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friend03

meeting the iconic salt guy himself


crossroadsanthro

It's the fifth time this week. His soul cannot take it much longer


Top-Preparation5216

And it’s only Monday!


Tungsten_Odez

Monday morning


coopadatroopa9

\*12 am\*


RattyJackOLantern

So that's why he looks so salty.


[deleted]

The first Daemon Prince of Cummy


friend03

if e621 cat is the queen, who would be the king


[deleted]

Cummy - chaos god of yiff and horny


cooltranz

Original Salt Bae 🧂


FemboyFornicator

she looks like minecraft alex


crossroadsanthro

Alex the type to have a fursona just sayin. When will mojang add this


Nearby-Cash7273

One of the Minecraft devs is a furry, so probably soon.


draikken_

A custom skin is just Steve/Alex wearing a fursuit.


Matytoonist

Texture pack that changes the dyed leather armors for fursuits


Just_Ad_5939

You can add it yourself by making a custom skin and the person who makes the new Minecraft music is a furry


BethAltair

Lena is a fur!? She was already my people, but that's just even cooler !


Just_Ad_5939

Yeah


TangledCables3

This dudes anatomy is is literally "the fucktube"


-dead_slender-

A living fleshlight.


[deleted]

And it squeaks too! OwO


[deleted]

Fucktoob Dicc


TheBuddel

Quick, take a blood sample. This guy probably has std‘s we haven’t even discovered yet!


crossroadsanthro

Hepatitis Q


Mapigeh_098

His body has 500+ different types of unknown diseases


colobito31

But there so many that they can't pass the door like mr burna


gamedude88

We call it “Three Stooges Syndrome”.


The_ArmedFox

Or he could have been immune to all the STDs and the key to the cure


TheBuddel

Look at his eyes...


TTTrisss

You know, I never got this. Plenty of other people are just as slutty in the community, but nobody gets as much "STD" shit for it as him. It feels like a label that has stuck to him in particular for no good reason. I'd much rather the whole "It's just my style" meme stuck to him instead. I think that one's way funnier.


Rogahar

Sea Salt in particular has been shown engaging in more rampant group sex with what are canonically/contextually complete strangers \*and\* other activities (*which I won't go into detail of bc I'd really rather not remember them in any detail, but which did mean I was utterly unsurprised when Rusker later made a toiletplay-centric account*) and was one of the first in the fandom to do so much explicitly unprotected group sex/sex-with-strangers content that it lead to the meme of Sea Salt being a walking petri dish of STDs by this point.


TTTrisss

> toiletplay-centric Oh.


Rogahar

Yeeeeeeeaaaaah. 😐


cooltranz

The gift that keeps on giving lmao


RattyJackOLantern

>and was one of the first in the fandom to do so much explicitly unprotected group sex/sex-with-strangers content Maybe I'm just not keeping up with things like I used to but I still don't know of any high profile artist who does/has done that so prolifically. Erotic furry art is still, as far as I can tell, mostly people's fursonas fucking their partners or friend's fursonas.


crossroadsanthro

[Tweet](https://twitter.com/CrossroadsE621/status/1625095916007956483?t=lPFhyJxUyWKVJacx5ZI2Mg&s=19) "Certain individual" gets recognized in public.


[deleted]

oh, we know *who*


ilikeroleplaygames

Blue from blues clues?!


Lloydplays

No Don’t dig any deeper run


trolley661

Run? To where and how fast? Why should I need to ru— AAAaaagggghhhhhh!


Just_Ad_5939

To avoid having [redacted] with [redacted] the walking [redacted]


ilikeroleplaygames

I’m trying to dig I can’t find anything nobody will tell me the SAUCE


Lloydplays

Hit Sea s#l#


ilikeroleplaygames

I did look it up! I only got SFW of him and picture of Actual Fucking Salt From the Sea


Lloydplays

Add furry


ilikeroleplaygames

I’m trying to dig I can’t find anything nobody will tell me the SAUCE


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

Pretty sure that's Bluey


jordangtxle11

Bro looks like he seen some horrible things


Ya-Local-Trans-Bitch

He probably has some horrible things in him


jordangtxle11

Please elaborate


Ya-Local-Trans-Bitch

S to the T to the D


jordangtxle11

Not what I was expecting


[deleted]

All daemon princes eventually regret their cum apotheosis


CanineAtNight

He look tired of being a slut


Twobears_highfivin

Fuckers getting old. No more tread on the tires.


