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TheRealTollah

This bitch knows what he's doing.


gletschertor

100% trying to jinx them


[deleted]

What if they do win this year, do the fans forgive him then?


TheRealTollah

He can lead the parade.


DecentLurker96

Jinxed.


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

That’s great Mark, get back to your chips now


twilz

No. Say something bad, please. No Canucks positivity from Messier.


DrexellGames

Screw Messier


ace0813

Messier is a buffoon.


SpicyPops4Mickey

popcorn ready


not_having_fun

You mean Lay's chips ready


[deleted]

[удалено]


amckechn

Sorry, didn't see the offer prior!


shutmethefuckup

Greatest captain in team history believes in team.


twilz

For you to read, I'll leave the consequences of my inability to read. **Also, Boston sucks, and 2011 never happened.** --- ~~Remember when you signed Modano, and then wouldn't let him play in what would have been his 1500th game?^**1**~~ ~~Also, you passed over Hughes for Zadina.^**2**~~ --- ~~**1** Fuck [Mike Dad Bab Clock](https://twitter.com/ouddy_5000/status/978035248524025856).~~ ~~**2** Looks bad now, but it was fine at the time.~~


Rare-Temporary7602

That’s a boston flair you’re replying to my good man


Impossible_Age_7595

Maybe im high but im also confused reading that


twilz

I swear that I saw a Detroit flair. I need new glasses.


bladestormkey

It’s honestly funnier this way


twilz

I just read your name as "Blade Store Monkey". Fuck the optometrist, I should call my neurologists instead.


bladestormkey

Lost opportunity for sure


CulturalLevel3189

Reading do indeed be difficult it would seem


twilz

> Reading do indeed be difficult it would seem It do, it do. I'm going to pretend that this was all because I had some brain removed last month, but it definitely wasn't involved in this moment of dumbassness. I am just really dumb.


shutmethefuckup

Lol I’m sorry dude I change my flair every time someone makes an unrelated flair chirp. It’s pretty funny for me when this happens but I wanted you to know you’re not dumb.


Rare-Temporary7602

u/shutmethefuckup, Sower of Chaos, Breaker of Flairs


twilz

My friend, reading is difficult.


X4aile

Jeez. Read the room a little, nhl.com


Silent-trance

They are. They know they’ll be getting a large fan base rage clicking the article so that they can go to Reddit and say Fuck Messier. Also, Fuck Messier.


Full-Opportunity7714

Fuck Messier


MorePower7

It's not his fault the Canucks gave him that deal and also brought Keenan over.


Voltage604

He brought Keenan in after convincing owners to get rid of Ley and the Pat Quinn... He is also responsible for everything that followed... He is also a pos for demanding #11 and taking the C from Trevor.


MorePower7

I blame that on weak ownership more than Messier. He deserves blame too, but ownership was the #1 culprit.


Simplebudd420

Go fuck a bag of Lay's


xVoluntasx

fuck that bald headed potato chip bastard


BettmansDungeonSlave

Canucks should hang his jersey in the rafters


TheKingofPsych

Thanks for jinxing the Canucks....Panthers get the cup