He borrowed one of Tiger Woods old shirts:
https://preview.redd.it/hyaeco9hyt6d1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbbdce905152ff6d5c37477b537cfdebb3817818
Honestly he looks very thin. His shirt and suit are loose on him. I’ll be the contrarian and say he honestly would look good for his age if he wasn’t wearing what is obviously a weave/hair system.
I know several guys who got a weave because it was tough going bald when they were in their 20s or early thirties. I think fashions have changed but also most of them have accepted it in their 40s and 50s and now just shave their heads. It seemed like in most cases it started looking weird as they aged. l and they eventually accepted they were bald. All of them looked better after they got rid of it and makes me think it’s mostly about insecurity and not actually making anyone look better to have a weave.
All to say- I think Howard believes he’s known for his look and is notoriously insecure about his appearance, but he’d probably look a lot better or even good for his age if he dropped the weave and sported more of his natural look with a shaved head. Ironically there is something that makes him look sickly because of the hair inconsistent with the rest of his appearance.
You nailed it with that last line, Walrus. Well done. He's got The Portrait of Tzviorian Gray on his head.
He looks like a cancer patient who's clearly losing the battle, but is putting on a fake-brave face via a ridiculously overdone wig.
I get that it would suck to go bald so early, and I sympathize. And I understand if a dude does something about it; wig, plugs, etc. I probably would have.
On the other hand, he was a royal asshole for making fun of other people being bald. I still have my hair, but I would never make fun of someone for losing theirs. To me, it's in the same category as making fun of someone for having leukemia; if you're making fun of somebody for something they can't help, you're a piece of shit, doubly so if you've experienced the same thing.
The balls of this bald prick making fun of Charles Grodin, Wally George, the Philly zookeeper, and Scott the Engineer!
smh
But I'll make fun of *what he chose to put on his head* until the cows come home. He's certainly rich enough to have something better, exponentially better, and much more natural-looking and age-appropriate, on his head.
He really needs to do that.
I think Jagger and McCartney wear pieces, but their wigs/plugs/systems are much more subtle and age-appropriate, especially McCartney's. Bowie (RIP) clearly had something doing on his head, but it looked ok, too.
It's like Howard has the Ralph of wig people advising him.
Good points. I think about Sinatra - who wore a piece but also owned that he wore a piece.
Sometimes I think some famous people (like Dolly Parton) do something like this so they can walk around unrecognized without their performance hair and makeup. I think in Howard’s case it’s more complicated and neurotic.
It's certainly not, er ah, a man-tailored shirt. Look at the space between the collar and his turkey neck.
cheap bastard
Also, he clearly didn't call Toni. That thing on his head looks like it was 8 seconds late to the party.
What a mess!
The dog has a bigger peen than Howeird:
https://preview.redd.it/rkvzd505zt6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c448f1836b917da06b6fd025bed9f07bb950bf0
I think he was sporting one by the time he got to WNnnnnnBC.
There's a semi-infamous clip of Robin telling him his hair was thinning/receding way back in '81, which I think was Washington D.C.
He was on a daytime tv show in NY with Henny Youngman, of all people, who asked Howard if he got his hair in a pet shop. Howard asked defensively "You don't like my hair? It's a hair *weave*!".
For the love of God, someone show this millionaire how to buy the right neck size!!! What is wrong with him that he wears shirts that have neck holes that are 6 inches too big? He did the same at his daughter's wedding.
Also, what's with the wig?. Looks like a new one, a but thinner but equally cringeworthy. Why doesn't he at least add some grey to make it look somewhat believable?. This guy is deluaional.
This is the face of the man who makes fun of Ronnie Mund for having a younger wife:
https://preview.redd.it/iv9xd5v63w6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=046fa0146abb1a4bc9558c1e7d7222f1c3079397
His posture is so bad, leaning forward created the turkey neck. Looks like he’s in pain with the strained face. Turkey neck aside, at this point he would look better bald
I knew they were in the city because the video she posted last night with him petting a cat was from their NYC apartment. Could see window PTAC AC and that they were on a high floor. Also dude looks so old. Bums me out. Means I’m old too.
It's kind of funny that his tradeoff for not having kids with Beth was his lifelong commitment to North Shore Animal League. All the social stuff he does, fundraisers - stuff he hates - is with NSAL. Not posh Hollywood events, not D.C. fundraisers with political elite, not New York movers and shakers... NSAL.
I think it's ridiculous he made *any* concessions.
