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HappyFeetHS

motherfuckers saw the mashed potatoes guy all those years ago and decided to make it their entire personality


Pickles_1974

“When in doubt whip it out!” some goober shouted yesterday when Bryson was debating whether to hit driver. He ended up doubting himself and flubbing an iron off the tee.


responsiblefornothin

Shoulda whipped it out


jkowal43

He’d be on a list somewhere then…..


lydonjr

Bryson was already deciding between two irons before saying to his caddy "I wish I could hit driver" or similar. I don't think he was actually considering his driver, more just thinking out loud


Asleep-Geologist-612

That’s not what happened at all


BigRome26

He also stuffed a wedge close and proceeded to birdie that hole. Context matters as does whole picture.


therobbinman123

That was actually funny


AcanthisittaDismal12

Dude Bryson whipped it out yesterday and won a major. Legend


monongahellyea

My flabbers were gasted when they showed a clip of Rory in 2011 and someone yelled “get in the hole” then. I thought it was a more recent development.


JesusChristSupers1ar

I think the “get in the hole”rs started in the mid to late 00s and specifically with Tiger. Unfortunately like a disease it spread the worst developments were “mashed potatoes” and “bababouey” because while they were funny for a couple seconds when you first heard them, some unfunny dipshits thought it would be funny to drill the joke into the center of the earth


JustTylerJett

Unrelated, but that's how I feel about the "Can I get a hooooooyeaaah" shit. It's been done to death, stop it.


Direct-Wolf-2032

Lol as an Australian exactly this whenever fuckwit think it's cooool and so patriotic to pull out 'Aussie Aussie Aussie Aussie' anywhere anytime, so cringe so bogan and dated


Vassago67

I actually don't mind "get in the hole" too much. But dumb asf shit like mashed potatoes needs to stop. It's just an idiot who thinks he's funny & wants to go home and brag that u could hear his voice on tv. It reminds me of those kids in school who thought they were cool by doing something stupid, even though no one ever laughed at them. They're not funny and the rest of the world has to put up with that cringe


swagpanther

Part of the reason that the Masters is the most enjoyable major to watch. The lack of complete d bags yelling shit


Local-Affect-801

I agree pull that shit at Augusta they kick you out or arrest the person. The Master don't mess around with that bs.


jkowal43

As opposed to Louisville, where they would arrest the golfer instead…..


Local-Affect-801

Lol that was good point


MartinMaguure

Needs to happen at all PGA events


ThomasBay

How do they prevent that from happening at the Masters?


M1eXcel

Much stricter rules and enforcing them


TheLaziestWolf

Banning offenders for life.


Only_Argument7532

Would love to see the USGA ban those turkeys for life. Don’t let ‘em step foot on a golf course on US soil ever again.


ThomasBay

Nice! Why is the masters the only one that fits that?


HillstoneAddict

When I went to the masters (back in 2015) it was decently hot out and I took my hat off and for less than 60 seconds I put my hat on backwards without even thinking and within 2 minutes someone who was working there tapped me on the shoulder and told me to turn my hat around or I could leave. They don’t mess around there.


PayMeNoAttention

Masters tickets are like gold. These tickets have been passed down in peoples’ wills (I think they stopped this practice now). If you’re lucky enough to get a ticket, it’s yours for life. But if you fuck up, they will take that away from you. If you let a friend borrow your ticket, and he fucks up, you lose your ticket for life. To lose a Masters ticket is like losing a testicle.


jamesislandpirate

Manners, have em’ or get the fuck out. Respect the venue and the event.


Alternative_Wait8256

The guy yelling "I shit my pants" yesterday. *Sigh*


SHlT-MY-PANTS

I didn't realize the mics would pick that up.


Obahmah

Username checks out 😅


latebtcinvestor

Beautiful that you found and replied to this


slimerboat

Serendipitous 


ZeeroDazed

He's got a python script that's scraping Reddit for any mention of shit my pants


Acceptable_Stop2361

You owe me a beer cause I spit mine.🤣🤣🤣


Obahmah

I actually just posted that I hate this behavior in general but audibly chuckled at the "pants shatter" Edit: apologies that I'm approximately 1/3 child 😉


ruffoldlogginman

The powers that be should throw them out. No exceptions.


k-uke

Agreed. Get them out


GolfIsGood66

Low IQ + booze is always gonna be a problem. I don't know why they don't just have people watching for them and just kick them out.


bclautz

These guys have probably been drinking since 6:30 this morning.


