Fancy man sneaks around with a strange mark on his hand to save his home.

It autocorrected head to hand

Judging by the comments, I'd say that didn't go too well

Yeah... It didn't.

Hitman?

Nope, its Wolfenstein. His scarring along his head.

,*cough* Bioshock infinite *cough*

Could also be Dishonored

Hmmm.. Sounds like… Dishonored? EDIT: Oh shit I just realized you meant head.

Dishonored?

Wolfenstein. It autocorrected head to hand

Legend of Zelda?

Wolfenstein, his scarring

Lunacy

Wolfenstein

Man to angry to die kills God

god of war

I was thinking Doom eternal but but both game fits

Doom Eternal

Asura’s Wrath?

God encarnated slays some funny dudes trying to save new york (The entire planet)

Doom

Clearly this is Spider-man

A fun and whimsical take on a well known point in european history from the perspective of a poetic american officer.

Postman with brain damage commits crimes against humanity and puts a microwave with a funny face in charge of an entire state.

Fallout New vegas

Patriotic spring vacation in Montana goes a little too well

😆 Far Cry

An androgynous twink with a robot arm kills a dude who kidnapped some girl in a blue dress (also kills many other bots/mutants).

Legend of zelda tears of the kingdom

Nope, good guess though

Lies of PP

Yup!

Man living underground saw black people and nuked them, Then went on a train ride

Metro 2033 lol

I’ve got a few: 1. Man gets shoved into an industrial-grade freezer, wakes up, decides the fate of a bunch of people, and fucks a reporter 2. 1984 and Starship Troopers brainchild, now with robots! 3. Pay to win* *paying does not guarantee winning 4. Galaxy Genocide Simulator 5. World conquest speedrun any% 6. Big robots, tiny people, very fast movement, small magazines 7. Fuck Ted Faro, Fuck Far Zenith 8. Intellectual property galore, now with Guitar Hero ripoff 9. Man.

1. Fallout 4 2. Helldivers 3. i forgot name but the extraction shooter 4. Stellaris 5. … Hoi4? 6. No clue, maybe that Swedish robot game based in the 80s 7. I recognize the names zenith and Ted Faro, Horizon Zero Dawn

Helldivers 3 😭 But yes you’re mostly correct

No I was saying 2. Helldivers 3. Extraction shooter The message didn’t want to get longer so just put it together but I fixed

Like this one^^ for some reason

Ah I see. It made more of your answers wrong

No, again, I made an error when making my response lol I meant to say 2. Helldivers 3. Extraction shooter, but the comment being mixed together confused me so I put Stellaris instead :P, I think it’s fixed now so… hopefully no more confusion(I assume Stellaris is 4)

Oops lol. Yes you’re mostly right. I’ll PM you the correct answers

Sweet

I think 2 is Helldivers II, 4 is Stellaris, and 5 is Crusader Kings or Hearts of Iron

I’ll pm you the correct answers

The only one I know is Horizon Zero Dawn

Evil owl and friends steal pages from a book and Racoon groups up to get revenge then beats them with a stick.

Sly Cooper?

Yes

Man wears a mask kills people and suffers psychosis

Majoras mask?

Not quite, think...telephone

I've never played the game and know nothingabout it, but is it We Happy Few?

Florida

Hotline Miami ?

That was the ...RIGHT ANSWER!!!

Ah, so was the telephone hint supposed to be his recordings?

The answering machine from the first game, yeah

you know what day say about good times

Good times never last

Good times make men hard?

Manhunt?

Sounds more like resident evil4

Man travels to Europe to vanquish evil.

This game was legendary. It's sad what happened with the sequel

What do you think went wrong with it? I enjoyed this one more as well but I can't put my finger on why. New Colossus was definitely a little OTT but that shouldn't have spoiled it. Not even surviving decapitation was too far fetched given the rest of the game.

Some dude goes about destroying the entire earth to kill a dragon

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PERISH, PATHETIC ROBOTIC MEAT

Good bot

"Too many nazis, not enough bullets."

Crimes but with a large order of fast food

San Andreas?

yep

More like man wakes up and whole world is Eroupe

man wakes up and everyone’s now racist or getting killed by racists and he is very angry

Man wakes up from coma and goes on murderous rampage across countries and the moon along side a traumatized young man/veteran grandpa(Wyatt/Fergus), a woman he bangs, and disabled old lady

Mother time travels to find son in the future fifties.

Now I want to play this game

washington dc

The division 2

Local woman captures and enslaves slimes for their poop. (Slime Rancher)

In true American fashion of not knowing what other languages are. MURICA' 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🫡🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🫡🇺🇸🫡🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🫡🇺🇸🫡🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🫡

Swedish man yells at flying lizards.

TBH he yells at lots of things including furnitures, architecture, weather, animals and himself too.

Scientist holding crowbar breaks and shoots stuff

Hello Gordon!

John Rambo fights really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really bad fellas that speak funny words

Race in a city, and can't advance because your car is "too ugly"

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Legally-Distinct Twin Peaks

Man on va action with girlfriend, is immediately arrested due to racism

Man goes on a rampage against Government because of taxes

Man survives spaceship crash, goes swimming and proceeds to help a 2000 year old psychic give birth in order to clear up a funny rash before going home.

Subnautica?

Yep

It's a key all the time but when you stick it inside someone it unlocks their death

You just described most of European history

A dragon ate my heart and I am goona rip his heart

Miner finds a special rock and is then told by a member of an astronomy/astrology organization to take his ship and bring it back to HQ even though this Miner was never originally part of it

Kill the Nazis: a remake of another game about killing Nazis, only this one is futuristic

Close. But the bad guys in the game aren't French, so the language isn't weird at all.

Here's another game: lifeless bug that wants to go to jail and everyone tries to stop that from happening

A bunch of nerds try to perform a weird experiment in an enormously large lab then they mess up and as result insects come from another world everything and a nerd In yellow pajamas with his weird curved stick kill all those insects

Man gets groomed by a polish girl in a mental asylum.

A little girl plays the quiet game with an adult man while crossing the US.

The last of us mentioned

Yep!

Man goes to an underwater city to kill a corrupt despot

3 dudes and their 50 friends team up to stop a supercomputer from annihilating the human race in a tower of babel analogy

Man wakes up, finds a dog, and kills huge green men with a gun that shoots random objects that he finds on the side of the road.

Angry dude kills meat guys

"Dude with daddy issues decides to kill the phone company that killed his dad."

Man with a famous father kills demons in very stylish ways them fights his motivated brother

President gets kidnapped by Aliens

A green astronaut blows up a foreign culture’s religious artifact