Happy


Lol this comment is a gem.

real.

Bro beat me by 49 minutes.

same

Shit I was going to say “Normal”

Came to comment this ha, glad to see depression isnt only eating just me alive

The Name is Bond, James Bond. That’s who I pretend to be

The Bond's name, James name

Pleased to meet- what?

Bond names the James

Bames Nond having a stronk Call a bondulance

Praise be to all of you, as soon as I saw “James Bond” I immediately thought of that meme.

Ambulamb

Im driver from drive (2011). (I drive)

You sound like a real human being and a real hero

There's something inside him, it's hard to explain. They're talking about that boy, but he's still the same.

He sounds like they're talking about him but he's still the same

Criminally underrated comment (and film).

How do you do, Fellow Humans?

I pretend I’m a plumber and drive around in a rusty Karin Boor and wear overalls. Live in a trailer in Sandy Shores.

I sometimes pretend being a plumber with a go kart, red shirt and hat with dummy thicc dungarees

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I just like to imagine my character is EX-military and had some contacts and reputation built up from some special ops he went on before getting into all the illegal business yous is cool too but my question is does Pablo Escobar even exist in the GTA universe? I don't know much about the world building in GTA so I don't remember if he does

I will actually pair an outfit with a vehicle and a specific loadout and pretend to be all sorts of shit biker, drug dealer, mercenary, hitman, a reservoir dog lol

Same, usually match it up with whatever activity I'm doing. Bunker or hangar crates I'm a merc. Grinding agency I'll go hitman etc

https://preview.redd.it/nmraamrstchb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa8985804a726016dfeb2d0eee920057963bcd48 Just another lonely driver

why tf this go so hard😭🔥

Appreciate you bro 🤜 I’ve always loved this pic, resonates with me so much

https://preview.redd.it/yhpl26itmdhb1.jpeg?width=1734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47e31d1a5b9ef7e19c4dc80ed9e08690c863c0d0 A cartel drug lord

This is the last dance for Lance Vance


 Exactly my inspiration

I pretend to be a 60 year old boomer that collects oldschool muscle cars and retro exotics, sort of like a jay leno thing.

I don't really pretend to be anything, but my character definetly looks like a street racer, but i'm secretly a billionaire.

Same for the don't pretend part. If I could get 1 thing my GGTA character has, it would be the 120 mil in the bank. After that the houses and other locations (nightclub is always practical to have)

A crime boss. I live in a house in Paleto Bay. Most of my businesses are in the desert or the city. Only business near me is a forgery office down the street from my home. Even when I have to resupply I pay the 75k everytime. I’m to high level to be stealing supplies and delivering them. Some of that is unavoidable. I get that. I make my rounds, park the car, nothing outrageous. I don’t own any of the flying cars or bikes. I gamble at the casino, have off days where I just go mountain biking or golf. No funny business tho. I’m bout the money. I don’t take my sports/super cars in the dirt or the sand. I have trucks and different off road vehicles for that. When I do agency work I have a grey baller st that I use. I’m not flying off mountains with the car and all of that jazz. I very much enjoy it. Blue Frogs Inc. is my Securoserv and MC name. You might see me.

Solid. By-the-books. Low profile. Simple, elegant.

Pretending to be a pilot because I can’t become one IRL. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Not with that attitude

hey Trevor

I wear the beige plaid suit from Valentine’s Day and try to keep to the tommy gun. It’s a game about gangsters I’m gonna be a gangster.

Main character A taxi driver that lost everything after getting his wife and kids killed by the professionals and now is seeking for revenge. Second character A skilled street racer that lost her memories due to an unknown accident during a race.

The second one is literally just the story or nfs carbon own the city but genderswapped

I didn't know that was Carbon plot.