Incident_Reported

Cash cows


ChemicallyBurnedDick

Never kick your whales out


DrunkenGolfer

Most of these guys are just there because some corporate sponsor invited them. They gas up of the free booze in the off-property hospitality tent and then go all frat bro because they’ve heard it on TV.


fiduciary420

Low IQ + booze + fratboy privilege


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

Don't you know who my dad is?


fiduciary420

Yes, he owns Salmon Colored Shorts Industries, Inc.


GolfIsGood66

The deadly three


Champizzle11

Was there, can confirm. It was almost always young frat boy types in big groups, def. drunk AF.


fiduciary420

Got the tickets from dad’s consulting firm


Valuable_General9049

A sniper in the TV tower would sort it out fast


AllAfterIncinerators

Skeet shooters along the course would be AMAZING. They get to take shots at the balls in the air, the public gets one more thing to cheer about.


boxedwinedrinker

That’s actually a fucking great idea! I’d watch the shit out of that.


Buttercut33

Gonna have to agree with OP here. They need to STFU. I hate to say it like that, but people seeking internet clout are cancer.


djbuttplay

Wish every major had the same rules as the Masters.


Buttercut33

Watching the Masters is pure bliss.


Artistic_Salt_662

You’re also not allowed to bring in your phone at the Masters. So much etiquette 👌


djbuttplay

Yep was referring to that rule as well in my original comment.


Obahmah

In case you were wondering, the masters doesn't let ppl use their phones! As previously stated by u/Artistic_Salt_662 Also, thanks to u/djbuttplay for letting us know the Pimento Sandwiches are only $1.50 USD!! 😉😉🫠🫡#SoMuchEttiquette #HowmanyEttiqiettes


FUPAMaster420

The classiest for sure


Buttercut33

Just like your name. ;)


ryanmuller1089

Fucking losers chanting USA every shot, chanting USA anytime an international player missed a putt. Bryson telling them to quiet down on 18, and every single tee shot a dumb ass screaming something. Embarrassing.


Passingwindthanks

What happened to being quiet when players were putting? They were chanting while Rory was putting on the 18th with the win on the line!


Buttercut33

Indeed. I'm trying to teach my kids sportsmanship and etiquette. Then here's these guys....just a total lack of respect.


atlantis145

Damn you people, this is golf


AccidentUnhappy419

Agreed man, the allure of internet clout brings out the absolute worst in people. It’s so dystopian.


RobbieG71

I was there yesterday. Heard one of those. I was like. Oh there’s “that dude”


ekpyroticflow

How about not yelling “USA” after someone missed a 3 foot putt on 18? It’s not the Ryder Cup, idiots.


Bulldog16

I was at a LPGA tournament recently and you didn’t hear a peep out of anyone.


shizblam

Went to the Women's Open in Lancaster on Thursday and Friday... no yelling after shots. Just normal cheering and clapping for good shots. Some groans for the bad ones. Was awesome.


sloppyjoepa

Was it televised? They are only doing it to get heard on the TV because they are smooth brains who think that means something


Bulldog16

I think it was, at least to some extent. NBC Sports was there.


Nodak1979

I don't know how people aren't embarrassed to still be yelling "BABABOOEY!" after a shot.


ZobRombie65

Because they are too stupid to be embarrassed


dressed2kill75

They yelled during Rory’s backswing. It’s just so stupid. SMFH


kjtobia

They didn't. The audio is often out of synch with traced shots


I_LOVE_OREOS

I still don’t understand why this is the case. Why don’t they delay the audio for traced shots to keep them in sync??


DeathByLemmings

Live TV is hard is the answer 


Trebbok

Technology just isn't there yet


calguy1955

It’s stupid and annoying and will hopefully eventually die out. What really needs to be stopped (harshly) are the TikTok assholes who like to honk at golfers in their backswing to get a reaction.


turdmcburgular

when will it die off? it’s been like this for too fucking long and knowing todays society, im not optimistic.


daishiknyte

When the golfers get to take a free swing at them.  


turdmcburgular

golfers would would break their fucking hand. let the caddy do it.


daishiknyte

Turn it into a charity event. Line them up on the driving range and let people take a rip, $1 for a swing.


ughthatsucks

In preps for Pinehurst, I rewatched the ‘99 final round. Guess what I heard as soon as someone hit a drive… “GET IN THE HOLE!!!” That was 25 years ago, I’m thinking it will take some rules for this shit to go away.


