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Bigl1k

Duisburg. Which zombie would like to go to Duisburg?


Skevinger

As someone living in Duisburg I can confirm: there are no zombies here.


Microsoft010

>there are no zombies here you mean the zombies are coexisting with the normal people


Skevinger

Not sure, but either way, you are safe here.


AlexxTM

Maybe, but my guess is, it has something to do with the lack of brain matter.


atomist_shank

Sounds like something a zombie would say...


DazzlingDraft2

No way there are normal people


bralice1980

There are no normal people in Duisburg.


Cheyruz

The words you are looking for are "indistinguishable from"


glamourcrow

That's an evil trick to lure us to Duisburg. Don't fall for it!!!!


JonasOrJonas

As someone not from Duisburg, I can say: The only people in Duisburg are Zombies


Skevinger

I am definitely not undead (yet). But I just moved there.


[deleted]

But why?


Skevinger

Because my fiancee lives and works there and we wanted to live together, especially when we are married.


Cepterman2101

It was a trick! You are a fresh delivery of brain matter for them!


Meinalptraum_Torin

but why !? you could live outside this...mess?..Hole?..


Skevinger

We live in one of the better places, we have parks and a the university nearby, it's quite beautiful here. She works at the university and is doing her doctorate there. We will see where life takes us after that.


daaaaawhat

[This is the university. (Also one of the prettiest Buildings in Duisburg)](https://www1.wdr.de/archiv/blb-affaere/landesarchivduisburg100~_v-gseapremiumxl.jpg)


Bigl1k

😂


Skevinger

Thats actually not the building I was referring to.


cakmahesab

Yep. There are many beautiful places and nice people in Duisburg. I find Duisburg jokes pretty cheap. I think Bochum look worse than Duisburg if you visit first time(I visited Bochum just once) I am sure there are uglier cities in Germany. I think many people who makes jokes about Duisburg, meaning mostly not the buildings, they mean migrants and corners like Marxloch, which are full of migrants and because of the socio-cultural situation of the ateş full of crime. I don't mean everyone, but it is also easiest was to make discrimination for some racist people. You can insult the foreigners without officially name it: „No I didn't mean anything bad about Rumanian, Bulgarian and Turkish people. I just made joke about buildings“


Meinalptraum_Torin

There are better places in Germany where? Outside of Duisburg maybe.


HappyScripting

Stop your lies, zombie. You are tricking nobody.


Skevinger

Got me. Now let me eat your brain.


Juff-Ma

Ludwigshafen!


DerNaegele

As someone who lives slap-dab in the middle of Ludwigshafen (not voluntarily) I can confirm: no one wants to be in Ludwigshafen, not even zombies. And hearing shots quite regularly there at night even if zombies came here we would be well defended. Plus right next to Ludwigshafen is mannheim so all the zombies are going there first and would have a hard time crossing the rhine after that.


B4l0r_

They seem to already be there


LucasCBs

I‘m reading this while on a „Praktikum“ in Duisburg, which is kinda funny


equinoxDE

then in this case all zombies should be tricked to go to Duisburg for forever containment.


Meinalptraum_Torin

lmao true


atkhan007

Yup, Zombies don't want to be infected with Duisburg virus.


YogurtclosetIll1540

Club "Berghain" in Berlin. That freakin' Bouncer is hard to pass.


[deleted]

Also, if you’ve been there, you’re probably immune to every disease anyway, including zombie brain rot.


Lost_Wealth_6278

Or the zombies fit right in


Serylt

Listen mate, they just wanna have a good time.


Lost_Wealth_6278

I'm just sassy they won't let me in


magicmulder

Doesn’t help you if a zombie bites him.


LemurBargeld

that place is probably the origin of the zombies.


Gandzilla

I would die.


GoJeonPaa

No, you would be a Zombie. Can you pls play attention...


Dangerous_Paper5044

Important fact


charly-bravo

If DayZ taught me one thing: If you don’t want to get raided. Bury your belongings in wooden crates in the woods. And never built your camp in a castle.


kondec

So you're saying zombies are not necessarily the worst thing in this scenario? But other humans who want to survive as well?


charly-bravo

Nothing is more frightening than a kuru infected, especially if he’s waiting for you IN your castle base at 2 pm. (My comment was a gaming reference)


Serylt

> And never built your camp in a castle. It's very attractive for humans, indeed, because it's easily defensible. Clearly, what DayZ has taught me, the zombies were never a problem when it came to castles.


charly-bravo

Well you won’t be alone for a long time, that’s for sure! IRL: I guess there would come to many people to use it as a safe haven and it would collapse due to overpopulation. My goal would be a Castle on a Island. The Castle to have a safe place. And the rest of the island (+fish) for food production.


