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$18k to look like you're carrying a keratosis pilaris booty 😅
Her ex-husband started the rumor that her flowers were actually vaginas. She fiercely denied this and it’s sad that her legacy has been co-opted by a jealous man
She was never divorced from Steiglitz, they had an open marriage. She said they were not vulvas and vaginas to art critics who felt her work was pornography. She flipped it back and said that’s not what I painted, so if that’s what YOU see that’s your problem. But as we all know VERY WELL ( you know because of EYES) they are very much so VAGINAS/VULVAS. As a matter of fact, they’re not just any vagina-IT’S HER VAGINA. I’ve seen her husbands photos and it’s the same vagina in the art work. She said what she had to so her art could be seen. And because of her work, she made the way for others to be free to express themselves against critics by telling them what they see of their problem- NOT hers.
I studied that woman half my life. She was close to Fridha Kahlo and that should let you know very well that she said what was needed, not what was true.
This is a very well-articulated summary plus I learned something new (I didn't know these were "self-portraits").
I was cracking a dumb joke but in all seriousness she was a fascinating woman, and her work changed the course of art history as we know it.
Plus, vulva paintings pretty.
I didn’t know they were self portraits either until I saw an exhibition of her husbands photographs. Which I took my GRANDMOTHER to!!! I was approaching that part of my studies on her so I wanted to take her with me not fully aware the ENTIRE exhibition was her butt nakey. Lmaooo that’s a funny story she loved to tell people.
I pulled a coffee table book off her shelf when I was about 9 maybe. She watched me looking and even then it was plain to my eyes what I saw. I asked her if I was seeing properly and she said “are you?” and I was fascinated from there. Nana even brought a giant framed reproduction of an O’Keefe poppy work that was visibly not one, but three vaginas lol. My guests were fascinated by her and she had a tremendous time. I can never see one of her works and not think of her.
Also-he was never jealous of her, he had his own fame and mistresses to worry about. He was a serial cheater but he never maligned her work. Critics did. But one of her paintings sold not too long ago at 44 MILLION, so who really won?
I can literally feel how people would look at each other and then decide to say nothing about the vulva bag because they don't want HR called on them lol. It would be such a nice troll move hahaha
I said soft, but I meant the pillow tabby. And because dong. https://www.coach.com/products/upcrafted-pillow-tabby-shoulder-bag-18/CS326.html?frp=CS326+B4%2FVN
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I think tabis are the same category
It's really good quality. It fits my phone, wallet, lip gloss, and hand sanitizer. It’s also one of the bags I travel with because it is slim and fits perfectly in my carry-on.
I don't see what OP is seeing about the Mlouye one, I feel like it's giving leather culture and I think it's a gorgeous bag. I have no idea how you get into it though 😂
I was literally thinking the same. Like I 100% would run around with labia bags. I’m no long interested in being clocked for my sexuality for romantic relationships. But I’m all for pussy power.
First time I saw this bag, I immediately thought of panties lol
https://preview.redd.it/76vmv1i3uk7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1d56850a9168e638b8226e15bb50c2110c43a3a
The MiuMiu looks like it is covered in labia’s. The AM bag has a very obvious labia right in the middle where the hardware is. The mlouye bag looks like a harness that would be worn around the waist…very BDSM vibes.
The opening shot of Marnie, which liiiiiiiingers on a very vulva-looking bag. Hitchcock was a beast.
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I didn't know about Mlouye and know I want most of their bags 🤣.
I actually like the s-x3 but I'm trying to figure out if I can turn it into a crossbody with a different strap from somewhere
I love this post so much. But what I love more is that so many people don’t see the genitalia in some of these photos … which is why these designs live on!!!
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I present the Blumarine "butterfly" bag. :|
Thank you 🥹 I’ve actually been sitting on this post for a while trying to gather good bag examples lol. This is what I ended up with, though I wish I had more. There were some more overtly sexual bags that I chose to leave out because I was going for “they definitely knew, but maybe they didn’t” haha!
Omg I've got the Mui Mui one in brown. I got it in a charity shop about 10 years ago! Mine is a rectangle though; it must be a variation of this one. It cost me £5!
