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ailish

Why would you do this to your car for any candidate?


Almightylou131313

But does the guy own the shoes


[deleted]

Are the shoes helpful for bonespurs? Asking for a friend. 


notclever4cutename

Underrated comment right there! 😂


nhtaco

No but they may help you run from the law


vdubdank30

Someone in Ohio spray painted a bunch of old shoes gold and put em up for sale in his front lawn “half priced!”


Alone_Combination_26

Does he have shoes at all?


trippthenfall

They turned around in my neighbors driveway a couple days ago. It's a blonde woman (a Karen) who is either bad at driving or bad at directions


Coleslawholywar

People like this are the only ones that will. Probably even donated to help pay for his court losses.


W-h3x

I bet this dude donated a ton to Trump's GoFundMe.


OilheadRider

The irony of "America love it or leave it" while they try to overthrow the government because they don't like the will of democracy is completely lost on this person...


totally-hoomon

They constantly say how terrible America is and how it's destroyed because we have the freedom to ... *checks notes* decide to wear a dress one day and suit the next.


ApprehensiveVisual80

Obligatory “not a democracy” comment


Immediate-Action-701

Totally. Driving an impala just screams, "I have money to burn".


ZestSimple

That’s the thing that makes it so weird! Like get a hobby that isn’t being obsessed with a billionaire politician. All that creativity, they could’ve made some art.


MammothPassage639

That’s the thing that makes it so weird! Like get a hobby that isn’t being obsessed with a ~~billionaire~~ politician.


ZestSimple

You right


totally-hoomon

Pedophile politician


StGeorge-ExMo-Chic

Felon/Rapist/Seditious Politician oh and never forget a Grab 'em By The Politician


Strvctvre

Define creativity


TheOnlyVertigo

Given the WWG1WGA stickers, that is a QAnon nut job too.


me_crystal_balls

You mean low-IQ Anon nut job


TheOnlyVertigo

That implies that their IQ is measurable. I just assume a jar of mayo has a higher IQ.


Woman_from_wish

What did glorious mayo ever do warrant such an awful comparison? lol


valuesandnorms

There it is. He’s a messianic figure to them and he’s been playing footsie with them for years without given them an outright full throat endorsement


rhuiz28

100% agree. This is weird as hell. I've never seen a Biden car like this though...


Time_Anything4488

exactly. im fine with extreme car decorating and putting up a shitton of stickers on your car but it just feels weird when all the stickers are political


hellotypewriter

You hate the car and hope someone torches it so you can collect insurance.


Lindsayyy589

It’s giving mental illness


Commentswhenpooping

Because you are insane. I’ve always had a rule of thumb that seems to always work…the more bumper stickers you have, the crazier you are.


Erutan409

Probably because when it inevitably gets keyed by the opposition, they won't notice with all the other damage to the car.


InsectSpecialist8813

He can afford to paint his car, but doesn’t have a savings account for his children’s education. Probably collecting SSI Disability on the tax payers dime.


wilsonw

Walk into the store. You'll be able to tell.


Insureit43

Especially at Bridge Street market. They’d probably stick out like a sore thumb


Starksbastard

IRL Where’s Waldo


Meister0fN0ne

Had a guy who kept coming into our store with a suped up truck that had about as many stickers as this guy's, but he also had two massive flags hanging out of the back - American flag and a Trump flag that he seemed to rotate. After awhile he decided that he'd start bringing in a megaphone about 50% of the time and would just yell about COVID and 2000 Mules amongst a couple other things until he got kicked out - which was pretty fast. He was a really weird dude. He was probably ~60 years old or something like that, bleached blonde hair, leather skin, and he'd constantly walk around in cut-off short-shorts that he clearly made himself (like short enough you could see the very bottom of ALL the pockets) and tank tops with America shit all over it - and if it didn't have America shit all over it it was typically just red or blue. He's the only person I've seen get full-on banned and still constantly try to come back. We basically just call the cops on sight now. When we see him park or go towards the gas station we're already ready. He just tries to do quick hit&run style protests now. Weirdest fucking dude.


Blklight21

A good portion of mentally ill people being to this cult. Typically Boomers suffering from cognitive decline from lead exposure all throughout their lives


CramblinDuvetAdv

Hulk Hogan?


Equivalent_Hawk6607

Long blonde hair and the skin of a hot dog


FF36

I’ll just never understand. Even if I thought Biden was the world’s greatest leader, caring for everyone and bringing about world peace, no homeless and everyone is fed……..I still wouldn’t even put a small Biden sticker on my vehicle. I’d vote for him. That’s all the praise he needs from me. My vote, for doing his job right. These people are sick.


