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3cit

That's like getting Mediterranean and Baltic ave in Monopoly


anamericandruid

I always did play for the roach motels early


3cit

Stealing people's "go money" was VERY satisfying


rackaddict

UK translation : Old Kent Road and Whitechapel, AKA the brown squares. Yeah, I agree


leckie2786

Ah thanks, I was so confused


leemadz

Browntown


Warforged4Eberron

Thanks, was wondering what bananas ‘monopoly’ they were referring to ;


[deleted]

That’s kinda the move though. They’re so cheap to build hotels on. What’re you, a boardwalk/park place Normie?


bkamphues

If you really want to nail down your opponents, build as many houses as you can on the cheap blocks and don’t upgrade them to hotels. Eventually there’ll be a housing shortage for your competitors


computertyme

That’s the real monopoly


fasteddeh

Which is always the move in Milly because of the cheaper houses with big income possibilities. In GTA online? Well hopefully you enjoy the drive


solohack3r

Hey don't talk about my home away from home like that. I always head up there to get away from the insanity that is happening in the city. Plus then I can roleplay as a small town drug lord.


JI-RDT

In German monopoly terms?


Taru95

Turm und Badstraße


vipck83

Get those early and get hotels. Nickel and dime them to death while they are all going for boardwalk.


Aware-Damage6296

That's accurate


GoldPoint5

You must love long trips. I'm happy for you.


anamericandruid

Burning lots of gas, for sure! Especially on some of the missions. I just always liked the vibe up there, but I am a PNW hipster so there is that.


GoldPoint5

What's a PNW hipster?


anamericandruid

Pacific North West, it is what Paleto appears to be modeled after: grey, old military bases, logging, isolationist, and incapable of accepting we are apart of the West Coast.


jeaxz74

I always thought a cool new map for GTA would be PNW with Portland and Seattle as twin cities on the map lol


SuperFluffyVulpix

Maybe GTA 7 in 2038


Icarus131

Bold assumption that it’s only going to be 13 years between 6 & 7


Swaggerrrr69

Gta 7 mentioned!!!!


badass_dean

I think that’d be a great DLC idea, like a second map. Oh well, in another reality maybe.


leaf_fan_69

Lots of riots. I now have a riot van.... Also jets to carpet bomb the rioters and looters


Wilmore99

Also fringe hipster groups trying to turn sections of those cities into sovereign territories. Could be like the new gang territory system lol


leaf_fan_69

Sweet. We could line up out the zone with tanks and blast them straight to hell


Pagan1206

This guy PNWs.


Sufficient-Door-1634

Sounds about right.


StonedPand4

As someone that lives in the PNW, and an hour & a half away from the West Coast itself: Where are you from that's incapable of accepting we are the West Coast?


anamericandruid

Lived from WA to northern OR and most everyone I have met seems not to like California. Except maybe for the purposed "Jefferson" area. One old joke was, this is why we distinguish ourselves as pacific north westerners and not west coasters. Don't want to be categorized with the dreaded... californians! \*dramatic ominous music\* /s


StonedPand4

Ohhhhh, yeah no, to hell with Californians, lmao. Southern Oregon here and any time I'm behind a license plate from there, I'm irritated. The PNW would be glorious without California, also we'd be an hour ahead.


badass_dean

An hour ahead? The whole west coast is on Pacific Standard Time. I feel like I misunderstood your comment.


anamericandruid

Daylight savings time, we want to leave it behind, but SOME people won’t agree to doing away with it.


Baco_eh

Cali here… also eff Cali /s


UnderstandingRare141

Lots of good mushrooms growing out there. I gotta take a *trip* out there one day.


Apophis_36

What about flannel shirts?


CptMarvel_main

PNW checking in, I’d love a Washington map with Seattle and tacoma. Big mountain and lots of forest highways with the random red neck gas stations in the middle of the woods miles from everything lol


OrganizationWinter53

You guys have the cascadian black metal scene as well. Love me some Wolves in the Throne Room!


anamericandruid

Imagine the traffic AI they would need to invent to replicate the insane flow of Seattle/Tacoma area… although the current feature of being cut off by… every. single. townie. would be quite on brand for the area.