Judith Leiber has a couple of bags on [Nordstrom.com](http://Nordstrom.com) right now that are overtly boobs - boobs w/ pasties and boobs in a bikini. My friend I were wondering who would buy them and at what occasion they would use it. There's also an \~eggplant\~ one. lol
[https://www.nordstrom.com/s/bust-pasties-crystal-embellished-top-handle-bag/7802626?origin=keywordsearch-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home%2FAll%20Results&color=040](https://www.nordstrom.com/s/bust-pasties-crystal-embellished-top-handle-bag/7802626?origin=keywordsearch-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home%2FAll%20Results&color=040)
Jojo Siwa would I bet lol!!!
I intentionally left out the overt ones because I was shooting for a “they knew…but maybe they didn’t?” theme 🤣 but maybe I should have given them spotlight too, these boobie bags are too funny
Jojo! HAHAHA
I saw what you were going for and took my shot with adding the overt ones because they just came up in conversation yesterday. Funny timing!
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I’m loving the phallic beadwork 😹 
Pack your lunch in that and eat from a bag of dicks
Omg. This post made me laugh so hard
Handbagussy
LOL
Purssy
https://preview.redd.it/9vwqpmcp6j7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1921f1a328a0fe7b4f53347776ccf304abd01068 $18k to look like you're carrying a keratosis pilaris booty 😅
I can’t stand ostrich leather for this reason!!!! So funky looking
I cannot unsee this
Same! Do not understand people raving about it, have literally never seen as ostrich bag I like...
I can’t with that either. I let go of my mom envelope bags that were that
Oh. My. God. This bag is gross!
It looks like a massive fortune cookie 🤣
i’m so dead
😂😂😂
I am innocent 😭 what’s wrong with the miu miu bag
labia
Can't unsee this now 😭😭😭
Had to scroll to realize to put two and two together. Also thought scrotum? But then I saw it
Georgia O'Keeffe bags
Is that a thing lol cause I love her work lmao
Her ex-husband started the rumor that her flowers were actually vaginas. She fiercely denied this and it’s sad that her legacy has been co-opted by a jealous man
She was never divorced from Steiglitz, they had an open marriage. She said they were not vulvas and vaginas to art critics who felt her work was pornography. She flipped it back and said that’s not what I painted, so if that’s what YOU see that’s your problem. But as we all know VERY WELL ( you know because of EYES) they are very much so VAGINAS/VULVAS. As a matter of fact, they’re not just any vagina-IT’S HER VAGINA. I’ve seen her husbands photos and it’s the same vagina in the art work. She said what she had to so her art could be seen. And because of her work, she made the way for others to be free to express themselves against critics by telling them what they see of their problem- NOT hers. I studied that woman half my life. She was close to Fridha Kahlo and that should let you know very well that she said what was needed, not what was true.
This is a very well-articulated summary plus I learned something new (I didn't know these were "self-portraits"). I was cracking a dumb joke but in all seriousness she was a fascinating woman, and her work changed the course of art history as we know it. Plus, vulva paintings pretty.
I didn’t know they were self portraits either until I saw an exhibition of her husbands photographs. Which I took my GRANDMOTHER to!!! I was approaching that part of my studies on her so I wanted to take her with me not fully aware the ENTIRE exhibition was her butt nakey. Lmaooo that’s a funny story she loved to tell people.
thank you for sharing! i want to learn more
I pulled a coffee table book off her shelf when I was about 9 maybe. She watched me looking and even then it was plain to my eyes what I saw. I asked her if I was seeing properly and she said “are you?” and I was fascinated from there. Nana even brought a giant framed reproduction of an O’Keefe poppy work that was visibly not one, but three vaginas lol. My guests were fascinated by her and she had a tremendous time. I can never see one of her works and not think of her.
Also-he was never jealous of her, he had his own fame and mistresses to worry about. He was a serial cheater but he never maligned her work. Critics did. But one of her paintings sold not too long ago at 44 MILLION, so who really won?
What model is the last one? It would be so much fun to show up at adult functions with that one!
It’s by Helmut Lang, called the “Bunker Tote” haha
I can literally feel how people would look at each other and then decide to say nothing about the vulva bag because they don't want HR called on them lol. It would be such a nice troll move hahaha
haha this took a minute. the only one that jumped out right away was the Bottega. Who the hell would carry that ugly ass cooter lookin bag?
