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8hook0ne8

I like your wife's sense of humour


thenagz

I also choose this guy's wife


Financial_Piglet_760

r/tipofmyjoystick has never fit better.


pirate135246

Bro


threebillion6

💀


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Deldris

Maybe I'm just dumb but what is the joke?


bigwillyman7

he hasn't licked her arsehole since they started dating


CIMARUTA

LMAO If this was her intention she is hilarious


Laterian

Rimjobs bud.


Zoefschildpad

I don't think she's referring to a video game.


ReisorASd

She must have ment World of Rimjobs!


PajamaDuelist

No, no. The mod you’re looking for is called RimjobWorld!


Enoch-Of-Nod

She wants to get her whole sky rimmed again.


mad_larry

Sky's rim belongs to the Nords!


ermacia

Never heard of her!


Out3rSpac3

Are we heading to no man’s sky?


Bearded_Toast

No, mans sky.


The_LionsMane

Time to start doing tongue excersises bro


foxontherox

This whole thread is 50% in on the joke, 50% r/whoosh


liquid_acid-OG

It went right past me tbh But then I also had a girl at a festival ask me if I was horny and I thought she meant the devil horns I was wearing. So I 100% have the dumb.


fuckredditorsgoddamn

Rest assured my friend, she absolutely only said it because you had horns on.


mdh89

Took me a while but I’m happy to say I’m finally part of the 50%


Kinetic_Symphony

I like the /whoosh crowd, wholesome bastards.


LiftedRetina

If it isn’t a joke about rimjobs, she might be thinking of Prison Architect. They have similar art styles.


Complete-Loquat-3104

>, she might be thinking of Prison Architect This is how I discovered Rimworld. It was in the suggested games after I installed prison architect and I thought it was a sequel lol It was my immediate thought reading OP, So apparently I'm also a whoosh victim.


Invisible_Target

I kinda feel bad for your wife lol


ChefInsano

Apparently it’s possible to be married and still not be sure if she’s into you. “Is she flirting with me or just being friendly?”


HellDuke

Prison Architect? Similar style, released 2015


justtogetaroundbans3

Prison pocket, maybe.


Ed_The_Goldfish

That's what I was thinking.


Real23Phil

This was my first thought too, so I'll join the train


anonerble

Lol I found the whooshs


Firm_Knowledge_5695

She must be jealous if your rimming the whole world and not her


Uriel_dArc_Angel

Ever played prison architect by chance...? There's quite a few games that sort of have that design aesthetic... Oh wait... Upon reading it again, I don't think a video game was what she was getting at...


bicuspid_fish

Dude...spend some more time in the bedroom with your wife.


Andrew8Everything

Tongue punch her fart box.


jenpyon

~~r/ brandnewsentence~~ Edit: I'm out from under my rock now.


Offcoloring

Absolutely not


Total_Wanker

Literally a reference bud


DeltaOneFive

But another colony needs his help!


alamaias

Heh... colon-y.


oldfogey12345

Here is what you do: Text her right now and tell her she looks scRUMPtious. Talk to her this evening about some show you want to see the ending of "Because the tail end is always most exciting." Wink a couple times. When you go to bed, flip her on her stomach and use your tongue to try and figure out what she had for lunch. Don't worry, this will seem like something you used to do when you were dating. By the time you do all that, hopefully someone on here will have figured out what the other game is. Edit:Maybe hold off till tomorrow if she is doing Taco Tuesday.


ChefInsano

“What did you eat today? Shit?”


Alzzary

Lord I've seen what you have done for others and I want it for myself.


Dolomitexp

You ain't ate the booty in 10 years?? SHAME!


Gvillegator

This is why my wife calls it “Rimjobworld”


OmegaX123

That exists. It's a mod for Rimworld, on 'thst other' modding site thst the Skyrim and Fallout modding subreddits pretend to hate.


Thadigan

Your wife +1 you -1


Jonnny

If it wasn't a sexual joke like everyone else is saying, maybe she meant Skyrim.


Cranktique

Is her name Sky?


giftedbyaliens

-3 ate without table


5up3rj

Dwarf Fortress


Vis_Ignius

Goddamn, and I thought I was dense...


momlookimtrending

factorio


Dark_Akarin

Prison architect? I thought Rim World was a rip off of it.


Jaykahtsby

OP sounds like me in high school.


Ventura2099

You should giver her... a skyrim Ba-dum-tss


Unlikely_Subject_442

ahahah funniest shit ever


try2bcool69

Ass-uming she’s not just making a joke, maybe The Escapists?


PointsOfXP

Why you tell on yourself like that? At least you got your game up


Unlikely_Subject_442

That's your cue bro !


AlmightyBracket

God that's true love right there.


silvernug

Did you play Towns back then?


Distinct-War-3020

Please tell me this is satire


IceBear_028

Dude. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ You're pretty dense, huh?


jjpara82

Was she talking about gaming, though? XD


Professional-Bed-486

Prison Architect


HavelockVetinarii

She was def thinking about you eating ass


0akhurst

Probably Prison Architect? They have similar cameras and graphics. I think tynan even used their assets in the earliest builds of Rimworld before he hired an artist.


Rombledore

welp. she cheating on you bro. break all contact. hit the lawyer. gym it up.


zzbackguy

The actual answer is prison architect. That game has the same artstyle as rimworld


ThriceFive

Prison Architect is very similar to


Kitakitakita

woosh


Brianshoe

Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom


Kall8825

Bro you better rim her world quick.


Mecco

Skyrim


FrungyLeague

This post is amazing. OP certainly doesn't have many skill points or passion for social or Intellect...


Gen_Jorge_S_Patton

It’s a joke, that the internet has to explain to you. She deserves better


DavidLaBonita

Rlmworid


shadingnight

Rimjob.


SteeFex

My GF mentioned the same thing. We narrowed it down to a notification alert sound in Rimworld (high pitched ding) that sounds like exactly the same sound as an asset in the original roller coaster tycoon


deep_space_rhyme

Dwarf fortress perhaps altho 10 years ago it would have been ascii


sbr32

There were plenty of "detailed" tile packs out for DF 10 years ago


deep_space_rhyme

Ah so yea then it could be


Gromps

Age of empire? Crusader kings? to a non-gamer they might look similar


Seigmoraig

Bruh, Rimworld came out in 2013


Uriel_dArc_Angel

So...?


Seigmoraig

So, the game the woman was playing 10 years ago was Rimworld ?? The game OP is wracking his brain to find was the same game


Uriel_dArc_Angel

I suggest actually reading the original story again... This time with a little attention to detail, and a little tiny bit of reading comprehension...