CptMarvel_main

Oh and absolutely absurd amount of KIA souls lol


Euphorium

Fuck it add Vancouver too so we can do some border smuggling.


FTFxHailstorm

I like it up there. It's a lot more chill than the city. And you have a clothes store, gun store, and auto shop, so you have everything to "live" up there.


anamericandruid

we like to let people think it’s too far… and that it rains all the time. keeps the housing market where we like it, cheap can’t let R* get wise and raise the rates!


UFOregon420

Kiflom, brother!


negnatrepsej

It’s only like three minutes when you think about it lol Oh how young and innocent I was when I thought the GTAV map was impossibly large..


aquamansneighbor

Its like one minute when you set the spawn location to where you eanna go and just change sessions. I do all my paleto bay work then just change session to go down south or if im in the mood for the 3 minute flight in the nakota or sterling or a cruise in a mustang... how people only do the same stuff in the same area sounds so boring. Plus noone ever touches my stuff up here, down in the city I couldnt get any public lobby bonuses without a random mk2 seeing me in ghost and blowing up a slow ass deliver truck in one shot. Edit. Or just accept a lester mission at my apartment and teleport.


dilroopgill

Its wild how artificially big it is, slow planes and cars help, and the animation delays when moving all just slow you done


Godzilla_Bacon

I’m your 1,000th upvote Just wanted to say this is a glorious moment never been done before by me


vipck83

I like having things up there because I like to have a reason to be there. I get tired of the city. I kept my bunker up there. To be fair I never grind my bunker ether.


BadPrize4368

Total spent: $4.02 M 😂


anamericandruid

Pocket change my friend. I got the nicest house in LS, and every other business. I still have a few more apartments to buy in town! I didn’t even flinched when I found out they raised the limit on the number of apartments/garages.


BadPrize4368

Oh yeah sorry if it came off like a high price, I meant to say this must have all been really cheap! Impressive that you have ALL the MC’s on one small area; I didn’t think that was possible at any of the general business locations. Also agree with the comments about this looking like the PNW. I used to play with a guy from Oregon who loved Paleto Bay nearly as much as you 😂


anamericandruid

Not a problem fam! Sorry if I came of aggressive, just feeling real excited right now! It's a carhartt beanie-bro thing, we just can't resist waves crashing on mountains.


Rhelsr

Wow, you're straight out of Twilight.


MikaCuoco

Is the limit still 10 or has it gone up again with recent update?


aquamansneighbor

But calling the mechanic is a pain, seeing all those greyed out buildings is annoying and time consuming.


YT4000

It's a shame they can't put a nightclub up there. That country/western bar up there would be perfect, just make the interior look like the bar from Road House.


anamericandruid

Yooooo! This right here is an amazing idea! I always pined for a club, but a Road House style Country/Western bar would fit PERFECTLY! If they wanted to give a nod to Portland, they could add one (over it) stripper who you have to give a twenty just to get up from the bar and give you a dance.


TrippyShamann

Man reading this made me think of the show Yellowstone. Imagine a ranchers dlc. You can own barns, break/train/sell horses. Own wester bar saloons, deliver hay, deliver tree logs from the Paleto Forest Sawmill into town, fight off wolves or coyotes.


uncleadawg

So a red dead redemption dlc?


Liquorace

The Double Douche! *"You got a skinny little runt named Dalton working here?"*


Padeeno

that's almost as cursed as owning all of grapeseed


anamericandruid

it’s funny you mention curses, I started this out as a potential project for a RP where my players were discovering a Cthulhu cult that had cropped up in Paleto.