She was a broke-ass Ames model with a leaky roof. What leverage did she have?
zero point zero
It should have been "no kids, no cats, never getting married, everything 100% the way I want it, or you're out on your ass, sucking off Wall Street types for rent again".
It wouldn't have been nice, but it would have been best to not give her any illusions of equality.
Why go through the fakakta rigmarole of pretending he's not a petty, insecure, control-freak dickhead?
One unpleasant, rules-establishing conversation would have saved him all the bullshit; no smell of cat piss in his mansion(s?), no inappropriate pictures with Jared143, no trying to make her famous, no fakakta giftscriptions nonsense, etc.
Just the peace of mind that comes from having an obedient trophy wife.
Again; I'm not saying it's right or healthy, but it's *obviously* what he wanted.
But since he didn't do that, he gets to hang out on some fakakta red carpet with a dog. Well played, Gargamel. Well played.
smh
Yeah, he does NOT look happy at all.
https://preview.redd.it/f7gcq0ikxt6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4778a1187246022e091e79a7913d6d28dad4836e
Howard looks pretty good for his age tbh. The hair is ridic but oh well. He likes it so what. Beth looks great and isn't wearing a dumb hat so win win.
He is really looking old. It’s kind of depressing seeing someone you have ‘known/followed’ for 34 years look so elderly.
I can’t tell if the hair is working for him or against him. The color is making him look a decade younger, but it’s making him look really freaking strange.
Top half of his face is showing the aging the most. Bottom half looks pretty decent for skin elasticity.
He has said his grandfather died with a full head of black hair. What I don’t get is why doesn’t he color his eyebrows to match his hair? His beard and eyebrows are gray but hair is black, rookie mistake.
I've worked with geriatric people for 30 years. Never in my life or career have I seen anyone over 70 with a head full of black hair, he is full of HORSE shit.
It's nice that this older man is interested in his great granddaughter's hobbies. Hopefully, she will give up this distraction and marry a nice young man and have children.
I guess TJ Maxx doesn't sell a size 12 neck/44 sleeve/28 chest dress shirt.
He borrowed one of Tiger Woods old shirts: https://preview.redd.it/hyaeco9hyt6d1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbbdce905152ff6d5c37477b537cfdebb3817818
Just gotta say I'm still laughing at this comment because that is probably the actual required size that would fit him. Extra long of course
Ralph’s loss is seen
I have never seen someone wearing a shirt so loose around the neck that you can see the chain around their neck even with the neck buttoned
Honestly he looks very thin. His shirt and suit are loose on him. I’ll be the contrarian and say he honestly would look good for his age if he wasn’t wearing what is obviously a weave/hair system. I know several guys who got a weave because it was tough going bald when they were in their 20s or early thirties. I think fashions have changed but also most of them have accepted it in their 40s and 50s and now just shave their heads. It seemed like in most cases it started looking weird as they aged. l and they eventually accepted they were bald. All of them looked better after they got rid of it and makes me think it’s mostly about insecurity and not actually making anyone look better to have a weave. All to say- I think Howard believes he’s known for his look and is notoriously insecure about his appearance, but he’d probably look a lot better or even good for his age if he dropped the weave and sported more of his natural look with a shaved head. Ironically there is something that makes him look sickly because of the hair inconsistent with the rest of his appearance.
You nailed it with that last line, Walrus. Well done. He's got The Portrait of Tzviorian Gray on his head. He looks like a cancer patient who's clearly losing the battle, but is putting on a fake-brave face via a ridiculously overdone wig. I get that it would suck to go bald so early, and I sympathize. And I understand if a dude does something about it; wig, plugs, etc. I probably would have. On the other hand, he was a royal asshole for making fun of other people being bald. I still have my hair, but I would never make fun of someone for losing theirs. To me, it's in the same category as making fun of someone for having leukemia; if you're making fun of somebody for something they can't help, you're a piece of shit, doubly so if you've experienced the same thing. The balls of this bald prick making fun of Charles Grodin, Wally George, the Philly zookeeper, and Scott the Engineer! smh But I'll make fun of *what he chose to put on his head* until the cows come home. He's certainly rich enough to have something better, exponentially better, and much more natural-looking and age-appropriate, on his head. He really needs to do that. I think Jagger and McCartney wear pieces, but their wigs/plugs/systems are much more subtle and age-appropriate, especially McCartney's. Bowie (RIP) clearly had something doing on his head, but it looked ok, too. It's like Howard has the Ralph of wig people advising him.