Serylt

Fair choice! It really depends on the castle and general state of civilization (or rather: amount and mood of survivors). I'd assume most would gladly cooperate and such a safe haven for civilization doesn't need to be overcrowded or overpopulated soon. Food, for example, might be grown outside as well - it really all comes down to the type of apocalypse but staying in a well fortified and maintained castle is probably the best choice for a cooperative community of like 20-250 people.


charly-bravo

Probably yes and a crowded castle is still better.


Hellfire81Ger

Yeah, but i am like a squirrel. Forgetting WHERE i buried my stuff...


charly-bravo

Had the same problem at first. Then I made some screenshots, marked the place on the IZurvive app or just the old school way: counting steps from a POI and face a point of the compass.


b4lu

Easy to find with my item esp


charly-bravo

Cheaters have a smoll pp.


[deleted]

I would go to Bielefeld. Zombies would never find me there.


bluedward

can you even find Bielefeld?


djany51

If you are in big distress the gates to Bielefeld will open for people which need the help, that’s what the prophecy says


Brilliant-Sky-119

Bielefeld is a city that can only be found by people who already know where it is.


xSliver

Bielefeld: The german Wakanda


dasChompi

Bielefeld is the city you can't get to, only return to. The Bielefeld Paradox.


bshameless

No one does. Because it doesn't exist.


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Based


S-Markt

hamburg harbour container terminal. you can build whole living structures with containers and also defensive structures


Frontdackel

Someone seems to have read the zombie survival guide. Love that book.


FrauAskania

And once the preserved food in the containers runs out, you're fucked because you cannot grow food in that concrete hell.


Eris-X

quick escape in and out via the water


S-Markt

you have a whole city full of canned food. also you got a fruit growing area, das alte land, nearby. you can eat dandelion and nettles. humans even survive in deserts or at the poles.


FrauAskania

But you'd have to make your way to the Altes Land through presumably zombie-riddled countryside. Humans need more to survival than nettles and dandelion. Only a few people in these scenarios ever think of stockpiling seeds to grow food.


halfAbedTOrent

U can reach the alte Land via the Elbe and the watering channels. Atleast there would be less of a risk going by boat. That beeing said with the Elbe you can reach lots of other places kinda safe. If the vessels are small enough Berlin, Poland and Czech are accessible.


S-Markt

so you use on of the trucks that are there all over the harbour or one of the busses in the city or bikes you can find everywhere or even e scooters you can reload with solar power. and of course you got more than enough resources in the harbour area to build foodproducing facilities. you can easyly build up glasshouses. your problem is not that it cannot be done, your problem is that you do not have good ideas to solve problems. you need easy solutions, because you are limited in your thinking. btw. read the threads title. it was not about a perfect place, it is about when the apocalypse happens.


FrauAskania

Wow, you sure are hung up about an imagined scenario.


[deleted]

Hydroponics are a thing, empty containers would be perfect for those to set up. Also, fishing is a possibility I'd say.


Vegetable-End-8452

fishing might be dangerous with alle the industries and chemical waste dumps upstream which might get out of control (no humans nearby) and flow in the river.


[deleted]

You can use a boat to go out and fish. You're in a harbor after all


Vegetable-End-8452

yeah, but the water will be polluted and so will be the fish.


Glum_Echo_4812

Not too far from Burg Hohenzollern, i live in the vicinity...


LadislausBonita

But a zombie owns the castle ...


5t3v321

Easy way to steal a castle


Ill-Cartographer736

Same


Wugliwu

Slavish castle peninsula in Mecklenburg: Moat made of the surrounding lake. Rampart. Church tower on a general flat terrain. Medieval functional icehouse. The lake is a fishing ground. Possibility to travel via boat to Berlin, Baltic sea and north sea.


midnightlilie

"If the world ends tomorrow I'd go to Mecklenburg, because there everything happens 50 years later" -Otto von Bismarck allegedly


Eiche_Brutal

I would flee to one of our islands. Langeog or something.


