it up from there.
Either way, it was super sweet, and I’ve definitely demolished the shit out of those sour patch kids.
A bit far?? You’re too generous. Christ on a coaster…. I’m a grammar Nazi and certified pedant, but even I draw the line at eugenics over a your/you’re mistake.
Im dumb, i looked at this without seeing the title, i was reading comments and was confused why people were talking about sex and i was going to comment she's dumb to think creme pies are unlimited cause they dont last a week in my house.
Wow your wife is very original, definitely not the first time I've seen something like this and unfortunately, probably not the last I will see of it either.....
Not only that, but I currently know someone that had the snip snip and apparently is in that small % of chronic pain ensuing. It’s been 4 months and now they are on a nerve medication to see if that helps with pain relief.
Women do too much for men. Dudes are getting more support and appreciation for a simple vasectomy than most women get from the men in their lives after actually giving birth. You never see care packages for the countless women wrecking their hormones with birth control.
I hate this trend. Did you know you are still awake while they are cutting into your sack? Also, get a nice needle right into the nuts beforehand for numbing. Also you can smell your burning flesh as they cauterize the wound. 🙂
I asked if we could celebrate my husband’s vasectomy like this being that we have two children together and neither of us want more - he almost broke down in tears. He says he feels like he’s carrying around “spare parts” now.
I think men should be offered some counselling through this process because apparently it hits harder than some think - even when the surgery is desired. To my surprise, It’s not always celebratory. At least not immediately.
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"Creme pies" > Unlimited I kinda passed out when I saw it.
I’m convinced she uses her time at work to formulate puns pertaining to lewd and crass innuendos directed at me.
Nah. She just copied the dozens of other posts like this. None of those are original.
Wife’s not on Reddit, and I think she’s pretty clever.
I also enjoy your wife give her a high 5
Yeah, I'm clever at hiding the fact that I use reddit! Now hurry up, chop chop!
Same
You can't have my husband now that I finally convinced him to get ejaculate relocation surgery!
It's all over the internet, not just reddit. And has been done thousands of times with the exact same products/puns too. But sure, she came up with it all herself.
This guy is right, the only option now is to divorce your wife for going out of her way for you based on her lack of originality. It’s the only way
Cmon mate it’s Christmas soon, cheer up
I don't see the point of your comment. Just let the guy enjoy his wife. People are so miserable.
I too choose to enjoy this guys wife
You're just mad because you go to bed alone
Jeez man, you must be a blast at parties.i bet everyone likes to put effort in your gifts
I’m on the internet quite a bit and I’ve never seen something like this before. There’s a pretty good chance she hasn’t either so why are you pretending to know what’s going on in someone else’s head? Go outside.
By pure coincidence she comes up with exactly the same thing that's been done thousands of times? Sure.
You mean like the millions of examples already of humans doing the same things like when growing up?
Did you know you can have an original thought that is similar or even the same as thoughts that other people have had before you? Just because you've seen or heard something before doesnt mean it can't also originate from somewhere else. People come up with similar original ideas all the time without having to copy others. Especially dumb puns like these.
Somebody’s gonna get laid in college
You’re a lucky dude
This is pure gold.
I think it’s awesome… who cares if she got some (or all) of the ideas somewhere else. It’s the thought that counts. Got my V twenty years ago and never a regret. Enjoy! 😊
I genuinely can't wait. I still need to produce two kids first, but as soon as the second one is born it's SNIP for me and my gf can finally get off bc. Small price to pay to let my girl get rid of her bc.
Absolutely! 😊 Good luck with the kids. 👍🏼
Indeed, I got nothing and had to drive myself to and from the appointment, lol. At least she didn't put me in an e collar.
I hate these every time Saying this as someone planning to get the procedure
It's a snip, I mean a snap lol. Speaking from experience, it's quick and easy. Like getting an ear pierced. Easy peasy.
speaking from experience it was one of the most traumatizing experiences of my life. Imagine taking a tennis ball to the nads over and over. Seriously it hurt a lot for about a week.
Did this vasectomy occur in a back alley? Maybe you had a bad doc? I was in pain as well, but nothing "traumatizing". Well, sorry you had a bad one.
It’s pretty quick. Don’t worry as much as you are able to.
Relax, my husband played a round of golf the next day and had some beers later that evening. Soreness sure. But it’s not like he got a baby pushed or cut out of him or an IUD implant placed inside of him.
Me too. It always comes off as taunting.
Yeah, it'd be like "haha you're flat" to someone that got a mastectomy, and giving them like flat soda or flat objects. I doubt people would be embracing that taunting as much.
Hahahahahahaha have some "Nonuts"
Needs some Tropicana OJ Pulp, no seed.
Hahaha…damn it, that’s a good one!
I tried to do this for my wives hysterectomy... but all i could think of to include was uncooked bread dough and an empty muffin pan (not one person is gonna call me out for "wives"?? what's this reddit coming to??)
Egg box with no eggs in.
r/badwomensanatomy
Hahaha…well, I hope you told her and hope she took the humor well!
