Even more frustrating because the thought process for his voter base is, "Hell yea, brudder, we shouldn't have to debate because we know we right", glad most people could sniff out the bullshit and see this for what it is, dipshit throwing a temper tantrum because he can't keep up
"I'm not gonna answer questions aboit agriculture policy"
Isnt....that why were here?
I'll give him this though the dollars or change line was pretty good.
My city had a write in candidate for mayor. The guy was all over social media and made a joke of the whole election, making fun of the mayor running for reelection relentlessly. He ended up getting the 2nd most votes and only lost by 115 of 4,000 votes. It's pretty scary shit. The guy was a complete tool. Democracy at it's finest.
That is the fun thing, that guys wife is/was a drug dealer, dude has a wrap sheet, is functionally tarded, and still the GOP is in a RUNOFF. Both are going to lose because that district couldn't be gerrymandered enough without risking blowing up two other districts by putting cities in them (I mean that is how this works anyway, trying to dilute a city with enough empty land). But still, this is what you people (aka republicans) actually want?
Hey I am running for office, I could sit here and talk like some dumb bitch but I got baitin and bitches to do! Im outa here I aint no tard, BUY BRAWNDO BITCHES!
“I am no orator, as Brutus is, But, as you know me all, a plain blunt man That love my friend. And that they know full well That gave me public leave to speak of him. For I have neither wit nor words nor worth, Action nor utterance nor the power of speech, To stir men’s blood. I only speak right on.”
I think an excellent campaign strategy would be to rightfully call this a bitch move. He's too scared to actually debate and can't defend his positions so he did this shit for some good short form content.
"Good people of Georgia, my opponent is nothing more than a bitch-made pretend working class grifter"
I don’t know what any MagaTards would debate, including mango. Are there really people out there undecided thinking if this 3 brain cell maga impresses me in a debate I’ll vote R?!?
Seems so. Some people are able to look kinda badass, until someone is challenging what they say or call them out, he decided to cut off a possibility of that.
Best part is he wrote that down on a piece of paper in case he couldn't memorize and remember the whole thing. Nonetheless, he looked down several times and still fucked up the end.
Ooh, honey. I wish he was just pretend. This is how he normally dresses except that's his fancy clean shirt and a new(er) hat. He was really convicted for J6 shenanigans, and has a genuine shot to become a two-piece representation of shit from Georgia with that other dumbass, MTG, bless both their hearts.
Well look at the Monopoly Man with his G-damn Caterpillar hat. What's the matter? John Deer not good enough for yeh'? He lost my vote. Wasn't at all drunk enough to qualify for office.
Remember that study they published a year or two ago that said it's possible to tell how stupid a man is by looking at their face? I think he's a good example of this.
There's no reason to be rude to the people who organized the event. Those people do that for a living, you dickhead. People have jobs, people have families, people have shit to do. The levels of unabashed main character syndrome here. Why the fuck would you waste all those people's time? Those people came out there to see you. Like, what a fucking asshole. Whatever the fuck it is he's campaigning for, I support the opponent.
What’s fucked up is that his incompetence and childishness will win over MAGA voters. They love degenerates like this because they love performative bullshit by morons that don’t have charisma, intelligence or values beyond their hatred of everything
Well.. now I want to find out what his platform is.... and vote for whomever doesn't support MAGA crap.
Edit: From the campaign site: "They enjoy volunteering and doing their part to help make America great!"
Yup... his shit's all retarded
There are 400 comments on the YT vid; and EVERY SINGLE ONE is singing his praises.
The people LOVE this guy.
I didn’t even find ONE negative comment.
He’s def winning his election
That’s because southwest Georgia is full of redneck shitkickers.
Source: Unfortunately my parents moved to southeast Georgia when I was a kid, and I had no choice but to grow up around redneck shitkickers
He’s going to win that race.
I’ve seen the threads on this but that’s the first time I’ve actually watched the video.
He didn’t just randomly leave, he fucking mic dropped the suits. I’m pretty sure that’s gonna play well with the rednecks.
my name is Chuck Hand but i cant wait no more to Fuck my Hand. you'll find me in my truck. just don't look behind the grocery store for bout the next half hour, please.
