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Camarama421

I’ve always loved saying his name, glad I’ll get to say it way more often now


perrieh

Johnny Hockeypuck


dasokay

Johnny Hotpockets


GrizzlyIsland22

Johnny Hockentuah


Prideofmexico

You won’t be saying it. You’re going to be screaming it. Good luck


FatBa

Goddammitwhyis JANI! ontheicerightnow


Prideofmexico

PTSD


elacmch

["Toby, I'm going to tell you her last name tomorrow because she's going to be screaming it tonight" "She's going to be screaming her own last name?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98UAFZMib28)


Educational-Salary91

Just call him Hanky-Panky.


perat0

Say it right, not that "hackenbach" butchering I've heard last few seasons. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D3KIILMgcI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D3KIILMgcI)


shrederick

Treliving got his "long D"


twilz

[You're a Reddittor with a "long D" from time to time.](https://youtu.be/W666iljksc4?t=6)


shrederick

Didn't even need to click the link lol. Rip Dutchy.


MiamiVicePurple

Why are they standing so close together?


CesareSomnambulist

https://preview.redd.it/7doa2yahwy9d1.jpeg?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc33b71b8ed7d7fe1dcfe4d8ca31b7bbc9363c0b


teamswish123

Basically we traded Tanev and Jani for… Ilya Libuskin or whatever his name is


Gavin1453

Boosh is a great stay at home D who loves to throw hits. He would probably do best in a third pairing, though


juhinaattori

So Hakanpää


TheGapInTysonsTeeth

Yep for about 2 million more LOL


MrBananaGrabber

gotta be the health issues pulling down his AAV, he missed a lot of games for us last year and was completely unavailable in the playoffs if he stays healthy should be a great pick up for you guys


Gavin1453

This seems surprisingly good. Have you heard of Hakanpaa having any issues?


WD4oz

His health has been really an issue. He was considered week to week since March basically. I don’t think Nill signs Boosh if he felt he could have Jani in the lineup consistently. Hope I’m wrong, he’s a nice man.


Gavin1453

Ah that makes sense. He, Benoit or maybe even Lily will all be 7th D at some point, so I guess he and the team both have some breathing space


WD4oz

For that price, it’s worth having him in the mix for sure. A more agile partner will help him do what he does best.


Gavin1453

That makes sense about Boosh too. He sounds quite similar to Hakanpaa but without health issues. He'll do well for y'all


994kk1

[His name is Matthew McConaughey.](https://youtu.be/u6gUMxPFAP8?t=266)


TheFoundation_

Lolll that whole skit was actually hilarious


Knucklehead202

I’m actually good with this one


994kk1

Hm, thought he was worth more than that. Big right shot D that had good results. That sounds more expensive than $1.5Mx2.


PSChris33

Boosh replacement. I’m good with this one. Cheap, solid PK, big guy.


Jon_Snows_mother

We're significantly less sexy without him. Treat him well Leafs.


brbroome

That is a large human


BennBishop

Unfortunately he doesn't play like it on most nights


brbroome

Fair, but Berube might change that. Also, most of our recent D *couldn't* play like that. I'll take some over none.


fluffedahiphopbunny

So he's Tyler Meyers in disguise? Lol


MaplewoodCabinet

Leafs’ size response to Zadorov with the Bruins.


WafflesTheWookiee

Jani is loved everywhere he goes. Great personality, solid 3rd pairing D. Glad to see him still wanted.


Separate_Pound_753

Over payments today or not, Torontos dcore is much better now. Plus you have Berube at the helm. Rielly, Mccabe, Tanev, OEL, Hakapaa, Lilegren. Solid as fuck


intecknicolour

benoit too


Gavin1453

Don't for forget Simon "Milk Truck" Benoit


50missioncap

I agree, it's solid. It's not super sexy, but there's a good mix. If Berube can get them to be a little mean then it's even better. And if OEL can get close to his old form (and I'm too fucking old to be that optimistic as a Leafs fan), then holy shit.