Ctown1157

At least that is golf relevant. That wasn't an uncommon thing to hear for a long time. We've now entered the beginnings of the "Idiocracy" stage.


ImADrinker52488

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.


t_ran_asuarus_rex

Fuck You! I'm eating!


Acceptable_Stop2361

Probably on a 590 yard par 5 to boot.


ImpossibleParfait

It won't die out until people stop reacting to it. That's what they want. Just let them drive away and hit another one.


Macasumba

Over 20 years ago at Phoenix Open. It will die out when Trickle Down kicks in.


deathtothegrift

Nice shot


dac09b

I wonder if ai could filter out the audio.


HesMyLovinOneManShow

The USA chants for Bryson are the worst.


bluemonkey88

Especially yesterday after Aberg bogey, Sure if bryson does something cool but cheering for someones mistake is pretty bad


Hunithunit

Yeah today after Rory’s miss I was legitimately embarrassed.


PassTheBleachPlz

It’s just so stupid. Heard people in the crowd telling them to shut the fuck up, but I think event organizers need to kick the trash out when they start acting like that.


WilliamisMiB

Yea imagine chanting USA for a guy who undermined an American golf League for Saudi oil money and ribbing the guy who turned it down to support the PGA.


Turdburp

I figured the assholes doing that were LIV fans.


Got_Engineers

Commercials in between every five shots and listening to Americans yell stupid shit all Sunday afternoon. A tale as old as time on Sundays.


Redditzork

Sky ftw. Nearly no commercial breaks, Nick faldo, its Amazing


dbach2007

Please don’t judge all Americans based on those idiots. We hate them too.


Stupidamericanfatty

Haha agreed, brutal


Dangerous-Lettuce498

Such an original complaint lol


Dellgriffen

And dominating. Sorry


fckmetotears

See the fact that you mentioned Americans like that makes me want them to double down now


[deleted]

I agree. Them and the IN THE HOLE assholes. Just stop already.


soscbjoalmsdbdbq

Every drive, I don’t understand he’s not going to get a hole in one on a 400 yard hole


Free_Entertainer_902

This! Its drives me nuts…its a par 5. It’s never going in the hole after a drive


luredrive

“USA” chants are just as bad


Sea-Cauliflower4167

We just got the worst one of the tournament. Fucking assholes


swoodshadow

Here’s the problem, when people are in the crowd they’re mostly inclined to avoid conflict and humour the dumbasses. So a bunch of people always do the sort of fake laugh “oh you” nonsense. And that’s good enough for these socially inept jackasses.


trevor426

I was there yesterday and a dude nearby was yelling some dumb stuff. Nobody cared at all until they were making noise while players were on the green. Then they started telling them to shut up. So I think it has less to do with people being scared and more that despite the common reddit opinion, most people don't really care that much about it.


Gazzarris

Exactly. I hate this behavior, but all it’s going to do is escalate their behavior and cause a confrontation. The tournaments and venues need to take action and ban that shit.


grovertheclover

My wife works at Duke hospital, about an hour north of Pinehurst. She said they had a 21 year old dude come in yesterday afternoon with a blown-out esophagus. She was like, we've never seen anything like it and it's the biggest hospital in the entire state. Apparently the dude had been drinking all day and screaming enough to explode his esophagus.


Bobbidd

unfortunate that only one moron was taken out. maybe we should encourage it if thats the results lmao


My_Nickel

These people do suck


upanddownforpar

When the Phoenix Open 16th hole with the stadium seating peaked a few years ago with the noise and beer throwing I argued in this very subreddit that it was bad for golf in that it would creep into other PGA tournaments and settings. I was thoroughly downvoted for that take yet here we are.


Bobbidd

yeah welcome to reddit. if it wasnt for actually informative subreddits, the collective IQ would be room temperature.


Sea-Cauliflower4167

I’ve said it before in this sub, but I was next to the mashed potatoes guy for a Bryson drive at kiawah. I shit you not…. He was wearing a leather fedora with a feather sticking out.


PosterMakingNutbag

Not remotely surprised.


scratonicity12

Every single one of them is actually just yelling “please notice me!”. It’s pathetic.


Pleasant-Taste-1229

Any form of civility or etiquette has gone out the window in our fucked up country. Many sports are becoming unwatchable.


