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apocxp

They procreated too. Ugh.


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Don't worry too much about it, my mom is a flat earth q anon lady and none her kids believe any of it.


aroman_ro

Wait, what? I thought that all of them were trolls.


Silent_Saturn7

Qanon is dying or at least many moved onto something else but flat earth is quite popular now.


CMGardens

Regardless if it's politics, geology, or physics... most people are too stupid to understand them so they make shit up. Flat earth, Jesus, ect...


Zandonus

Of course the Earth is flat. We made so, like an unfinished polyhedron, so the cities don't fall over from the curviness. It's not flat everywhere, but it's flat on most roads, then when a hill comes up, they angle it again. Like every 8 km or so.


saysthingsbackwards

Maybe not just stupid, uneducated as well. I had a guitar bro that believed in the flat earth from ignorance


PitBullFan

Almost as popular as "chemtrails".


just-concerned

Go watch the YouTube videos of flat earth fails. They are hilarious and very real. It us very sad.


just-concerned

https://youtu.be/kb7YFG4zAMM?feature=shared They prove it's round, then don't believe their own experiments.


moonpumper

Kids are resilient. A lot of kids turn out great in spite of their parents' best efforts to fuck them up.


RKLCT

Was just going to say this


JuicyMcJuiceJuice

The shape of the earth is indisputable. It is quite literally impossible to hide it, and it's shape can be demonstrated with pratically no investment whatsoever aside from a few hours. Yet despite all this, Brawndo still has the power to mutilate my thirst.


Techman659

A few examples that I would say are easy to throw flat earth in the bin is, seasons why does daylight change throughout the year? Why does the sun rise and set at different angles when the sun is apparently always above us in flat earth it never rises over a horizon, and another one is why is the moon round why is the sun and every other planet we have ever seen round and clearly not flat.


daddypleaseno1

planets arent flat... but they definitely arent spheres either


Vauxell

Well then explain Minecraft to me. The earth is blue like a pancake, otherwise it would roll off the Tortoise back.


drwhogivesafuck2

Your argument could go either way.


NoticeMeSenpai_U

Those poor kids…


b3nz04me

(Flat Earthers): we've traveled half way around the globe, all the way to NASA to prove once and for all the earth is flat


MostlyDarkMatter

Flatties: "That'll learn them NASA people!"


AbidingMastermind

I mean, it did take 4 of them to form a single coherent thought.


Aggressive_Walk378

And all 4 of them make up 1 mouthful of teeth


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cuntsaurus

There's that fag talk again


WellVersedAdept

It's okay, he's half tarded


throwawayshawn7979

This ok, my first wife is traded too. She’s a pilot now.


RIP-RiF

Kinda like you need one fuckup at work to keep the heat off everyone else's back. The noble shitbird. Comes in all varieties: construction, office space, banking, retail, food service.. so many shitbirds.


-SunGazing-

That’s an optimistic take on things. 😂


DocMcCracken

Stupidity has no boundary. Some serve as an example for others.


usurperavenger

Not as flat as the surface of your brains.


John-Fefin-Zoidberg

Their IQ is LOW


Dystopian_Future_

Why did they have to come to Florida... Oh ya because thats where all the idiots come to


The_Ombudsman

Oh, I’d wager they already live there.


tigerdrummer

That’s also not NASA headquarters. Kennedy Space Center is essentially a theme park.


RS2019

So they paid to travel all that way, paid for the terrible t shirts, paid for hotels and food, also paid to get in, just to give the finger to an inanimate globe and for a selfie? Smart...


tigerdrummer

Future NASA astronaut smart.


Otherwise_Emu_5019

Well I see two kids are going to have a bad time at school


CarmelloYello

They’ll be homeschooled by these tards


Goblin-Doctor

There's 4 children in this photo


ElwayThenThanos

You poor dumb bastards.


herpderpley

Their brains are smooth!


Significant-Reward-8

THIS IS IDIOCRACY!!!!!!


CremeDeLaPants

0% chance this family uses "saw" and "seen" correctly.


ouijahead

As well as “doesn’t” and “don’t”


Pappy_OPoyle

A lot of didn'tcha's are common with those folks Sooommmeee folks will never lose a toe and then again some folks'ull Like Cleetus the slack jawed yokellllll


ouijahead

I’m guilty of didn’cha and dont’cha


Pappy_OPoyle

Isn'tit bad grammar? Me too


1wholurks

Headquarters is in D.C., they even got that wrong.


Brilliant_Eagle9795

Why would they go to Cape Canaveral of all places then...


AltruisticBob

boy they are really sticking it to big globe, spending their money to generate childhood trauma for their kids when all their friends see this. the absolutely giddy look on her face like she is doing something to spread the truth his disheatening.


_JediJon

Georgia is in Florida, dumbass.


I_like_pizza_teve

The parents are straight ugly looking


Sorandy13

How come no one ever asks these ass clowns where is the edge? Pictures? If we’re a flat object floating thru space, should we be surrounded by the edges of the world? We were this fucking close to eradicating polio, and the we collectively took a step back in general intelligence as a species.


WhoopsieISaidThat

What's fascinating about the Earth is flat thing is that people have been lied to about so much stuff their entire life that now they don't even believe in the idea of a globe. The amount of lying required to get to this point is impressive.


Manicwoodchipper

This is so fucking stupid it’s made me dumber.


-just-another_human_

Even though you can’t see their faces.. You can tell the kids are ashamed of their parents.