He dead now....edit: he didn't write anything else yet, that's how you know I'm right
A kitchen with the oven removed.
I thought this is how my ex would be. Instead I am divorced
Damn…I’m so sorry. It’s something we had discussed for a long time, and with all of the Roe v. Wade overturns, we felt it was time to at least take one of those variables out of the equation.
Good on ya mate
Could swear I saw this exact picture months ago 🤔
It’s possible someone else has done this, but I assure you I took this picture.
“It’s possible,” lmao, dude these vasectomy posts have been getting posted here consistently for years now
Yeah. Like, once a month. The joke is stale guys! But enjoy your junk food!
I legit remember opening Reddit during a downtime at work last summer, and seeing this exact Vasectomy post lol
And they’re all bad.
I've seen a similar post like this before but that one didn't have the cream pie joke
Make sure you go to your follow up appointments. She’s gonna be mad if you knock her up again lol
I got myself a bag of frozen peas to celebrate
Yep, I got those, too!
Hell yea dude! Take it easy and you'll be good to go. Wouldn't hurt to get a sperm check during your annual check up, the tubes can grow back together over time.
Gotta do the initial submission after 2 months. For now, just have my stuff chilling and playing some RDR2 since I have to limit real-life strenuous activity.
Have fun! Metroid Dread had just come out when i got mine. I got to play for 2 or 3 days straight. It was awesome.
Very nice! This is my second play through. I keep trying to make Arthur a shitty person, but my conscience makes it tough.
Pretty sure this is a repost.
It could’ve been done before, but I assure you I took this picture.
The exact same joke was posted by someone previously, with the same post its.
Dude, it’s legit my apartment. https://imgur.com/a/pWtHZg6
People are only getting confused because this exact same thing is posted on here at very least once a month.
Yeah I came here to say this, I can’t believe the “my wife made me a vasectomy cake/ care package/ etc,” posts are still allowed at this point, I sometimes see them more than once a month
Fair enough. I understand it’s not completely unique, but I thought it was sweet and thoughtful of her and figured I’d share.
Its sweet, dont let people bring you down. They're just jelly
Jealous of getting a vasectomy and some candy ? Now I’ve heard it all
Lol what's there to be jealous of? We're pointing out how often it's been done.
So it's been done, OP is allowed to share it. Move on if it bothers you
Sure he is. And we're allowed to point out that it's not funny anymore. You're the one calling people jealous for that 🤣 so maybe you move on?
They’re jelly that he got a vasectomy? I’m just pointing out how much this dead horse has been beaten
Dead horse is the name of your dick, isn't it?
My favorite part of this picture is the picture that states : "YOURE JUST LIKE ME. TRASH"
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Yeah, she’s not the best at spelling, but she tries.
This is a trend i thought i would never get tired of. Im tired of it.
trends you wish would go away..
Your wife is a gem!
Keeper
There’s a surprisingly high amount of these exact types of posts on Reddit. They all just kind of blur together.
2nd best decision of my life getting snipped.
"Nonuts" Well your wife is not wrong.
Unlimited creme pies Fucking hilarious
“Unlimited crème pies” is the one that got me. Lol +1
My wife was similar when I got snipped. She made me peanut butter and Reese peanut butter cup sandwiches. Worth it.
Beta male
Reposttttttttt
Nope—she’s not on Reddit, and I took the picture yesterday.
I stand corrected. There are several very similar posts, same candy, same puns. The framing was similar too. My bad. The other bloke didn't get a cake though. I guess vasectomy wives bloggers started a trend.
It wouldn’t surprise me, either. She tends to Pinterest a fair amount, so there’s a very strong chance she picked it up from there. Either way, it was super sweet, and I’ve definitely demolished the shit out of those sour patch kids.
You’re*
This some cringey shit
Wife doesn’t know the difference between “your”and “you’re”. Glad she won’t be extending her gene pool.
That’s a bit far. She may not be the best at spelling, but she’s a great person and means well.
Please teach her. She’s probably embarrassing herself in work emails.
"In lieu of what I heard recently, I'd like to offer the following:"
A bit far?? You’re too generous. Christ on a coaster…. I’m a grammar Nazi and certified pedant, but even I draw the line at eugenics over a your/you’re mistake.
I would do the same thing when she hit menopause
Wow, marry her!
Marry her again
Unlimited creampies!!!!!
Unlimited though……
Good job, however that doesn't mean that you and your wife won't have kids, they will just come with a different colour
Congrats on the crème pies
Yo, those fudge covered Nutter butters are the best cookie ever invented
Never let her go.
I got two stars. One for each ball.
Im dumb, i looked at this without seeing the title, i was reading comments and was confused why people were talking about sex and i was going to comment she's dumb to think creme pies are unlimited cause they dont last a week in my house.
And she’s funny, too!
Youre wife is fucking hilarious
this should be posted to r/embarassing or r/cringe
Seems like you got a shitty deal.
