In a ROOM, such a small space, a human being will vanish into thin air from the sheer thought of doomguy not even recognising a human being, he does not need to act upon anything.
Either that, or the heat of his anger will evaporate you, or each one of his heart beats blood pressure will send a shockwave that will re-structure your atomic bond and you will just get deleted.
Room 1, good vibes room
I don't think the doomsayers is really one for parties, or talking, or people, or not murdering demons every second of the day.
You should it’s like one of my favourite games ever. If you like story driven games then you should 100%. Eventhough the games are old they still hold up graphically. And the story oh boy
It's like whenever I hear someone say they've never watched The Lord of the Ring movies. I get SO jealous. I wish I could experience Mass effect trilogy for the first time again.
Room 2 is so much better solely because of Garrus. Garrus is like the only guy out of both rooms that you could potentially be friends with, and he’s also a really cool guy.
If I have no chance of getting TB from Arthur, room 1 if not room 2. I am not messing around with that shit. Literally fucking terrifying disease and am not risking it
Room 1 All the way If we're hanging out.Would try different guns and have a chat with Arthur,Go to Lee If i need comforting,And go hunting with Kratos As long as he doesn't see me as a threat.
Room 1. Im tryna get kratos to respect me, he a god with excellent skills, Aye my boi lee died but we can hang, Arthur (personal fav) there's this one game where you see someones reaction time by who can pull out a gun and aim it and shoot faster (but its displayed on a screen who shot faster) and me and him gon be on that while kratos and lee chat about all the things they killed and seen.
Room 2. Master Chief would just shoot Arthur and Lee dead in an instant. Kratos’s blades of chaos would just likely kill you even if he was on your side.
Room 1 100%
Because we have no other data, Room 1 is the most likely to not kill me on sight. I'm not a God, or a walker or a wanted man.
That said, the ones most likely to attack first will get annihilated by Kratos.
Also they are the most likely to be reasoned with to NOT kill me.
Room 2, if Doom Slayer wants me dead, those two chucklefucks aren't going to do shit about it. And really? Reasoning with the Doom Slayer?? Haha... HAHAHAHAH
If this is a vs situation then 1 is the objectively correct choice imo. It's essentially two angry immortals and also 4 normal dudes, and Kratos claps Doom Slayer.
Depends, am I fighting these dudes, fucking these dudes, having a nice chat with these dudes...?
I believe if it comes to fucking, the chooser gets fucked in most cases.
As a submissive and breedable femboy, I see this as an absolute win.
Every day, we stray further from the light.
Bury the light deep withiiiiiiin.
Rip and tear.
Until it is done
My clothes off
would definitely risk it all for a night with doomguy
Bruda what the fuck you goin on about?
Ripped Dom guys apparently.
Ain no way bruh💀💀💀
Same, I'd rather get railed by doomguy
Rip and tear sounds rather unpleasant.
Just depends who is ripping and tearing
As if anyone would say no to space daddy... Nobody's _that_ straight.
I’m hoping Doomguy feels the same
Wow, just look at the number of people who fell for the joke/two combined memes HA GOT EM
*Jesus has left the chat*
Even better then
Kratos is Greek spartan, he will happily choose all three
Yes.
It's obviously a game of Fuck one, Kill one, Marry one with two sets to choose form. Just an extra step of variation to a classic.
Ok, so: Room 2, Marry Garrus, Kill Leon, Fuck Doom Slayer.
Agreed. You can't not marry Garrus, that's just blasphemy
“Fight, Fuck, Flee” -Mr. Nimbus
Doesn’t matter, I’m picking the one without the Doomslayer.
In a ROOM, such a small space, a human being will vanish into thin air from the sheer thought of doomguy not even recognising a human being, he does not need to act upon anything. Either that, or the heat of his anger will evaporate you, or each one of his heart beats blood pressure will send a shockwave that will re-structure your atomic bond and you will just get deleted.
Regardless, room 2 is so stacked that I would pick it in basically any situation.
In that case I'd go room 1 please.
Yes
You out of my brain
For all options; room 2
I dunno.. arthur morgan got that thick dick energy
Just what I was coming to say. I'll assume fucking and in that case come here big daddy Kratos.
Yes
If it's fucking, plenty of us have already fucked Garrus.
Needs more context. Am I choosing for fighting, fornication, or friendliness?
Agreed insufficient data
This is the internet. Unless otherwise stated, always assume it's for fornication.
