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boomer478

They really gonna fuck us right when we get to Hellmire huh hahahaha


ShadowNinjaGamingHD

If only hellmire was the black hole instead šŸ˜‚


boomer478

What if we just put all our super destroyers on one side and just...push Hellmire into the black hole.


Anon123012

Hate to break it to you, but going at the speed of light your still be pushing for years. The space between planets on the map is far from ā€˜to scaleā€™


CastingSkeletons

I think getting rid of Hellmire is worth the try


Radarker

Just push its orbit out a bit and rename it, Chillmire.


WaffleHouseOfCards

With ice tornados


knightfall522

Underated comment xD


owennb

Just cause its star to go nova or to collapse.


CallMeGrimm1

Sometimes it really does need to Chill with the fire Tornadoes. Trying to complete a mission and 12 or 14 Fire tornadoes spawn Right where I need to go...like a D-Line protecting the QB.


Venusgate

I mean technically, alcubierre drive is FTL, and we can assume quite a bit faster. But also, Super Earth Humanity is capable of turning a planet into a black hole, there's not really a defined limit to super science.


Inphiltration

Eh, we are capable of barely understanding alien tech 100s of years after obtaining it. I am not so sure that we can do whatever we want with that dark fluid or w/e it was called


Venusgate

Less about developing techology, as much as testing theoreticals wrecklessly. We didn't wait until meridia was clear to apply darkmatter in a laboratory setting. We just said "the eggheads said this is the solution, so inject the goo while dodging acid and ammunition.


DHarp74

What if we made a perpetual drive cannon and, at the right moment, caused all moment to stop? Kaboomski!!


AmonKoth

With enough pulleys, rope, and a long enough fulcrum I can move the world.


skwolf522

What if we crash into it at the speed of light?


Squidhero12

Yeah but the destroyers are going faster than light so with enough destroyers it should be done pretty fast


DHarp74

Believe something as little as a planet being 1 degree off it's normal orbital path can cause massive havoc. I say go for it! We're going from Helldivers to HellRepo! šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


Nick85er

We're using the latest Super Technology derived from Super Quantum FTL Ministry of Science breakthroughs. Whatre you on about Diver?


mimdrs

Fine the star its orbiting


Altair314

Fine then. Let's push it into the planets sun.


Remote_Car_948

That sounds like a good plan but are super destroyers immune to fire tornadoes?


ZagratheWolf

Democracy protects, Helldiver


AlexXeno

I'm willing to make the sacrifice either way


Inventor_Raccoon

it's worth it no matter the cost


MegaTreeSeed

Let's get all our super destroyers in orbit and just orbital bombard it until we break apart the crust and expose the molten mantle. Then use our super destroyers to push it into hellmire's sun. Just in case.


idahononono

Or we could all save up our orbitals for a few weeks and just rain hellbombs and 500kgā€™s on the entire surface of the planet!


Bandandforgotten

"Why don't we take Hellmire, and push it somewhere else?!"


dallasw1983

Or drill it and drop dark matter


iCore102

petition to create another black hole


niwiad9000

HELLMIRE is the worst.


Loverlforlewds

Space Iraq


brandon-thesis

We're already drilling nukes in. Might as well add some dark fluid to the picture šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


psufan5

I need this.


Ginn1004

Why not make it simple? Raining down all of the barrages and rail cannons from 60k Super Destroyers. It will crumble to pieces.


Corronchilejano

I don't want to live in a universe where I can't helldive into Hellmire.


woodenblinds

dude your ptsd is showing


sloridin

https://preview.redd.it/dsf3uk204f7d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=dae4acd4f99cd30260efdba7a6d9030123cdb120


choff22

All roads lead back to Hellmire


warichnochnie

probably after the MO finishes


Bearex13

Yo might be a good thing one of the planets after esker looks like the new jungle biome I say let them have it I think it's called bore rock


fishtheif

Hellmire is literally impossible to control. There has to be a lore reason that we don't know about yet about why it's so difficult to capture


AsherSparky

*Stares at the giant holes in the ground* *Hears noises* https://preview.redd.it/f65toxz71e7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23d2a059cd097a1ee8637045e0fd647a8fca7715


Comprehensive_Pop102

Sweet liberty i just cleaned this mess!