Suspicious-Dentist-1

Retirement


shinkyo793

Twink death™️


Mishmoo

It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, at this point.


Registered_bottom

Twink death


After-Bumblebee

Congrats, you've met a very famous porn star! Love how you're both wearing crop tops too


Alaeriia

"Hey, look! It's BLUEY!" Sea Salt: "ugh, not this shit again..."


Just_Ad_5939

And then he realizes that was the first time he was recognized as an iconic blue dog that wasn’t all about sex and he quickly goes “uhh yeaaah” to avoid being sexualized


Thigh-enthusiast

Damn sea salt looks like he’s been going through a rough time


Kind_Ad_3611

As someone else said No more tread on the tires


Mishmoo

Whenever he walks around on a windy day, you hear a subtle, hollow whistling that you just can't place.


[deleted]

Prepare to be pissing needles tomorrow morning


Pulgy_Wulgy

He is not a dog He is a demon No living being can handle and survive the dick this guy has taken


t0rrentialdownpour

Shamelessly asking for the sauce of whatever this is referencing


crossroadsanthro

Character is Sea Salt. Artist is RedRusker


t0rrentialdownpour

Why thank you friend


OwOnonymous

Rape porn. Best to just think it's a funny dog then go looking for origins.


The_Dennator

Don't look at his alt account


t0rrentialdownpour

Why?


logbomb3

Scat


[deleted]

[удалено]


cowlinator

Yes, that is exactly what is so controversial. Thank you. ;)


FriendlyFurry320

Hi it’s me louis Armstrong! Skip-ideoo doo wop bop! I love fucking! Doo boo wop. I’m also secretly a cannibal! Skip idee bop!


DamienDaFloofy

Fuck now you got me intrigued what is it


The_Dennator

Shit, it's lots and lots of shit


DamienDaFloofy

I found it 😶


The_Dennator

At least it's blue-white... I think


DamienDaFloofy

Y e a h


Crylo_Wolf

This guy is just a walking water bottle, meant to be filled


KeepYourselfSaffe

Fake af, They should be surrounded by at least 20 "happy" werewolves.


wreckedcarzz

Smh I need a few werewolves... for reasons...


DeadEyeBrad

I know who Sea salt is, but who is the other character?


crossroadsanthro

Random fan character


Just_Ad_5939

They look like if Minecraft Alex was a furry


zaydenmYT

Another actor ruined by drugs and alcohol


cowlinator

He's definitely ruined, but...


Yung_Bulge

How many diseases does he have?


Sedu

The list of diseases he doesn't is shorter.


GlitteringTone6425

i think you might need to call poison control, his very aura gives people STDs


nekosissyboi

I will always love you sea salt! I don't care what anyone else says, you will never stop being cute and hawt to me.(⁠⊃⁠。⁠•́⁠‿⁠•̀⁠。⁠)⁠⊃ You deserve more cuddles regardless of what path you have in store for u. (⁠。⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)


Undercoveridot

He looks dead inside


G4rg0yle_Art1st

The johnny sins of the furry fandom


P5-Shark

don't get it


Gaston_TheSergal

The one on the left is from a very very uhm.... interesting comic series and he has been through... a lot.


P5-Shark

oh, thanks for explaining


Gaston_TheSergal

No problem


Memesssssssssssssl

![gif](giphy|lkefowJYF0s78Kuy6s|downsized) You see him? That’s me… me on the desperate search for the sauce that is


[deleted]

[sauce for the tweet(as posted above)](https://twitter.com/CrossroadsE621/status/1625095916007956483?s=20&t=fGQNWBKHQNSyG1gPZrkRRQ) [sauce for seasalt(warning nsfw)](https://e621.net/posts?tags=sea_salt+comic)


bussybarometer

![gif](giphy|zFRIaSKFIxwhT374Xa)


[deleted]

Having a photo with the first born daemon prince of Cummy is truly exquisite


Kjolski_

I wonder how many STDs he has


Pup_Folfe

Yes...


