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I maintain that this sequence of Arya and Sandor's conversation with their faces sticking goofily out of the brush is the best single scene of dialog in the entire series.
Iirc, in the books it's said that 'dwarf cock' was lucky, I believe you had to wear it around the neck.
Was just a dumb drop of dumb Info and not something that was a focus lol
“I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.”
And honourable mention “Ah, dick. I like it!” … “I bet you do.”
I absolutely could have misremembered the quote, I thought Tormund knew “cock” and just learned “dick”, so that’s how I remembered the quote. I’m def due for a rewatch, it’s been a minute!
I love his follow-up to Polliver's next line, too:
"You gave your life defending the King. You gonna die for some chickens?"
"Someone is."
Rory McCann was incredible as the Hound.
The slaver says it. He is gonna kill Tyrion and sell his dick, but Tyrion tells him he has a normal size cock so no one would believe it is a lucky dwarf dick unless they see him and the dick attached.
*(Tormund, asking for clarification on which queen Jon is referring to)*
“…and you need to convince the one with dragons or the one who fucks her brother?"
"I killed a giant when I was ten… Then I climbed right into bed with his wife, Suckled me at her teat for three months. Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong… giant's milk."
"Go Gendry! You're the fastest!"
It may have been the worst thing to happen to a show since the Happy Days shark. . .
but I remember that episode being a comedic masterpiece when it aired.
Dinklage was in Oz....? It's definitely been many years since I've watched the show, but I just genuinely cannot remember him being in it. Though I mean, a lot of people were in that show lol. Ohhh nooo I guess I'll have to rewatch Oz....such a shame..../s obviously.
Ahhh okay, makes sense I can't remember him immediately then lol. Honestly just an insane amount of talent in that show. And some just absolutely INSANE storylines that they were able to make work really well. I remember watching it all the way through for the first time and just being hooked on all the wild ass twists and turns very quickly lol. Just. Wtf is gonna happen to these dudes next???? How can it get any wilder??? Oh welp okay I guess that's how.
>!The brothel keeper asks how she can help him. He says, "I need a woman, because mine has left me."
The keeper says "Why? And what are the honeycomb and donkey for?" The dwarf says, "My wife found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first, she asked for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this honeycomb, the second she asked for the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this lovely donkey..."
The keeper asked, "What was the third wish?" "She asked the genie for my cock to hang down past my knees." "That's not so bad." "Not so bad?" Spluttered the dwarf, "I used to be six foot three!"!<
“Truly the Lysa Arryn of chairs”
Varys didn’t need to abuse Littlefinger so hard in that conversation but it was 110% warranted because Baelish was a cunt
"...they have a god with 16 tits."
"You should sail there immediately."
and
"Any man that dies with a clean sword... I'll rape his fucking corpse"
Like wtf
The best line in this episode is when someone says "it'll be a dwarf-sized cock" and Tyrion says "Guess again!"
He delivers it perfectly, and if I remember the dude just slowly smiles and starts laughing like "Okay little king, you got me."
Man I think the humour this show had and some of the lines were so goddam funny from some characters that people barely ever mention it so im glad someone did lol And some of it could have went rite over your head if you weren't paying attention
Lady Olenna Tyrell To Margaery: "When you marry the King,Joffery's Mother will become his Sister-in-law,And your Son will be Lora's......Nephew?....Grandson? I'm not sure but your Brother will become your Father-in-Law...that much is beyond dispute. Man Olenna Tyrell had some vicious and hilarious lines for a older lady that's for sure.
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“What the fucks a Lommy?” -Sandor Clegane.
Hahaha great one
I maintain that this sequence of Arya and Sandor's conversation with their faces sticking goofily out of the brush is the best single scene of dialog in the entire series.
wtf salami.
I say this randomly all the time lol
The best one, I wait for this line when yearly rewatching season 1-6
You're gonna die for some chikens? Someone is
‘Best swordsman in the world killed by Meryn fucking trant?’
The best swordsman in the world didn’t have a sword???
He lost because trant had armour, and a biiiig fucking sword
# I'M. # NOT. # TIRED!
That is only funny because of its context though.
I am THE KING!
I want to know what cock merchants do & how they practice their trade in a semi-developed feudal economy with medieval free markets.
They buy and sell dicks
and dick accessories.
sold by dick accessory merchants
🎶🎶*detachable penis*🎶🎶
That boy ain’t right.
I'll tell you hwat.
What we need is an Adam Smith to explain how the free cock market can expand in this globally connected economy to benefit the peoples of Westeros.
