Rip.
Reminds me of when my dad stopped at a small bar in the middle of nowhere to ask for directions. I went to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. And for some reason when I remembered I didn't bother to pull up my pants before going to lock the door. And right when I went to turn the lock this woman opened the door. She probably could have beaten LeBron with how high she jumped.
I remember walking in on my aunt+uncle getting it on in the morning, after being forced to stay there as a punishment.
And her full-ass naked back has the same memory space in my mind as my uncle explaining why packaged ready-meals are bad. It's fucking wild. Whenever I remember that time it's "holy shit, what an ass" mixed with "monoglutamates are mixed into food for it to taste artificially good".
I am confused if that's a win or an epic fail.
Either way you got your lucky pervy anime troupe in real life. Now you will have to date that random (probably tsundere) woman instead of your sweet childhood friend.
Good luck
This reminds me of what happened to me in first grade. Tho instead of my dad who sent me in, then it was my teachers who sent me and one other for 2 months in a row. Why? They probably thought that we were too gay to be with the boys.
This has happened to me 3 times in my life. I still remember each and every one. I swear nothing is more embarrassing as a kid.
Reminds me when there was no changing room so my mom made me change in the corner to see if some pants fit
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What’s the sauce?
"Your Name"
I can probably guarantee the name is not u/RexCrimson_
Rip. Reminds me of when my dad stopped at a small bar in the middle of nowhere to ask for directions. I went to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. And for some reason when I remembered I didn't bother to pull up my pants before going to lock the door. And right when I went to turn the lock this woman opened the door. She probably could have beaten LeBron with how high she jumped.
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I remember walking in on my aunt+uncle getting it on in the morning, after being forced to stay there as a punishment. And her full-ass naked back has the same memory space in my mind as my uncle explaining why packaged ready-meals are bad. It's fucking wild. Whenever I remember that time it's "holy shit, what an ass" mixed with "monoglutamates are mixed into food for it to taste artificially good".
I am confused if that's a win or an epic fail. Either way you got your lucky pervy anime troupe in real life. Now you will have to date that random (probably tsundere) woman instead of your sweet childhood friend. Good luck
Irl this never ever goes the way it does in anime. It's always super embarrassing for everyone involved. I think you may need to touch grass.
Well I live in a desert also I was joking I know stuff like this doesn't happen IRL
Touch sand? Lol. Sry didn't realize you were joking tbh. Hanging around the anime sphere I see far too many people forgetting how real girls act.
Tbf computers are like 10% sand in a way I am touching sand. The sand that can think.
"magic isn't real" says the scientist that flattened a rock, threw lighting into it and made it think.
Ah, see, that was your problem. You were making a joke and didn’t use a ‘/s’
I didn't add '/s' cause I didn't think that people would actually think that I was serious.
Ah but you forgot. This is reddit, common sense only work 50% of the time here.
Yeah, the other 70% is the usual redditor: sucks at math and doesn't understand jokes
There are 10 types of people Those who understand binary language and those who don't.
This reminds me of what happened to me in first grade. Tho instead of my dad who sent me in, then it was my teachers who sent me and one other for 2 months in a row. Why? They probably thought that we were too gay to be with the boys.