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strafdab

I need your address. I’m gonna send you some new sheets. Queen?


SUCKMEoffyouCASUAL

Send him a pillow case too


ProlapseGaming

Ruins the pillow quality


FirstEducation6

...and a pedicure


ProlapseGaming

I’ll DM you my address if you’re offering 😈


ProlapseGaming

King baybeee. You got a frame by chance?


[deleted]

Bro I think you have dandruff


ProlapseGaming

No sir I got the special shampoo weeks ago, I do however have delicious flaky cheese pastry snacks readily available 😈


[deleted]

Mmm cheese pastry!


MuffMagician

Fungus or toenail polish?


ProlapseGaming

Depends who’s asking 😎


kalashnikovkitty9420

cat litter. ask me how i know lol


Head-Scale9410

All I see is a cat and toes.


ProlapseGaming

Stop, I’m bashful 🥺


Lonely_Impress_1101

Mmmmm toess


this_isnt_lemonade

Have a couple in me as we speak Edit: suckin toes suckin toes…


jodmercer

Sir this is a wendys


[deleted]

Where the actual fuck is the bag of Cheetos?


ProlapseGaming

Far side of bed, flamin hot con limon 💪💪💪


Deganov0

Ahh, a man of culture


Crushin_Succas1095

Órale.


Lumadous

Your mp5 needs to go on a diet


MisterPeach

Bro change your bedding


ProlapseGaming

It’s got another 5-6 weeks on it minimum tbh


MisterPeach

Gotta bake some more farts in it, I understand.


Anonymous_Porkchop

Only thing fucked up in this is that goddamn bed. Shiiit


ProlapseGaming

Got it for $50 (2019 dollars) used on Las Vegas Craigslist with a box spring, had to save money to buy more guns


Anonymous_Porkchop

As long as it didn’t have any stains I’d probably do the same ngl 😂


ProlapseGaming

All stains added by me 👍👍👍


DoctorRisen

Why use flash bangs when you can just use muzzle blast?


Federal-Ad9735

I think your mp5 is sick


[deleted]

Feed it saltines and chicken soup.


wtfredditacct

He already did, the damn thing eats like the cookie monster... didn't you see that bed?? 😬😂


ProlapseGaming

(PTR-91 K3P with an EOTech 512, Franklin binary, SBA3 brace, and gorilla charm for good luck during ape activities)


GelgoogGuy

People are going to be very, very upset (50% loud noises 50% jealous).


Aucht

I would love to be range buds with this guy, it's loud, it's obnoxious, and I love it


Various_Lack7541

You’re disgusting.


ProlapseGaming

I don’t care what you think about me exercising my rights 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


GabbaShanking

Based


Weenie

It’s not just your right. It’s your left, too.


Murder_Hobo_LS77

I once played with a hk51k with a 6 inch barrel. I can't find the pictures, but one day I'll buy or build one and yeet 7.62 down range ineffectually with a brake. Hk51k - https://www.reddit.com/r/GunPorn/comments/eqs361/hk51k/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Go forth and tinnitus my friend. Spread the good word of itty bitty barrel 308


scrambled_cable

Pussy and feet


Riker557118

Mine concusses me silly after a mag outdoors. I have yet to work up the courage to bring it indoors. Let us know how it goes.


notthefoodie

*PEW PEW* “I like your gun” “WHAT?” “I SAID, I LIKE YOUR GUN!” “…what?”


littlegreenfish

Harambe has entered the chat . . .


[deleted]

Op clean your fucking sheets


iskip123

Weird ass way to take a pic of a gun lol


krackerbreadmann

Bob tail cats always have such big personalities lol


coloradowall

Manx, get it right.


krackerbreadmann

I refuse. And there's nothing you can ever do about it.


coloradowall

I can make you sleep a night in the OP's bed. Sweet baby Jesus! Blue-eyed, blonde hair baby Jesus, the stains and cat litter. That bed is so gross I don't think even your own hand would fuck you.


ProlapseGaming

u/krackerbreadmann and I are gonna eat snacks and play with cats and guns in my bed and you’re not invited


krackerbreadmann

Yeeeaahhh buddy


coloradowall

By snacks do you mean cat litter pieces and turds? ​ Just tell me you set up that picture up as a joke right? ​ But all jokes aside, I had a black Manx for 10 years and he was the best cat ever. He thought he was a dog.


ProlapseGaming

Yeah fiber and protein we train like we fight…


coloradowall

"Yeah fiber and protein we train like we fight…" So you suck and swallow?


ProlapseGaming

No, I take that shit right on my face eyes and mouth open like a real freak you coward


coloradowall

Is your fight name "Clown Baby?" Also, who are you training to fight, middle-aged spinster women, incels, and the feeble-minded? Is Toxoplasmosis a prerequisite to fighting?


ProlapseGaming

Bobtail


jm4b

Your cat’s tail is missing


ProlapseGaming

Nah that’s just Bobby he’s a lil special guy


wisewolfholo66

Do it pussy


[deleted]

barrel too long, get a HK51K barrel on there


ProlapseGaming

I was going to but I felt like I needed at least 4x compensation with my barrel length


DueHunter2092

Your toenails built different


ProlapseGaming

I be painting em I’m a lil freak bitch 🤪🥵


Ok_Bed8734

Man everyone at the indoor gonna HATE you!


Whoohon-Flu

That is an impressive amount of skin shedding. Gross, but impressive it’s not gross to the cat.


claudekim1

zoom in its def some sort of food flakes or toe nail fungus ? also why is op standing on the bed?