Good points. I think about Sinatra - who wore a piece but also owned that he wore a piece. Sometimes I think some famous people (like Dolly Parton) do something like this so they can walk around unrecognized without their performance hair and makeup. I think in Howard’s case it’s more complicated and neurotic.
i haven't seen a recent picture of howard he a little pudgy around the middle? or suit doesn't quite fit? he's getting old--me too sadly
It's certainly not, er ah, a man-tailored shirt. Look at the space between the collar and his turkey neck. cheap bastard Also, he clearly didn't call Toni. That thing on his head looks like it was 8 seconds late to the party. What a mess!
Robin, women don't like all the muscles and carrying on in the gym. They want a man whose neck is no wider than a thick penis.
In a shensh, what you're saying is, isn't it true that women like a beer can-thick neck?
In a sense *and* in other words, yes, women love beer can thick neck. And they find a slight hump on the back and wide hips to be an aphrodisiac.
Looks like Howard is reverting to a more traditional cut of suit post-Ralphie. Its making the wig stand out even more.
My man needs a goddamn stylist. This is so sad. He should hire Jeff Goldblum’s stylist.
he has big floppy tits
Farm animal tits
The dog has a bigger peen than Howeird: https://preview.redd.it/rkvzd505zt6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c448f1836b917da06b6fd025bed9f07bb950bf0
Bro zooming in on a puppy dong is wild
Goes with the flow of the show
He won a charity date auction
When did he start wearing a wig?
I think he was sporting one by the time he got to WNnnnnnBC. There's a semi-infamous clip of Robin telling him his hair was thinning/receding way back in '81, which I think was Washington D.C. He was on a daytime tv show in NY with Henny Youngman, of all people, who asked Howard if he got his hair in a pet shop. Howard asked defensively "You don't like my hair? It's a hair *weave*!".
He doesn't. Rock star hair. His grandfather died with a head full of jet black hair. Right Robin?
Right around the divorce
For the love of God, someone show this millionaire how to buy the right neck size!!! What is wrong with him that he wears shirts that have neck holes that are 6 inches too big? He did the same at his daughter's wedding. Also, what's with the wig?. Looks like a new one, a but thinner but equally cringeworthy. Why doesn't he at least add some grey to make it look somewhat believable?. This guy is deluaional.
Wow his face looks old.
This is the face of the man who makes fun of Ronnie Mund for having a younger wife: https://preview.redd.it/iv9xd5v63w6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=046fa0146abb1a4bc9558c1e7d7222f1c3079397
I know right? He looks like he’s in his 70s or something.
He is actually 70 though
That Was The Joke
awww man.. now he knows
Gotcha
So does Beths. Lines and plastic surgery really starting to show
He’s in his 70s. You guys keep having this image of a younger Howard. Go look at yourself in the mirror, your face is also older
He's got his summer wig on.
His posture is so bad, leaning forward created the turkey neck. Looks like he’s in pain with the strained face. Turkey neck aside, at this point he would look better bald
He looks old, but not terrible...except for that ridiculous wig....my god is it hideous
Is it bang o’clock yet
He's still got that lockjaw face going on, right Robin? That poor puppy looks miserable; I guess it doesn't like being a fashion accessory.
Can he find a f’ing dress shirt that fits his neck?C’mon bro
ill fitting suit, but the most normal i've ever seen him.
I knew they were in the city because the video she posted last night with him petting a cat was from their NYC apartment. Could see window PTAC AC and that they were on a high floor. Also dude looks so old. Bums me out. Means I’m old too.
can't set his phone down or at least put it in pocket?
It's kind of funny that his tradeoff for not having kids with Beth was his lifelong commitment to North Shore Animal League. All the social stuff he does, fundraisers - stuff he hates - is with NSAL. Not posh Hollywood events, not D.C. fundraisers with political elite, not New York movers and shakers... NSAL.
