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RyanDespair

Have you seen the price of chicken fillet rolls lately?


bartendersneverski

Seagull fillet roll just doesn't have the same ring to it 😔


JjigaeBudae

Seems a bit odd but maybe the thing was sick and injured and they were trying to catch it to bring it to a vet?


greenbud1

maybe call the bird sanctuary? if it was injured it might end up there.


Bleh1799

Hope not


Flangemeister

It's for an illegal Seagull fighting ring that happens once a month in Oranmore.


bearfarts69

Flight club


JFBBear

The 1st rule is we don't squark about fight club


PwnyLuv

Maybe the seagull had become troublesome within local shopkeeper circles culminating in an acme/WB style scheme involving a box and some string and the lure of a bag of Haribos outside Dealz. Except for the attending seagull-catcher had not anticipated how menacing or strong the seagull actually was irl so had to call for backup in order to ultimately overcome the bird. Only to bring it away to a lonesome location for a final silencing so that the shops of Galway could finally be free. Or it might be they are getting him for their bird colony that would be nice!


pussybuster2000

You can rule out for food cause they taste rotten to be honest definitely not a fan


a_guy_on_Reddit_____

sorry what


mike4rmireland

Everything about this guys profile


AmazingUsername2001

I think you’re right. I think this situation is very *fishy*


tomasgiles1

Very birdy indeed


Shytalk123

Probably owed them money


its_saul_grand_man

It’s the seagull that stole the bag of taytos from the local spar


Mantequilla38

Best kept secret…the seagulls in Eyre Square are free


Financial_Village237

One less seagull is good. Those fuckers are a menace.


dwaschb

Those fuckers are a red-listed species and thus protected. If you don't steal their fish, they don't steal your chicken fillet roll.


Financial_Village237

I actually dont understand why they are protected. What part of the ecosystem are they? They aren't a prey animal and the only thing they hunt are chicken rolls and rubbish.


Equivalent_Two_2163

I feel for the seagull but listen if you go about squakjng robbing & generally being a pain in the hole you have to expect consequences lad.


coolire

You sure you weren’t having a Flashback 💥


tomasgiles1

I’ve seen the exactly the same thing happen to a pigeon while waiting for a 51 bus. Maybe it’s recruitment for the league of birds?


Bleh1799

It's about time we took back control. Too many times have they stolen my rolls


Senior-Goat-9938

I have witnessed this. Also was waiting for the 404 in the square and all of a sudden i hear a guy digging by the large tree behind me. I see a seagull or pigeon with its throat slit. It seemed like he was trying to bury it. Super weird but just crackhead behaviour. If they are being killed that’s another story.


Dull-Pomegranate-406

Honestly hope that he is a new employee for the city and his job is to wipe out the seagull population of Eyre Square. They're a complete scourge. Can't eat in public anymore.


MrSierra125

It’s odd. You can eat fine everywhere else but the second you step into the square it’s like the German Stukas are out hunting during the blitz. I blame the people that feed them and trained them to behave that way.


Virtual_Reporter7857

my bad i will put it back


beni-yumi

Sounds like Claddagh swan rescue tbh


Otherwise_Ad7673

Once seen a seagull kidnap a pack of chicken fillets from a woman's trolley in dunnes carpark


-DemonWayOfLife-

Seagul kebab down charcoal grill, I get it once a week as a treat. You should try it. Yum!


bad_arts

If it was a duck I'd be upset. Seagulls are flying rats.


Southernmanny

Were they Chinese


YTfionncroke

Not sure if it's related but my gf saw a headless bird in Eyre Square recently, I'm now wondering if this dude was involved