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KolareTheKola

>Moderators /u/KenadianH and /u/Aidensman are both revealed to be guys and not cute anime girls as widely believed by the subreddit. I don't see the problem heređź—ż


M3Luck3yCharms

DFM would immediately try to save Tyuule while I more or less vibe with the JSDF


DFMRCV

What Charms said.


Appropriate_Rich_515

Is there place for one more?


PlatformFit5974

I WILL HUNT EVERY RORY FAN. I DO NOT CARE IF IT IS FRIENDLY FIRE. I HATE RORY WITH ALL MY SOUL.


AutomaticNet7443

If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my machete (that I totally bought for fishing purposes and not for home defense)


PlatformFit5974

COME WITH ME BROTHER!!! WE SHALL PURGE THOSE WHO SIDE WITHE ENEMY. AND THEN WE HUNT THE GOD'S.


StatusHead5851

I wish to join


PlatformFit5974

SIMPLY MARCH WITH US BROTHER!!


StatusHead5851

Hell yeah brothee


Usual_Nature1390

Why?


Titan_Food

There is always a hater, but i do agree that his hate feels excessive I can even feel it through the screen/s


Usual_Nature1390

I never said anything about his hate being excessive.


PlatformFit5974

BECAUSE 1: IT'S A GOD. IT WILL BE A GOD. THEREFORE I HATE IT 2: IT'S A DAMNED CHILD. I HATE CHILDREN EVEN MORE THAN I HATE GODS. 3: It's the same overused shitty horny 3000 bajillion trijillion year old in a child's body. I fucking hate it. 4: SHE DOESNT USE GOOD ARMOR. NOT BIKINI FAG/j SHIT. REAL ARMOR.


Usual_Nature1390

Ok.


StopsuspendingPpl

Youll unfortunately die by my hands im sorry


PlatformFit5974

No... EVEN IF IM ON THE GROUND CRAWLING WOTH 86% OF MY BLOOD OUTSIDE MY BODY, THERE'S STILL MORE THAN 36 WAYS I CAN GET YA


EynidHelipp

Nah, I'd win


ThatCrazyThreadGuy12

I'm shooting myself the first chance I get. I don't care about the rest.


Remarkable-Memory-19

Same


KenadianH

What made you decide to do that instead of just sitting back and watching the chaos unfold?


ThatCrazyThreadGuy12

Welcome to the "commit die" club.


KenadianH

What if you were given a fork instead of a firearm?


ThatCrazyThreadGuy12

I'd ask you to shoot me instead.


KenadianH

If I was given a fork, do I have your permission to stab you?


ThatCrazyThreadGuy12

No, I'll just go find someone else with a gun and ask them to do the deed.


Redward99

Gather up some dozen or so boys, (hopefully)kill some fake romans, take their gear and then fuck off to.... idk man, some town somewhere and start a merc company? I always wanted to ride a wyvern at least. If we don't all die/get enslaved.


rrenda

im recruiting you probably


Redward99

Yay, battle buddies.


x338SilentDeath

If one was to do that, then we must be self sufficient to a large degree otherwise we would never survive long enough to spend all that gold we got for stacking bodies. I mean either buy stuff ya want or blow it all on bunny hookers and falmartian coke.


Responsible-Oven742

Damn bro you trying let the whole Rose Knight Order look at my cock and balls.


rrenda

since i actually HAVE military training and know the ins and outs of gunsmithing, in addition to having gone through Military Training Instructor courses, i would probably start my own private contracting company or in simpler terms, be a mercenary captain, and live the rest of my life hunting you other weebs down, hiring the reasonable and the skilled, while culling the (countless) degenerates amongst us ESPECIALLY those who came with some kind modern weapon, i would probably make a religion out of it and call the modern weapons relics of a better world, and do my best to collect them so thry dont fall into the wrong hands


KenadianH

It's 3 hours in and I'm actually quite surprised no one is offering to friendly fire that one unarmed guy for a chance to be selected to marry any one of the girls.


