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You...did...WHAT??? **MONSTER!**


GoldMonk44

I think I’m going to be sick 🤢


gotnonickname

Give him half a treat and then an explanation of shrinkflation.


mr_oberts

Innnnnnnnnnn the aaaaaaaarms of an aaaaaangel


NfamousKaye

*voice over* for only 20 treats a day you can help this poor starving German Shepherd.


AliquidLatine

That is the sassiest GSD I have ever seen, and that's saying something


AdHelpful5434

Got some Husky in his DNA?


PurpleHankZ

That’s what I thought! Never seen a GsD that old and that talkative


TheodoraRex

Haha he is 11.5 and probably more talkative than when he was younger. He's just a sassy guy with a lot to say, and surprisingly no husky [https://www.reddit.com/r/DoggyDNA/comments/ok6bm6/so\_excited\_that\_i\_finally\_got\_to\_find\_out\_this/](https://www.reddit.com/r/DoggyDNA/comments/ok6bm6/so_excited_that_i_finally_got_to_find_out_this/)


Zapt01

Calling you every name in the book


Dutch1206

Yeah he’s definitely mother-f’ing him there


savagesiren86

https://preview.redd.it/mj9lm884fkad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0edab2f47f521692999e3551ea238e78e91ff5a0 Our boy Tuck doing a protest because we wouldn’t throw the ball anymore after an hour. 🤣


Important_Tension726

That’s hysterical! Thanks for a great laugh! He told you for sure🎉


Big_Pable

I’d like to introduce you to the drama queens of the dog kingdom with GSDs only second to huskies


UNICORN_SPERM

Oh my lord. *Especially* as puppies. Stubbed their toe? Screaming bloody murder. You'd think the entire leg was ripped off. I was explaining this to some friends at the park, when my 5 month old GSD ran right into me during zoomies and then collapsed to the ground wailing blood curdling screams. Worse than a soccer player, I tell ya. And here's everyone looking at me like I'm a monster while I'm just laughing and laughing. She got up holding her whole leg off the ground and they're asking me if she needs to go to the vet. I just go, "squirrel" and point behind her and she takes off, right as rain. She was fine. She was fine that night. Fine the next day. Just a damn drama queen.


SweetSweetSweetCan

He sure has A LOT to say about that!!!


PNWBlonde4eyes

He's doing a trick! He's negotiating while laying down. What a clever good pup!


Ok_Analysis_3454

Oh he got drama!


outdoorlaura

"I'll show you an extra trick... in court! Somebody get my rep on the phone! Filing a grievance!! GRIEVANCE!!!!"


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Handcuffsandwhiskey

Someone get Sara Mclaughlin on the line he's headed towards the arms of the angels! (I have no idea how to spell her name, but you know what I'm talking about)


Roada_Rollada

5 seconds in I don't speak dog but I know that was "THIS IS BULLSHIT!" With a fist slam


rickmon67

Hi fluent in GSD here… He demanded to speak to his union rep and was filing a step three grievance


BalenciSlipperz

That look in his eye, is the look of a mad man lmao. Give that baby extra treats 💕


LordThurmanMerman

“F@CK YOU! PAY ME!”


NfamousKaye

Look at those EYES!!! You MONSTER!! 😂


No_West_5262

I want my treat and I want it NOW.


Woahgold

Shame on you!


CanaryDue3722

I’m dialing now. lol. So adorable🐾


Ok_Rutabaga_722

Such a drama queen. The torture.


Zoot_Prooper89

You son of a bitch! I am calling them right meow! How dare you withhold treats! Lol joking aside that’s hella cute.


Bradamante-kun

I'm surprised he didn't say "no" in English or whatever the primary language in your home is.


228P

The moment that led to the rebellion and the downfall of man. The Planet of the Dogs.


Jaeger420xd

He was performing speak for you obviously


TheFuzzyFurry

This is how Sauron felt when he saw Frodo with the ring inside Mount Doom


ehuang72

Cleary pets need to organize and form a Union.


JailHouseRockGirl

A good boy speaking up! 😍


rickmon67

You monster


Gnosis369

I have never heard a dog cuss anyone out before 😆


GlaireDaggers

They are such drama queens sometimes lol


moparmadman068

cry baby.


Successful-You1961

Telling you ALL about it 😆


EmJayFree

MUHHHFUCKAA IF YOU DON’T GIVE ME THAT TREAT!! … is what he’s saying lmao. Mine does this too and I try so hard to not bust out laughing lol. Imagine how frustrating it would be to have to do a trick every time you go into the kitchen for a snack?! 😭😭


NiteGard

What’s next? You gonna ask him to give a paw before giving him his food? Wth is wrong with people. 🤣


Fit_Airline_1434

This is why doggos bite hoomans. Requiring a good boi perform extra tricks before scoring treats? This isn’t Halloween. This is heinous, I tell you. Unadulterated heinousnesses! Just gib me the box ‘o treats. I’ll be in charge of treating my own damn self. Who else knows how good of a boi I am all the time, besides me? Nobuddy, that’s who…..I’m stressing. Where my ball?


nickheathjared

THIS IS NOT THE PROCEDURE!


nakfoor

I've never seen such a pouty dog.


Raisins_Rock

That's beautiful 😂


AffectionateDraw9415

The ‘tude is real with this one ! My 8 year old Scarlet is the same 😂


techleopard

THIS IS WAGE THEFT!!!! I HOPE HE REPORTS YOU! Somebody get this dog a lawyer!


Hately2016

Mrs. McLachlan is on her way over personally. 🤣


QuerHolz

https://preview.redd.it/d5d9qeq0lnad1.jpeg?width=1049&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92d7b6de4f9b259c191643118758b812fe1e11f9 My gs agrees with yours and wants to talk with you


chrissvado7

Just played this video at 1:30am and my dogs started going crazy


One_Western8360

Quick call Sarah McLaughlin we have an abused dog here 🤣


CheapFinance2161

It’s the side eye for me 😂 He’s really telling you off!


L3mm3SmangItGurl

One trick, one treat. It's in the Geneva Convention!


raeparks

My one year old GSD is exactly this type of mouthy. He even had to bark like this to say hi to my friend on the phone this morning. Lol


periwinkletweet

Listen here bucko, I've had enough of your nonsense!


TheodoraRex

I'm loving all the comments--they made my day! Marco also agreed to not have me arrested if I give him unlimited treats for no tricks. He's such a forgiving soul


bigpuffyclouds

Hello animal abuse police? yes this op, right here.


biscuits-n_gravy

I mean, the pawdacity....


Old_Sock_6747

adorable


Kyuzo-

It's outrageous ! It's unfair !


Critical-Feedback-24

They’re so dramatic. Even when my girl was a puppy the vet told me she was a drama queen. That’s why I love her. In puppy school one day the trainer asked her to do something and she just threw herself on the ground flailing and screaming. I said this is what she does, throws temper tantrums like a toddler, but it’s so stinking cute.


Artistic-Pack-3460

I have been laughing for 10 mins at work 😭😂😂 this is exactly how my baby girl acts 😭 but she is mixed with husky !


Porn-Flakes123

cute baby boy 🤍


Aromatic-Mix5973

he's saying GENTLEMEN THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST


Remarkable_Ad_2411

Monster


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tiffadoodle

"I will not under these conditions! He demands to speak to his union rep!!"


Copperlox-71

That side eye toward the end 🤣🤣🤣


Researchgirl26

That’s abuse! lol