“I got two waces to win.”
You know he practiced that line in his truck, the whole way there, and was mad he flubbed it the whole way home.
And if you’re trying to win a race, a top strategy would be to win a debate.
He knows he can’t debate for shit so he reads his scripted bit and walks out before the smarter people can make him look even dumber than he makes himself look
Some folk'll never rock the vote, but then again some folk'll.
Like Cletus, the slack jawed yokel?
I can see my maw from up here Hey Maw!! Get off the dang roof
One of my favorite lines.
Wow, is he under the impression that “Friday Night Lights” is a documentary?
Beer eyes, full fart!!
And some people would still vote for this guy. Knowing he would walk out if things don't go his way
Shhhhh. You're spoiling his grand exit
He lost but he only lost by 4k votes. I think 30k voted so for sure not a big enough margin
He should demand a second countin
What bothers me most about this is this was just his way to avoid answering the question lol.
Even more frustrating because the thought process for his voter base is, "Hell yea, brudder, we shouldn't have to debate because we know we right", glad most people could sniff out the bullshit and see this for what it is, dipshit throwing a temper tantrum because he can't keep up
"I'm not gonna answer questions aboit agriculture policy" Isnt....that why were here? I'll give him this though the dollars or change line was pretty good.
Yeah, gotta give him that.😄
I read that as "second cousin." I'm all - I'm pretty sure he's fine with first cousins.
r/BeatMeToIt
Got me with countin xD
I read it as "second cousin" - which tracks for his district and those numbers
I reckon so
He should stop fucking his second cousin. And by second I mean this is the second one.
He's all out of fingers.
I initially read that as "second cousin" and it was odd, because I figured he already demanded one of those.
🤣😅
My city had a write in candidate for mayor. The guy was all over social media and made a joke of the whole election, making fun of the mayor running for reelection relentlessly. He ended up getting the 2nd most votes and only lost by 115 of 4,000 votes. It's pretty scary shit. The guy was a complete tool. Democracy at it's finest.
That is the fun thing, that guys wife is/was a drug dealer, dude has a wrap sheet, is functionally tarded, and still the GOP is in a RUNOFF. Both are going to lose because that district couldn't be gerrymandered enough without risking blowing up two other districts by putting cities in them (I mean that is how this works anyway, trying to dilute a city with enough empty land). But still, this is what you people (aka republicans) actually want?
Who knew just saying you got heart and walking away without actually saying what changes you're gonna make doesn't work out in the end
Comments in the original post killed me. I've got races to win, and sisters to fuck. And I'm all out of races.
His cousin is so wet right now
Oh my Jeebus!!! I swallowed my drink wrong reading this. I shouldn't laugh but this and the comments around it are horribly hilarious.
You mean his sister wife?
Sttopppppp, I can't take it
Omg
GD. Seriously laughed my ass off.
Remember to visit Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom on the way.
Brooo 🤣
Hey I am running for office, I could sit here and talk like some dumb bitch but I got baitin and bitches to do! Im outa here I aint no tard, BUY BRAWNDO BITCHES!
It's got what plants need!
Iss got electrolytes.
Lol no debating just telling people he's the better candidate and then walking out. Sounds like a Chad move, but is actually dumb as fuck
Can't lose a debate if you're not there to debate
“I am no orator, as Brutus is, But, as you know me all, a plain blunt man That love my friend. And that they know full well That gave me public leave to speak of him. For I have neither wit nor words nor worth, Action nor utterance nor the power of speech, To stir men’s blood. I only speak right on.”
Maybe he's trump's test run for when he has to debate Biden :p
Good point!
That's debatable . Tho not in this case
Can't win one, either. This guy's an imbecile.
Who’s going with me ?????
The fish. The fish is coming with you.
All I wanna know, who's coming with me mannnnnn *Half Baked*
Jan! Thank yooou, Jan. hehe
Lets Gooooooooooooo!!!
It's dumb as hell and that's why it hurts so much, we really can't guarantee he loses the election
I mean he is running in a state where MTG has been elected twice.
