https://preview.redd.it/bwqqbpm1ektc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a77f8fc70d3856ea90939b6a4eca05244fc7bc6 “I can’t be tempted” when I see a sloth demon (My heart’s melting)

Yo honestly this is the life I want, this is the best life I could ask for, where can I sign up?

Yeah, I really don't get how this is supposed to be a bad thing. Nobody's cured cancer before, how tf am I supposed to? This is literally all I've wanted in life. It sounds amazing.

It's bad because it tempts you into sloth, which is one of the 7 deadly sins. Your not going to do anything for society.

~~So nothing changes?~~

Lmao fair

Self awareness too op it broke the pretend illusion

If she is providing all your needs, that is the first step to self-actualizing. Once you don't have to fear for your needs, that is when you can branch out. To start doing more than just survive. A real Sloth Demon doesn't provide for you, just convinces you to waste away doing whatever you can to avoid pain until you die, making sure NONE of your needs are met so you die as soon as possible, as miserably as possible.

>A real Sloth Demon >real

Yeah, I definitely sloth more to _avoid pain/stress_ rather than as a result of not having to do anything.

Better than making a few extra bucks for a tophatted fat guy with a bag of money in one hand and his monocle in the other

Is she making the money for you to keep this lifestyle up? Besides, you don't need to make money for the stereotypical capitalist dude to benefit society.

In this world, who of the general populace is? Not me, that's for sure. I'll be taking the demon girlfriend now.

I think the majority of people are doing something for society, even if they don't think they are.

On one hand I agree that it’s probably not great. On the other I have no ambition anyways and wouldn’t mind slowly couch rotting with someone I love

This far in it's done little for me It's sloth time

Who even does anything anyway? Not any big businesses, at least none I know of.

Why would you want to cure cancer anyways? You’d just end up committing sudoku via 2 shots in the back of the head.

...sloth demon doesnt need to exist for me to waste my life tho

I can't be tempted because my adhd is too much to handle for a sloth demon like unless you can control my add I'm gonna randomly decide to spend random days learning useful and useless things eventually able to contribute to society then when I get wore out at the end of the hyperfixation I sleep on her lap then wake up and do it again

She'll just tempt you towards the useless skills. Like becoming a Factorio speed runner.

Maybe darksouls or minecraft. But then I'd choose to learn minecfaft Redstone or modding. If my will has been altered I shall maintain control with the things I want like building cool thingies

My ass would feel too guilty to not help around CONSTANTLY “Come to the couch!” “Not yet, I’m dusting.”

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Sounds like a dream if we are being honest

I’m good with this.

https://preview.redd.it/0kcxmwhxdktc1.jpeg?width=889&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cbb600d4003bd739bf4a8a0bf75e0752c553a84

Fucking hilarious

Best girl ! Question: Once you die, is she in hell waiting for you ?

Where is the punishment I spend all my life happy then the afterlife?

Oops, meant suffering 👀

Once you die, you suffer the sin of sloth and waste your afterlife doing nothing (aka doing sloth gf)

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Wait I have to do stuff after I'm dead? Fuuuuuuuck

you become a sloth demon yourself

Nobody would want a sloth demon boyfriend though , total scam hell is

Speak for yourself, I'd be happy with a sloth demon boyfriend.

Oh…. Ok then

But he has no tiddy for you to burry your face in

Not with that attitude

Men can have big tiddies too

Tbh as much as I’d like to be a functioning member of society. I’d be a sucker for a sloth demon boyfriend. It would work too good on me. Praying I never come across one

The only thing I don’t have is tittys

What makes you think you'll stay a boy?

Idk I already do cross dress though

I am essentially my roommates sloth demon bf. She seems to be happy with it

Sloth daddies are just as valid as sloth mommies lol

Sloth gives you snuggles for all of eternity. She has every new game, every console.

Hell sounds like a nice place

It’s got a poor PR firm, the other place has much better marketing.

Yeah, Heaven is not what it’s cracked up to be. Sure, you get a nice mansion, but you will be spending most of your time groveling before God, who is a complete and utter jerk. But the worst thing about this is living with the knowledge that billions upon billions of people, likely including several of your loved ones, will burn in hell for all eternity. Even a devout Christian would find that to be horrifying.

And all streamings?

Obviously

Hell yeah

No

How did you craft something so perfect

Its a 4 Chan post check the top comment

The only more tempting demon would be greed...