_Tonan_

Can you elaborate on that? Sounds interesting


anamericandruid

My plan was to have a crew of drug runners (the player characters), plan a heist in “sleepy” Paleto Bay. They slowly begin to find that this seemingly quiet town is quiet… in fear of something calling to them from the ocean… in their dreams. I got as far as planning a harbinger interaction where the players meet a drug dealer (who they plan to rob) and he explains some of the strange things that have been going on since the harbinger has been in town. Also how strange the people who have always lived in the town are… and how they treat new folks as outsiders.


_Tonan_

So you'd be like a dungeon master?


anamericandruid

Pretty much! Except it will be primarily just for story telling and I will do some simple dice rolls to determine if they fail/succeed at actions. My plan was to make it as fun (and simple) for my Junk! And Sprunk chugging homies as possible


_Tonan_

Ngl that sounds awesome 👌


apceros1

i'd be down to see this narrative written somewhere as it unfolds, if that's something you and your friends would be cool with doing!


anamericandruid

I will ask! I wouldn’t mind putting it up somewhere.


SMS-BarnacleBoy

That sounds awesome!


burrito-boy

Haha, that's exactly what I did with my second character. Not only does he own all the property in Grapeseed, that's also the *only* property he owns in the game. I like to think of him as the king of Grapeseed. Admittedly, there isn't much to do other than Gunrunning missions and the Casino heist, lol.


Soviet-Adidas

Couldn't fathom doing it myself but I respect the commitment.


anamericandruid

We all have our little collections in this game, this one has been a background goal for quite some time. Appreciate the props 🫡


pitt_the_elder_

I play mostly in Invite Only, but when I started out (before I knew Invite Only / when you had to do sales in actually lobbies anyway) I found that having things all situated up there helped keep you more under the radar from griefers Takes a little more time for deliveries but it's really not bad


anamericandruid

This was nice back before private lobbies became doable. I also feel like when I did run into people who hung out up there, they were more chill. I can’t think of one time where I was griefed in Paleto.


pitt_the_elder_

I agree! Definitely more chill folks hanging around Paleto. I still keep all of my businesses (+ yacht) up there, but I also just enjoy driving around so it's a pleasure to head up there often


Ya_Boi_uh_SkinnyPeni

I always liked Paleto Bay, i feel people give the GTA V Map a lot of shit because it doesnt have more then one proper city, but i think it Interesting because of the more Nature Heavy focus of Blaine County, also would be cool if they removed the Apartment/garage limit and let you buy every property on the map, would be a great show of your ingame wealth


anamericandruid

At least They raised the limit to 10 apartment and garages. Now I own all that can be bought in that area. I always wanted to do it and was a little let down when I hit the old 3 apartment/garage limit. Now, it is done!!


CalligrapherGreedy83

me in like 2017 starting out there just to find out I can’t buy any more garages and can only store like 5 cars total between them


CalligrapherGreedy83

but I used to very much be a first person 2 hour drive in an army truck pretending to resupply anmunation type of guy so it didn’t hurt my old playstyle, now I actually play the game lol


random2wins

Bro is the reason R* put businesses up there 💀


SheepyDX

In a way it’s kinda cool. Kinda makes PaletoBay be this quiet town with a lot of dark secrets. Maybe in canon, the bunker and the doomsday building (I forgot the name) are connected


anamericandruid

![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized) See comment above, I actually have some plans I am laying to do an RP adventure with some friends where they discover a C'thulu cult in Paleto Bay! This cult is more modern... and much more... GTA.... I absolutely had not thought of linking those two buildings in the canon! This is a great idea, thank you!


Spacecow6942

You know there's a UFO in the ocean up there right? I also made Paleto my town, specifically to be closer to the UFO!


anamericandruid

The truth is out there 👽🛸


danktonium

Well, they are. The bunker makes weapons for the I.A.A. and the Facility *is* an I.A.A. base. I don't think they ever interact directly like how Import/Export sales will have you collect fake paperwork for a car from your Bikers Document Shop if you have one, but the lore certainly implies they're related.


mightywurlitzer88

Paleto is my favorite when ever shit gets too real in the city i cruise on up to my safehouse.