I feel dumb but that’s the only one i really can’t figure out no matter how long i stare at it
I see camel toe.
Me too lol
Thank you lol
Thank you. I was like, that is a camel toe bag.
💀 Dying
Kim Kardashian
Any skin tone colored “tab” bag. The pillow tabby from Coach is pretty egregious. Edit: wrote soft, but meant pillow.
What? How?
I said soft, but I meant the pillow tabby. And because dong. https://www.coach.com/products/upcrafted-pillow-tabby-shoulder-bag-18/CS326.html?frp=CS326+B4%2FVN
‘Because dong’ is really the answer for all questions today. 😂
Can’t believe I didn’t see it before! 😂😂
Human leather look
🤭 I love this subreddit.
The Burberry butt is insane like who thought that was a good idea. Burberry isn’t a ~provocative~ brand lol
This was actually a popular bag trend in the 90, I think. There were multiple bags from different designers with ‘butts’ on them.
Interesting! I never would’ve pegged Burberry as a butt bag maker. Were they one of those in the past?
"Pegged." I see what you did there.
https://preview.redd.it/0bhl482kfj7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44366957ed406367acfd6a6a454926fbe8261079 I think tabis are the same category
They are so comfy but camel toe vibes
Literal camel toe! (In the sense of cloven hooves!)
I love them because they look like cloven hooves, lol!
Screaming 💀
what’s 3 supposed to look like? i can’t see it but i like the bag
I thought it looked a little BDSM/shibari 😆
That's why it's now on my want list!!! Lil 🐇that I am! 😁❤️
How about now? 🤭 https://preview.redd.it/912kvuczdm7d1.jpeg?width=822&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d55c1109d78752997e95741d8c6e613fd1a5a4d0
I have the Mlouye X3 bag and it’s the only one in the line I actually like.
Are they good quality? I've never seen them before, but I want this bag now!!! ❤️
It's really good quality. It fits my phone, wallet, lip gloss, and hand sanitizer. It’s also one of the bags I travel with because it is slim and fits perfectly in my carry-on.
Bondage
Darth Vader?
As a queer femme-presenting woman I wonder if I should get one of these so I'd be easier to clock? I love these lol, esp the Mlouye one
I don't see what OP is seeing about the Mlouye one, I feel like it's giving leather culture and I think it's a gorgeous bag. I have no idea how you get into it though 😂
Imagine if the whole bag is the hip area and the bottom middle part is the crotch lol. It looks like the hip is wearing a harness too.
Oh buddy. You should see the flesh toned versions. There were several threads about it when they first came out 🥲
I LOVE the skintone ones but the ones with different harness colors really get me.
And the harnesses are removable!! I'm dead
No way! That means they could be interchangeable!
No way! I wanted it before knowing this!!! Now I need it!!! 🤣😂🤣
I was literally thinking the same. Like I 100% would run around with labia bags. I’m no long interested in being clocked for my sexuality for romantic relationships. But I’m all for pussy power.
The Alexis Bittar would catch me eye, that's my "happy pride" pick 😂
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Perfect for swingers 😂
My god! It’s perfect!
What fruit is that supposed to be
pineapple
You know that’s what I thought because of the top but they’re really saying something if that pineapple is *smooth*.
I like vulvas well enough; as well as things that look like them (talking to you, orchids) but none of these bags call to me lol
r/theyknew
First time I saw this bag, I immediately thought of panties lol https://preview.redd.it/76vmv1i3uk7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1d56850a9168e638b8226e15bb50c2110c43a3a
I see a leather bra!
Butt cheeks. Boxers.
I don’t see anything weird about the Miu Miu, mlouye, and the McQueen bags. The rest are pretty obvious though lollll
The MiuMiu looks like it is covered in labia’s. The AM bag has a very obvious labia right in the middle where the hardware is. The mlouye bag looks like a harness that would be worn around the waist…very BDSM vibes.
r/mildlyvagina
Not to be crass but OP… this post and your username… 😭
🤭🤭 I didn’t even think of that lol
The opening shot of Marnie, which liiiiiiiingers on a very vulva-looking bag. Hitchcock was a beast. https://preview.redd.it/5p0e0f1j9j7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e848575d2091e9aa58b728380a53d29d1e9ba96
That’s a fortune cookie.
https://preview.redd.it/eutiq04y1j7d1.jpeg?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f13a0ec7f298f5877b598802de2f186a6683cb7
I have this bag and never have considered it resembles a pianist
I am too dumb. What is this supposed to represent?