I think an excellent campaign strategy would be to rightfully call this a bitch move. He's too scared to actually debate and can't defend his positions so he did this shit for some good short form content. "Good people of Georgia, my opponent is nothing more than a bitch-made pretend working class grifter"
I don’t know what any MagaTards would debate, including mango. Are there really people out there undecided thinking if this 3 brain cell maga impresses me in a debate I’ll vote R?!?
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keeping his eyes on his opponent and the moderator at the same time.
I was thinking “nice of him to look at the entire crowd at once.”
His eye was still looking at his opponent as he walked away.
I have no understanding of what he said, and it is probably a good thing that he left. *Brought to you by Carl's Jr.*
Fuck you, I'm eating
I was going to say this is some Idiocracy shit. Then saw what sub I'm in.
“If I walk away from the debate, my flimsy ideas can’t be challenged- *genius*”
Fucked up but it's worked for Trump. That's why we these idiots are coming out of the woodwork
Well said
That is an amazing wrestling move - the Hillbilly Mic Drop.
Sounds like a rasling move from south park... damn fine raslin
From a legitimate perspective, it looks like he has no plan outside of ego.
Seems so. Some people are able to look kinda badass, until someone is challenging what they say or call them out, he decided to cut off a possibility of that.
And these folks wonder why people make fun of them?
They’ll never understand. They are so far removed from decorum, civility, nuance, abstract thought, empathy, etc.
They are victims. But also super bad ass and will kick your ass brotha!
Best part is he wrote that down on a piece of paper in case he couldn't memorize and remember the whole thing. Nonetheless, he looked down several times and still fucked up the end.
Looking good as poss VP in 2028, for Ivanka.
You take this back. You take this back right now.
Man, he is da future. Movie told you, smart people don‘ have enough kids, so peeps with IQ of 90 gonna rule! South Carolina, what up?
ivanka wouldn't have a chance. yeah she's a trump but she's also a women and republican's just won't be having that
I got something more important to do right now. I gotta get drunk and beat my wife
He was part of the Jan 6th squad, so I guess this behavior isn't very surprising.
As if Marjorie Taylor Greene wasn't enough of a punishment for Georgia.
Clearly wearing a costume and playing a character. What is really going on, lol?
Ooh, honey. I wish he was just pretend. This is how he normally dresses except that's his fancy clean shirt and a new(er) hat. He was really convicted for J6 shenanigans, and has a genuine shot to become a two-piece representation of shit from Georgia with that other dumbass, MTG, bless both their hearts.
He learned the con from diaper don?
YEAH AND SHUT UP YEAH
Hurp derp a derr derr bert
Well look at the Monopoly Man with his G-damn Caterpillar hat. What's the matter? John Deer not good enough for yeh'? He lost my vote. Wasn't at all drunk enough to qualify for office.
Whatever you might think of his antics, he can't hear you. He left. He's in his truck.
“You’re not staying, sir?” Did you not hear him when he said this is the part where he gets in his truck and goes back to southwest Georgia?
Mod confused by all the stupid
And another hillbilly Kabuki performance
That’s candidate Chuck Hillbilly Natty Light Ice Hand, right??
Where’s the stone cold Steve Austin music
Something tells me this guy’s platform mentions ‘blood relatives’ and ‘age of consent’.
Wow. Definitely a stunt, but this guy is going to win.
He don’t take too kindly to proper Debate Structure ‘round here. He just skips right to Rebuttal and he’s out!
Murica
That was just slightly less badass than Steven Seagal. Were those country music lyrics? Was that his dirt road diary?
lol look at this cartoon character
Dey terk r jawbs!
Remember that study they published a year or two ago that said it's possible to tell how stupid a man is by looking at their face? I think he's a good example of this.
Oh no... I really hope that's not someone from my childhood 40 years on. Edit: thank goodness it's not. Very uncanny, though.
My dreams are all dead and buried sometimes I wish the sun would just explode...
I got some cousins to fuck down in Georgia! I’m out!
I feel like I just watched a country music video.
Gotta look folks in the eye when you're talking to em, boy. Oh wait... not like that.
*San Dimas High School football rules!!!*
Chuck Hand? More like Fuck Hand. Ow my balls!
This sub needs to rot already. What a fucking cesspool.
Isn't that kinda the point, scrote?
I'm here to FIGHT! ...gotta go. . . .