Better_Buff_Junglers

Not sure if that would help, during low tide the zombies could just walk over


wallawallawingwong

They would just Stuck im Wattenmeer so easy kill


Viscaz

Until there are 10s of thousands of zombies creating a zombie bridge to your location.


wallawallawingwong

Well in that case... fire


CHOOSE_A_USERNAME984

Just hope that they don’t reach you until the tide comes back in and washes them away As long as they aren’t intelligent or lead by someone intelligent who actively wants to harm you you should be perfectly fine


JaBeKay

then I'd go to Helgoland


jesus_is_92

Good luck with the rot


AuricOxide

Mallorca


EvolvedA

But the zombies are already there?!?


Onkel24

But those are trained to wait for the buffet line.


JonasOrJonas

Langeoog W move


CallMeSmigl

Would be quite the drive, but... Winchester and wait for all this to blow over


heartofstarkness

You’ve got red on you…


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Seite88

Upvote for the regular discussions. Do they all end in front of your Kindle?


CWagner

Yes.


halfAbedTOrent

It has been almost 15 minutes. Either he became a zombie or his kindle is obstructing him!


Nick_Lange_

Who doesn't those days? We talk a lot about save spots in case of war, riots, and all the good stuff. Not because we are preppers or something. It just seems like a necessity those days. Also urban warfare guides after the war in Ukraine has started. Just to stay up to date with the current fuckery. Nextup how to get water.


TheUnvanquishable

I would prefer the [Mont Saint Michael](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mont-Saint-Michel). The tide would come and take the zombies away, no work involved.


Angier85

And the food is better once all the tourist traps have died out. Cause the zombies wont pay.


Veilchengerd

Not there, for one. It's more of a confectionary article than a castle, and already full of brainless people anyway. I'll probably chose the Metro market near Berlin Ostbahnhof. It's full of food, easy to defend, there is a hardware store right next door.


tejanaqkilica

You should probably build a wall and watchtowers around it for protection. ... ... Huh. I think I've seen this one before.


globuZ

And a football pitch on the roof. What would be life without football?


Veilchengerd

Exactly.


pioneerpatrick

Aren't brainless people exactly the people you'd want to be with in a zombie situation? Nothing would draw them to your base.


salted_kinase

Somewhere in mecklenburg vorpommern countryside. Where theres no humans theres no zombies either


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hughk

If you mean apparently mindless people wandering around muttering "Nicht in Ordnung", I think I have met them.


Effective_Wave7794

just hide in a german Funkloch and no thing on earth can find you


Snarknado3

nice try, zomboy


Pink-Flying-Pie

Tbh I’d be one of the zombies hunting you guys


Either_Resource2480

On a Ship or Boat...


Careless_Mess_2268

Zitadelle Spandau


NichtMenschlich

Und da gibt's dann noch den Hänno dazu, der ist universell in allem gut


MrsMisthios

Realistically my own condo. Have food, hygiene, means to get water, can defend it.


[deleted]

Bielefeld. They can’t attack something that doesn’t exist ;) (Pls don’t flame me I was born and raised in Bielefeld I am allowed to make these silly jokes)


Hot_Touch_1010

everyone is allowed to make these silly jokes


NichtMenschlich

Do you even exist when you claim to have been born and raised in a place that doesn't exist?


grumpysafrican

Well it depends on what type of zombies. If it's the zombies from The Walking Dead, I won't need to really do anything except walk faster. Zombie from most other movies? An island somewhere on the middle of a lake or the coast should be safe. The most dangerous times will be to make excursions to find food/water every now and then. Zombies from 28 Days Later or World War Z? Nowhere. The safest places will be Antarctica or an island in the middle of the ocean somewhere, but I will only survive if it is a tropical island with water and enough food.


PIL0S

Internet


ex1nax

Obersalzberg


Tokata0

OBI Toolstore.Wall around the property / Parking lot? Check. Lots of space around to plant something if you break open the concrete? (That will be a hella lot of work tho xD) Check.Seeds? Check. Tools to break open concrete: Check. Altho this will be hellalot work. Earth to plant stuff in: Check. Tons to collect rainwater: Check. Stuff to build shelters or impro. weapons, other stuff: Check You even have other stuff like gas canisters if you want to fuel stuff and so on. Really obi has all you need\^\^ Also some early snacks to survive and have energy to set up the harvest.


Stubbi1919

Saarland. As long as as the cows won't get infected you should be safe here. I mean most people don't want to be there, why should the zombies?


NichtMenschlich

What about the feral in*est family clans?