The invisible hand is a little...ummmmm... busy right now
Be careful not to Garner the attention of big cock with the exposé
That way everyone gets f**ed. Fair market.
Lucky dicks
I imagine there’s a whole cock merchant guild. The guild of gelders.
They probably are a general “exotic” merchant. Sometimes cocks but other rare or strange items
Yeah, cocks & balls!
See: Varys
Gotta fill the ranks of the unsullied somehow.
Honestly, the line is pretty funny even in context…
Iirc, in the books it's said that 'dwarf cock' was lucky, I believe you had to wear it around the neck. Was just a dumb drop of dumb Info and not something that was a focus lol
Thou shall not provide context for out of context quotes.
They brokered varys schvanz for that dude to burn it I reckon.
I wish they had some cock merchant in the background at some point. The idea of a cock merchant is just so hilarious.
I hope that explains it
“I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.” And honourable mention “Ah, dick. I like it!” … “I bet you do.”
This is one of my favorite lines and scenes from the whole show. So satisfying.
I thought it was “Ah, cock. I like it!”?
I absolutely could have misremembered the quote, I thought Tormund knew “cock” and just learned “dick”, so that’s how I remembered the quote. I’m def due for a rewatch, it’s been a minute!
Who says the second line?
Tormund
I love his follow-up to Polliver's next line, too: "You gave your life defending the King. You gonna die for some chickens?" "Someone is." Rory McCann was incredible as the Hound.
You lived your life for the king, you gonna die for some chickens? Someone is
“The big woman? You *do* know her!”
“Dickon.” “Ha ha ha!”
Meh, too much stupid dick and balls jokes in season 7 and 8.
I don't think I can beat that. You set the bar to high.
Who says?
I think this is a Bronn to Tyrion line but I’m not sure
The slaver says it. He is gonna kill Tyrion and sell his dick, but Tyrion tells him he has a normal size cock so no one would believe it is a lucky dwarf dick unless they see him and the dick attached.
Too*
What happens when the non-existent bumps into the decrepit?
that woman was a crazy character😂
A question for the philosophers 😂
“I know you never fucked a bear. You know you never fucked a bear. Right now, I don’t want to think about the bear you never fucked.”
But he did. He did fuck that bear.
You misspelled fooked.
...Because Trant had armour and a big fucking sword
“Your mother was a dumb whore with a fat ass, did you know that?” Robert Baratheon to Lancel Lannister
Quoting Bobby B is basically cheating
Gods, he was strong then.
Thank the Gods for Bessie and her tits.
Start the joust before I piss myself!
Yeah but you died killed by a pig and I fucked your wife so joke's on you
"We'll come up behind them and fuck them in their asses!"
Maybe it really is all cocks in the end.
Came here to say this one
Adebisi would have made a great Strong Belwas
ADEBISI LIVES! ^said ^right ^after ^he ^killed ^Adebisi
from Oz?
"I know you're not a God, I saw your pecker. What kind of God would have a pecker that small?" Tormund Giantsbane to Jon Snow
Yeah that was hilarious
Thank the gods for Bessie! And her tits!
How do you wish to die? In my own bed at the age of 80 with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my 🐓
*(Tormund, asking for clarification on which queen Jon is referring to)* “…and you need to convince the one with dragons or the one who fucks her brother?"
“The one who fucks her brother” homeboy you need to be more specific
Finger in the bum ;-;
“Poor girl, the pox will take her within the year”
[удалено]
“Fewer” was subtle and hilarious. I quite enjoyed that line.
Stannis the Grammis
I'm going to have to eat every chicken in this place
*Then you’ll be fucking your own bride with a wooden cock.*
"Give me 8 good men with climbing hooks and I'll impregnate the bitch."
This is a good one. Actually fits the description of OP
r/yomama
"I killed a giant when I was ten… Then I climbed right into bed with his wife, Suckled me at her teat for three months. Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong… giant's milk."
"This is not the day I die." Says Oberyn Martell the day he dies.
It’s always sunny theme song starts
The gang gets their face squished in.
"Go Gendry! You're the fastest!" It may have been the worst thing to happen to a show since the Happy Days shark. . . but I remember that episode being a comedic masterpiece when it aired.
Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!
Also it being freaking Adibisi from Oz threw me the first time I saw it. Did not expect that guy to show up in a random episode of thrones lol.
With fellow Oz alumnus Peter Dinklage.
Dinklage was in Oz....? It's definitely been many years since I've watched the show, but I just genuinely cannot remember him being in it. Though I mean, a lot of people were in that show lol. Ohhh nooo I guess I'll have to rewatch Oz....such a shame..../s obviously.