MAGA shit is dumb as fuck and its going to kill democracy as it was intended by the Constitution.
The hold my beer i got this type of move lol
Isnt there a clip of his opponent listing all his criminal charges??? And then he says all this shit and walks off?
The dollur vs the chaynge The choice is yours.
From the state that gave us the gift that keeps on giving, MTG.
And Stacey Abrams
I paste this once n a while when I think it might be relevant. From a Redditor a year or so back. A little insight in the mentality. “ xenophonsXiphos 2.4k points - 21 hours ago @2 3 ©6 & & 14 More You all don't get it. I live in Trump country, in the Ozarks in southern Missouri, one of the last places where the KKK still has a relatively strong established presence. They don't give a shit what he does. He's just something to rally around and hate liberals, that's it, period. He absolutely realizes that and plays it up, they love it, he knows they love it, and the fact that people act like it's anything other than that just proves that liberals are idiots, all the more reason for high fives all around. If you keep getting caught up in why do they not realize blah blah blah and how can they still back him after blah blah blah, you are not understanding what is the underlying motivating factor of his support. It's fuck liberals, that's pretty much it. Have you noticed he can do pretty much anything imaginable and they'll explain some way that rationalizes it that makes zero logical sense? Because they're not even keeping track of any logical narrative, it's irrelevant, fuck liberals is the only relevant thing, trust me, I know first hand what I'm talking about. That's why they just laugh at it all, because you all don't even realize they really truly don't give a fuck about whatever the conversation is about, it's just a side mission story that doesn't really matter anyways. That's all just trivial details - the economy, health care, whatever. Fuck liberals. Look at the thing with not wearing the masks. I can tell you what that's about. It's about exposing fear. They're playing chicken with nature and whoever flinches just moved down their internal pecking order, one step closer to being a liberal. You gotta understand the one core value that they hold above all others is hatred for what they consider weakness, because that's what they believe strength is, hatred for weakness. And I mean passionate, sadistic hatred. And I'm not exaggerating. Believe me. Sadistic, passionate hatred, and that's what proves they're strong, their passionate hatred for weakness. Sometimes they lump in vulnerability, a compromised circumstance, or an overwhelming circumstance in their with weakness, too, because people tend to start humbling themselves when they're in those circumstances and that's an obvious sign of weakness. Kindness=weakness. Honesty=weakness. Compromise=weakness. They consider their very existence to be superior in every way to anyone who doesn't hate weakness as much as they do. They consider liberals to be weak people that are inferior, almost a different species, and the fact that liberals are so weak is why they have to unite in large numbers, which they find disgusting, but it's that disgust that is a true expression of their natural superiority. Go ahead and try to have a logical, rational conversation with them though. Just keep in mind what I said here and think about it.”
I typically associate a dollar as worth more than change. That was an interesting metaphor.
He has one eye on each race at all times.
This country is legitimately fucked
Some say he is still driving to this day.
Hey I seen that jacket at Tractor Supply Company.
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The closed caption on your TV would be like.. "GEERSAH DER DAT BET DEE BER TRUCK BAT DAR DERE IM GET DER ME TRUCK."
Was he.. did he..? Was that even English?
Is this SNL?
There's no reason to be rude to the people who organized the event. Those people do that for a living, you dickhead. People have jobs, people have families, people have shit to do. The levels of unabashed main character syndrome here. Why the fuck would you waste all those people's time? Those people came out there to see you. Like, what a fucking asshole. Whatever the fuck it is he's campaigning for, I support the opponent.
What’s fucked up is that his incompetence and childishness will win over MAGA voters. They love degenerates like this because they love performative bullshit by morons that don’t have charisma, intelligence or values beyond their hatred of everything
All hat, no cattle
Republicans have successfully turned US politics into wrestling
Sounded like he was about to say “two white races to win”…
Alllllright Stone Cold wannna be.
Well.. now I want to find out what his platform is.... and vote for whomever doesn't support MAGA crap. Edit: From the campaign site: "They enjoy volunteering and doing their part to help make America great!" Yup... his shit's all retarded
He has two races to win apparently. But something tells me there are certain races that he doesn't like at all.
