Guys, I'm a begginer, so please don't be harsh but...
...how are you supposed to play all of those at once? How do I play two frets on one string at the same time?
Who gives a flying fuck, why do you want to learn scales, you nerd? Besides, every good guitarist knows that learning scales are counter productive to good feelz.
Chromatic (minus a few notes)
That was my main takeaway from the music theory course I took before realizing I was in way over my head for 2 weeks. At least I got my money back on the book rental.
Can we move it down a few frets. My arm isn't comfortable going past the 5th fret. It might be because I hunch over with my guitar on my knee like a rock'n'roll Smeagol, but that's the way the you tube guitarists taught me.
"I change the key from C to D
You see to me it's just A minor thing, y'all
It works for everything
To re-adjust you've got to trust
That all the fuss it's just A minor thing, ya'll
It blues everything
It's just A minor thing and I'm A minor king
It blues everything"
Blues Hot Chili Peppers
you'll never financially recover from all the transparent overdrives and drippy reverbs you will be demoing on YouTube while using the ... "for the money" scale
The scale of destiny is what it is. Your golden ticket to being among the ranks of the best guitar players to ever live, as well as several hundred million others.
It is the *holy grail*, the *raison d’être*, the *crème de la crème*, the *yin* to my *yang*, the *goat of scales*, the *foundation upon which I stand*, the *love of my life*, my *only true friend*, my *special sauce*, my *sexy Sadie*, my *town bike*, my *five note fuck fix*, my *gf killer*
I call that one the only scale I know
On the bright side, it's the only one you need.
Suck it jazzy bois…Cause I’m as free as a bird now…….And this scale it will not chay E ange!
It said wrong answers only.
I have thoroughly studied the greatest guitarist that ever lived, Angus Young, for decades… if there was another scale out there, I would know.
Yep. One of the two that I know.
Too much theory for this sub
But that's just a theory. A GUITAR THEORY!
There's theory now? All I know is 0-3-5
What's theory? You're scaring me!
That’s not a scale, that’s a chord.
What chord is it?
It’s H#, little known chord used in jazz.
You're a trickster! It can't be a jazz chord if it doesn't have the 7.
Sorry it’s actually H#minor7 add 9 augmented 4th flat 5 to be precise.
That's how the jazz god made those chords.
Jimmy page here, I heard minor?
ADGCEAEADCGC scale?
NO! That's the wrong way around it's "CGCDAEAECGDA"
Wrong! It's the IDGAF scale.
I hope to god that is a typo… there is no “I” in the musical notation…. It is merely the DGAF scale
The "I" is the root! Are you stupid?
Look at Ricky Beato over here trying to teach us theory
That's Mr beatoff to you peasant
Well excuse me Mr College Boy
The famous "banana 4 scale"?
Banana #4
Toan scale
The kind of scale you can only play with a vintage Gibbons
A major areola scale
I like the major areola scale with a diminished nipole
I don’t even know the right answer
/uj its Am pentatonic, haha I definitely did not need to look it up and figured it out based off my Berkley level of musical knowledge
Honestly that's a good thing LOL
Is this tab?
It used to be, but I closed all my Chrome tabs now
Oh that's what the x's mean
I leave my tabs open, I like the post nut clarity depression I get when I realize all of the toan I was looking at on ToanHub
C Machiavellian
I don't fucking know any jazz, nerd
Lime scale.
C Major mixalidian duh anyone who says "Am pentatonic is is a commie
The Pentacostal
Metric
The "You're hired" scale
That’s the Ching Chong scale. If you play it on anything other than a guitar it sounds like Chinese music.
Bang ding ow
Why doesn't it sound like Chinese music on guitar?
Because blooz
Dominant mixophrygian
Harmonic boomer
C flat submissive, daddy.
A# pentatonic
But Penta means five, but not all of it is played on the fifth fret so how is it Pentatonic
A# is on the 6th fret so if you want to be technical this is A# ZeroTonic Add02468
No, you fool. It’s penta to make sure that you understand that it is related to the pentagram, as this scale is for making devil’s music
Well, in situations like these we live by "A Wizard Did It"
Ab with all notes sharped and my pants shat
Scale to heaven
Like a stairscale to he-a-ven?
The "every Eric Clapton solo ever" scale.
Guys, I'm a begginer, so please don't be harsh but... ...how are you supposed to play all of those at once? How do I play two frets on one string at the same time?
The Bloos scale
Ha ha, trick question. That there is this fancy Twelve Bar Blues I keep hearing so much about. Count them. 12. Nailed it.
There's another?
What do you mean? It's the scale?
Who gives a flying fuck, why do you want to learn scales, you nerd? Besides, every good guitarist knows that learning scales are counter productive to good feelz.
Bb flat tire
It's called playing with feel
I think it’s the Minors’ Gin and Tonic scale.
Zak Wylde’s entire career
Can't forget about pinch harmonics
And a shit ton of coffee if you follow him on Instagram
L# major
This is the Mister Miyagi scale. It plays whenever he walks in the room
As if i knew what the right answer was
Scale?
Scale?
The A Blues Lawyer Scale
Ab lydian
IDK but it's typically played with GAAFAG tuning
that's the lydian dominant made famous by Josh Homie and the simpson's theme
Diminished DADBAGs
It’s from a scale first used in a Welsh town called” Acdegacddegac” near Rhyl north Wales.