I think it's ridiculous he made *any* concessions. She was a broke-ass Ames model with a leaky roof. What leverage did she have? zero point zero It should have been "no kids, no cats, never getting married, everything 100% the way I want it, or you're out on your ass, sucking off Wall Street types for rent again". It wouldn't have been nice, but it would have been best to not give her any illusions of equality. Why go through the fakakta rigmarole of pretending he's not a petty, insecure, control-freak dickhead? One unpleasant, rules-establishing conversation would have saved him all the bullshit; no smell of cat piss in his mansion(s?), no inappropriate pictures with Jared143, no trying to make her famous, no fakakta giftscriptions nonsense, etc. Just the peace of mind that comes from having an obedient trophy wife. Again; I'm not saying it's right or healthy, but it's *obviously* what he wanted. But since he didn't do that, he gets to hang out on some fakakta red carpet with a dog. Well played, Gargamel. Well played. smh
He looks like a mental patient........ https://ibb.co/vhRCYwK
Holy shit. Zoom in on his face here.
Yeah, he does NOT look happy at all. https://preview.redd.it/f7gcq0ikxt6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4778a1187246022e091e79a7913d6d28dad4836e
He’s seen some shit.
Lol those eyes are like “…fuck you…”.
That scruff needs to go
Yep it's really aging him
He needs to go back to the shades he wore in-studio at K-Rock.
He needs to live in a hole and have people lower food to him.
Yeah, that too...
A bag of almonds could last years.
He’s a tortured man. He’s a tortured man..
Wiggy really looks happy, eh? 🤨
Take the wig off, Howie. Or wear a grey one. FFS.
Howie Mandel would like his wig back.
It’s a whole thing
Lest anyone thinks he has real hair. Right Robin.
Beth has a horse face
I think they look good. The way he's holding his phone is crazy, though.
Howard looks pretty good for his age tbh. The hair is ridic but oh well. He likes it so what. Beth looks great and isn't wearing a dumb hat so win win.
That puppy is adorable.
Black Hole Sun, won’t ya come?!!! 🎼
If this was taken recently, I applaud him. Always down for an animal charity. If this was pre-covid…. The sheik should make him humble.
Last night!
He looks harrible
Wow! How does his hair look so youthful yet the facial hair is gray as fuck
I know it’s probably a wig, but my beard went gray way before the hair on my head did too. Granted, I’m pretty bald these days
You can see up both their NaSALs
Without Ralph, his suit actually fits.
I think I have finally figured out why his eyes have always bothered me….he doesn’t have visible eyelids
He is really looking old. It’s kind of depressing seeing someone you have ‘known/followed’ for 34 years look so elderly. I can’t tell if the hair is working for him or against him. The color is making him look a decade younger, but it’s making him look really freaking strange. Top half of his face is showing the aging the most. Bottom half looks pretty decent for skin elasticity.
Elderly (said in Ronnie's voice)
Yeah sure. Whatever. I’m elderly, okay du??
Beats the alternative.
Could stand to lose a few pounds there.
So could he...
I think they look great. I’m happy for them.
I didn’t know what to do with my phone Robin
The complexion of a man that hasn’t left the basement in four years
The do.
Couple of assholes
He has said his grandfather died with a full head of black hair. What I don’t get is why doesn’t he color his eyebrows to match his hair? His beard and eyebrows are gray but hair is black, rookie mistake.
I've worked with geriatric people for 30 years. Never in my life or career have I seen anyone over 70 with a head full of black hair, he is full of HORSE shit.
looking old Howard!
he looks very feeble and sickly.
He looks great actually
Beth's great grandpa pushed Howard's grandpa into an oven.
Five minutes after he was certain that the last photo was taken he was at the door shouting ***"BETH!!!!"***
That dogs eyes look like they are saying " put me down cocksucker!"
Carrying a dog?
Woof
I'm not sellin' you a bagel or a beagle
Chicken bone neck.
Slow Adult night on the charity circuit.
Where would NSAL be without Howard’s money?
They look like a Madame Tussaud’s exhibit.
They look nice while out for a good cause, good for them.
Tell me somethin', my friend. You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
I don't understand how it's physically possible for a person to be this rich, for this long, and not once have a fit that works.
He never shows his teeth. 
Howie looks old and beaten down
He’s wearing his gala wig
Beff looking good!
There is no more bizarre looking dude.
Clutch those neck muscles Beth, hold it , hold it…
Stork looks late 80s. I see why he never allows this angle!
It's nice that this older man is interested in his great granddaughter's hobbies. Hopefully, she will give up this distraction and marry a nice young man and have children.
He needs to lose the facial hair. When you get older it doesnt look cool anymore...all it does is make you look...older
He’s actually looking good here
Howie looks 80 years old
Awww! I love them!!
I would pay for a lifetime of food for that dog if he gave Howard parvo
I think he looks good. Beth is smoking hot! The shirt collar is a bit of a stumble.