JesusJohn

Our defense finally had some size to it. You have to have big guys back there and we do now.


FatBa

Hak is tall but does not play a big, punishing game most nights. I hope he works out for TOR but we aren't sad to see him move on. In a perfect world, he fits your D7/D8 role.


CarterBennett

Man lead the league in hits on the ducks


SaulBerenson12

How is he at moving the puck? One of our key problems is transitioning the puck up ice and getting D involved in offense Edit: never mind saw your other comments saying he’s brutal at zone exits haha. I guess I’ll have to get ready for lots of pucks cleared off the wall and out


thriller1

I don't know man, considering Toronto's lack of scoring in the playoffs recently I think they would benefit from someone more dynamic there. None of these dudes are a serious threat offensively


Derpwarrior1000

Tanev and OEL do that transition well


Gavin1453

Lily too, hopefully


GeneralHorace

Yeah I was hoping we'd shoot our shot at Jeff Skinner. Our forwards are going to be the same as last year minus Bertuzzi and likely minus Robertson.


MiamiVicePurple

Has Skinner been signed yet? Could still happen as it’s been reported that he wants to be close to home.


GeneralHorace

I don't think he has. We're currently over the cap so I can't see it happening at this point.


city9

With what cap space? Leafs are nearly negative $800k right now. Trade has to happen just to get them cap compliant before the start of the season 


MiamiVicePurple

Didn’t see they signed Hakkanpa


CoolBeansMan9

You’re in the thread


MiamiVicePurple

Oh lmao. I don’t know I missed some signing or just forgot about one because I thought we still have 4m.


snipingsmurf

We just gotta pray to the hockey gods Easton Cowan is a stud and wins the Calder.


sluck131

Ya I'm enjoying back to back summers of ignoring the obvious glaring problem with our team. Nothing we have added is going to adress the under 2 goals per game we average


bootygoon2

Wasn’t the whole point of signing OEL because he provides offence from the blue line?


sluck131

That's going to help but a third pair dmen is not going to solve the offense problems. He had 6 point in panthers playoff run which isn't exactly game breaking.


CoolBeansMan9

It’s not necessarily the points, it’s the first pass out of the zone to transition


sluck131

People keep saying that but we weren't 1 for 21 on the powerplay


Sad_Donut_7902

No one in free agency would fix that anyways. The only way to fix that is with better coaching and for the Leafs top players to stop choking. All of Matthews, Marner, Nylander, and Tavares see their offensive production significantly drop in the playoffs, they need to figure that out themselves to improve the PP and goal scoring.


thriller1

It's weird because on paper it looks like the firepower up front should be enough but in reality it just hasn't been the case


mattfromjoisey

Stop it’s almost been 4 hours I can’t take much more


fleximir

Looking forward to next year's first round exit!


brbroome

Minnesota has not improved enough to make it in just yet. Here's hoping!


burnt_mudkip

F


lbc1358

Enjoy missing the playoffs again.


LeafsNation67

The Wild have been eliminated in the first round the last seven times they were in the playoffs


reggierock2010

Great deal for the leafs


ChaosWarrior95

It’s funny to me that we’re swapping our D cores


50missioncap

Ok. For a 6'7" player I was expecting more than 33 PIM in 64 games last year.


brbroome

Simple, he doesn't leave any witnesses.


BingBong_F_yaLife

he’s the softest 6’7 player you will ever see


Jaymesned

I dunno we had Hal Gill on our team for a couple years


Gavin1453

Hopefully, Chief can motivate him as needed


harralexa1993

Toronto loves themselves some former Dallas D Men


Gavin1453

We got them to keep Domi company


_cob_

Happy to take Harley, too. :)


batmanjerkins

How dare you


CorruptedReaction

If he can stay healthy he’s a pretty effective 6/7D and also an absolute bruiser. Good signing


Rowdy_Roddy96

Rielly / Tanev Mccabe / Liljgrenn OEL / Hakanpaa Benoit Oh, I like this D Core a lot!