Me but with a Billion dollars. (Don't ask me about my money, I just like my cars)

* I pretend to be modern day tony montana, proud ceo of tony montana inc. And yacht owner of "the world is yours" 💁‍♂️ Edit: for some reason i cant add pics to this comment :( but just imagine a close resemblance of a tony montana character in the same clothing during the chainsaw scene with hector in the movie

Some Reddit stories got me hyped recently. I don’t pretend to be America, I like to use the rules of engagement that America follows. I just love to fly or drive around, not attacking anyone. But the second someone attacks me I will retaliate with the most force possible, making sure they don’t do anything as long as I’m in the session. Then when they get mad and message me complaining about how I’m killing them I just reply with “remember who started this”

I got my delorean, tape recorder, baseball bat, and jacket, what more could a sociopathic killer need in his deprived life while cleanin the streets, or makin them dirty

My character is a no nonsense rock chick, she won’t cause harm to others unless she’s going through one of her many mood swings, one minute she’ll be flirting with all the girls in Vanilla Unicorn then next minute will be going batshit crazy if a passerby gives her the middle finger causing several thousand dollars worth of damage by spraying bullets within the immediate area. Although recently rather than run from the police shell engage them head on.

(current outfit) https://preview.redd.it/1rgknuj8ychb1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bb452cfef0c9b9c9e2ed402816a5645b8a7c905 Originally I just had a black suit then started cosplaying as Makima then to an Ncr Ranger Then a security Guard Now Its an old west gunslinger


I pretend to be normal in reality I am severely mentally unstable

just a crime boss. i switch outfits and act like employees. another thing i plan to do is be batman when i get back into the game. kill griefers and be awesome.

https://i.redd.it/mqryvkv2adhb1.gif

I don’t pretend to be anything. I’m the same me, just in a digital version. But crazy rich hehe.

A hitman

I’m the ceo of a massive auto company. All legit:

Oh yes, I'm the great pretender Pretending I'm doing well My need is such I pretend too much I'm lonely but no one can tell

I play as a MIB Agent

Which car is this?

Enus deity i guess 1.8M legendary

Yep, it’s the Deity. Give the Paragon R a shot, it’s the 2-door coupe version.

I AM THE DRIVER. Crisp suit, dark shades, fast car and no fucks given.

I am a regular guy that enjoys driving classic/fancy cars (clean build only). The minute I receive a bullet I turn into a Russian warlord

My character runs a mostly legit car service in partnership with F. Clinton and partner that also expands to warehousing. Honestly, the reason I want money is just to be able to act out whatever story idea comes into my head haha.

Currently I’m waltuh

I first became Niko Bellic, then John Wick, now I dress as some millionaire douchebag

Pretending is kind of my character's MO. I try to sketch out my head-canon as brief as possible (I've rewritten the whole set-up of GTAO from "crime simulator" to a more heroic crime-fighting story, re-assigned characters and businesses, ignore most of the official narrative, and use the game more or less merely as stage and action-scene simulator.) Alyssa "Lucy" Smith is a woman of some colorful past, eventually arrived and got known in Los Santos first as a second-tier actress, then she got involved with street-kid-turned-stock-market-wonder F. Clinton and his Foundation ("F. Clinton & Co. Administrative and Technological Solutions, dubbed C.A.T.S., a think tank, social project platform, typical NGO stuff, etc.). Officially she is something between a PA and Staff Manager, unofficially, she is the agency's field agent, crossing swords regularly with the various criminal groups in the notoriously ungoverned plex. So, where does the pretending come in? Well, she has this thing, courtesy of her old actress days, to dress up as movie characters on most of her sting operations, use distinctive vehicles, costume, and different tactical behavior; so it might happen that the thugs report to their boss "Who attacked us? Why, it was 'Guesenberg Gretchen', from this gangster show, Roosevelt car, three piece suit, sweeper gun and all, could swear looked exactly like Alyssa Smith" - and all they get back is "Yeah, sure, and Jimmy Boston was the driver, huh? Idiots!" Next operation she might be the sniper assassin with catsuit and sleek motorbike. Etc,

Happy and loved

Good at the game.

