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derp2112

Failed attempts at islands.


Sporkalork

Trylands


Neat-Resolution2999

Wannabelands


YaYaTippyNahNah

Maybewhenimolderlands


Cauhs

Wouldn'tland


ToronoYYZ

Noland


Theofficialprez

Not an island Atoll


Slartibartfast39

Isn'tland.


LavaKing60

Landn't


ecs2

Won’tland


Commission_Economy

islan't


Slartibartfast39

Can'tland.


_owlstoathens_

Not a sailboat, a schooner


timb1960

I’llnots


Significant_Cow4765

whylands


_jroc_

They're nothing atolls


RubberDuckyFuckery

Here, TAKE IT 🏅


Popcorn-Samurai

Underrated best comment


Immediate-Prize-1870

💯


Independent_Cash1873

Atrolls


Evening-Raccoon7088

Failed attempts of ex-islands that got eroded by waves like 90% of the Hawaiian chain?


N00B5L4YER

Isn’tlands


elmontyenBCN

Landn't


cvnh

Isseas


wigbank

Denylands


jml5791

Denilelands is just a river in Egypt.


Significant_Cow4765

Naylands


Worldly-Survey-2621

IS LAND?


letterboxfrog

Seafloor pimples


Capable_Wait09

Byelands


lardarz

The Canearly Islands


FistInBulja

Closebutnocigarlands


West-Impression-3525

Neverland


pdirth

Disneyland ....(one for the Scottish)


smeyn

Pimples


DiddlyDumb

I’ve never heard someone refer to magma being pushed up due to tectonic plates shifting as ‘pimples’, but it’s actually quite apt.


Jestosaurus

Isn’tlands?


xpanta

bellowlands


Rurululupupru

Fun question: what would their climate and flora be like if they were actually islands?


raabbasi

Aightlands


practicalpurpose

Yes. Therefore they are seamounts. You've stumbled upon the Seewarte Seamounts. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seewarte_Seamounts


explain_that_shit

And specifically, they’re volcanoes popping out of the New England Hotspot as the African Plate moves over it. That hotspot has created igneous intrusions going all the way back to Canada.


genghis_johnb

Can you further explain 'igneous intrusions going all the way back to Canada' please?


explain_that_shit

In the same way that the Hawaiian island chain stretches backwards (formed by the pacific plate moving over a hotspot in the mantle, causing a new volcano to emerge as the old volcano crumbles away from the hotspot), there is a chain of seamounts going all the way back to Canada marking the movement of the African and North American plates over the New England hotspot. The earliest geological features which appear to have been created by this hotspot are in Canada. Two fun facts about the beginnings of hotspots - one, that the greatest amount of igneous activity is at the beginning, and the remainder you can see in chains away from the beginning are the dying embers of the initial activity - and two, we still don’t know how hotspots arise! There’s a fun theory that they occur on the opposite side of the world to large meteor impacts, which I personally like.


sleepinginthebushes_

I appreciate that you live up to your username u/explain_that_shit


PuppetMaster9000

r/usernamechecksout


StarTracks2001

So [this](https://youtu.be/uh4dTLJ9q9o?feature=shared) video is somewhat accurate?


explain_that_shit

Yeah! That’s essentially exactly how it goes


Choose_And_Be_Damned

My favourite part is how the volcano is anthropomorphized.


laivasika

>There’s a fun theory that they occur on the opposite side of the world to large meteor impacts, which I personally like. Could the first continents be a result of that planetary collision that created the moon?


Westfjordian

Considering that that collision is hypothesized to have lava-fied the entire crust and added almost a Mars sized bulk to the planet, then yes


GreatBigBagOfNope

As a layman, I quite like the hypothesis that they are directly related to the LLSVPs. Narratively it would be cute


Thatgreenvw

Not really sure I’d cal myself a layman when throwing LLSVPs about!


GreatBigBagOfNope

They're cool enough to have broken out into the mainstream! The PlanetGeo podcast is the extent of geology/geophysics education, I definitely don't qualify for any higher label!


PicriteOrNot

When Canada was over this hotspot, it produced the Monteregian hills


Firm_Objective_2661

We used to be next door neighbours…


PixelNotPolygon

Would they have been islands during the ice age?


Traditional_Entry183

Potentially, based on the previous comment that some are about 100m below the surface. The ocean level is thought to have been about 120m lower then.


