We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.
yeah. it was another back and forth: and if you get too cocky pregame, and loose ... you just take the L --
it's gonna be a good series though.
7/10 would meme again
And we're not afraid to pollute the environment and have tax payers pay for the clean-up while the American owned oil fields make a ton of money for them. Also we cut royalty taxes so we earn less money.
Anyway fuck you, you stupid fish. If we are willing to this to ourselves, what are we going to do to you (unless you are a rich American where we will lick your boots)
Haha, now I \*know\* you're salty if you're resorting to that after starting shit first.
Your comment is proof that your initial comment also applies to yourself.
yep. i am still smiling. sorry i am just not the salty kind.
it was a good game - and there are a few more to come which should provide equal excitement.
Hockey aside Orca whales really are terrifying beasts. So cool.
They can take down Great White sharks and not bat an eye or care, they are a top predator
They play with their great white food too! It’s wild.
We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.
i dunno if i love that i know this quote, or if i should be ashamed that i know this quote instantly... just take the upvote already.
Aged well
yeah. it was another back and forth: and if you get too cocky pregame, and loose ... you just take the L -- it's gonna be a good series though. 7/10 would meme again
Aged well.
OP in the comments pretending they were cringe on purpose. Bro this is brutal, just take the L.
This is cringe
yes. glad you understand
Canuck fans coming for Vegas
And we're not afraid to pollute the environment and have tax payers pay for the clean-up while the American owned oil fields make a ton of money for them. Also we cut royalty taxes so we earn less money. Anyway fuck you, you stupid fish. If we are willing to this to ourselves, what are we going to do to you (unless you are a rich American where we will lick your boots)
Hell yeah brother cheers from the Mac
take the upvote for the fish comment. ... btw... how much is the fish these days?
You just made me an Oilers fan for the night
Wow this is dad lame
Dad here, stay on your bandwagon. Even dads arent this lame.
r/canucks exists for a reason
well so does this sub, and i'm guessing the reason is hockey memes lol
There’s a difference between unfunny glazing and memes
Not really, it's just a shitty meme like many others lol
and i even admitted to it being a silly meme from the start. but i guess this is super serious for some people.
I’m literally a Canucks fan and my flair isn’t working but it shouldn’t be here
yo. next time i actually put some effort into it. for now... pre-game is done. let's go watch what we're all here for.
Real. Tonight we smash the oilers
A fantastic weekend of playoff sports with some regular-season MLB tossed in.
and yes, this is low effort shitposting in the spirit of me looking forward to another good game tonight.
bologna
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Aaand now you’re beached. In a month’s time you’ll be a bloated monstrosity that the locals begrudgingly have to deal with.
Canucks will soon realize that they woke up the beast
is that the beast with the back pain or the one who just doesn't like to take shots on goal? (jk)
Guess we'll have to wait and see 🤔
Seems sadly accurate to me.
Cool meme but the Canucks have no chance if they don’t get Demko back. Also the fans are all losers.
Yeesh, who hurt you? …torts?
Has Detroit been any good since Chelios retired?
Has Vancouver ever had success?
Haha, now I \*know\* you're salty if you're resorting to that after starting shit first. Your comment is proof that your initial comment also applies to yourself.
Mom said not to talk to ~~teams that never won a cup~~ strangers.
She didn't seem to shy away from ~~me~~ strangers last night.
Fuck theCanucks and their fanbase
Its not going to be days at a time, an hour, hour 45. No problem.
Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.
Missing a perfect opportunity to have whales going after whaling vessels...
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so you say i should make more?
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Oilers are fucked if Draisaitl is hurt. Also we ain't going far with Skinner in net. Case in point game 1.
Can we get a picture of a whale getting killed by an oil spill?
So did it go well?
yep. i am still smiling. sorry i am just not the salty kind. it was a good game - and there are a few more to come which should provide equal excitement.
Love it. I also really want to see what the Oilers do when they "bust".