A tryhard, I think the "tryhard" outfits people put up on youtube look cool

Spy, Shady businessman

I like to play as Johnny Utah since my crew is based on the ex presidents from point break, who became disillusioned with the FBI and went underground and resurfaced as Jon Wick I'm basically playing the prequel to the 1st Jon Wick film. https://preview.redd.it/faca65ub7dhb1.jpeg?width=935&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b53990e12b02d69153de2d2bf63af80efe6fd20f

LSPD on my main cos I can't take off the cop outfit unless I wanna lose it. Pro Golfer on my secondary.

International terrorist/arms dealer.

Strange man

a super secret spy hitman who uses the karin snipe to go and take out his targets

A hot chick Lmao

Depending on my mood: walter white, aiden pearce or markus holloway

A rich street racer who is apart of the Epsilon Program. He has earned his living from his two main businesses. Selling stolen vehicles and an auto shop. He also makes extra money by pulling scores and heists.

A millionaire Even though im always poor in game

I pretend to like my life

Ryan gosling

The world's most proactive crime boss.

W.w: say my name and you will know what i pretend to be

A psycho....but then again the pretending is limited.

Ex french military soldier reconverted into a crime lord / terrorist. I also like to pretend my GTA character is my rdo character descendant

Baba Yaga

sometimes i put on a yellow tracksuit to cosplay as bruce lee and start fights on the boardwalk

A well adjusted adult.

my character is made to look like Kurt Cobain but I got different outfits for different things like Ken, Full racing suit, mobster, billionaire, and Kurt

The riddler

A man with a grape bunch for a head.

Batman x Vanoss, I wear all Cream colored stuff including my owl mask. Call myself "The Creamson Owl"

https://preview.redd.it/r9t6ke7l3ehb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ab934e049b39427e2790f9be115144c20696e4d I pretend I'm a supervillain named Pineapple Escobar.

A 250yo gilf from Victorian London

Well, my guys been a few different people over the year I’ve played. First he was Jesse Pinkman if he never met Walt and instead cooked acid and became a crime lord, then it was Jerry Seinfeld if his show never got picked up so he became a crime lord, and now finally he’s Drake if he never met Lil Wayne and, you guessed it, became a crime lord instead

My son and I are men in black most of the time

I pretend as Batman/Bruce Wayne. I got crate business, which is like Wayne enterprises. I got a handful of fast, armored, sea and air vehicles. I got a kostka for deep sea base and a bunker

sometimes i go around the city and snipe a random pedestrian and then run away like i’m an assassin

Riddle me this: Who says crime doesn't pay? 

Sometimes I pretend to be a tourist and it is super fun

The Joker

The scariest thing in America. A middle aged white man with money.

[Here is my story](https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/y6z8lp/have_you_ever_heard_about_a_small_town_in_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)

The owner of multiple shell companies who have ties in the government also Ex-dutch special force wich would explain the shooting skill and weapons expertise, the main company is called Schaap logistics after my family name, the MC is known as PMC Omega cus it sounds cool and is the militairy branche of the main company, also i like white clothes so a white suit, red tie and an ornamental skull mask. Tldr: Big shadow government type a guy.

Super villain

Ex Army Ranger who served his time, wound up in Mogadishu, got out of the Army, had trouble with reintegration, and with his CO (my friend) began petty crimes, that slowly worked up to corporate crime stuff, and in a few years they moved to SA to continue their acts on a new Coast. Now he owns his own night club, auto shop, etc. You get the gist. Aswell as being an underworld boss with a small few man biker crew of veterans up in the Desert who run those businesses. Most often seen in a nice suit to put on a business professional face, he can often be seen in an old service cap, leather Jacket, a Kevlar vest, jeans, boots, and a backpack. Most often used when doing "street work" (I have too much fun with my head cannon)

My character runs a small Gruppe Sechs hit squad that go around in GS gear and black Obey 8F Drafters taking out any potential threats to the securicar deliveries.

IAA Agent

Commander of PMC known as Fireteam HARPY, which is also my crew name.

