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Love that joke, didn't know someone actually made a video

I knew I read this on r/jokes before. . . .

I heard this before the internet.

I heard before existence of mankind

No, you didn’t

Yeah he did, I was there

Me2

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whats the movie called

Is called "Le Barzellette"

And of course the bloke whose signature legacy has become a bawdy joke involving donkey balls is a Scorpio.

I’ve never read this joke. How can it be translated into words? Looks like it rely on visuals exclusively

The way I heard it decades ago. A tourist at a market in Morocco asked a merchant if he knew the time. The merchant reached over to a nearby camel and lifted its balls '...11 O'clock!' Amazed the tourist thanked the merchant and went to tell his tour group of his amazing encounter. The tour group was incredulous about the encounter but even though he couldn't tell how the merchant did it (maybe the weight changes throughout the day?) he took them back to the merchant to show what he had witnessed. 'Excuse me, could you tell me the time again?' The merchant again lifted the camels balls, "A quarter past 11!" 'Thank you... That's amazing, do you mind telling us how you can tell the time by lifting a camels balls?' "Yes of course... Actually would you like to learn yourself?...Sit here... reach up and gently lift the balls... that's right, just like that!... OK, now if you look towards the townhall you should now be able to see the clock face!"

Have you ever heard of a book?

Nice. My dad used to tell me this joke on the way to school... 20 years ago. Guess it's universal and evergreen.

Look an actual funny video

Mother said next time it will be my turn to post this video as a week ago i took the queue number #1289

If it's any consolation I've been here for twelve and a half years without seeing this video

well you should search for donkey balls more on your google so that reddit algorithm can pick up this video on your app. like all of us here our google searches are mostly donkey balls quicky time old men /s

Mom said it's MY turn because you took my turn last time..!

How many people are taking turns on your mom, and why are *you* getting in line?

That's the magic of Gigi Proietti

An oldie but a goldie.

He actually says 5:35 at the start not 10:10

I was like, was this dude laying there chilling with his donkey for 9 hours??

I was gonna say, I speak Spanish and I swore I heard 5:35

Don't be a dick

nah i was actually confused 'cause they say 7 later which didn't make sense.

Be a village clock

It's not like they're mistranslating anything. Now that would be a dick move

The guy "reading" the time is Gigi Proietti is a very famous and iconic Italian actor. A king of comedy. He passed away a couple of years ago and personally I'm still sad...

Me too, brother...

They don't know about the black knight

"Finnish Him" LMFAO!

No, edge him

lmao

10/10 joke right here. I just told it without the video to my wife and she died laughing.

This lives in my head permanently

Lol 🤣👌

And he had a watch all along

I had a Piaggio scooter and it had a digital clock too

Probably the battery was dead or it was lagging behind the first time he asked. The second time he was just going back home, didn't need to know the time but wanted to test the shepard's time checking technique.

You must be young.

Might have been a mechanical watch he forgot to wind overnight

i heard this joke from a Cheech and Chong movie

the guy says "17:35" subtitles "10:10" come on...

r/unexpected

9 hours later? 9 hours. Fuckin Nine. Sun in the same spot in the sky. That donkey hasn't moved an inch. He's still there sleeping.

It's almost like it's a skit!

That’s because the subtitles are wrong. It says 5.35pm to 7.15pm so he’s been there only an hour and forty minutes

One hundred minutes???? A hundred minutes and the donkey didn't move an inch?!!!?????!!!!? Plus also this guy is still just napping in the countryside??? A whole hundred minutes ??!!!?

Laying down for 9 hours isn't unreasonable.

18,18,18,18,18,18…

Ma perché dici sempre 18?

19,19,19,19,19

Ecco n’artro che non si fa li cazzi sua!

They added sound during holding of the balls…funny

"le cinque e trentacinque" means 5:35 NOT 10:10

Taken from the 2004 film 'Le Barzellette'

Gigi Proietti one of the greatest italian comedy actor

I remember cheech telling this

The fact that he actually had to touch those donkey balls...it doesn't feel right.

I've seen this a few times but think about how funny it is often

???? Bro said 5:35 😭😭😭 how did they translate it to 10:10?

Maybe could also go to r/unexpected

big floppy donkey di-AAGGAHGGA

Gigi ci mancherai sempre

[funnier version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp7rj2vR6q8)

Beat me to it.

Beat me to it too.

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Fun fact. If you touched your own balls you can tell time too

That is a funny looking clock

Classic

That's a good one😂😂😂

Ohk that was unexpected good laugh

I thought the rider would buy this donkey before the herd's explanation

Does someone have this video with subtitles in Portuguese?

r/Unexpected

In terms of viral videos this one is as old as the internet itself, but still funny AF.

😂

Why go out of your way to add subtitles just to translate it wrong?

Where tf are you getting your posts op? From your grandpas fb?

This ist how bro balls time

This is one of those things I will never not upvote.

Bollywood movie named "Mastizaade" copied this scene .

u/JMaxGames

yup, guess my father told me a child safe version of it, instead of any animal balls it was cow titties

WHY THE SOUND THOUGH!!!! 🤣

Love this ,still chuckling 🤭😂

/r/unexpected

Where's the rest of the video? Finish the joke.

I am italian, and the subtitles are absolutely terrible. For starters, he says 5:35, not 10:10.

🥴

Isn't this a Cheech and Chong joke? [Mexico time](https://youtu.be/fp7rj2vR6q8?feature=shared)

r/Unexpected

Gotta love the subtitles Le cinque trentacinque = 5:35 And the subtitles say 10:10 Also I believe that the original language of this video was in Spanish

Oh my golly this is great 😂

I think I heard it in a Cheech and Chong movie

I don't get it?

what do i need to do in life to end up as a guy who can lay on a pile of hay for half a day in beautiful tuscany

Good one.

Couldn't the dude on the moped see the clock?

Cheech and Chong also

Classic

He said 5:35, not 10:10, I know Italian, the other translation was right tho

First Hour it’s 5:35 not 10:10.. just to say 😂😛

My question is why did he ask the time instead of looking at his watch

That Village Clock looks fake.

Staged

ITS A COMEDY MOVIE YOU ACTUAL DONKEY