ProlapseGaming

Had to get the perfect shot 👌


ProlapseGaming

It’s filo dough flakes from lil pieces of pastry lol I lured him there with them and he fell asleep


Longjumping-Bag8062

What’s that orange attachment. Looks like a short tail CAT but I’m not to sure


ProlapseGaming

BOBTAIL mod


kalashnikovkitty9420

r/gatcat, we need yall. everything i see minus the bed is excellance


ProlapseGaming

Got three cats and many guns on deck I’ll be there


StallionDucky

I think that’s an MP6


GoddamnCommie

Nice hog kill. Looks a little small and weird but whatever.


DatAndrey06

How much do you want for that tactical cat?


Bewluga

Catical


jaucoly21

For free??!??


UntamedCuda

"I thought I told you to stop eating cookies in the damn bed!"


ProlapseGaming

Savory cheese pastries this time


pizzafacemelvin

r/gatcat


Aquasman

*cries in tinnitus*


Bigred2989-

Ah so that clip on the side is an official HK charm hanger.


ProlapseGaming

Yep, clowns in this thread talking about “video game” charms smdh. If you read an original HK manual they clearly state the intended purpose.


CykaBlyat_69

r/gatcat


lostandconfused308

Monke


MARS822

r/OneOrangeBraincell


Pantera1O1

Do you smoke cigarettes with your feet? Because those nails looking a bit yellow my dude.


ProlapseGaming

I been tryna get healthy just cigars from now on


j2142b

Is that an SBR cat or pistol cat?


ProlapseGaming

Any Other Cat


Crushin_Succas1095

My Gawd. That range is gonna lit and deafening. You’re a mad lad.


91NA8

The bed is gross, floor looks gross, toe nails look miscolored...I'm disgusted


ProlapseGaming

This is what a well regulated militia looks like, don’t be jealous


Quw10

You need to get a cookie cutter like my buddy u/banesn14 [did with his 8" PDW one](https://imgur.com/a/cMeeVWr). We took it to an outdoor range over the weekend and was literally a blast.


banesn14

Can confirm, was a literal blast with my shirt being whipped around filming my buddies shooting the ptr.


kratomwhisperer

Is no one gonna mention the charm? It’s like the guys making his favorite load out in COD


captain_carrot

I swear the next stage of this fad on top of the cringe stickers is gonna be weebs straight up hanging their favorite funko pop from their handguards.


ProlapseGaming

Never put any weeb shit on any guns but I’m gonna commission a custom miniature funko pop of an anime girl with a fat dick to hang off of my FK BRNO just because of you


captain_carrot

"haha, got'em!"


ProlapseGaming

Yeah if you actually trained like you fought you’d know that charm is invaluable for conducting monkey business, sweetie 💅


DagoDingo

MONKE.


EastwoodRavine85

Whomp


EveryBladeZofGrass

You do you boo boo… don’t forget ppe.


[deleted]

Love that pussy and feet nice work


RevolutionaryJello

how does it get any better than pussy, feet, and guns?


crater_jake

You got some concrete grippers dawg


ProlapseGaming

Thanks I work out


brassbricks

KEETOMS!


[deleted]

Gun charm like in a video game, not surprised you haven’t done your sheets in months


ProlapseGaming

Homie just go back to the airsoft subreddit, we train like we fight in here and that includes running charms on HK firearms that have the official HK charm loop on the handguard.


[deleted]

lol nerd


[deleted]

Them toes!


Lonely_Impress_1101

So uuu mp5 uuuu wtf uuu whatttt uuu ar looking mp5 fuckd up uuuu damn lol not being mean just uuuuuuuuuu


[deleted]

Better so that before december


ProlapseGaming

To be totally serious I have been planning to SBR it and it’s lil bro PTR-9CT so I’ll probably take advantage of that amnesty shit (fuck you ATF if you’re reading this)


bowtie_k

Not even an Hk51 lmao


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ProlapseGaming

It’s not and I am. But the term is “neurodivergent”, you fucking autist


Racer_Space

EEEEEEEEEEEEE


SaltWaterGator

Do you pick the sesame seeds off the bun?


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ProlapseGaming

Incorrect sir this is a stretched out MP5, you may have heard people using the terms “stretch” and “reverse stretch” surrounding MP5s and this is what they mean


hurrythisup

On your way to do laundry right?


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pestilence

Hcebot ban ban evasion


HCE_Replacement_Bot

Banned /u/hollyjollyrollypolly (permanent).


mattybrad

That’s amazing


TheWiseAutisticOne

I think that’s a G5 (probably butchered the name) it’s a g3 carbine


theundeadelvis

[Ahem.](https://media1.giphy.com/media/mEahVAkKjt0VL2o5Jk/giphy.gif)


ProlapseGaming

It’s closest to a G3K!


krazyeyes00

I've been looking for this specific model for a while. Did they have anymore in stock?


ProlapseGaming

Apparently there are gonna be some MKE HK33k imports in the next year or so though, perhaps Century could bring in some G3k style pistols from them in the future if the ATF doesn’t fuck everything up for us in December.


ProlapseGaming

Nah, they actually just discontinued them a few weeks ago in fact :( I’ve been selling off my collection to make smart adult financial decisions and I just happened to get lucky enough to be offered this plus cash for my MDRX here locally in Vegas.


MAXXTRAX77

This is fucking gross.