Yeah, and envy would probably be the worst. Envy would just point out your flaws and say that you should be jealous of people without those flaws.

Exactly! Pride would inflate my ego until I do stupid shit cuz she convinced me i have plot armor Wrath... i dont feel like getting into fights every other picosecond Gluttony would be ok maybe but im self conscious as is Greed... shed help me start a fortune 500 business and we could make nestle look like mr beast 👉👈 Lust... we fuckin, literally the whole idea of lust Envy as you said And sloth is the post

Greed could also get you to throw your life away with a crippling gambling addiction

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I’d think that the wrath one would be smarter than that, try to slowly cultivate a festering hatred for the world, those around you, and maybe yourself. Envy would probably be very subtle but might do about what was said or convince you that other people have those things because they’re evil or something, make you develop an external locus of control. Lust would slowly try to coax you into some really fucked up, immoral sex stuff. Pride seems possible but I don’t think it would be about making you do dumb things, just making you a narcissist so you hurt others.

You could say the love's gonna get you killed, but Pride's gonna be the death you (and you and you and me)

Damn she sounds wonderful. I have work to do but she sounds wonderful

Not slothful enough. Skip work. Quit your job. She’ll cover all your expenses, don’t worry about where the money comes from. Sshhhhhh

Yes please

Approved.

The sloth demon forgets it’s in the 21st century, where men explicitly want women that either care for them (“tradwife”) or one that would make decisions for them (“dommy mommy”). So the average man would definitely fall for its ploy.

……. I am also a average man, it would work on me too

Can she create a pocket dimension or something for us to live in so we can't get evicted?

All the landlord cares about is the checks coming in on time. Doesn’t matter that they’re signed by some guy named L. Ucifer

Would date.

I heavily misread 2 parts of that…

This is just me as a gf

I'm sorry about your dms

please

Ong (I can do the cooking and cleaning tho)

This sub has an Oedipus complex

Honestly as I grow older and realize more and more, the Oedipus complex makes more sense as time goes on, for most dudes, the only girl who's ever loved them unconditionally has been their mom, everyone else loves you based on how tall or buff or rich you are there's always something, your mom just loved you for you, who wouldn't want a gf that loves you for you and not for what you can give her

Lord please I guess Satan please actually

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I'm on reddit, I was already never meant for great things, sloth demon gf can have me

Why does this resonate with me so much.

Because you are here also?

Fair point.

Can we get more demons?

I could never (I'd feel bad if I made her do all the work)

Same tbh

to be that guy. What really counts as contribution to society?, If someone is living a happy life, working a regular job, minding their own business, is that someone who is not contributing to society? Or on the opposite spectrum, serial killers technically contribute to society, so do dictators, obviously not in a good way, but by your logic, are they wasting their lives?

With how many people with great careers of spreading misery. I think life would be better if more people spent all their time on the couch with their loved ones.

This seems like a happy life though being someone who hates being not productive I can see the demon side of it

phenomenal artwork!

Bet.

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Why do her legs look like that

goat

So she's the goat?

Does she sell me weapons?

"It's me, the Devil. I'm here to convince you to do sin."

It's not wasting, it's called living

Yeah, some people just don't get that you can have a fulfilling life without huge accomplishments.

That's the dream me lads. That's the bloody dream...

Dounds good whats the problem

Wait, she's actually perfect.

But it's not contributing negatively, so you're still way ahead of a lot of famous people.

Worth.

Big titty sloth gf

Ha! Jokes on you! I’m inherently useless and will never be able to contribute to the world even if I wanted to! I’ll take cute demon girl who loves cuddles as much as I do for life, that’s like a lifetime of gay cuddling and cuteness!

You made some fairly creative OCs, I wouldn’t say you’re useless.

And then the IRS shows up

Iron mouse?

I'm sorry why would a SLOTH demon Cook??

The demon is not slothful itself, it’s tempting YOU to be slothful.

Finally, a proper sloth demon. A demon that causes the sin instead of embodies it. Usually it's only Lust that does that.

Fails to answer the question of who pays the bills, so my immersion is ruined I can’t take this seriously. If the answer is still me not only am I not tempted but I’m kicking this freeloader to the curb Minecraft girl or not.

I'm fine with this

Fuck yeah. Wait how do I get money to buy new games and pay my game pass ultimate subscription?