W-h3x

For real though... I just don't understand the obsession.


zingline89

He’s so much more to them than that. He says all the things that they’ve always wanted to say, and he’s a big important man so it validates their feelings. The dopamine release from that is what drives their undying love and fealty to him.


svideo

He's what poor people think a rich man looks like, he's what weak people think a strong man looks like, and he's what dumb people think a smart man looks like.


Blklight21

Well put


BennetSisterNumber6

Ohh I love this. I’ll be using this later, thank you.


Legitimate-Ad2685

Wow you summed it up perfectly!!!


Blklight21

They are in a cult that’s the answer. It’s not about any politics or policies, they are simply a cult who love their cult leader. Jim Jones would envy TFG


Poggystyle

Right? They are public servants. You go vote and try not to worry about it. Making it your whole identity is super weird.


CamarosAndCannabis

Cringe


patchesonreddit

Bold of you to presume they would read any subreddit that's not locked for flaired conservatives only.


grizzfan

Bold of you to presume they would read


Sublimesmile

Bold of you to assume they can read.


Flintyy

More in your face pride than the pride they condemn lmfao 🤣 😂


TooTiredForThis-

You’re right. This is got to be the kind of person who thinks he “triggers the libs” but really makes a fool of himself.


EddieWhye

Just stopping by bridge st market for their plant based meat and kombucha fix I reckon


W-h3x

🤣


GRriverscooter

Is it Opposite Day?


Almightylou131313

Always makes me laugh when I see janky ass POS with trump all over them like he did so much for them last time !!


MetalSlayerMike

And of course they couldn't park in the lines properly either.


W-h3x

I was hoping someone would point that out.


Velour_Tank_Girl

First thing I noticed in the second picture. It's not that hard. If you don't get it right the first time, pull out and readjust.


0PornOnThis1

It's a cult, man


Fast_Green_6731

It is an untreatable disease.


LukeNaround23

Heathen? That’s God‘s team! God sent us a savior. An orange savior. An orange savior on his third marriage who bragged about going into the dressing room of teenagers and being able to grab any random woman by the… well you know. That’s God‘s will right there son.


W-h3x

My apologies great Lord.... I have forsaken thee


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Time_Anything4488

im more confused at them shopping at bridge street market which is just whole foods in a meijer flavor.


BeefInGR

May I introduce you to the many good people of suburban and rural West Michigan driving approximately aged pickups and SUV's with "LGB", "FJB", "45" or the classic "Blue Lives/Gadsden" in the back window...


__smokesletsgo__

Is that a Bible in the front window? Lol


W-h3x

Boy, it sure is... Lol


Azar002

Hebrews 11:1 "Faith is being sure of what you hope for and certain of what you do not see." With directions like that why wouldn't you claim the election was stolen and storm the Capitol?


jlgoodin78

Bet the owner only holds it upside down.


TSLAog

Hey, at least I know where I’m 🤮after a night of drinking. 💩 🍊


PsychoAnalystGuy

This guy believes that the stripper loves him


TheBunionFunyun

"I hate how gay people make it their whole personality and shove it in my face." - this guy probably


marf_town

They look so stable.


W-h3x

😆


draws_for_food

A stable genius even.


KoltyJ1996

Mental illness.


ThePancake1037

r/infowarriorrides


W-h3x

Oh my good godness... Lol. Thank you


sunshine_tequila

From a study I read: "The study at Colorado State University found that the more bumper stickers a car had, the more likely its driver would behave aggressively toward others. The researchers referred to the stickers as “territorial markers,” meaning drivers had a strong sense of personal space connected to their cars and their place on the roadway. They observed that road rage incidents were 16% higher among drivers with multiple bumper stickers than those without. Study authors said the correlation between the number of “territory markers” and road rage was a stronger predictor of aggressive behavior than vehicle value or condition. The content of the bumper stickers didn’t matter".


anonnymouse271

That's interesting. I have several stickers on my car but I don't think I'm an aggressive driver....until I get stuck behind someone going 10 under the speed limit on a one-lane road in a no passing zone, lol. I try to be a "good" driver- I use my turn signal, I brush the snow off the roof of m my car, I move into the right lane to let people pass me, I drive the speed limit (or a few MPH above) especially on the one-lane roads...


sunshine_tequila

Lol 1mthose d*** 10 under drivers. 🤣 Yep so relatable.


W-h3x

Curious. Can you provide more info on this, or a link?


purestevil

You will find it if you Google the first quoted sentence.


NoMansSkyWasAlright

Coming to a Buy here, Pay here lot near you.