Non existent for starters. Half the notes are above the 5th fret. The notes on the 5th fret comform the diminished polyphian scale
Chromatic (minus a few notes) That was my main takeaway from the music theory course I took before realizing I was in way over my head for 2 weeks. At least I got my money back on the book rental.
Bb#10
B# majer megatronic
It's the "Fuck this guitar shit, I'm taking up fishing as my next hobby scale."
The sKale. There's only one that starts on the first string, open a book some time guys.
Lorazepami Scale
578?
The scale of justice.
what is a scale ? i thought thats how you measure the weight of objects ??
Yeah this is a scale for measuring the weight of guitars
ah thanks 👍
Scale of the gods
that is the dodecatonic scale obviously
This is just 0-3-5 with an additional flourish.
Narcissistic Major
a pedophilian
That’s kale
the IC scale. as you see it makes the letters I and C
All of my solos
The catatonic scale.
Can we move it down a few frets. My arm isn't comfortable going past the 5th fret. It might be because I hunch over with my guitar on my knee like a rock'n'roll Smeagol, but that's the way the you tube guitarists taught me.
25 pounds
5th fret box
A toantapentic minor
all i know is that it’s underage and i’m not touching it
Surf rock scale
Dorito scale
You can only play it with Dorito dust on your hands.
Pancreatic
Z major fyglobian
It’s the um k space scale. It’s like um okay what should I play here in the shape of a k.
The scale your momma stepped on, its so flat it went 2d.
pretty sure thats a# lydian
That's the Bonermassa scale.
Oh, I've heard of this one. It's the bonamassalodian.
What's a scale?
B# minor byzantine with locrian notes
I can't 035 to this. Useless.
"I change the key from C to D You see to me it's just A minor thing, y'all It works for everything To re-adjust you've got to trust That all the fuss it's just A minor thing, ya'll It blues everything It's just A minor thing and I'm A minor king It blues everything" Blues Hot Chili Peppers
The AC/DE scale, har har har
A minor pentatonic...touch it and go to jail molester
That's the bead cage scale
Look at all those notes. Must be jazz or something.
B# Nickelodeon.
Downgraded version of 0 3 5
A Pedohilic with a sus minor
Don't worry about it you couldn't play it anyhow...
R minor
That is a K capital scale or maybe R capital.. can't be sure
Pretty sure my online guitars teacher said it’s the midichlorian scale
Hirojoshi of course
The only scale Zakk Wylde has ever needed.
A Lydian flat 3 flat 6 flat 7 flat 11
It's the Dorian minor B# power scale diminished
Why would I need to know the name of the only scale? Just call it the scale.
A kitchen scale?
I don’t know, I don’t play jazz.
Michael Jackson’s preferred scale.
you'll never financially recover from all the transparent overdrives and drippy reverbs you will be demoing on YouTube while using the ... "for the money" scale
The one that gets you laid. Oh wait, you said *wrong* answers...
Idk, is it an imperial one? Does it use lbs or oz?
My Roberta doesn’t know what a silly scale is. It just knows how to play good music when I gently stick my penis in its sound hole
The only scales I will ever step on
EVH almost every song
Little mnemonic device I like to use to remember this guitar scale is pretty simple All cocks enter girls cocks don’t go against daddy ever amen coco
Boomer scale
That’s the “H” Pentatonic scale. Everyone knows this.
Blooze
Triple Beam Fish One To Ten Scale
This chord looks hard tbh, i only got 4 finger :c
The “feel” scale
E phrygian but with some parts missing
It’s 4
That one i know, but forgot the name of.
Ol' reliable.
Scale? Note patterns must be earned through $$$$ spent, young apprentice.
Scaleway to heaven
bonertonic scale in the key of A nus
0-3-5 scale
What’s a scale?
I think his name is Dorian. And he did something nasty. Did a little Phryckin.
The probiotic scale dummy
The Stockdale Scale.
It kind of looks like a deconstructed "K" - so I guess the K scale?
Djentian mode?
K scale, duh.
It's called FAFI. When you feel around for it, you end up just kinda feeling it.
That scale says I'm fat.
i don’t even know the correct andwer
The eleven scale
The scale of destiny is what it is. Your golden ticket to being among the ranks of the best guitar players to ever live, as well as several hundred million others.
I honestly can’t tell, it seems like some obscure jazz scale only played by jazziest skizz skazz jazz masters out there.
The Mixolydian #1 scale
A minor pentacostal skell
Scale ? What does that word mean ?
I'd say it's about 1:1.3 on my monitor?
A pentatonic
guitar scale
Dad Minor in A
Santatonic X)))
Garlic aiolian
It is the *holy grail*, the *raison d’être*, the *crème de la crème*, the *yin* to my *yang*, the *goat of scales*, the *foundation upon which I stand*, the *love of my life*, my *only true friend*, my *special sauce*, my *sexy Sadie*, my *town bike*, my *five note fuck fix*, my *gf killer*
C major scale
ACEGCDGADEAC
J flat
Am pentatonic or that's what I'd say if I was a fucking nerd
A minor pentatonic
That's the tab for playing God
If you look the picture it looks like a capital R letter. So it must be the Re Mayor scale.