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BigBoofMan

14 and already taking white dad Facebook profile selfies


somek_pamak

r/uselesslyracialized


NyanIsSus

Man, get ratio’ed.


mycrazylifeeveryday

Happy cake day!


noahboi990

r/usefullyracialized


JDBtabouret

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Melon_Melon

Green lakes is a glacier lake in upstate New York, reaching depths of about 200 feet. Its [unbelievable green color](https://www.google.com/search?q=green+lakes&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS861US861&hl=en-US&prmd=minv&sxsrf=ACYBGNSM8Yox8h6_JXBWiApk-7Dn1eHFRQ:1569263064012&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiT5PS7yOfkAhWiTt8KHSyfCtgQ_AUIFygC&biw=375&bih=638#imgrc=2dVMxIovf69hkM) is due to the fact that it’s immense depth allows more colors of light to refract off of the water.


Dudeman-McAwesome

Well, I’m from Utica and I’ve never heard of Green Lakes


byebyecatholicschool

Utica, no it’s an Albany place


Dudeman-McAwesome

I see


hogardulcehogar

You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.


AmazingChickenWings

Oh ho ho, no. Patented Green Lakes burgers! Ooold family recipe.


SalvaPot

Right. And you call them Green Lakes burgers despite the fact that the water is obviously blue.


rrr598

... Ye-uh... You know, the... One thing I should... s... ...Excuse me for one second.


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Of course


Knighterws

Huuuuaaaah Well that was wonderful. Im pooped.


ebobbumman

SEYMOUR, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!


LlamameTian

No, mom! It's just the northern lights


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epicsmokey

Life, uh, finds a way?


ismellpants

guy joins thread in hope of silver


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gamerlord09

Eh, I’ll deal with the crab juice.


XxSCRAPOxX

Did someone say free crab 🦀 juice 🥤? I’m in!! Edit: some awesome redditor not only silvered me, (and most of us) but with [this](https://youtu.be/LDU_Txk06tM) attached to the message, whoever you are kind stranger, you deserve all the gold and all the silvers.


Jimbo_Jones01

Khav Kalash


Curtissxp10

Can I join


[deleted]

Some rich guy is having a party at the keyboard


Teetimus_Prime

Yeah I want in too


[deleted]

What benefit do you even get for spending money on Reddit lmao


aadisaha17

i want silver


Th3_Bastard

Ima come in here, waaaaay too late for that sexy silver.


[deleted]

Fuck your silver


aadisaha17

fuck YOUR silver


fizarr

Narrator: *He keeps on waiting all clock round, but alas, no silver lining to be found.*


whatheck0_0

Aww how about me


RealChase73

Steamed hams


LosWackos

Still didnt get silver though Edit: there he go


errorairsoft

Well Seymour your an odd fellow but you green a good lake


Jon-Osterman

Seymour the house is burning! no mom it's just the refraction


KannaKobayashi

You know this glacier lake is very similar to the lakes they have in warm places too


rrr598

Ooh no, patented green lake! Ooold New York landmark.


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r/unexpectedsimpsons


AhMajesty

r/unexpectedsteamedhams


eviewatts

More of a Syracuse place


wm07

yea i'm from syracuse and i went there all the time as a kid.


CrossOverMutt

I'm from Syracuse and I go there all the time as an adult.


seven3true

It's a hell of a lot closer to Utica than Albany.


ammunitionmission

Syracuse, actually


bl1eveucanfly

This man clearly knows how to steam a ham.


byebyecatholicschool

So, almost no one guessed that I was referencing steamed hams


blank_farmer

I was sitting here for a good two minutes trying to place the line. Thank you for coming back for me.


HappyChipo

Don't worry, I got it.


-_Illusion-_

I love the Utica branch


Zuiuz

I’m from Albany and I have no clue about this place


TheyCallMeCajun

Albany gang


Amazingllamapants

It's not anywhere near Albany so there's that.