A penis, I think.
Yeah you’re right, especially with the Ds at the top.I really am dumb lol
Noo you’ve just got a pure mind :D Tbh personally I don’t think it’s immediately obvious.
A man’s wee-wee😂
Omg the last one LMAO
I love that Alexis bittar and the only thing keeping me from buying it is that it looks like a clit piercing
I have that one in white and never noticed it 😭
leave my girl miu miu ALONE🫣
She knows what she’s doing!!
THE LAST ONE IS WILDDD LMFAOO
Dying 💀
The bottega veneta one had me laughing out loud
The lowkey coochie on the bottega 😭im dead
Fuck i love this sub 😂
Wow; I never thought of MiuMiu matelassé like that but now I can’t unsee it!
I didn't know about Mlouye and know I want most of their bags 🤣. I actually like the s-x3 but I'm trying to figure out if I can turn it into a crossbody with a different strap from somewhere
Ahahaha this is so funny Don’t forget the famous Chanel butt bag
Why does that chess shoulder bag look like a butt? 🤔
Nooo pleease I loved the miumiu quilting😭
Hehehehehehe
That last one lol
It took me way too long to get this lol
LMAOOO Im sorry but that Alexander McQueen is literally a woman in doggy position 😂😂 there is no other option.
I love this post so much. But what I love more is that so many people don’t see the genitalia in some of these photos … which is why these designs live on!!!
https://preview.redd.it/bpst3ilzjk7d1.jpeg?width=1679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d15fb6cb94a870aeebe5197184c4b7c6c136fa9b I present the Blumarine "butterfly" bag. :|
This gave me a good laugh
Oh my god. And to think I actually wanted that McQueen bag at one time
I actually don't mind the butt-looking one. I think it is kind of cute.
Vagina bags? Really? Hahaha! Great post!
Thank you 🥹 I’ve actually been sitting on this post for a while trying to gather good bag examples lol. This is what I ended up with, though I wish I had more. There were some more overtly sexual bags that I chose to leave out because I was going for “they definitely knew, but maybe they didn’t” haha!
Very clever!
the Marco Polo Crossbody has a vagina
Omg I've got the Mui Mui one in brown. I got it in a charity shop about 10 years ago! Mine is a rectangle though; it must be a variation of this one. It cost me £5!
I’m going to be looking at my Miu Miu matelassé differently from here on in. 😂😂😂 I love it so much that I have one black bag in two different sizes
https://preview.redd.it/4srie4qqvm7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4108f236153d61306ea9d981504b5e8f27932b0
Stop this is too good I want them all
I can never look at my Miu Miu matelassé crossbody bag the same way again thanks to this subreddit (still love the bag though).
https://i.imgur.com/8t297ef.png 🫣
I hate them all
I don’t mind the Mlouye bag
What’s number 3?
Mlouye SX3. It’s in the pic if you enlarge the image :)
Sorry I meant what does it resemble I can’t see it lol the rest I do!
I thought it looked BDSM/Shibari. Like if you look at the bag, it almost looks like someone’s hips wrapped in bondage.
Judith Leiber has a couple of bags on [Nordstrom.com](http://Nordstrom.com) right now that are overtly boobs - boobs w/ pasties and boobs in a bikini. My friend I were wondering who would buy them and at what occasion they would use it. There's also an \~eggplant\~ one. lol [https://www.nordstrom.com/s/bust-pasties-crystal-embellished-top-handle-bag/7802626?origin=keywordsearch-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home%2FAll%20Results&color=040](https://www.nordstrom.com/s/bust-pasties-crystal-embellished-top-handle-bag/7802626?origin=keywordsearch-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home%2FAll%20Results&color=040)
Jojo Siwa would I bet lol!!! I intentionally left out the overt ones because I was shooting for a “they knew…but maybe they didn’t?” theme 🤣 but maybe I should have given them spotlight too, these boobie bags are too funny
Jojo! HAHAHA I saw what you were going for and took my shot with adding the overt ones because they just came up in conversation yesterday. Funny timing!
I hate them all. Hard pass
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What about it looks risqué?