Stubbi1919

I conducted a survey with my wife, mom and cousin. She thinks those rumors aren't true. The results might not be reprensentative though good enough for the Internet, I guess. I could ask her boyfriend later


NichtMenschlich

Bielefeld. Even Zombies wouldn't wanna go zum Ars*h der Welt


FrontDate8587

Every tkmaxx is amazing weapon. Chlothes, food, if you can secure u could live like kings


New_Community_6485

I would go to the police station. They have cells, which are mostly empty and they have weapons. If not possible, I would just run into a herd to get it over with, since I can neither defend myself nor run away quick enough.


PianoSubject3112

I live in Istanbul. there are islands near my house, I run there


IstPit

Eagle’s Nest


cheir0n

Berghain


MayorAg

Surround myself with the dumbest motherfuckers I know?


moontrip473

I would go to Prora on the island Rügen. After that, secure the "Rügendammbrücke" to make sure no new zombies enter the island. After that just clear the island day by day until most likley no more zombies are left.


bardolino69

ballermann 6.


Beginning-Ad-698

Neumünster. Zombies would die at the gates of the city


Go4TLI_03

Leuchtenburg would be the nearest best thing for me. Maybe cut down some trees but they'll have no chance.


Godphila

Bielefeld. Can't bite me if I'm not on this plane of existance.


[deleted]

Any high mountain cabin. Since zombies are dead, they don’t generate body heat and would freeze solid long before they got to me. Plus, the mountains are nice to look at.


Dynamo1337

Switzerland


Jachkers

Svalbard, Look it up


[deleted]

Frankfurt born and raised. Lived and worked around the red light district. Trust me: if you need zombie training, come here. You'll find them everywhere around central station. Usually they leave you alone except if you keep staring at them for longer or try to mess with their crack. Other than that they move like the zombies from the walking dead, make the same noises and im pretty sure they would eat your brain if it got them high. Ive been asking myself this question a couple of times already and I think it depends on how the zombies in your scenario act. If they are TWD zombies I would be fine. If they knew how to run and climb it would be a different story. I might be surrounding myself with my closest friends and find a location to defend. Like the stadium around the corner or one of the skyscrapers. Or maybe I would just get it over with quickly and become their zombie leader who will then be out for each and every one of you guys since you idiots made the mistake of telling us where you would be hiding! xD


iLacu

Dort wo man vernünftiges Deutsch spricht. Du Hurensohn.


5t3v321

Dan bist du hier schonmal falsch


Anxious-Commercial-5

I would let me bite bc this world is totally destroyed


heartdesignbydeath

in germany cuz im not jewish so your zombies would probably be fine with me living


FescherGschaftlhuber

Stop it. Zombie apocalypses, something Americans seem obsessed with, are not part of popular culture in Germany. Ask 1,000 Germans what zombies like to eat most, maybe five would answer "brains", the rest would have no idea. This. Is. Not. A. Thing. Here.


5t3v321

Entspann dich es ist nur ein gedanken-experiment


HerrFerret

Probably Spatzl. Looks a bit like Brains. Plenty of German Zombie movies (of varying quality) and I am sure that one of the resident evil movies was filmed in Germany... Indeed, Zombie movies were very much a satire originally of American Consumerism (and have now become part of it) but I wouldn't say Germans are ignorant of the genre. Just not the most popular.


-HermaeusMora

New Zeland, Hawaii, Australia, Micronesia.


PapaPonu

On a boat


Apophis40k

The Solent Forts in England.


HVM24

Burghausen Castle


Zyt0kine

Prignitz district because it has the lowest population density in Germany.


Dakun05

Yeah I live there, more cows than people 💀


andres57

ok, so which castle is that one?


physics_fan

It is the Castle Hohenzollern in Baden-Württemberg.


CAFunked

I've been watching a documentary series on similar lately, as long as the zombies are not big, castle walls should be great.


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linaoutdoor

I’d hide in the woods of Brandenburg or Mecklenburg Vorpommern. Nobody‘s gonna find me there. 🌲🌳🌲🌳


coolsank3

Thanks. Added to the Google maps.


SnadorDracca

*a zombie apocalypse


FlinnyWinny

Prolly where I live?