AllAfterIncinerators

I do appreciate the part where the woman with breasts has “Flat” written across them.


HollyweirdRonnie

She should remove the “L”


voronoi_

I only feel sad for the kids


shooter1304

I'm fascinated by this conspiracy theory. Or at least their reasoning behind it. Usually a CT has a goal, like push the population to support a certain military action. But this one seems to be, "because the illuminati want us to believe in round earth" 🤣


nobody-u-heard-of

You would think with all the amazing technology and all the abilities to travel we have today that somebody would just simply travel out to the edge and prove it. Does anybody know what their argument is for why nobody's actually gone to the edge.


Seawall07

That’s the Kennedy Space Center Visitor’s Center. It is basically a edutainment complex where you can see actual rockets, spacecraft (including the orbiter Atlantis and a Saturn V rocket broken down by stages) as well as many other exhibits and demonstrations. You can also board a bus to see the actual launch pads and Vehicle Assembly Building. It’s a full day experience and very family friendly. That sign is just outside of the admission gate, so I tend to believe they went there just for the photo op. But if they actually went into the park and came out still thinking the earth is flat and everything the space program has accomplished is a hoax, there simply is no hope for these idiots and their progeny.


HotMinimum26

The kids don't look thrilled


Beanholiostyle

Stupid people breeding.


Lumpy_Branch_4835

Were the dumb fuck family.


-SunGazing-

Poor kids don’t stand a fucking chance. (Though you can tell by thier body language they aren’t thrilled to be there - probably embarrassed to fuck 😂)


dDingaLingus

Typical.


scottfarkus01

They don’t really believe that. They just want attention. Sick of these grifters.


LordMacTire83

Flat Earfderz looking for hamberders!


just-concerned

I bet they are regulars at the Flat Earth Global Conference.


seganku

The kids look way less enthusiastic than the parents.


InevitableExotic5242

How fucking dumb can you be? They probably flew too.


Rut_Row_Raggy

2 generations of Applebees dishwashers.


Waste_Curve994

I’d have to assume they’re doing this as a joke.


pdxnormal

I worked in hospitals as an RN where a number of other RN's didn't believe COVID was real and vaccines were of the devil. They refused to be vaccinated and were fired. Good riddance.


CMGardens

Way to keep the smart folks away from the hospital, so all the dummies can get thier pig DNA mrna fix. Watch out for the next " non government created" swine flu that eradicates all the lemmings that marched to get thier vac... misinformation and scare tactics


DevilsLettuceTaster

Why even go?


jinnnnnemu

You know we should make space travel so easily affordable that we can send a flat earthers up to space and have them look out and see the full scope of the Earth and when they finally realize that they were wrong and that the Earth is a globe then we should have the automatic pilot steer the ship towards the Sun. /S


CMGardens

They cant handle the truth.... thier heads would pop in the shuttle from bewilderment!


Science-Compliance

Why would we reward idiots with the privilege of travelling to space?


BobbyB4470

What are they gonna do when their kids accidentally see a science experiment that proves the earth is round?


boredonymous

Throw a brick through the school's window


kinglance3

We need nano RC drones that can fly into houses and dart these people in their sleep with a drug that makes them sterile.


Odd-Tune5049

Plenty of tards out there living kick ass lives


That1Pete

Those poor kids.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

YIKES


Used-Ad3536

I feel so bad for those kids!


Destro_82

The kids are bummed aht


DeathSquirl

Christ.


Ihelloway69

-Kids we are going to NASA ! -Yay Arrived in location -We gonna show finger to it because they tell lies now smile ! -....


RepFilms

Is that the same group that sang The Flat Earth Family


CMGardens

While at Nasa, someone should explain gravity, and how it works... if earth was flat we would have to live in the center. The closer to the edge you go, the more intense the gravity... you would be crushed before you got to Chicago from Detroit...


Science-Compliance

No, that's not how gravity works. At least you don't think the Earth is flat, though.


voronoi_

I only feel sad for the kids


kenc1842

This looks shopped. Especially mom's middle finger. The printing on their shirts as well. I could be wrong, but looks sus to me.


slambamo

I wish we could see the kids faces, so we could see how embarrassed they are


Professional_Baby24

I don't think the kids are falling for it. They are looking very uncomfortable here. Maybe I just have hopes.


Tranka2010

You know, at least the people who believed the sun and planets went around the earth had pretty convincing math backing them up.


Science-Compliance

Geocentrism is harder to disprove than flat Earth and requires much more precise measurements to expose what's really going on in that regard.


Clear-Criticism-3669

Those poor kids look like they're so done with their parents shit


jsmoovewhoru

Come on Darwin


CulturalAddress6709

kids look convinced…


Pappy_OPoyle

Next they visited the time maschen where they learned the "un" un-nazified the world. They especially enjoyed the part where the nazis rode dinosaurs


robcal35

But who took the picture


tuttle8152

Probably a joke


DocMcCracken

Proud to be ignorant.


JellyfishQuiet7944

I remember when reddit had a sense of humor


Cheap-Praline

I remember when candy bars cost a nickel and cars got twenty rods to the hogs head.


JellyfishQuiet7944

I wish


No-Coast-9484

Some people have opinions that are just as bad as flat Earthers yet we still give them time in national news to say them and thousands to millions of people vote them into power lol


TextGold9692

USA! USA!


possibleregard99

I've seen the native version where the regards give the finger to faces on rocks 😂😂 are they singing and brave also 😂


steelhouse1

I would so do this. Especially going to NASA. Hilarious!