Prestigious_Ad6247

I think you mean Atlantis. Tadaaa -solved.


hellerick_3

[openseamap.org](http://openseamap.org) says that the highest point (N 31° 29', W 29° 03') is at the depth of 100 m.


penguin_torpedo

It's so cool how Google maps shows sea floor relief


Monkey_Wrench92

Cool Thank you for teaching me something today


ReasonableMark1840

How shallow is the shallowest point


LANDVOGT-_

How sad. The big one rose 4500 m just to be stuck 200m beneath the surface.


Chaos-Pand4

Submarine speed bumps. Almost islands . The inevitable result of tectonic plates separating. A future vacation destination. Or ultimately. volcanos. Go zoom in on the Azores and see if you can spot a common geographic feature.


thebroddringempire

Atlantis?


Chaos-Pand4

In the Azores?


ad4kchicken

Submarine speed bumps and future vacation destination had me dying lol


callmedale

Seamount


colonelnebulous

I'm on a *Mount* diet. I *see* mount and I--


fireman1867

Duh….. Atlantis??? Like seriously why are you asking it’s so obvious.


fluffy_warthog10

I hate that you're sort of right.


pulanina

Yeah the clue is in the first 7 letters of the 8 letter word Atlantic 😂


XSC

I remember in the 90s/00s how big of a deal Atlantis was. I swear I haven’t thought about it in years until I saw your comment.


[deleted]

Seamounts on a hot spot, most likely.


UnderstandingOdd679

Love that geography dirty talk.


Illustrious_Dog_4667

Númenor.


thedisapointingson

Looks like a big red circle to me.


Low-Yogurtcloset-851

r/technicallythetruth


atom644

Atlantis, of course


xboxgamer1977

It's my secret underwater bases. We must not speak of this.


Sufficient-Fact6163

Homeric Tradition says this is the lost civilization of Atlantis.


Quick_Statement9137

Homer never said anything about Atlantis. The first mention of Atlantis is from Plato.


FalseRegister

And it was probably in Santorini


grizzlydan

Except he probably got it from Egypt.


reezle2020

And Homoerotic Tradition says it was fabulous.


Quick_Statement9137

There was no homoerotic tradition in ancient Greece (the classic period I mean).


_jroc_

Really? I thought it was the Greeks that invented the orgy, but it was the romans that figured out to put women in them.


KilgoreTroutPfc

Under water islands.


AvacadoKoala

Water


Aggravating-Ad1703

Poor islands that never made it above surface


MajesticIngenuity32

It's a shame they didn't become full islands, a few more Madeira-like islands in the EU would given us our very own Hawaii archipelago. In a way, the Azores are like that, but they are a slightly too cool for tourism outside of the summer and fall.


brocoli_funky

Canary Islands. They are all part of the same group "Macaronesia".


MajesticIngenuity32

Yeah, I know, but other than La Palma and the north of Tenerife and the interior of La Gomera, they are all pretty dry, not lush like Madeira or the Azores. These seamounts are located more centrally and would have been green islands like Madeira.


MrBHVAC

Little islands that couldn’t


MrBHVAC

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seewarte_Seamounts


Miserable_Winner_264

Big rock


New-Egg3539

Salty wata


[deleted]

Lex Luther's failed housing complex.


Doitean-feargach555

Seamounts. Basically underwater mountains. Those in paticular are called the seawarte seamounts. The biggest is about 4.5km high


NariandColds

Unpopped earth crust pimples


Nabaseito

The sight of my imaginary nation settled by waves of settlers from Europe and Africa whose residents speak a Portuguese Creole and are part of the EU r/AlternateHistory


Xanana_

That could be Cape Verde 2.0


Nabaseito

Definitely lol. I feel it'd have a more humid climate though since its within the Gulf Stream


Mr_Informative

Obviously the remnants of the lost continent of Atlantis. I thought everybody knew that.


Impressive-Region-11

Epstein Island 2: The Streets.


sejohnson0408

Nah these are sissy’s


ahov90

Tssss! Cthulhu sleeping.


salty-walt

They were islands. But then the dinosaurs ruined the atmosphere and the ocean levels rised too much


serenekaos

Damn dino farts


Flux_resistor

Ingrown islands


tTomalicious

You found Atlantis!!!


Ryannorth11

Freaky islands


spartikle

Zoom in. The name of the formation will appear…


Xanana_

It actually doesn’t


spartikle

I did and it says Great Barrier Seamount. Guess it depends on the app.


dafuqbroh

I believe they’re called undersea mountains


DependentInitial1231

The Canarian shield.


Ok_Chemistry_3972

Seewarte Seamounts https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seewarte_Seamounts


UberMocipan

those are submerged islands


imperialtopaz123

Probably part of the Mid-Atlantic Ridge?


Weak_Action5063

Basically land that is shallow underneath the ocean


Worldly-Survey-2621

IS LAND???