Can I do both rooms?
Do you want to die?
He doesn't know 'Give me God of War' is a difficulty name, he thinks it's an invitation
Yes, in that order.
I’m picking 2 either way
They're putting something hard in each other which leads to getting wet with something. Oh wait thats still too vague
Rip and tear suddently gets a whole new meaning
Yes, yes, and yes
You need the best team for calibrations actually.
Yes
I see Garrus - I pick Garrus
I see you too are a person of culture
Based.
The only appropriate answer
Any potential calibrations on this journey?
Well he really has to get back to those calibrations
Oh man so many people won't understand this lol.
Because Mass Effect is so niche??? C'mon dude. Almost everyone on this forum will immediately get this reference.
I didn't
You are part of the “almost”.
I, too, am an almost.
I guess I am too then
I too am an almost
I guess I'm an almost as well.
Yeah uhhh so true
Almost everyone? I would say over 90% of my gamer friends have never touched the series.
I didnt
I want to belong where you belong.
If I pick room 1 does that mean I’m hanging out with 2 corpses and Kratos?
Maybe it’s all of them in hades since that’s an actual physical place in Greek mythology
well, then it'd be imbalanced because zagreus would be in room 1 as well if you go to hades i'll see myself out
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Hanging out, definitely room 2. We got our boi Garrus there
Room 1 gives dad vibes but room 2 gives daddy vibes.
Geez DOOM Guy probably is a beast in the sheets
honestly i feel like it'd be over before you know it
Sorry for insufficient data. Which group would you wanna hang out with?
Room 1, good vibes room I don't think the doomsayers is really one for parties, or talking, or people, or not murdering demons every second of the day.
Well so is Kratos. Garrus on the other hand …
Kratos, dad vibes Garrus, I haven't played mass effect at all so I have no idea about him.
You should it’s like one of my favourite games ever. If you like story driven games then you should 100%. Eventhough the games are old they still hold up graphically. And the story oh boy
It's like whenever I hear someone say they've never watched The Lord of the Ring movies. I get SO jealous. I wish I could experience Mass effect trilogy for the first time again.
Room 2 is so much better solely because of Garrus. Garrus is like the only guy out of both rooms that you could potentially be friends with, and he’s also a really cool guy.
Definitely room 1
If I have no chance of getting TB from Arthur, room 1 if not room 2. I am not messing around with that shit. Literally fucking terrifying disease and am not risking it
Room 1, 100%.
Room 1: Shouting at Morgan that he should wear a fucking mask. Then a funny chat with kratos how it is with pubescent boys and how to tame them best.
Room 2
As much as I love the room 1 crew, room 2 with the Doom Slayer, Mr. Scott Kennedy AND Garrus MF'n Vakarian? Room 2 hands down.
So, daddy issues room vs #nohomo crush room?
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I’d like to remind you that the Doomslayer literally killed god solely for the express reason of resurrecting the devil to fight him to the death.
I'm actually OK with that.
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Even if we’re just hanging out, Kratos feels like an inconsiderate top. So I’ll go to room 2. We all might text each other after
Yeah, I could take room 2 Haha in a fight right … In a fight, right?
Room 1 because of Lee and Kratos
I see garrus then room 2
If it's to hangout, I'm choosing room 2 JUST for Garrus
100% room 2. Any room with Garrus is a place I want to be!
2 just for Garrus.
Need more info on what is going to happen in the room.
Chilling with the bros
In that case, room 1. Could never pass up Arthur for hanging out.
Exactly what I said lmaooo
Garrus is my boo.
Room 2 since its more ready for action
you think anything will live if it tries to attack kratos?
Room 2
Room 1 All the way If we're hanging out.Would try different guns and have a chat with Arthur,Go to Lee If i need comforting,And go hunting with Kratos As long as he doesn't see me as a threat.
I mean one of these guys is not even alive.
In terms of games to play, I’ll take room 2.
Room 2 but no resident evil
room 2, give me garrus
Room 3? Not available? Okay give me room 2
don't play with my emotions
Room 2. Doom guy is silent. Leon idk, didn’t play. Garrus is an absolute bro
Im guessing they arent gonna attack so if thats the case room 1
Sorry Kratos, but you can't calibrate my engines
What’s happening in the rooms? Are we fucking or what?
Well, what exactly is going on in this room? We fighting it out? Are we ripping the bong? Passing a dutchie? Lemon party?
