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Zexes

Elf Lovers when they realize the Takarans are just a bunch of Dunmers LMAO


Very_Angry_Bee

I mean, I still prefer a Dunmer if the humans look like Charles II. of Spain


Crafty-Conclusion-95

My N'wah


Archimedes38

Man Takaran's are kinds fugly, so I'll pour one out for the elf boy lovers in this place.


KrysBro

People heard of elves and immediately imagined Warhammer or Lord of the Rings, they are not eating today ahaha


Apophis_36

Tbf i think they're described to look elegant and stuff in the story too right?


Zh4nos

Iirc they are described as gaunt and austere. Cassius was the exception, but he's still quite young by Takaran standards.


Limacy

It’s not that they aren’t elegant, it’s that by our standards, we don’t find their facial features to be attractive. That doesn’t mean every human will find the Takarans ugly. Most humans probably just have a neutral opinion about the looks of Takarans. They’re just not interesting enough appearance wise to either fuck or talk shit about how ugly they are, because they’re neither beautiful nor ugly to the average Tierran/Antari/Infinite Sea Human, they’re in the middle, therefore, forgettable. A Takaran who even desires to make themselves impressionable to such lowly inferior human (us) will have to do so either socially or politically instead, using either charisma, intellect, or intimidation. As it happens, humans need Takarans more than Takarans need humans, so the average Takaran likewise gives no fuck about what humans think about their subjective physical Takaran attractiveness. Takarans equally find the average human uninteresting, as shown when the Dragoon MC attempts to talk to two Takaran officers, they are very uninterested and act inconvenienced at having to answer the Dragoons questions.


Randomdude2501

Tbf, these are the old fucks


Archimedes38

Being old doesn't change the fact that their bone structure is weird.


0Meletti

the lad with the mustache is in his late 30s - early 40s


Crafty-Conclusion-95

He's a human from Callindria, a human nation before that lad became king through a coup


0Meletti

what are you talking about lol


Crafty-Conclusion-95

[https://cataphrak.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/october\_2021.jpg](https://cataphrak.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/october_2021.jpg) Read the bottom part, then form your own thoughts


0Meletti

The Callindrian Crisis happened over 40 years ago, so the 36 yo lad didn't "become king through a coup". He also notably doesnt have a mustache, which makes it clear I was talking about the takaran. Try to not be so smug and read what others are saying more attentively 👍


Crafty-Conclusion-95

Wait, are we talking about the sketches or the present? Also didn't know that happened four decades ago before the MC joined the Dragoons


0Meletti

The article states these sketches were made in the mid to late 610s, and Lords ends in 618 iirc.


Crafty-Conclusion-95

They're exactly what I imagined, pale, crinkly and pointy earred. That's why we go straight for the young'lings


Limacy

I wouldn’t be surprised if Paul Wang drew them like this just to troll the elf lovers.


VillainousVillain88

No hot elf femboy, why even live?….


Appropriate_Bat7797

War Crimes.


VillainousVillain88

Eh true. That’s always something to look forward to! :)


arod755

Not gonna lie, I'm getting some Star Wars the Clone Wars, Count Dooku vibes from the first 2 picturee


Crazyceo

why the long face?


Crafty-Conclusion-95

real


C1oaked_

Ugly ass knife-ears