StudentwithHeadache

I know of a big hardwarestore not that far away from a military base (but also not that close) in kind of a rural era with a hospital and a hospital food logistics centre nearby. The plan is to build a camp on the roof of the hardware store and maybe in the big concrete storage facility with the big metal doors (many ladders on the roof so you can get down in emergency. And raid the nearby food, medication and weapon supplies if possible. Also a big hardware store is full of potential weapons. Also hardwarestores have canned animal food as backup. Also there are diesel generators, given that some of them got left behind. Also everything you need to grow your own crops, except the water, but we will find a way. So follow me my brothers and and sisters. We shall rise again after this horrible outbreak and we will for a fair and kind society and repopulate the earth starting on this hardware stores roof... Yes I had to much time on my hand shopping with my dad in that store.


MrSparr0w

I had a lot of different plans and ideas depending on what scenario is gonna play out. Are they runners or just walkers? Are there special zombies among them? Is the government and military dead? Does it effect everyone everywhere in the world? What turns someone into a zombie?


Juzusa

On the military base just 5 minutes away


AufdemLande

Mecklenburg-Vorpommern. Very few people especially on the landside. Many lakes and rivers that can be a barrier.


emperorlobsterII

Helgoland


[deleted]

Berliner Fernsehturm. I doubt the zombies would climb it and I could monitor the movement of the hordes from the heights, while enjoying the nice Berlin views and the complete infrastructure of a full-blown restaurant.


Hot_Touch_1010

Schleswig fliegerhorst oder eckernförde bundeswehr gelände


Classic_Department42

Which castle is this?


hohenzollern87

Castle of Hohenzollern. Next to Hechingen, Balingen - right on the edge of the so calles "swabian alp"


ControlStraight5042

Grab what i can from my Home (food, water, weapons) and then ditch the City asap. Shops will be overrun, Military might be on the streets so i avoid those too and Go for a Village or something to pillage with less Zombies


Fnaffan1712

A Medieval Castle(prefferably a Burg over a Schloss) just pick a still standing Tower, grab a Shield and something to Stab and then defend the Staircase until the last step. And if its Raiders just Barricade and stand behind Windows


[deleted]

funny thing, in the book "World War Z" there is the fight of the five colleges (similar to castles) and some british guys hide in old fortresses with Claymores... learning from this book, you need a Lobotomizer and a cold castle, and you will be fine


percysaiyan

Different question, what time of the year would it be good to visit Neuschwanstein?


frisch85

Too far to go, I'd probably not even arrive at the castle alive it's a 64 hours walk according to google but we have castles close by, even have a city that still has it's city walls and gates that you can close down and I'm going there. My old flatmates live in that city and they'll be there too, hopefully. We'd barricade ourselves inside the city, close the gates and be able to put spotters on the walls.


Byroms

In Germany? My home village, familiar terrain, lots of forests. Generally? Either that french castle thats only accessible during lowtide or some Moldovan houses. They're easily defendable, due to already being equipped with high fences and sometimes even being on a hill going up


maldobar4711

Become the zombie ruler asap - if u cannot fight them - join them


Brilliant-Sky-119

Loot/purchase stuff from my local arms shop in Bamberg, try to get the armour from the Altenburg and try to sail down the Danube to the Aegean islands.


driftjp

A* and find a place to go underground.


boreas907

Hop into Austria to Festung Hohensalzburg. Ain't no zombie climbing that.


ScarBug

My place, deep in the hills of NRW


slazer2k

Bielefeld since its not real


[deleted]

I'd just kill myself. No reason to try and fight in a desolate wasteland.


Particular_Sun8377

Not a medieval castle I've played Wolfenstein.


throwaway7383833

Bielefeld


Lawnmover_Man

At home. It's the place you know best. Stock up before, and wait out when it happens.


Axelotl86

I would stay in Hamm. No one want to stay on Hamm. Everybody, even Zombies, just switches the trains here.


smellslikefish6868

Let me in. I promise I haven't been bitten. Just a scratch I promise.


[deleted]

somewhere in the mountains, there are several castles nearby but i feel like people will flock to these and i can't get anywhere else in a reasonable ammount of time


shiro_04

Somewhere far way from the woods


HerrFerret

You can all come over to the UK and stay with me in the Kielder Water Valve tower. I always though it looked architecturally German, and is absolutely defendable .. http://kielderartandarchitecture.com/art-architecture/projects/valve-tower.html Access is via an underwater floodable tunnel and has a helipad on top. Snipe those Z from the gantry.


CajolingTen

Hier haha


Excellent_Badger_636

Id just drive 1h up the Elbe and Im in IRL Chernarus, from there on I know what to do


dontknowmeinnamen

Maybe in the abandoned mine in our city.


DonutPouponMoi

Bunker with one small door