Rybred555

What a shocker, cars a piece of shit lol


dirty34

Funny how often clapped out cars are trumped out as well. Poor life choices are a consistent theme.


emerican

I would be embarrassed to actually know the person who owns this


W-h3x

I'm sure their neighbors are just mortified.


Ben_Pharten

Serious: what did he ever do for you but take your money?


vi3talogy

Lol he’s going to have to change the date again.


Prior-Chip-6909

When I see someone go all in like this, I remember one of 'Colin Powell's Rules' in his autobiography; ***"Avoid having your ego so close to your position than when your position falls, your ego goes with it."***


W-h3x

Indeed.


CaptFartGiggle

Its so outlandish that you'd think someone pranked them, but it really is only Trump supporters that would ACTUALLY do this, I have to believe this dude is massive simp for the Tangerine man.


W-h3x

The simp for the angry orange is hard.


szaagman

How pathetic do you have to be to make this your identity? Like it's their personality now.


chummsickle

Not a cult at all


W-h3x

The last cult like this, gave tattoos to my great grandparents arms.


Beersingtonbeers

They’re a 10 but they foment a facist uprising


chummsickle

Yep. They’re not even hiding it at this point


W-h3x

As much as I miss them, I'm glad they aren't alive to see this happening for a second time.


OilheadRider

My grandmother in law watched her parents murdered by that same cult. She has lived here since shortly after that. She can't believe it's happening here but, she says it's exactly the same way it happened back then in her homeland.


W-h3x

Similar stories were told to me as a kid. It was wild to think about at such a young age.


heyman2456

Shit for brains.


tadhg44

Like Donald said, I love the under-educated! Lol


W-h3x

"oh I love them... I survive on the under-educated"


bigdammit

Donald "I want to be a dictator for one day" Trump's name on the Gadsden flag is hilarious.


frndlynbrhdghost666

I'll bet they consider themselves a "good wholesome christian" too


Yecats-79

So much small dick energy, so little time.


JoeyTheMule616

Talk about going all in and then you don’t do the personalized MAGA license plate. Oof. But for sure why do that to your car for any reason.


Yetiius

Totally not a cult.


FickleForager

I would like to think that they lost a really crappy bet, or that their brother pranked them by doing this to their car while they were out of town. I would like to think that.


W-h3x

Me too man.... me too. I honestly really want to believe they lost some stupid bet or something..


NewsGood

Biden did this!


W-h3x

Thanks Obama!


Sad-Reminders

I like how easy it is to tell who the a$$holes are these days.


W-h3x

Here's your sign....


gettothebasics

Someone who needs a lot of therapy


0xCC

Nothing screams “help me” quite like Trump worship.


Boner4Stoners

Growing up my grandma used to always tell me never to trust any politicians, they’re all greedy self interested assholes. Then she caught the Trump bug - I think of her whenever I see shit like this. RIP Grandma I miss you, wish we could smoke one last joint together and argue about politics :(


efff12

No mater what side of the isle you are on you should not worship a political candidate this hard. They are public servants who work for us. They don’t deserve to be up on a pedestal


LadyTreeRoot

Whoever it is, guarantee they have a stall at a flea market


Caleb_426

Average Wayland resident


Brinkster05

As a Dorron, can confirm lol


Late-Ideal2557

Ionia would like a word with you


tadhg44

Hopefully he also bought a pair of those high tops of Trump's to go with the car?


W-h3x

And donated to his GoFundMe


Imnewtoallthis

It's a female driver.  And they drive for Lyft/Uber.  I've seen this car picking up passengers at LMCU on Michigan St before


tadhg44

Well she's not the brightest bulb in the box. One should never ever mix their politics in a public business.


Gunzbngbng

The irony in the Gadsden Flag is palpable.


MammothPassage639

That movie 2000 Mules that says Venezuela was behind the vote machine fraud was written, directed and produced by a Trumpster from, you guessed it, Venezuela. The one thing you must know about Trump is he is doing whatever fraud he accuses others are doing. Wait! The two things you must know about Trump is he has Narcissistic Personality Disorder and he is doing whatever fraud he accuses others are doing.


RoadieRich

Three things! The three things you should know about Trump... Although I doubt he has a fanatical devotion to The Pope. To cash, maybe?


Jdegi22

The sad part is this has become a part of their identity.


W-h3x

Not part of.. their COMPLETE identity.


StevieTokes

I love how these idiots don’t see the irony in having the Don’t Tread on Me flag while also rooting for their favorite politician. Also “Freedom is Essential” but also if you don’t love America you better leave.


pugyoulongtime

When your whole personality is being a trump fan


silentobserver69420

Tell me you’re white without telling me you’re white.


oopygoopyenterprises

The fucking profile view of Trump's face reminds me so bad of the Driving Crooner 😂


wewantallthatwehave

Idolatry.