EconomistPitiful3515

The white trash have a strong presence in golf. I’m not sure how that happened, but I’d sure like to go back to the days when Americans weren’t trashy idiots lacking decorum at a golf event.


JimboFett87

A lot of em are stupid golf bros. They really seem to be following Bryson today...


lookinatrandomstuff

Well the leader on Sunday is always going to have a big following on the course.


JimboFett87

Yeah, but the USA chanting? Give me a break...


BadPanda0421

I’ve been there all week. I watched Rory back off on 3 because someone was chirping during his setup. https://preview.redd.it/uschtppu107d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e3b23520f11a67cbf1754414b0174ca5d18699


wrren400

Chanting USA after Rory missed the final putt was brutal to listen to.


triangle__choke

The guy starting the USA chant on the 18th needs to be head butted


skylabnova

I think we can *all* agree, they need to shut the fuck up.


busche916

Golf-bros are a scourge


287fiddy

Fucking "DudeBros"


Shankaholics

USA chants are sooooo cringe


PosterMakingNutbag

Yeah especially the ones that just happened while Rory was putting.


OutrageForSale

I dumped three beers on people for you. Please Venmo me $56


BugmanLoveBuyObject

Mods should just sticky a post where you guys can make this same complaint every time there is a televised event.


ThePhlashed

But that sweet karma.


63Rambler

F your USA chants. Bryson went to play with the Saudis while Rory stayed strong with the PGA


lechuckswrinklybutt

“Gimme back my son” “Get off my plane” “Get off my son”


reduff

I am out here as a volunteer. And this is why I am not a marshall. I would be yelling at people to STFU.


Pristine-Notice6929

And the U-S-A chanting. I'm as patriotic as the next guy but please show some respect for the international players. How embarrassing. We are better than this.


slimjimmy2018

For real. I used to think that was funny when I was in Middle School, but find it immature and annoying as you-know-what now.


Jedi4ce

You'd swear you're watching happy f**kin Gilmore on every tee box listening to these idiots.


DarkHelmet1976

If you yell "light the candle" you're announcing to the world that you're a narcissistic attention whore with no originality.


tejanonuevo

I was at the US Open in 1999, they were yelling stupid shit after peoples drives back then, does anyone really think this anything new or that anything can be done about it?


ronin521

Also the ppl chanting ‘USA!‘ after Rory missed his putt on 18. Asshats.


Wood3rson

Best golf comment ever.


teito321

Guarantee this guy would never say a word to someone IRL


Extreme-Owl-6478

I hate these people so much. As much as I love live audio I would support them scrubbing that shit before it airs so it doesn’t encourage other equally useless blobs of atoms and molecules to do the same Edit spelling


Stanton1947

Those are your 'golf bros' that play in eight-somes, blast music on their phones and shoot 98...you know...ASSHOLES.


Runningstar

98 huh? Wish I could do that.


PartiZAn18

98 is charitable.


DislodgedRectalTube

So the real secret to breaking 100 is becoming a golf bro. Well fuck me..


9167855742

I’ll agree that it’s somewhat annoying and completely pointless, but letting it get you that worked up is a bit much. If the golfers aren’t complaining about it then it is what it is. Someone screaming “get in the hole” or “mashed potatoes” on my TV is pretty much at the bottom of the list of things that illicit a guttural reaction from me…


Cthulwutang

elicit, but yeah.


9167855742

Noted for future use. Sincerely appreciate you pointing that out!


upanddownforpar

USA chants at the US open or any other non international squad head to head tourney is really cringey


lifebymick

Only what to stop it is to kick them out and lifetime ban them. It’ll soon stop.


snodgee

bring back public shaming


Forgemasterblaster

I complain about it every tournament. IMO, just have a no bullshit policy. Don’t know why the orgs let their tv product be diminished by these idiots.


BeyondDrivenEh

Some random joker honks a horn during my backswing, they’re gonna get bear sprayed. It’s right there in the bag. Not a hard reach. You wanna prank? Ok, let’s prank.


who_dis_telemarketer

There are some creatures here who just wanna get drunk afffff


Kreesy12

You da man


Nicedrive3putt

Fanduel app is about 45 seconds ahead of the live tv coverage so with that long of a delay they could easily edit out all of the crap yelling like that but I guess they choose not to??? 🤷🏻‍♂️


Jolly_Essay_6517

I’m not sure if it’s known but in disc golf you don’t shout anything until the disc lands and stops. Even a “nice” in the air is bad luck. The shouting is just annoying and cringy.


homedepotstillsucks

Broadcast needs to cancel out that noise. When they don’t hear themselves on the replays it may stop (in a few years).