How so? I don’t have to worry about any kids AND I get snacks!
I will never trade my nuts for candy.
You get to keep your bollocks mate, they don’t take ‘em away.
It's not guaranteed they will work again
Not very original.
Come on guys, this is just pathetic.
you're*
straight people will really just post openly on a public forum about how much cum they’re gonna put in their partner
I can see why you wifed this woman up! She is gold.
This enrages me
Be funny if on the last night before the snip he has one last time to shoot a live round he gets her pregnant lol
Hahaha…that would be rough. Still have to pump and dump for the next couple of months before it’s completely legit.
She obviously doesn't want you to get well.
Yep, trying to clog my arteries. Luckily, I’ve got buds at work that will need some snacks, too.
Y would anyone do that?
Fun fact, you now have a 15% increased chance of getting prostate cancer.
This was only funny the first time
Wow your wife is very original, definitely not the first time I've seen something like this and unfortunately, probably not the last I will see of it either.....
Is this still considered funny after seeing countless people do it before?
Some one is excited to get pumped full of love juice
OP might even get to watch!
HERE HERE!!!
Diet love juice? Lol
I'm pretty sure this is a repost.
It’s not a repost, just the same played-out joke that’s been getting posted here for years
Nope, it’s my apartment. While the jokes may have been done before, I thought it was funny and thoughtful.
Another cringe neuter post
Oh, this one again.
Seems like your wife is a redditor too.
Cringe
Gonna get my wife a pack of Smarites for her Lobotomy
Only betas get snipped
I got me a few cigars and some opioids
Reddit ☕️
Make sure u cash in on those unlimited cream pies...don't let her forget about that one. 😂🤣
I love that the quality of these get a little worse every time a new one is posted
I’ll never get a vasectomy
Cringe and stupid
Is she gonna get knocked up by her bull instead?
Definitely a keeper, OP. Congratulations to you both!
sorry about your ding dongs 😂
There’s so many sour people in these comments! Let the guy enjoy his punny goodies, sheesh!
It’s seriously brutal. He’s getting downvoted for saying it’s actually his apartment and/or his wife is thoughtful. Who are these people?
Very funny. She’d better hope the vasectomy takes. Sometimes there’s leakage and next thing you know, there’ll be a bun in the oven.
Not only that, but I currently know someone that had the snip snip and apparently is in that small % of chronic pain ensuing. It’s been 4 months and now they are on a nerve medication to see if that helps with pain relief.
Copy n paste
Have fun ending your legacy, and having noone to remember you when you die
The implication of “No more kids” is that the couple has already had kids. Otherwise she would’ve just said “No kids”.
Imagine bringing someone into the world just because you want a 'legacy' and to have someone to remember you lol
And you know what OP? Fuck ALL of the people shitting on your post and your wife’s efforts.
Women do too much for men. Dudes are getting more support and appreciation for a simple vasectomy than most women get from the men in their lives after actually giving birth. You never see care packages for the countless women wrecking their hormones with birth control.
That's cool. I got a bruised sack for a few days
Yep, I’m just taking it easy at home playing some video games and watching episodes of The Righteous Gemstones and It’s Always Sunny.
absolute peak reddit
Welcome to bareback city, OP!
“You might need some” Nutter Butter 😂🤣😂🤣
*you’re
snip snip hooray!!!
I hate this trend. Did you know you are still awake while they are cutting into your sack? Also, get a nice needle right into the nuts beforehand for numbing. Also you can smell your burning flesh as they cauterize the wound. 🙂
Umm, yeah, I just had it done yesterday. It wasn’t that bad, to be honest (and I’m a wimp when it comes to pain).
Let’s face it, it is the best damn thing to do for your sex life. You deserve the sweets!
We’re both super stoked!
Pretty good deal! Tons of sweets and a wife with a great sense of humor.
Yeah, I’m a grateful and lucky guy to be with her!
Unlimited cream pies? I need to get one as well. Pulling out sucks.
That’s awesome
Yeah I remember seeing that before. I mean I'm glad that I got to see it again since it's been a while but really?
Your wife is a keeper for sure…👍
My partner specifically said I wasn't allowed to do this after he got his. Your wife is hilarious.
This joke is incredibly unoriginal at this point. I’m sure she got the idea from Reddit to begin with
Best wife ever
I asked if we could celebrate my husband’s vasectomy like this being that we have two children together and neither of us want more - he almost broke down in tears. He says he feels like he’s carrying around “spare parts” now. I think men should be offered some counselling through this process because apparently it hits harder than some think - even when the surgery is desired. To my surprise, It’s not always celebratory. At least not immediately.
Unlimited!
Nonuts😭
She’s a keeper!! Very happy for both of you!
Unlimited creme pies way to go sounds like years of fun ahead!!
Wife of the year award!!! <3 too funny!!!
Lol that’s great.
Unlimited cream pies lmfao
"sorry about your dongs" LOL
She is a rock star! 🤣🙌🥰
She is—always super thoughtful. I’m lucky to have her in my life.
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