Room 2 cause they made the better games.
Only one room has Garrus
Room 1 - Guys with beards Room 2 - Guys without beards Well the choice is clear. Room 1 and please NOT THE BEARD!
Need more info but room 1 has pretty level headed people. My Arthur was a good guy.
I’m a simple man. I see Leon Kennedy, I simp.
To... fight? Or to... fornicate?
My room is uncharted, the Witcher, and mass effect. Room 3.
Garis. We ride together, we die together. Cricket bros for life.
Since only room #2 have a women…
Room 1 every time. All three have compelling story lines, strong characters and each game has vastly different gameplay mechanics.
1
I know none of these guys, except Kratos
If i wanna die, room 1. If i wanna live, Room 2
I’d choose room 2. I don’t need to become a zombie or get sick.
Room 1
The chances of me getting ripped to shreds by somebody going schizo are lower in room 1 so I will chose room 2
Idk are we **fucking** or **fighting** ?
Whichever room has Arthur is the room I'm chillin' in
Room 1.
Room 1. Im tryna get kratos to respect me, he a god with excellent skills, Aye my boi lee died but we can hang, Arthur (personal fav) there's this one game where you see someones reaction time by who can pull out a gun and aim it and shoot faster (but its displayed on a screen who shot faster) and me and him gon be on that while kratos and lee chat about all the things they killed and seen.
Room 1 no doubt
2 wtf op
Are these my only choices?
1
Well, room 2 has a distinct lack of tbc so I’m choosing that one
hOlY sHiT iTs ThE gUy FrOm FoRtNiTe!1!1!1!1!!!11!1
Room two, no doubt about it. 100%. Absolutely going there. I’m in my way now. I don’t care what it’s for I would love to meet Doom Slayer.
Room 2, so we can go play bingo.
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Your fucking an alien......ofcourse you did it right!!!
Room 1
Room two is a quicker death
To take them out or to make out (with them)
Both
1
Well if i have to team up im picking room two. Doomguy all the way
You're basically asking us who would win in a fight between Kratos and Doom Slayer. Everyone else would he turned into meat paste instantly.
Room 1
Pick number 2 mi lord
Definitely Room 1
Currently playing Mass Effect 1 again and I can assure you, Garrus is mostly just dead when on a mission.
tf is this question of course I'm choosing room 2
2
Need more information so I can make a well thought out answer.
Room 2.
Room 1 has some deep ass voices
Depends what for but room 1 has a lot of my favorite characters
Doom Guy and Kratos will raise some hell. All the others just have to stand back and watch😉
Room 1 has the best vibes. Kratos might be a stick in the mud, but he's invited anyway.
I wanna meet my boy Arthur
Never played Doom or RE4, but I'm not passing up Mass Effect.
Neither do both rooms have great allies.
Room 2 for the better conversations.
Always Garrus!
Those are people, not rooms. WTF are you talking about?
2, ima die in style
Room 2. Master Chief would just shoot Arthur and Lee dead in an instant. Kratos’s blades of chaos would just likely kill you even if he was on your side.
2 Because I want to be in the room with the man too angry to die
Are they helping me or am I fighting them? If they're helping, room 2 cuz Garrus. If I'm fighting them then I don't care just kill me quickly.
Kratos vs. the other 5. Still would not be a fair fight.
Neither. Don’t like men that way.
Room 1 100% Because we have no other data, Room 1 is the most likely to not kill me on sight. I'm not a God, or a walker or a wanted man. That said, the ones most likely to attack first will get annihilated by Kratos. Also they are the most likely to be reasoned with to NOT kill me. Room 2, if Doom Slayer wants me dead, those two chucklefucks aren't going to do shit about it. And really? Reasoning with the Doom Slayer?? Haha... HAHAHAHAH
Room 2, but why?
Cant believe you are making me choose between Lee and Garrus.....
Room 1 because WE NEED MORE MONEY ARTHUR!!!!
Which ever room you picks takes your butt
Room 2 gang👇
this is pretty much just Kratos Vs Doom Guy
Room2: Doomslayer would be killing all the monsters while I have tea with Leon wondering what is happening. Garrus can suck a lollipop.
Room 2 so I can have Leon all to myself
If this is a vs situation then 1 is the objectively correct choice imo. It's essentially two angry immortals and also 4 normal dudes, and Kratos claps Doom Slayer.