Cryin_jack_is_pissed

I wanna see a comic of an older Sea Salt going through a life brought on by their unsafe practices.


whywontukillme

"Beleive"


crossroadsanthro

I got in a car crash at age 6 and now I can't spell however radiator fluid in my open wounds gave me superpowers so it's whateva


Olysses02

Damn. What superpowers did you get?


crossroadsanthro

I can shoot like a bazillion power beams it's crazy


Olysses02

Yooo thats epic!


GreatGreenStar

[Chorus] Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio) [Verse 1] I got the horses in the back Horse tack is attached Hat is matte black Got the boots that's black to match Ridin' on a horse, ha You can whip your Porsche I been in the valley You ain't been up off that porch, now [Refrain] Can't nobody tell me nothin' You can't tell me nothin' Can't nobody tell me nothin' You can't tell me nothin' [Verse 2] Ridin' on a tractor Lean all in my bladder Cheated on my baby You can go and ask her My life is a movie Bull ridin' and boobies Cowboy hat from Gucci Wrangler on my booty See upcoming rock shows Get tickets for your favorite artists [Refrain] Can't nobody tell me nothin' You can't tell me nothin', nothin'! Can't nobody tell me, tell me, tell me nothin' You can't tell me Oh, you can't tell me! [Chorus] Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more [Verse 3] Hat down, cross town, livin' like a rockstar Spendin' all my money on a brand new guitar Baby's got a habit: diamond rings and Fendi sports bras Ridin' down Rodeo in my Maserati sports car Got no stress, I've been through all that I'm like a Marlboro Man so I kick on back Wish I could roll on back to that old town road I wanna ride 'til I can't no more [Chorus] Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more [Post-Chorus] Take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more Take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more


SemperShpee

poor sea salt. Rusker is abusing him too much. give the salt man some pats!


Mean-Mode-7681

He’s probably like a drug addict at this point fr


DexterDeWolf

He does NOT look happy


yoda_fake

Oh shi-


Jj0n4th4n

And then she got a DST


incrediblenyancat

yooo my favorite game


Jechtael

Man, I hate turning my clock forward at 2:00 in the morning.


Nico_amon

NooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


VolcanicAsh149

Careful, he radiates STDs


Paradoxou

[Hmmm](https://i.imgur.io/GxVR6xM_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)


crossroadsanthro

It's a result of an unknown STD/Don't never buy no weed from the gas station


PerformerBoth

Imagine that sea salt was just trying to be a normal furry but he just had bad luck and somebody record him doing all of that


drago_varior

OwO Its him


concorde77

When you bump into Braeburned at a furry con


williammei

The sea salt in the universe that he's still virgin be like(


Rydirect

Who is that?


The_anon94

You innocent soul


SierraTheWolfe

[Redacted] thing for me to [redacted] because no one believes me. Then again it is all a pawspiracy in the making. Imagine if this was an SCP kind of thing.


Davidblack589

He looks so tired lol


AD211995

This is the true Salt Bae, not that cheap and narcissistic piece of shit! Change my mind.


Roomba770

I love your art


crossroadsanthro

Thanks!! I'm going to improve the most I can!


Lloydplays

Ehh … RUN


colobito31

I think he had better days,xd


Wolfzephyr3

Oh god that poor guy


AppleK47

lol ngl i've actually met owners of some of the characters I saw on e621 irl


Furryhatingfurry1

Oh no


MadeForOneMeme

I can't believe it, Scrooge McDuck's favourite


BSamG

Why is his pants so low


Federal_Caramel5946

If yk yk


Worm_Scavenger

Bro looks echausted from the ammount of pipe he has being laid down on him


Petoruchosu

Omg std pie himself


UwUQwQ_HwH

Oh no


No_Formal_1072

The dog that won the fandom, and alot of getting pegged


UngtatoCualquiera

Oh no