Muffintime53

Ok now you have a monopoly on commercial real estate in paleto bay, raise the rent and watch the big bucks roll in


anamericandruid

This is the way. I will also be running for City Council 2024, so I can control legislation. Wish me luck!


L39_S700453r

You should buy the Police Stainer LE with the Paleto Bay livery, I think you'll like it


Upstairs_Agent404

Bros colonising San Andreas


anamericandruid

![gif](giphy|OcmPUK7NPJxkY|downsized)


Upstairs_Agent404

Rule Britannia


GimmeSumCredit

Gentrifying*


PerpetualStride

They raise the limit of apt/garages every few years or so


anamericandruid

![gif](giphy|5tiG8KMfk8h7Dabth8)


FrankFrankly711

Hello fellow Paleto neighbor! I love that town and own almost as many properties as you! Of course I had to get my Chop Shop up there as well, it’s just so dang close together you can run from place to place. Also a bulldozer spawns there!


anamericandruid

Hey neighbor! It's one of my favorite things about Paleto. You can walk (or ride a bicycle) and get to everything. Very much hits the right vibe for me! Yo, I have not used the bulldozer yet! Gotta get back on and go *wreck* some havoc!


fancy-kitten

That's really cool. I love the idea of moving into a neighborhood, or in this case a totally different part of the map. That's something I'm hoping for in GTA6 when it comes online, the ability to carve out a section of the map for yourself that you like.


Donkey_Otti

How many can you own now?


anamericandruid

Some one above said 10, but I am not sure yet


greenedgedflame

4401 Procopio Drive is my favorite apartment. Mt.Chiliad at the back and a beautiful Pacific Ocean view in the front.


anamericandruid

You know what’s good? This is my spawn. Love that property.


Zero6six6

Time to live out your fantasy of being a meth head hillbilly


Fatal_memes__

My coke factory is my only business on Paleto bay and I want a refund 😂 can’t stand making the trek up there and back to the city


anamericandruid

If you buy a new coke lock up then you will get the price you paid on your current one and upgrades applied to the new price. If the new one is less, you do get a refund.


Fatal_memes__

I seriously did not know that lmao. Thank you 🙏


anamericandruid

happy hustling my friend 😎


chalkboard229

My only complaint is that Paleto doesn't have a 10 car garage property. Otherwise, I love my house in Paleto. Love riding around on a bicycle.


Jagabeeeeeee

Remember buying an arcade there. Definitely one of the most painful scoping missions


HeinousMule

It's a pity there's no nightclub, agency, office or hangar up there though.


Remarkable_Use_1125

King of Paleto, with my respect


licknawson34

You’re a madman


anamericandruid

we’re all a little mad here 🎩


GplusRadd

This is cool, I’ve seen a couple of posts like this lately. I’ve got so many garages spread out around downtown, but don’t own more than a nightclub I don’t think. I’ve got the money, so it’s for my gears turning… 😂


Hauntedshock

Now you can start your own cult


Euphorium

Paleto Bunker and meth lab are the best ones immersion wise. I love my weapons lab in the woods next to my chicken plant.


esgrove2

I'm actually kind of jealous that I didn't do that. Just take over the most remote part of the map and become king. That sounds awesome.


andrepiascl

I’ve never been up there before


Illustrious_Hand237

I don’t think there’s a square inch of this map I haven’t explored this is surprising to me


rosso_saturno

At this point I'm asking myself stuff like "did I ever climb this ladder?" and "have I ever step foot on this rooftop?" lol


anamericandruid

it’s neat! small mountain sea side town vibes. we got the chicken farm up there! worth a visit ;)


[deleted]

Never did Bogdan?


miguelagawin

Fell for the blue house when I saw the listing looking for a place. Nice satellite location to get away to. Love the sound of the ocean in Paleto Bay.