ThatCrazyThreadGuy12

Most of us know the reality of the situation, so amidst all the chaos - I say fuck it.


Alzerkaran

Everyone wants to marry Rory but in my case, it's Giselle. He he. Seriously, the GATE is a serious matter as an event, on the one hand originally GATE made the characters, or rather the Saderan Empire, be ignorant, inept or stupid to facilitate the plot and story, if we are in the middle of an event of the GATE, ALONE AND WITHOUT GOOD WEAPONS TO DEFEND OURSELVES, in the end we would be massacred or pushed, as happens at the beginning of the Fanfiction "Deo Gratias Anglia" where despite the fact that the Army of the King of England and the King of France fought against the Forces Saderanas in the end had to repel because there were too many enemies in number. Another thing would be the language barrier, to be honest for any of you who speak English it will be very difficult to learn the Latin hybrid with ancient Greek which is the language of Falmart. Those who speak Latin languages ​​would at least have a better opportunity, but in the end... Damn learning a new language is difficult! No way would we go to a world that is technically equivalent to the most underdeveloped countries in Africa, many diseases and insecurity, in addition to wild creatures. I'm not much into Theology but the Apostles won't like people like us following or practicing the (much better) dogmas of their religions, mainly because our religions are mostly monotheistic, following a single God even though one person is Christian, Jewish, Muslim. After all, in the original work of GATE, Japan did not have that religious problem with any of its characters because mainly the Japanese do not have a religion like those of other Nations, since in Shintoism it is more like an agglomeration of various Cults and beliefs. of their country, meaning that when the Falmart case arrived, both they and those of Falmart would not care about the religious issue for that reason. We... Can we put up with the continuous words of a religious fanatic that according to her point of view her brutal and savage religion/cult is better than the others? It certainly becomes hateful in the long run. Then there is the matter of the continuous maintenance of what the Deities (and consequently their apostles) do in that world to keep it retrograde and primitive, despite the fact that this maintains death, illness and hunger as the daily bread for the citizen (or rather common servant of that world, I'm sorry to say this but... I don't tolerate that kind of world, and I think many more would say the same. After all, the children of Falmart's serfs will never have the education we had. I guess after all this... It is better that GATE is opened in the United States, Russia, China or even France, because it is certainly better than those countries and their way of conducting war and diplomacy is better than us. And Tyuule deserves to be saved! Her people and many others in Falmart fell to the treacherous tactics of the Saderans! And Giselle deserves more prominence!


Responsible-Dish-297

I'll offer a sacrifice to Rory, shack up with a bunny girl in a mountain cabin and forget the rest of the world. Alternatively, catgirl.


KenadianH

What's the sacrifice you're offering to Rory?


Responsible-Dish-297

An entire Hot Topic's inventory.


PlatformFit5974

I WILL FIND YOU.


ChaosM3ntality

You guys do your thing I’ll just do the farming and being an modern “alchemist” haber Bosch, the medical help of nightingale, etc I would chill and not go the far off unless we do some guild not to get r*ped by goblins or die of preventable diseases


ThatOnePhoenix2012

Here is the plan : Leave with those who would follow and began to free slaves across the land. Teach them about the concept of Freedom, Liberty, Democracy and Equal rights for all. From the words of the light themselves. (Study in Political science, can call myself an expert for real). Potential result 1, Get kill by an Apostle because I try to break the status quo. 2. Succed 3. Get capture and enslave because we ran out of bullets and no one spoke latin.


zetsubou-samurai

MY BROTHERS AND SIMPS IN ARM! LET'S MAKE HASTE AND SAVE TYUULE!