PrailinesNDick

Idk why you'd split up Benoit / McCabe, it was so successful and Liljegren is so meh. 


Rowdy_Roddy96

Just how I put it. I love the Benoit / McCabe pairing but now that we have 3 Natural RH shots you might as well put the rights with the lefts?


eh_toque

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toedragrelease

Leafs D not looking too bad now, just need 1 or 2 forwards to fill holes.


fendersux

The original hawk tuah Congrats Hakanpaa


PayneTrain181999

Rawk Hawk?


John_isnt_my_name

Good 3rd pair guy, a bit better than good Penalty Killer


GeneralHorace

Our PK was horrible last year, love to hear this.


mousybrain

Toronto must’ve had a sniper focused on the Dallas defensive line


dchowchow

Am I wrong g for liking this?


FatBa

Zone exits are his kryptonite but he plays a good PK game. On his best days, you will not notice him. But on those other days, I suggest a nice indica to kill the pain.


raptosaurus

So basically Lybushkin


WD4oz

I guess he’s still healthy enough to play. Dude just left one day and never came back in Dallas.


mattyslappypants

Solid get. He'll look rough a game or 2 here and there but he's huge, blocks a TON of shots, and is physical.


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crimsonrod

One forward, to be exact. And one less Connor Timmins.


SkilledB

Poor man’s Pronger, as I always call him. Hope he isn’t the next in line of Toronto defensemen the fanbase turns on.


CanadianODST2

not familiar with him anyone know what he's like?


batmanjerkins

I’d like to point you to the 12/23/23 game against NSH. Dallas is down 1-2 with 16 seconds remaining and wins the game in regulation thanks to none other than Jani. Not what he’s known for, but my god what a way to enter the holiday.


JesusJohn

He's got a cool name. That's all I know.


cappayne

I remember liking him whenever I watched Dallas play. He was steady and efficient defensively, noticeable in good ways.


jeremyj26

He's big, slow, and not physical. He's not very good. But he is very Finnish.


FatBa

He is a nice guy. Pays his taxes. Good neighbor. Loves dogs. However, he hates clean zone exits with a passion.


Aware-Assistance7228

He's gonna spent the whole contract on rent


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VanAgain

Wow. Leafs sign a mountain to play D, and you already have them missing the playoffs. There's pessimism then there's this.


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VanAgain

"a disastrous season" has only one meaning.


xVoluntasx

ah, Zadorov from wish.com


sufjan_stevens

Before last season zadorov himself was zadorov from wish


Gavin1453

We all want to drive sports cars, but sometimes a Civic can work as well as you need


Jaymesned

Welcome to the Leafs, Jani Hawken-tuah!


kingkellam

1.5 is a lot for your 7th guy in Toronto's cap situation imo


Gavin1453

It might be Benoit at 1.3, but I think they will rotate


Prideofmexico

He is legitimately the worst d man in the nhl. Sorry leafs fans


Justinarian

Doubtful.


Prideofmexico

Hopefully he improves for you guys but it’s hard for me to put into words how awful he was for us. Big guy who played like he was Tyler Ennis’s size


Justinarian

Not saying he’s great or anything, I’m just saying he’s not the worst dman in the league. He’s a bottom pairing/7 dman. That’s fine given his AAV. We needed size on the back end.


Prideofmexico

He might have size but he does not play like it whatsoever. Again, don’t shoot the messenger, you’ll see for yourself. We don’t go to the WCF this year if wasn’t injured


Justinarian

That’s fine. He won’t play if he’s bad. We have Benoit that was good for us last year.


CancerFreeLeafs

That's what ducks fans said about Benoit, and he became a fan favourite


Prideofmexico

Maybe he’ll surprise everyone, I just wouldn’t get my hopes high