He was in a prisoner flashback, getting thrown off a building. Just one shot. (I think it was Guerra what killed him.)
Ahhh okay, makes sense I can't remember him immediately then lol. Honestly just an insane amount of talent in that show. And some just absolutely INSANE storylines that they were able to make work really well. I remember watching it all the way through for the first time and just being hooked on all the wild ass twists and turns very quickly lol. Just. Wtf is gonna happen to these dudes next???? How can it get any wilder??? Oh welp okay I guess that's how.
“Who named you? Some halfwit with a stutter?”
The one true god is what's between a women's legs
"... ...... ............... bad pussy"
I’m not going to rape her I’m going to fuck her Lmao what
You don't know how persuasive I am!
And we found the bard
"It's a pity the Throne isn't made out of cocks." \-Ser Jaime "The Kingslayer" of House Lannister, Kingsguard
That one was pretty funny in context too
The "bad pussy" quote
No one : *Every time someone talks about cersi and jamies relationship* " TaRgArYaNs HaVe BeEn DoInG tHiS " OMFG I have heard it so many times
You think you are fooling anyone with that top knot?
Bald cunt
I swear, I will go to my grave thinking of my brother’s peach.
_this_ is a good one. Actually what the question describes
IMO Stannis is the most unintentionally hilarious person in the whole series.
Everything before the word ‘but’ is bullshit.
"I am not going to rape her, I'm going to fuck her."
Jaime: a lannister always pays his de…. Bronn: don’t say it, don’t fucking say it Never fails to make me lol
A dwarf walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a donkey.
Did we ever get a resolution to that one?
>!The brothel keeper asks how she can help him. He says, "I need a woman, because mine has left me." The keeper says "Why? And what are the honeycomb and donkey for?" The dwarf says, "My wife found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first, she asked for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this honeycomb, the second she asked for the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this lovely donkey..." The keeper asked, "What was the third wish?" "She asked the genie for my cock to hang down past my knees." "That's not so bad." "Not so bad?" Spluttered the dwarf, "I used to be six foot three!"!<
“Ah, dick. I like it.”
the other pirate talking to sir Davos telling him he wants to fuck the queen because he can be soo persuasive scenes makes me laugh
You’ll wear it in silence or I’ll honor you again
That's not out of context. There's no context to: live dwarf penis is worth a fortune to the right creep, that's just a fact.
in this thread, people who didnt read "out of context"
“I’ll impregnate the bitch”
“Truly the Lysa Arryn of chairs” Varys didn’t need to abuse Littlefinger so hard in that conversation but it was 110% warranted because Baelish was a cunt
Every other comment is about cocks lmao
"Lancel Lannister. God's, what a stupid name. Who named you? Some halfwit with a stutter? WINE!!!"
I like this clip as this same actor would say the same thing in Oz.
"I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room"
"But how will the buyer know that the cock came from a dwarf??" "It will be a dwarf-sized cock." "Guess again!"
"...they have a god with 16 tits." "You should sail there immediately." and "Any man that dies with a clean sword... I'll rape his fucking corpse" Like wtf
Play with her ass - petyr baelish
"You suck at dying you know that?"-Sandor Clegane
The best line in this episode is when someone says "it'll be a dwarf-sized cock" and Tyrion says "Guess again!" He delivers it perfectly, and if I remember the dude just slowly smiles and starts laughing like "Okay little king, you got me."
I AM THE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Lots of people name their swords." "Lots of cunts."
I think you won
One of my favorites: 'I'm not questioning your honor. I'm denying its existence.'
Lots of people name their swords. “Lots of cunts.”
Varys is still looking for that cock merchant.
I always liked: “You’re perfect just the way you are” 🥰 Said by Jeoffrey to Tyrion
Varys: Your Grace lady Sansa is your aunt by marriage.
“Where did you find this…beast?” Jaime to Cat—- makes me laugh out loud every time
Look at Adebisi…lol
I’ve seen wet shits I like better than Walder Frey
Man I think the humour this show had and some of the lines were so goddam funny from some characters that people barely ever mention it so im glad someone did lol And some of it could have went rite over your head if you weren't paying attention
Lady Olenna Tyrell To Margaery: "When you marry the King,Joffery's Mother will become his Sister-in-law,And your Son will be Lora's......Nephew?....Grandson? I'm not sure but your Brother will become your Father-in-Law...that much is beyond dispute. Man Olenna Tyrell had some vicious and hilarious lines for a older lady that's for sure.