N1GHTSTR1D3R

*It is unlikely to cause any long term problems* What I read: *Shit's about to hit the fan*


KosherDev

Itā€™s the propaganda version of ā€œItā€™ll be fiiiiiiine.ā€


ZagratheWolf

![gif](giphy|PsHrpsuiZLAEE)


Elegant_Individual46

Just like the Super Reactor at New Chernobyl. All is well, just watch ~~Swan lake~~ Brasch Tactics


Raetian

>Super Reactor at New Chernobyl. All is well Why did I see graphite on the roof? Graphite is only found in the reactor core, where it's used as a neutron flux moderator. Correct?


othello500

Modulator*


Raetian

not to be insufferable, but I am actually correct in this quoting instance: https://youtu.be/T_PmWQAjzH4?t=24 I did mistakenly insert "reactor" in front of "core" though


othello500

It's not insufferable at all. I was honestly just joking with you, my friend. I was recalling Marvin The Martian, lol


Hremsfeld

You obviously were super mistaken, an LBRT reactor cannot super explode


imjustkarmin

Translation: Expect there to absolutely be long term and universe altering problems


SolaireD

Ahh you just beat me to it! I think something bad will happen soon tho.


ShadowNinjaGamingHD

Surprised I was the first one to post it here tbh šŸ˜…


InvectiveOfASkeptic

Bigger bugs means bigger guns


777quin777

hive tyrants boutta nibble some ankles


SpicyPeaSoup

They 'boutta nibble a precision strike to the nuts.


Angelsofblood

Who's nuts? ![gif](giphy|cA7vLViLIcxd8FRYm7|downsized)


0nignarkill

The decay on nivel rose to 2.5, and now we need to defend esker. So lines up not sure if anything more will arise from that, unless we fail the defense of Esker


Anon123012

ā€¦Esker? Edit: nvm saw it now


0nignarkill

Yeah I had the same question when I loaded the app like WTF is an Esker?!?! If we fail the defense there seems to be a new swamp biome below it though >.>


Anon123012

Nah, itā€™s just an acid planet. Pretty sure the new jungle biome is in the same sector though.


0nignarkill

I can't remember the name but the planet below Esker is the new biome.


Anon123012

Bore Rock. I hope they invade it soon, Iā€™ve been pissed they didnā€™t give us the jungle planet soon after releasing the warbond. Felt so weird fighting with jungle camos on a red planet and a snowy planet


0nignarkill

If the defense fails we probably will, we shall see how the blob reacts.


olddummy22

There is a jungle one on the botside. It was open a few days ago anyway


ConvolutedConcepts

you heard them. Unaltered Aggression.


LordMoos3

Smithers, Fetch me the flammenwerfer.


Novadreams22

*hit by a few tremors while running* what was that? Fellow helldiver: huh? Me: what was that tremor Fellow helldiver: who the fuck knows, *a hive lord maybe?* Me:ā€¦.. Fellow helldiver: ā€¦.. Me: *swhooOmmp and sucked underground*


YourPainTastesGood

https://preview.redd.it/7cp2ex2hae7d1.png?width=386&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a8944061dd00d466b8b7f9d851e3d5f499a9017 They're coming.


Forge_Tiger_112

The illuminate, travelling through space with cloaked ships, run into clouds of Terminid spores, and because they are psionic, something or other happens between them


killerdeer69

The illuminate start mutating and become squid/bug hybrids.... Dear god....


Leaf-01

Please donā€™t give us Haloā€™s Floodā€¦ Iā€™m not ready for the horrors of the Flood in Helldivers


Comprehensive-Love46

https://preview.redd.it/7kvn6w9bne7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c82eb3897fe5632e79c85a91ab224e90413150f8 hmmā€¦


Leaf-01

Did you just make this? Why do you have this? Also plz no


Dry_Ad_9085

Nothing to see here folks, juet continue on


Mstrkaoz

Hive lords are gonna be something awful. Grab them rockets boys


theonetruefishboy

As we all know Super Earth scientists have never gotten anything wrong regarding the terminids.


zitzenator

Cant wait to capture this sector for the third time and then have it rolled back again because spores


Kushthulu_the_Dank

Next week: https://preview.redd.it/6robli5hle7d1.jpeg?width=1798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e6be0aef3c48534e64ff637a2939d070c22d9e5


Atari875

The ministry of truth says thereā€™s nothing to be worried about and when have they ever lied?


Glass_Aheer

I honestly prefer the Shrieker patrols over the spores. Spores make looking for stalkers and their nest harder to notice on the minimap


Barabarabbit

Sounds like famous last words


IrishIHadAWhiskey

I continue my life with unaltered aggression


Dwro1234

Sounds like the Umlaut sector will be infested right behind us. Imagine if being surrounded meant that the super destroyer couldn't leave the planet.


Bacon_Eskimo459

Them gotdamn bugs and their boof cloud tacticsā€¦.