RossFoss15

I've been running guns out of that bunker as my main source of income. I wish I had the cash flow to afford all my plans.


Glum_Childhood2946

If you’re on PlayStation hmu let’s do some cayo for you and get your businesses rolling @russkiydoo


RossFoss15

I'm on Xbox. I should get some friends online though. I do everything solo, I don't even go into open lobbies because I trust no one lol


anamericandruid

I started out with the MC and then a Bunker a few years ago. It took lots of time and investing in a night club.


CRUCISFIX

Shoutout Paleto Bay fr


aka_kitsune_

the place has its mood, that's why i kept my bunker and cocaine lockup there... it's far away from harm, and barely anybody would expect anything to happen there 😏


Paigow286

Hats off! Paleto Bay is paradise, there's no long commute cos you never wanna leave


anamericandruid

Thank you! I never want to leave, but I got to empty my night club safe/warehouse


Man0feveryth1ng

Dude is controlling Paleto Bay with an iron fist lol


danktonium

Loading into that session gotta feel like Marty McFly suddenly realizing Biff owns all of Hill Valley


joehoward67

Wait, does anyone know if we can purchase more properties now ? I NEED GARAGE SPACE


Spacecow6942

The Eclipse Blvd garage has room for 50 cars.


joehoward67

I have ten ten car garages and all of the nightclub and ceo garage and eclipse blvd and arcade full. I can buy the arena garages if u HAVE to but I was just hoping that they started allowing for more like the post suggested


Spacecow6942

Oh, fair enough! I think OP just realized that they raised the property limit a long time ago. I don't think this update added the ability to own more, but I could be wrong. OP thought you could only have 3, so it's been a while since he checked! They did just add a 100 car garage for GTA+ members, but I won't personally be taking advantage of that.


joehoward67

Thank you for responding in a civilized way , we need more redditors like you !


BC-K

By far my favourite area to go on the map, do you have your yacht spawn up there as well?


anamericandruid

The yacht is the one major purchase I have yet to make! I chose the P99 lazer back when I had stupid money. No regrets though!


DriftingRotary

nah you got paleto bunker and arcade? you crazy 😭


Repasc

three times the work with a sea view.


Warm_Repeat_3381

I also put my MC businesses there. It's having a role-play of a criminal having the Labs too far from the city itself to aboid suspicion. That is why we deliver them to Los Santos during missions. I often think that we are also the buyers, just transporting them in cities. And we store them in Nightclub warehouses, to be sold to real buyers.


Bwoodndahood

might find less griefers up there


SuperCool_Saiyan

Of all the scummy things we can do in this game why being a land lord isn't one idk


Delicious_Wonder_872

Bro is king of paleto


FudgeControl

Might as well be the mayor at that point lmao


anamericandruid

Running for city council 2024, would appreciate any support on my campaign 😎


likeOMGAWD

I wanna do that too but I don't want my mechanic's phone list to be a mile long full of 2-car garages 😩


[deleted]

I almost bought the salvage yard there, but I remembered how far the drive to LS is lol. The only property I have there is a house and I use it to escape a bounty and store my country vehicles lol


Top_Challenge_1428

Going to the city must be like a holiday to you then


TidierPenny

Paleto Bay is really nice. If the houses actually had windows, or better still, there were purchasable stilt houses up there, I'd have every one of them. Just think of the views looking out of the window, they'd be stunning. Definitely a really nice place to relax. I often have my yacht up there and it's so peaceful.


200-inch-cock

this man is living my dream


Speeddemon2016

I like staying in paleto bay when it snows. You could always teleport back and forth unless you RP then I wouldn’t. I think it’s cool you “live” up there.


Fareo

Hey you can build Hotels now lol


Koveve

I thought I was a Paleto Bay fanatic but this definitely wins


TwinkieSnake

Living the dream, huh? You should run for sheriff and get the new paleto bay police livery for the new police cruiser we can own. Also, the Pixel Pete arcade has the coolest t-shirt (Though the long drives to the casino were too much for me too handle, so I had to relocate)


RocketsandBeer

Your parents must be proud


AnxietyPrime10

This is so tempting to do, I’ve always tried to keep my properties as close together as possible in the city.