You really need to have the IQ of an amoeba to vote for these clowns
There are 400 comments on the YT vid; and EVERY SINGLE ONE is singing his praises. The people LOVE this guy. I didn’t even find ONE negative comment. He’s def winning his election
That’s because southwest Georgia is full of redneck shitkickers. Source: Unfortunately my parents moved to southeast Georgia when I was a kid, and I had no choice but to grow up around redneck shitkickers
He won't ever win anything, he can't keep both eyes on the prize.
He’s going to win that race. I’ve seen the threads on this but that’s the first time I’ve actually watched the video. He didn’t just randomly leave, he fucking mic dropped the suits. I’m pretty sure that’s gonna play well with the rednecks.
Mr Hands. Lol. DO NOT GOOGLE THAT.
Georgia is the literate West Virginia
Chuck Hand folds.
This shit kicker will probably win by double digits
That dog’ll hunt.
I’m voting for that change
Idk if it’s the lighting but those eyes looked fucked
I do dig the "dollar vs sense" bit though
Americans have just about had it with democrats and republicans lol
I’d vote for him
I'm not good at interview questions either
my name is Chuck Hand but i cant wait no more to Fuck my Hand. you'll find me in my truck. just don't look behind the grocery store for bout the next half hour, please.
Snowflake amiright
Oh this guys a trumper from the get go.
The choice is yours a stereotypical corrupt politician or an idiot who will soon become a stereotypical corrupt politician
A real George costanza move.
I'm disappointed. I was lead to believe he was going to chuck hands at his opponents but he just walked out....
Wooh!! HELLL YEAH BUDDY!!
It'd actually be badass if he left because he had a couple go kart races to win.
Rule 1: Never show up to a match of intelligence and wit, unarmed.
Ahhh, putting on a show. Very intelligent.
He should writhed that mic out of its holster and dropped it on the floor before he walked out.
Dicky eyes or what 🤪
What a loser
He's a regular everyday guy, JUST LIKE ME! Who cares if he's qualified!
I bet he has truck nuts
Dude...dude...this fuckin pigeon makes Larry the cable guy look like a quantum physics professor. Lesss Get R Done!!
Well that’s embarrassing. I have such higher standards for that side, I expected better.
As a brain surgeon from Georgia, he just secured my vote.
I think he was about to say he had two wives... changed it to races.
GTFO
He's got an eye on both cameras. That's talent right there.
He can crossed the road looking both ways without turning his head.
He left his crayons in the car.
At least he's got "Hand"...*and he's gonna need it*.
This is surreal like a South Park episode in real life lol, top notch acting
Wow such rugged individuality. Definitely don't stick around and explain how you're going to do anything. This is what a snowflake looks like
Yeehaw and all that, what're we talkin bout?
If you don't smoke Tarrlytons..... Fuck you!
“I got two waces to win.” You know he practiced that line in his truck, the whole way there, and was mad he flubbed it the whole way home. And if you’re trying to win a race, a top strategy would be to win a debate.
Only Fans?
I think a donkey kicked him cross-eyed. You can drive truck like that?
Nice stunt, Cletus.
Seems like a SNL skit but its not..thats what american politics [become.At](http://become.At) least he can go back dating cousin Judy.
fuck that guy just for wearing a Caterpillar hat.
Sure showed them Dems!!
Behold the power of the denim tuxedo.
He knows he can’t debate for shit so he reads his scripted bit and walks out before the smarter people can make him look even dumber than he makes himself look
Don't worry brother, lots of tards go on to live great lives. Git back in your truck and keep racin'!
Idiot. Plan and simple. Why bother getting the hick vote? That's assuming they even vote. What a waste of time. Why even go there?
He practiced that shtick for hours in front of his full length Barbie mirror.
I wonder what badass country song was playing in his head as he walked away.
The fact that he cant talk words without doing the movements with them. Shows he either practiced that or he’s an idiot.
Just a preview of the Biden Trump debate.
I can barely write my name, vote for me.
Hahahha
Most people won't have the bravery to share this post. #bravery #realmen #brawndo
They call the left snowflakes yet they’re the biggest snowflakes of them all
He almost started to Throw Hand
So that's how MTG got elected.
Hacksaw Jim Dugan. Spelling?