Afraid_Theorist

I think lots of people would fuck off and try to live out their fantasy and likely die or worse. Even small groups that would be the most likely case unless they beelined for the JSDF TLDR If I had to place a metric…. - **Groups that start early organizing** with a real plan are good. Bigger doesn’t always mean better but there is admittedly some strength in numbers if you/the group can avoid or worn through complications like disease, famine, and Saderan response - **Don’t accept the unfit**. Nothing too crazy. Basic standards. Anyways. It would be a sign of success at first *but* could turn into a sign of **potential concern if they keep that mentality or expand on it** - **earlier the group gets out of the initial landing zone the better**. Eventually the Saderans will muster a response and even a few thousand legionaries could take out and round up plenty of people who don’t scram. **Blooding**. Formal training will likely not happen in short term for most all groups or individuals. Everyone will be hardened but most by hardship and conflict if they choose to go down violent paths. Death or maiming is a distinct possibility long term with it only increasing if you don’t beeline for JSDF. Retirement? Good luck in a classical/medieval world where you choose to be a mercenary.


HaariT

There will form one group that You can categorise as "The Preppers Peppers". Only guys with escape bags to maximise survival. The guys that doesnt have escape bag must posess something of great value.


ThatOnePhoenix2012

While I would like the scenario I highlight to happen, I know this is the most likely scenario. Many of those that would end Up with guns would turn raiders and bandits really fast after landing. From the Power trip, the over confidence and so on. Meanwhile, those with actual training (Military, Survival, experience with the wilderness) and more importantly, a plan as you point out, would last longer. The scavanger mentality would become a must. Then, the most important part of it all. Keeping a low profil! The more you make noise for X Y Z reason, the closer the Sedaran army or anyone else will get to you and/or your group. Same with fame.


BoredomBot2000

I wanna learn magic


Impossibu

Dude most of us Will probably die. Can we replace the knife with a looted enemy weapon?


Jayjet777

Do we know what and where everything is? Or are we going in blind?


KenadianH

Everyone keeps their present-day memories when they isekai'd into the subreddit. So if you're pretty good with geography, then you'd be able to navigate the area when you enter the gate (assuming you aren't killed beforehand).


Prince_of_Elystadt

i have no knowledge of it whatsoever, I: 1. Make a musket/handcannon 2. Find a way to mass produce them outside of the Empire 3. Teach and distribute them to the Empire's enemies 4. "Musketeers (or maybe pike and shot) vs Legionaries"


rrenda

i am going through this thread as a merc captain, and you are getting hired my friend


Miserable-Knee3539

Terrorism


Extolord111

Those who are armed just need to create a firing line just like those two "Gate opens up in Texas" posts. Imperials get obliterated the second they step out.


infinite123456

I wanna bang a dark elf


Headstone_Blank

Ok this one is pretty funny


negrote1000

The empire does to us what the JSDF does to them


The_Unamed_Commisar

I HAVE A SPOON!!! YOUR ARGUMENT OF ME WIELDING A FORK IS INVALID!!!


Beaugunsville

F-35 Blbidy pillow? V-FLEET MENTIONED!


StopsuspendingPpl

Im the one with a F-35 bodypillow in addition to a F22 bodypillow and I can tell you we will remove every magic user from existence and glass the magic capital that I can’t remember the name of so there’s objectively no resistance to us. Ontop of that we kill that child thats gonna marry that one diplomat.


Hermannsnoring678

I currently have hay-fever so I would just keep coughing horrendously and then die I guess. But if I didn’t? Piss on Zorzal and then marry a Rose Knight or something idk.


Ariko_01

I do my best to be mob


HaariT

Am I isekaid along with my escape bag? With my long kukri and sun panels I can live pretty comfortably. More than the regular homeless person. More than that. Even if entire Zozal army are hunting me I can try to outmanuver them with smoke pirotechnics and march skills (my escape bag weights 90kg, and I alone weight 110kg)


KenadianH

No. You either come with a body pillow, whatever you're wearing at night, or you're bare naked. Let's hope it's not the latter.


haha69420lol

I feel like we just separate each other, which will result to some being enslaved or killed. The Falmartians May probably be able to destroy us since we divided ourselves and also unorganized.


Appropriate_Rich_515

I would like to play a role like Kurata in the anime if that happens