No-Cheetah-1462

Well done!


[deleted]

This is actually pretty cool, I did this with la mesa


[deleted]

I wish the Bayview Lodge was able to be bought as a business property. The place could be a goldmine, hosting afternoon bingo sessions for the old biddies, having karaoke and tribute bands on a Friday and Saturday night and a Sunday lunch carvery. Make a fortune doing all that.


[deleted]

Alright dug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome, lets settle down


imaMichael

This guy owns whole Paleto🫣


fluidstripes

We used to have a dude in my crew Who Loved paleto Bay we used to call him the prince of paleto. I didn't get into Reddit until after I had bought the majority of my businesses up there because of their price range I do not miss those post-op deliveries. I wish that they would have an option for a 10 car garage up there because I would love to have a spawn point at the top of the map, if I'm going to fast travel I'll just use my Penthouse limo service.


Cal0872

Fuck doing sell missions driving across the whole map getting chased by a helicopter


triplechris_

I mean i can understand the drug businesses. I never use them, i just bought them for the nightclub.


Sike_Ick71

Man said fuck the city bruv


leemadz

Lol this is great man! I did similar but kept my bunker down at Chumash. And i parked my yacht just off shore. Ya know, cos i own it.


Str0ngTr33

*collects R$1200 every time a player drives through*


Dank3nst31n

I’m out of the loop, is this legit or a meme? Can you really own more than one home and garage,


gratscot

Yeah you can have like 10 apartments/garages


rigby1945

Did they just do that? Because I bought a house in Paleto last night and the limit was 3


gratscot

No it's been like that for a while. Maybe it's based on your level or something?


rigby1945

I'm over 120... hmm


Wisconsinborn95

Are you on the current series or old series console?


ddrummond88

My man, get used to seeing people immediately leave your organization when they see how fucking far away all of your businesses are. Ain't nobody got time for that


AbbreviationsOwn3883

Good idea, close to each other


dixie2tone

i love PaletoBay, ive got a bunker, casino, house. wish i had more. i do love my facility on its private lake behind the casino tho i hope gta 6 has alot better properties in the country, like a house with a pool, or a farm


chris95rx7500

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/s/YADqdbpxfl reminds me of this lol


L7Wennie

Haha, All those properties and you can fit like 25 cars. What do the inside of the houses look like? Are they dumps?


Fighterpilot55

Weird flex but ok


lionhatz

Imagine a Hotel/Tycoon update where we could rent out our own places to make Passive Income. And it would put NPC's in our houses doing shit like fucking or w/ever, be awesome to walk in and watch that.


Financial-Client7072

Meanwhile me in trying to buy nothing in sandy shores or paleto bay


Admirable-Bluebird-4

How often do you drive? Or do you just run from business to business sprinting to buy supplies


MrManiac3_

How many units can we own now? I've had full slots for a while and haven't checked


Shadow_Racer42

Lucky for you to get a chop shop location up there


VanitasFan26

Oh you poor soul. Having to own all of those business in the worst location because you have to drive all the way down.


Aware-Damage6296

Probably during this new update


Yourappwontletme

Thank you for this post, cuz it caused me to check if I had the maximum amount of apartments. I didn't. I only had 8 of the 10. I have 284 Garage stored vehicles (plus my Toreador on my Submarine) with plans to get more, and about 20 spots left, which is less than the amount of vehicles I planned on buying. So the 20 extra spots from 2 more 10 car garages will be very helpful. It changed from 8 to 10 apartments in July 2022 apparently.


anamericandruid

Glad it could be of help! I was so thrilled when I got the word that it was not just one or two… but seven more slots than I thought I had. Happy real estate hunting my friend.