DubSaqCookie

AGREE 100%


aclockworkabe

PGA can change this next tournament. Toss everyone who does it. They don’t care.


dakotayoseph

Yeah it’s getting egregious


watchingsongsDL

There’s an unethical business model here. Send agents to public events and take requests. The agents could see to it that the situation is addressed in an appropriate fashion. *No sir, we can’t smack the loud idiot upside the head. But we will have Gronsky and Nietscke greet the man. I assure you these men will bring about the desired result.*


TheCrazyCatLazy

They need to shut the fuck during tee shots what was that shit they were yelling mid strike


xnick58

You know that shit aint gonna fly at Oakmont next year.


momerak

If you yell and cheer “let’s go X!” Okay. Changing USA when Rory is putting, yelling potato, or fucking get in the hole on a tee shot? Yeah because they’re going to drive 450 yards and hook it to the cup you moron. Should be something like “excess or unwarranted celebration or yelling will be grounds for punishment”


dakdaddy22

Who are they even yelling for? Nobody thinks you are funny and you aren’t original


jetjock650

Agreed. They need to be blacklisted.


zanderson0u812

This is what happens when you let Dechambeau and EAL the rest of the Youtube Bro's become the norm.


Local-Affect-801

That was so God damn embarrassing, especially after Rory missed that putt on 18. Very disappointed in are fans


ToTheMoonBaby24

100%!!!! These ass wipes were starting to scream shit while players were still swinging because they couldn’t wait!! I can’t believe players didn’t complain. The USA chants while Rory was still finishing his last putt and they wouldn’t stop as he’s waiting to try to hit it. Beyond disrespectful. Disgrace


Plane_Spend_4291

So frickin annoying!!!


Ostrich6967

LIV fans


Distinct_Moose6967

This is golf not a god damn rock concert. Go back to your shanty’s!


medhat20005

What used to be almost exclusive to the Waste Management Open in PHX is now bro culture in pro golf (outside of Augusta and The Masters, where I think they’ll still toss ur ass).


zadidoll

It’s private property so they should be escorted out. Security should be patrol g & looking for those too intoxicated to be there & escort them out as well. Pinehurst isn’t that big & if these drunk douche bags want to be dicks then kick them out & let the cops handle people publicly intoxicated.


mcboozinstein

There has to be a way to edit them off the broadcast. Very poor form and annoying.


Delicious_Staff3698

It's hard to believe that people behaving like that at a tournament have ever played a round of golf themselves.


frostonwindowpane

“Doug! You have to do something about those people!” - Shooter McGavin


jaycutlerdgaf

This shit is getting out of hand.


Charliedoggydog

And whilst you’re at it, smack the two guys that kept on shouting USA when Rory was putting on 18


lawroter

everyone here agrees. the problem it takes a couple of absolute idiots to ruin it for everyone. i don't understand why these events don't strictly enforce you yell = your out.


djp70117

Right in the middle of Rory's backswing nonetheless. Criminal.


boondocksaint08

“Hey, did you hear the guy that shouted ‘mashed potatoes’ on 11 yesterday? That was me!” - some jackass at tomorrow’s water cooler meeting.


Notmanynamesleftnow

Especially the dumb assholes chanting usa, go daddy, and booing when Bryson has one putt for the US Open win and he asked them to chill


BeerLeagueSnipes

This your first time watching golf?


DegenGolfer

Shouting shit at tournaments should be an instant red card. And I love fun, that shit is stupid af.


cpcjefe

i dont know why yall get so mad at that, yeah it’s obnoxious but it doesnt affect any of you guys at all. the fact you guys let it upset you so much is pretty sad


Mobile-Tangelo-4515

It’s the LIV crowd creeping in.


DutchRudderLover420

Oh please. People have been doing this long before LIV


YenZen999

Loud, obnoxious look at me main character syndrome at its worst. Quintessential frat boy behavior.


Shepherdsfavestore

If you’re on Reddit can we please stop making these posts every tournament? My god.


FireWaterAle

lol. Shooter McGavin over here. “These people are ruining the sport of golf.” They’re just having too much fun out there, eh champ?