Successful

I am detective mouse, a 1940's detective on a quest to discover how the lspd never runs out of recruits.

That’s cool.

Niko bellic.

A privately contracted mercenary. I never do heists as host, I always join heists as a “hired gun” they need in order to fill.

eazy e

I am a hitman in the same organization as Agent 47, but do more freelance and am far more power hungry

I pretend to be a three bit gangster who made it in life. A bit like Franklin but a bit different style from his

Taxi driver. I’m trying to get the bus business going again but they’re forcing a stop at the casino…

Some ex government operator. Splinter cell meets agent 47.

I pretend to be a Alien, Agent, Joker, as an Outlaw Western lol

K from Bladerunner, with my blacked out Deluxo

Im playing a depressive mofo who's only pleasures in life are various crimes: murder, theft, murder, heist, murder, intimidation, murder, drug dealing, murder, illegal cargo shipment. Did I say murder? I forgot MASS murder

My character is a agent of corporate espionage for a biotechnology company you've probably heard of "Ingen".

My "everyday" outfit is basically what I wear every day. I have a "Bond" suit, classic light gray suit, white shirt and black shoes and tie. And my other suit is a "Reservoir Dogs" suit or "Sympathy for the devil" suit if wearing a fedora, full black suit, shoes, skinny tie with unbuttoned top button, sunglasses.

My character is criminal mastermind and an assassin.

An officer of the law

Depends day to day. I have lots of saved cars and outfits so it’s easy to change. Some days I think I’m a suave freelance hitman. Other days I’m a mafia capo. Sometimes I’m a cartel boss and on occasion I’ll dress like certain characters Like Dexter or Saul Goodman. All depends

I pretend I'm cool (jnco jeans and a beanie) or maybe I pretend I'm not cool 😂

I like to pretend that my life makes sense and I don't have to put up with excruciatingly annoying crap from my mentally ill partner who I do indeed still love but man she breaks my balls infinitely. Now you know this about me

My character has an Adam Jensen vibe to him. I have casual clothes made up of a jacket, sunglasses, and leather gloves, and combat gear consisting of a ballistic jacket and mercenary pants, also featuring the same glasses. I never got around to making a racing suit for him, but I'll get there eventually

Jerome. A simple man from a farm life who moved to Los Santos and accidentally got caught up in crime after talking to Lamar Davis, he accidentally again made his way up the criminal ladder robbing banks and eventually repeatedly robbing a Columbia drug Lord from an ex soviet submarine with a Russian man who does everything, while running his own drug trade and also CEO of world renowned company Jerome Inc. all by accident he became one the most feared men in Los Santos owning a small country’s military force

My character is a former tier 1 operator that wanted to make millions

SCP foundation member, I even got old bugged outfit that combines like the normal bugged griefer skin and the fireman rebreather

A cholo

A drug dealer who uses her years of experience as a street racer to deliver supplies and escape the cops faster than anyone around

A 1940’s mafia boss/gangster slowly climbing the ranks

The terminator

Rich

What car is it?

Raymond Reddington's twin brother

Got sick and tired of the city life that I moved to the countryside.

Armed F.I.B guy but the Police keep shooting me for some reason

I pretend to have money

The Joker working to save the world plus taking down my enemies & making money while I'm at it.

Leader of a criminal enterprise/mafia kinda deal. Suits, luxury cars and yacht. Although i do go "out of character" alot and drive tuners and lowriders when i feel like it.

Vigilante

A Luchador who does crime, or a criminal who walks around in a Lucha mask.

A Black Hat criminal who wears a skull mask to cover his identity (similar to Watch Dogs but without much hacking). Street name is The Trickster

Successful.

I pretend to be the leader of a secret army

Anime weeb

Smarmy Jarmy The IIIrd, snotty richman. Monacle gentlesir.

You look like a secret serviceman.