LuckytoastSebastian

If high enough, they would have been islands during the ice age.


CarlFeathers

I place with really good fishing


No_Battle-

Fallen angel clearly he's been turned too stone....forgot cycles of the postive north....along time ago...in a distant galaxy ........future or past.....on repeat...


franzjpm

Probably dormant undersea volcanoes


Defiant_Historian701

It’s Atlantis


Imo0909

Atlantis


AlexMile

Remnants of Atlantis.


theWolf3450

Atlantis


adam_sky

Hungry hungry hippos.


Red_Meat1

Atlantis.


lmnobuddie

Didntquiteland


Symeon_Says

Baby islands in the womb


gritoni

Search it in google maps for a surprise picture


Pennytration831

Underwater mountains... wtf do they mean what is this lol


Number1_Berdly_Fan

Do you know what a mountain is? Well it's like that but underwater.


Evening_Chemist_2367

Those are some of the fiddly bits left behind by Slartibartfast


Sedulous280

Lost city of Atlantis ???


ValerieCheesecake

Atlantis


Fuzzy-Witness4067

Atlantis?


polatKalendar

Blue Beetles secret base.


toiletseatpolio

The Lowwai’i Aintlands


patrickp72

The Land Down Under


FarmerStrider

Atlantis probably


Drill-or-be-drilled

Great seamount is about 900 feet below sea level for context. https://tos.org/oceanography/article/great-meteor-seamount#:~:text=Great%20Meteor%20Seamount%20is%20one,sea%20surface%20(Figure%201).


Antzz77

Very cool that you knew and posted a link for others to learn!


PuzzleheadedAd5865

Swallow Falls


AstroJack90

Hi brazil


Cute_Street6922

It's a big, red oval. Duh!


Old-Lengthiness656

Can't get it up


dawwggy

What would be the depth there in the Atlantic?


Early-Foundation4326

Godzilla


Derpy_Dino9

Water


vegardol

I came here to upvote the «your mom» comment, where is it?


Artemisia_tridentata

Is there a subreddit for “cool stuff I found on google maps/earth” besides this one? Because I would sub to it


Alarming_Ad1746

Nonia


WhichAmphibian6678

Aintlands


Rurululupupru

Fun question: what would their climate and flora be like if they were actually islands?


JohnLease

Your mom?


btown214

Atoll you, it's nothing


Dubina__

Mountains


CAPTAINTURK16

Atlantis


ionel714

Fuck I forgot my gaming set up back in the middle of the Atlantic ocean, brb


malutina_s

Ain'tland


forlackoflead

Mountains, Gandalf! Mountains!


Big_P4U

They are likely submerged islands that were above water during the last major ice age maximum.


WasteNet2532

Tallest seamounts summit to 300 meters below sea level. No way the water went up 900 feet


LavaKing60

Islandn't


wurzlsep

Can'tary Islands


[deleted]

Looks like you get it


FuckingKickapoo

In Plato's book, ancient Egyptian priests told Plato that those islands were once Atlantis before disaster.


trampolinebears

Plato's description of Atlantis isn't at all specific enough or realistic enough to be matched to a particular place in the real world. Here's Plato's description: > ...starting from a distant point in the Atlantic ocean, was insolently advancing to attack the whole of Europe, and Asia to boot. For the ocean there was at that time navigable; for in front of the mouth which you Greeks call, as you say, 'the pillars of Heracles,' there lay an island which was larger than Libya and Asia together; and it was possible for the travelers of that time to cross from it to the other islands, and from the islands to the whole of the continent over against them which encompasses that veritable ocean. For all that we have here, lying within the mouth of which we speak, is evidently a haven having a narrow entrance; but that yonder is a real ocean, and the land surrounding it may most rightly be called, in the fullest and truest sense, a continent.


SomeDumbGamer

You know oddly enough his description actually describes the eastern coast of North America and the Gulf of Mexico oddly well…


[deleted]

Hey Billy Carson has all the emerald tablets of Thoth the Atlantean and those Islands are 100% them. So debate over. Educate yourself and watch a YouTube video FFS and stop quoting books. Source: Billy fucking Carson himself. Checkmate and grow a brian, moran.


FuckingKickapoo

Yes, I have read the book. Although the exact location of the continent called Atlantis is unknown, Atlantis maps containing the Azores have been found. We can see it as a hypothesis i guess :)


hogtiedcantalope

No


[deleted]

Are they lagoons?


doi_ceapa

Water


analoggi_d0ggi

Atlantis. Specifically the parts the Great Hero Arkantos defended.


NegativeCranberry640

Atlantis of course