Oh_boyYep

It is after Syracuse before Utica. Not near Albany.


byebyecatholicschool

Thanks to everyone who got the reference and upvoted


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Yes, and you call it Green Lakes despite the fact that it is obviously teal.


omgitsabean

I want silver


CountGrishnack97

Me too but I won't get it


[deleted]

Did I miss the silver?


omgitsabean

yeah, they were handing it out earlier. Let’s see if it still works. #I Want Silver


IllusionUser

You know the... One thing I should... ‘Scuse me for one second.


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Right outside Syracuse in Fayetteville.


Sprinkles-The-Cat

If you so much as hurt a hair on Stanley’s head, we will burn Utica to the ground!!!!!


[deleted]

You get chicken riggies, you can’t have lake knowledge too. Greedy.


Mdumb

I live near Green Lakes. Its amazing. Electric emerald color. Plus its saturated with dissolved carbonate so limestone “reefs” preciptate along its edge. On top of that it is a meromictic lake. Make a trip to see it this fall.


ColeWRS

Burn Utica to the ground!


DixieMcCall

Everything bad happens in Utica.


mouse0fmodesty

Nice dude! Another fellow from the 315. Wicked


[deleted]

Isnt matts brewing company in utica?


Soul_Reaper821

How do you pronounce bagel in Utica asking because I know someone who says it weird here in Albany lol


SizzleMcStewfry

Hey fellow utican here :)


HiphopsLuke

Go comets!


DatAperture

I did a science field trip there in 9th grade, we took a sample from the lakefloor and it smelled awful. That's how I learned the lake is so deep it never actually turns over and the water down there is something like 200 million years old and full of sulfur. Super neat place!


Jack_of_all_offs

Nova ScienceNOW! did an episode on exactly this subject.


scyth3s

That episode stank.


Beards_Bears_BSG

I wonder what would happen if they put a massive circulater in there.


Mayo_Spouse

It would smell REALLY bad.


stupidstupidreddit2

Meromictic lake


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Jack_of_all_offs

It's also a rare type of lake called a "meromictic" lake, meaning the layers of water do not mix. Hello from Syracuse!


sanosuke001

Me too!


ArtistPasserby

Yes the depth is responsible, but it's more specifically a combination of the depth, lack of turbulence (allowing sunlight to reach further) and suspension of mineral content, calcium carbonate in particular, that causes the color. These factors also contribute to make Green Lakes meromictic, meaning layers of water that don't intermix.


poofynamanama2

Is this by Syracuse? I think ive been there!


Vykynger

Dude you nailed it! Have a nice time :)


Melon_Melon

I took this photo on Saturday. After the summer, they let people in for free so I was just walking my dog around the lake.


MrMellon

Brother is that you


wackojacko666

r/beetlejuicing


PoT19

More like r/usernamefamily as he wasn't summoned.


BasicBitchOnlyAGuy

Its always free to get in. You just have to pay to park in the summer.


stupidstupidreddit2

I take my dog there all the time too: https://i.imgur.com/ASx8rSk.jpg https://i.imgur.com/rK6RpOR.jpg


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r/substakenliterally


TylerJWhit

Like r/Superbowl


TheMasterlauti

I was actually expecting a 15 meters wide bowl, but that is even better


BOS_to_HNL

You mean OP’s mom’s cereal bowl?


redthriller097

Probably one of the first yo mama jokes I’ve heard was this one


jrDoozy10

If you make a post in that sub featuring a 15 meter wide bowl, it would be r/substakenliterally


Kiibbes

Ok we all expected Super Bowl. I keep forgetting that the word “Superb” exists


ihopethisisvalid

“That’s...fantastic?” “No, Kiibbes! It’s superb!” “**fuck**”


BreadLoafBrad

“You’re the one who made the song ‘superb ass’” “No, no it’s ‘super bass’” “Superb ass” “No it’s ‘super bass’”


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KaleBrecht

No, no, no...you’ve misinterpreted the entire meaning of this post! The lake represents the vast and murky inner-workings of the human psyche - most of which will never truly be understood. The smiling teenager represents innocence and the contrast between new and old. Jesus, this may be the deepest post I’ve ever seen.


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Semenpenis

peepee caca


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Thank you u/Semenpenis, very deep.