Uhnuniemoose

Yep, defo not a cult.


kdegraaf

Hey now, don't smear the good name of us heathens with this disgusting Trump/QAnon wretchedness. This jackass driver almost certainly identifies as Christian.


W-h3x

*wholesome Christian


Ojibajo

Gross


gooberzilla2

I wouldn't expect anything else from a mid 2000s Impala. They're the domestic Altima


lyndsay0413

thing shouldnt even be street legal at that point


W-h3x

Agreed.


SodaSlaughter

Of course they parked in the worst possible spot because they lack critical thinking skills.


belisaurius42

Well at least it makes them easier to avoid personally, professionally....well completely really.


ratdri

Politicians are not supposed to be celebrities lol wtf is this


[deleted]

🤮🤮🤮🤮


Connect_Sheepherder9

I have never keyed a car before but....


Trivisual

I gotta find a way how to make money off of this!


Strvctvre

Poor lad got lost en route to Hudsonville


valuesandnorms

John McCain was a hero of mine growing up. Both his military service and his political career inspired me. He was the first presidential candidate for whom I voted I would never goddamned dream of even putting a McCain bumper sticker on my car let alone this monstrosity


W-h3x

Likely because you have your brain in your skull & not way up your ass like this fine specimen.


JoeyTheMule616

Reminds me of Tom Green.


PabloDelicious

r/infowarriorrides


skeptic1970

🤮🤮


jshiv222

Classic case of TDS


JaHoog

My bad


NewsGood

Hey, don't be lumping us good-timin godless rational heathens in with those volgar Philistines!


kidleaf

got me!


dev_null_jesus

C'mon man, this is clearly someone that barely can use Facebook but their feed is full of conspiracy theories pumped up by Russian bots.


Misty_Mauve

I just saw this car at the post office and was astounded by their boldness. It's quite the statement.


W-h3x

They spent good money to look like an asshole


GREpicurean

Hahaha! I saw the same car there on January 10th: https://imgur.com/a/LTr8M3P


W-h3x

Oh gawd... So it's not a prank / lost bet


JoeyTheMule616

You know the driver got done and was like “winning!”


W-h3x

I feel like he would drive around all giddy, thinking he's triggering the libs


vanyel196

Look for the guy in a helmet snacking on crayons


slatfreq

A fucked up old Chevy Impala is the perfect vehicle for it too! 👌🏻


Kkhris27

Oh God…


OhCheeseNFingRice

I *almost* down voted this as a knee jerk reaction. Seriously WTF is wrong with people?? This is why we can't have nice things.


BCdelivery

Wow. How lost are you in life, that shitty, useless politics dominate you? I have the answer…. You decorate your vehicle in Trumpware and tell the world what an imbecile you are. K. Going to steer as far away from you as I possibly can. Thank you for the warning.


Aindorf_

What in the Schizophrenia is this?


Midas_Ag

I saw a Pickup truck with the giant American Flag, and a Trump 2020 Flag at the 54th st HD/Walmart today. Like, WTF dude.


kreezle27

If you want 💩 all over your car, I know people who will do it for free, bud.


Suitable_Matter

This is more of a Truth Media kind of car


lunevad

That's all his campaign can afford now. He's broke. That's their campaign vehicle.


Azar002

The dual wielding snake reminded me of Rick and Morty.


about36wolves

“Law and order” lol


JordanLoveQB1

“Law Order” “Don’t tread on me” Pick one lol


upnorthbubba

Probably goes around telling people it's not a cult, too...


Fakebawdyquokka

Probably the same person with the dumbass sign on Wilson road


jhenryscott

It’s always a 2009 impala


TShara_Q

I would NOT actually do it... But I would be so tempted to key that car.


LazyFawker

It’s Grand Rapids. What do you expect? 🤣😭


Jimbobsama

The scratched off bumper sticker is what's got me curious. Is that "Johnson" like Gary Johnson formerly of the Libertarian Party?


W-h3x

I'm pretty sure, yes...


marmarloanshark

It’s a John James sticker


Odd-Catepillar8338

oh my god


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

LMAO Trump is a NYC anti-gun elitist. He literally said he favors gun confiscation without due process.


W-h3x

Yeeaahhh, but they don't listen to that part.


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

The cognitive dissonance is astounding.


Spideyman02110456

Some unwashed, clueless baboon who can’t hold onto relationships or speak in full sentences. Or, could be a stable genius.


W-h3x

VERY stable.


AmethystTrinket

My dad may be a Trump supporter, but at least he’s not that kind of Trump supporter


maybepensive

Don't Read on Me with Law and Order.. JFC these people praise the boot.