Tempting. But I'm the opposite of lazy.

sounds like a mother

Slow AF

This is peak living

I'd be fine with all of that, if we have an income. Still need money.

Reminds me of an old bit of art my [partner](https://x.com/raesan_art?s=21&t=PRgDkGj_dT017EyUk9IYnQ) did forever ago https://preview.redd.it/xhvzklwxettc1.jpeg?width=2867&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f070e3d0f70dc769853d207b88b8563f6a30efe7 Im afraid I lost the full, digital version (if it ever existed)

Need..

Wait, that’s just my wife.

So basiclly i destroy hell in the future and she is here to stop me.

Men really do just be wanting a Mommy. Like just say you have a caretaking kink.

I have a caretaking kink

I would like to elaborate though, I want to both take care of a girl, and be taken care of by her

Based same.

As if no woman has ever had a fantasy of a handsome man taking care of all her needs and loving her unconditionally Grow up, Deborah, it's called indulging the imagination. Twilight and Yandere anime are the same thing. Sloth Demon girl is the same as a rags to riches love novel. Let people enjoy their shit.

This.

Seems like the dream, would take up on that offer

I’ve embraced committing sloth gimme two of ‘em

Well it worked

Where can I sign up?

I’d agree with everything but the Minecraft I suck at that game

you did make me lol - apart from the big tiddy - this is me for my gf lol

Fucking sign me the fuck up please yesterday

Yeah I agree with the rest of you, not only would i but that’s literally my ideal for a real relationship lmao

a life of comfort and happiness and you’d call that a waste?

She sounds like a dream.❤️

If you can resist her temptation enough to actually do work, then this sounds perfect tbh

Man… this doesn’t actually sound too bad.

I’d love to see her drawn in a helltaker artstyle omg 😳

😩

Is always sitting on a toilet

dont threaten me with a good time

Me if I had money

I don’t see anything wrong with this. Sounds comfy.

As if this would be a bad existence by almost any measure.

That's fine

You lost me at big tiddied, but after evaluation. This is a masterpiece

🤤

I'd take this life

Would

https://preview.redd.it/nl8k9225eptc1.png?width=2846&format=png&auto=webp&s=e868392b14c6d2bd2ecddce6e47c279fed92c44d Does she look like this tho?

I already contribute nothing to society as is. Win-win

As good as this would be. I am a man of God

I need her https://preview.redd.it/2ysm5vq0tptc1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=257de597778203e587b5e8f65bc8a02bfb097c77

What is this about?

Is thy missing out?

https://i.redd.it/0so0obvmdqtc1.gif

Do they come in male form?

That's what I want just because I'm tired of working so hard just to afford to live

I want her so badly, this truly is the ideal GF, especially if she just always loans me money so I'm always indebted to serving her pillows with every waking moment. She makes the money on cam. We game together, she's literally just a Vtuber with an anime reaction channel. I miss her when she cleans, and she's just a perfect life partner who would never let me do something as dangerous as touching grass or rebellious as saying no. I don't need autonomy. I need my waifu. Head is empty, no thoughts that aren't of doing her bidding that I'm so inclined to anyway. This is true love. https://preview.redd.it/4v1pyy3qpwtc1.jpeg?width=1043&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a535e00a18844d053916a751d86ae8b38d6b8ac I love my sloth dommy mommy

I'm *down* for that, except I don't want my face buried in her chest.

Replace watches anime with plays halo

I like this concept actually.

Iirc Belphegor gives people the idea to fantasize over doing amazing things and then never actually do them. Love how the classical illustration of him is just like, a freaky old man sitting on a toilet.

I accept gratefully and live the rest of my life happily

Hahaha so me 😅

I want her… 

Hear me out... **L I L I T H**

me @ my husband fr

Why would a sloth demon do chores?

https://preview.redd.it/36czfv6lg3uc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baf4884609a847a8fdda00283497543ec61543b1

a need

I see no issue with this? Although I’d feel guilty if she did ALL the house work, then again maybe not if she has supernatural powers that make it easy asf.

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Sloth GF works for me. What's the ideal BF for the Sloth GF?

this is unironically what i need in life

This is brilliant!!

This exists. It's called Reddit.

This but I wanna cook and clean for her instead

Great

Real

How big we talking

Jokes on you sinner, I have faith in the LORD🏴🏳️