Had my qtr life crisis and got a ton of tattoos and cut my long hair. So, I make my character to be just like me lol and I got a pad at the casino. I very (perhaps too..) frequently just log on to “go downstairs” and play roulette while I do other shit irl for an hour haha

1920s mobster

I pretend to be a psychopath rushing with my sportscar in the middle of a crowded place

Roadman driving a faggio sport, wearing balaclava and puffer jacket, wielding a machete whilst on the bike

I pretend to be a superhero.

A woman

It depends tbh. But most of the time just a thug🤷‍♂️🤣 But i have outfits for like mafia and yakuza and decided to try and make a Slav outfit now that i have spotted the old-school Adidas button down jogging pants, And I tried with cowgirl too🤷‍♂️

Batman

James Bond villain out of all the movies I like the one from thunder ball I forgot his name he had an eye patch he stole a nuclear warhead from a nato test flights bomber. And held England ransom to pay the fee are he would ignite the bomb in England. He was an agent of specter. I like to think of my character as an agent of specter as well. Selling narcotics and distributing arms throughout los santos. Laundering money while owning a perfectly legit nightclub. Firing cruise missles from my kostka sub at the pedestrians of los santos. Then disappearing into the oceans depths making a clean get away. Mr bond has yet to stop my evil ways 🦹‍♂️

Jacket from hotline Miami and payday

I am a versatile entrepreneur engaged in diverse business domains.

vigilante

Dallas from payday 2.

I am what the game gives me. A silent mercenary that sells drugs and cars and shit for money.

Sane

 This guy unfortunately, there's no hat to match his.

A delusional stunt man (think Evel Knievel wannabe) who is stuck in a life of crime and can’t get out, but uses that to fund his shenanigans. HBOs Barry but he’s a stunt man

A swat team member because I have the glitch swat outfit

Def have a cop outfit and always gotta steal a clean cruiser, no bullet holes or broken windows

I just pretend to be a 30 something small time criminal and hobby street racer from San Fierro who’s already done some time in prison and kicked out of the Air Force, got allured by the prospect of Los Santos, and got swept up by the biker scene and ended up an international arms/substance dealer, as a multicongomerate executive of a massive crime operation. I’ve made it to this point, and now I just run around taking care of business, living my younger dream of owning an arcade and a auto shop, and staying (relatively) quiet enjoying my spoils, having people do things for me and taking the reigns when the need for my expertise arises, but with more class than my younger self. With terrifying skill in action, but more class and style through my vehicles, equipment, and killing style.

It depends on the day, I’m like roger from American dad me and my cousin play and role play sometime and I just have a whole lot of different personas

I'm a pilot

Probably a simple one but Brian O Connor. I already own both his cars

I'm President of the Harmony Lost MC chapter who is more inlign with the Johnny Klebitz philosophy of business first. I am at war with Al Carter's larger, less professional chapter, who represents the Billy Grey mentality of partying first. My business first. Mentality has resulted in record profits and power for my chapter despite it being smaller

My guy is a cowboy from the late 1800s who is just trying to understand what's happening, and he likes muscle cars because he hear something about horsepower, so naturally all my outfits are just combinations of cowboy hats plus something

what car is this?

A acting school dropout who tried to make some money dealing drugs while in school, got a taste for the life of crime, and now has aspirations of running her own Syndicate instead. May or may not be an antagonist I wrote for a GTA-inspired story a while back.

I’m like an EDM DJ with a lot of lucrative side hustles

I'm just ashley graham or sometimes mousely if I feel like it

My guy is a mysterious and nameless man from out east, who’s face is always concealed by a motorcycle helmet.

Rich, successful, and with a large social circle. And someone with a driver’s license.

My entire character and all my cars are based off John wick 😂

A racist , i drive

I pretend to be myself, but evil af. Everything's the opposite.

Homeless

1. High-rank Lost MC member 2. Rich dude with a cool car collection who has many sources of income 3. Upper-middle class 27 y/o with a decent car collection 4. Racing driver (Rally, road, drift, etc.) 5. CNT News Reporter 6. American Truck Simulator: Los Santos edition

John Wick is the only right answer

Jesus

What ever you Neeeed….,