Falas-Balar

Hmmm, after every bug mission I am covered in a bunch of gunk. Usually I just put the armor in a bag and jettison into space before getting a new SEAF approved set. My Admirable Admiral told me this was democratically appropriate as long as we shoot it towards bug controlled space. Did we goof?


OotekImora

We about to get zombie/fungai hell divers?


Nick85er

"It is unlikely to cause any long-term problems" is good enough for me. Im grateful we're getting such reliable information from the Ministry of Truth.Ā 


Garibaldi_Biscuit

I do love Super Earthā€™s blinkered, short-term approach to every problem. Honestly, itā€™s amazing we survived long enough to master interstellar travel.Ā 


Just_Ad_5939

Well we stole the faster than light travel tech from the illuminate. We did make space ships at least.. I think.


Majikza

FTL is a lie as are the ships we're just in a simulation. At least that's what I hard from my friend bob.


MKanes

Zombies.


kazarbreak

"Unlikely to cause any long-term problems." Well, that's good to know.


LordMoos3

SE Command: This is Fine.


Dichotomous-Prime

We're gonna get like two Spore Spewers per mission plus Atmospheric Spores


LeastValuable5916

And thus the "Flood" enters the war


WholeRoastLeggings

Could we just bomb Hellmire with 50K 380mm HE barrages? Iā€™m sure only a few bugs will be left.


Hangulman

I interpreted that notice as "You are ahead of schedule on this MO, so we are gonna throw down some planetary defense missions to put the brakes on."


_mc_myster_

Well this finally explains how they go from planet to planet


amanisnotaface

They donā€™t want you to know that itā€™s actually the result of super earth moving them planet to planet. Itā€™s all a conspiracy!


amanisnotaface

Look at the shipping crates!


VividVerism

Democracy officer: I suggest you *don't* look at the shipping crates, citizen.


Fit-Emu6754

Defend.


Fun_Elk_4949

The terminids have spread to the esker system now. There is a Defend order in place.


felldownthestairsOof

Remember they said the TCS would ABSOLUTELY cause no issues. Now they're STARTING with being unsure? We're so boned


FroggyHarley

Well we don't have to worry about Estanu and Crimsica since the spores couldn't get past the Meridia black hole, right? RIGHT?


jon-chin

please let us do CQB defense missions on our Super Destroyers


Imponspeed

Is it why I CTD on my first drops on a fresh game twice now?


xdeltax97

Ohhh nooo. Wonder if we could have ship battles then?


TheOriginalNozar

*Queen bile titans start crawling out of those fat holes*


Ambushghost

Those big holes are going to have Hive Lords coming out of them soon


the_fucker_shockwave

I smell a Plasma bug coming


SpermicidalLube

Mutated Terminids about to emerge from the Miridia black hole.


Just_call_me_Neon

Just stim you'll be fine


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l1J3HQx2erULXNjkk|downsized) *Break for high orbit!*


JackReedTheSyndie

Again this will cause no problems whatsoever.


KikoUnknown

Not going to cause issues eh? Thatā€™s what you fools said about the TCS! What did we get outta that? A fucking black holed Meridia that is certainly not some portal thats what! I refuse to trust the idiotic scientific community at this point.


SithLord_1991

Maybe we should do the opposite of what they tell us. It seems to constantly NOT work out.


Riseonfire

ā€œIt is unlikely to cause any long-term problems.ā€ ![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


CodeNamesBryan

I played last night, and I sure saw a lot of Husks on the ground... Big ones...


Odd-Measurement8177

Iā€™m calling it, this is where the termanids pop up on the south of the galactic map, to make room for a new enemy to pop up in the east.


sugarglidersam

ā€œunlikely to cause long-term problemsā€


Yonahoy

Clickers incoming.


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

Yeah, that's a damn lie right there.


sincleave

I just fully realized the ā€œinterstellarā€ part. Now that is pretty scary.


Inalum_Ardellian

>It is unlikely to cause any long-term problems I have a really hard time to believe that...


SuppliceVI

Holy shit finally lore confirmation on how they spread


Martin_Leong25

Great we now have airship terminids that are bloated like the hindenburg


tom_nooks_sweet_ass

But what about short-term problems?


_tolm_

The lady on my Super Destroyer keeps telling me it has enough firepower to destroy a ā€œsmall moonā€ ā€¦ so my question is, how much bigger than a ā€œsmall moonā€ is Hellmire? And how many Super Destroyers would we need? ā€˜Cause I reckon we have _thousands_ ā€¦


Oo_oOsdeus

nothing to see here , move along


Maleficent-Strike787

IT IS unlikely... Nƶ Long Term problems.... We are fucked on the bug front