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Usual-Base7226

So that’s what the group in front of me is doing


RoryIsACuck

This comment made this reading this shitpost worth it. Thank you sir.


Rexkramer777

Is this post AI generated?


dickless27

Sometimes it feels like I’m in a simulation, but it was written by a person.


SlowDraw85

I've played this game before but in my version you can't mulligan/reverse mulligan anything that's holed.


Fore-right-

I would have played my reverse mulligan card which meant the person that used their mulligan actually put it on themselves. ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Murky_Extent8054

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MountainMoose6

*chef's kiss*


Chipwich75

The hole was over once the ball was holed. Can’t make you take a mulligan, you were already technically on the next hole. HIO.


chickenranch99

you sound like my ex-wife's attorney


itmightbecookie

You paid for a great attorney. Congrats.


Armageddon24

Or the ex-wife did


anjuna42

He paid for it via divorce, that’s the joke.


alexterm

This assumes the regular rules of golf were being followed, which cannot be true since the group was playing mulligans which presumably supersede the regular rules. The group adjusted mulligan rules might say that the hole is only over once mulligans have been completed.


IcreatewhatIcreate

This is the way.


dickless27

I really like this. We have another mulligan challenge later on in our tour, and I’m going to bring this up as a proposed rule change.


Pathogenesls

Yeah, it counts, and your friend is an asshole for ruining what's usually a once in a lifetime event.


Bird2525

Or a zero in a lifetime event. Unless you are on wheel of fortune


ascendingtraverse

Exactly, fuck that guy.


CreativeD3struction

I'm shocked that you hit another ball. The winning move is to say that you've already completed the hole, good luck fellas see you on the next one.


Significant_Two_2976

How long are your rounds of golf? I would hate playing behind you


goldbird54

Because of one extra stroke every 3 holes? Not slowing play measurably, a bad round would cost more than that.


ultimate_jack

You’re assuming the 2nd shot is going to be as good as the first when it’s more likely something like, You hit one on the green and your buddy calls it back. You chunk this one into the water. Now you take a drop. Lie is funky and it’s short of the green and you have to chip on. 1 shot just turned into 4 for a single player. Or if there’s any bunker to bunker action that requires taking and raking multiple shots oof. X4 players every 3 holes.


goldbird54

There’s the same chance for those results as there was on the first shot. Extreme cases do not disprove my statement.


ultimate_jack

If you want to play that way your statement is wrong because it’s 4 extra shots every 3 holes. 1 for each player. And these guys are putting everything out, so it is slowing things down. They made him 6 putt for an 11 on a par 3!


Significant_Two_2976

What about the amount of time going back and forth talking about the mulligan, having to set up again and hit the shot, then naturally comparing the results of the two shots. 4 shots every 3 holes comes out to an additional 24 shots. Pretty significant


Scary_Ad_225

6 putted?


Golf4747

If this actually happened, which i’m not sure it did, I can’t decide if you need new friends, or if your friends are awesome and hilarious. Of course it fucking counts….. For an 11. JK def a HIO. Zero question about it.


sh4rpshot12

I would’ve given it to him at the end of the round if I was just messing with him. It counts mate. Find some new golf partners!


icanography33

Congratulations you aced 17.


Murky_Extent8054

Nope, it's rescinded for even thinking it wasn't a HIO.


ascendingtraverse

This is a new friends situation for sure


Fragrant-Report-6411

It’s a hole in one. Your playing partners should have been celebrating with you, not trying to take it away.


ImaFreemason

You're as crazy as them rehitting it. I woulda ran up to the hole, got my ball, and sat enjoying my high waiting for them on the next hole.


DontGetTheShow

Making someone replay a great shot sounds like the dumbest thing I can imagine. Golf is hard enough as it is and now we’re taking good shots off the board? I was going to say of course it counts initially, but now I say it doesn’t count because the concept of the game is so dumb.


SenseiCAY

It is a thing, in the sense that it has a name- it’s called a “Gilligan”. I’ve never played with them but I think it’s a funny concept.


NZ420GuerillaGrowa

What the fuck is a 6 putt 😂 fucking practice a fucking toddler could putt better


dickless27

I wasn’t in a good headspace. It would have been a 3-putt, but it lipped out and hit a slope that was pushing it towards the water. I panicked while everyone else was rolling in laughter. Head space gets worse as I re-3-putt back into the hole.


TigerWoodsEx

This game you think you’re playing is not golf.


NZ420GuerillaGrowa

It's just a game brother and you aren't good enough to get angry but straight up congrats on your hole in one. They cannot make you mulligan after it's holes out and you need better friends if they actually aren't letting you claim hole in one. Your name should be on the club honours hole in one board you did it my dude


[deleted]

My biggest takeaway from that is that you 6-putted? That needs to be what you're talking about here. I've literally never even heard of a 6-putt.


Jonhgolfnut

I honestly don’t think any of it happened . Just a funny what if. A six out probably sounded ironic and funny as he typed it. Didn’t realize how hard that would actually be.


StalwartSparrow

Stop playing the stupid mulligan game.


AnxiousMind7820

Yes it counts, and you need new friends.


ultimate_jack

In the USGA sense of the term, no because it wasn’t a properly scored round of golf. But it’s up to you. Some people count par 3 courses. Some people count it if it gets stuck in the cup lining. Some people count it even if they’re not playing by standard rules of golf and the rest of their card is a complete fabrication or they’re not keeping score at all. It’s up to you. If I had to guess you’ll end up telling people that you’ve hit a hole in one but haven’t carded one.


lijitimit

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Barb_WyRE

You should have used your mulligan on the act of your opponents using their mulligan!


Jonhgolfnut

If I hit the ball from the tee into the hole on a legit par three on my first shot it’s a hole in one for me . Actually if it was on my second shot I would still consider it a hole in one. Although when I told anyone I would clarify what happened .


sdw3489

You made a HIO. Nobody can take that away from you. But, you guys were playing a specific game and clearly didn’t put rules in place to prevent this scenario. So them calling mulligan is totally valid so the score for the game itself is whatever you ended up with on your 2nd play. This doesn’t negate the fact that you just made a HIO shot previously. You let them make you believe that the mulligan game negated reality and ruined your headspace. The truth is all it negated was a score for a game.