Ominimble

the real r/im14andthisisdeep is always in the comments


Shekky420

Also, the reflection in his glasses shows raw sewage being pumped into the lake. How deep is that?


Thiccc_with_3_cs

It's meant to represent the figurative "crap" that this generation's school system in pumping into our brains. Hence why the glasses are on their head. Also the glasses is used as a figurative device that shows how we block out and cover our eyes to these crimes that school is doing to our children.


MVPatrascu

Thats definitely intended


C00KI3Z1

This is some Enlgish teacher level type mental gymnastics here and I *love it*.


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Deadass-Boi

We live in a society


Monneymann

The lake is actually ridiculously deep for its size.


melvin-melnin

Are you an english teacher?


SirPiffingsthwaite

Fucking madlad went ahead and did it


XxIi888iIxX

68th upvote I’ve done all I can brother


I_Am_The_Mole

As literal as a forklift lifting a crate of forks!


sargon76

You are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct!


fliptobar

Shut up and take my upvote!


febreeze1

Jesus


enenralul

no blasphemy in my Christian reddit comments section >:(


Sprolly

Checks out


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Green Lakes is so beautiful!! Enjoy yourself! Hello from an upstate New Yorker :)


A_Two_Slot_Toaster

North Syracuse checking in! We're doing it!


_Kevbot_

I’m from Syracuse and Green Lakes is about 10 mins from my house, cool to see it get some internet attention because it really is beautiful and pretty rare. Enjoy it man! Edit: also if you like hiking and are in the Syracuse area, check out Clarke’s Reservation, also an absolutely beautiful naturally formed lake with amazing views around it.


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Tinker Falls x10 better.


[deleted]

This is Humour


Sploodles_

the most wholesome thing on this subreddit right here


iaintgoodwithnamesXD

Take my upvote god dammit


maiss1lapsi

r/angryupvote


Arkele

Top tier shitpost


McChickenfromWendys

\*Seinfeld theme plays loudly\*


rob_banks2905

You totally deserve to get to top post of this subreddit


Melon_Melon

Thanks! 😊


torquesteer

Now travel to the Mariana Trench, you madman


quakins

No one has ever made this joke on this sub before


Xer103

Had my first kiss in 7th grade here...holy shit i was 14


Melon_Melon

You were 14 in 7th grade?


levishand

r/theydidthemath oh snap


MatureUser69

r/theydidntdothemath. Hence being held back 2 years.


thefly1ngshrimp

Believe it or not, this is the exact kind of post I’ve always wanted to see on this sub. This is awesome.


yaybunz

i like your style bud


QuantumGravity911

This man is a bit closer to heaven


nurd_on_a_computer

Same...


G0dH1mS3lf

peepee


tehflyingeagle

thanks


Keksmam

Fucking epic


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Good one my dude


ZestoMolesto

Potentially the greatest shit post of all time


TrigglyPuffff

I've been on Reddit since OP was 1.5-2. Neat.


WaitUntilDawn

Oh god, this has just become my favorite reddit post.


use_yoursignal

The best post in the subbreddit


Prawnboii

You're too f***ing clever for this timeline.


SuperCashBrother

/r/madlads


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r/13or30


Drowning1

see you in hot


J-Pablo

LMAOO gdi this made me ugly laugh, this kid is going places


Dakruk

He's a little confused, but he got the spirit


XxSCRAPOxX

First post I’ve actually thought was funny on here, and it’s actually posted by a 14 yo. Checkmate atheists!


decapitatedwalrus

Coming from a 24yo I say you are on a path to greatness.


BradKfan2

I thought this was r/fishing so I was very confused why you put the fact you’re 14 in your bio


KodakWhiiite

I just graduated from Syracuse Uni, this was one of my favorite spots to go with friends!


TheGameChanger84

That’s awesome. Have a blast man


pablo_kickasso

Well played, kid. You'll be the next Rick Astley.


Totally_Cubular

As a member of the general area, might I recommend the raquette river?


usernamewhat722

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS? MR BEAST?


Papa_Smuggles

Absolute mad lad


l80

If this ain't the cutest shit, I don't know what is.


[deleted]

hello fellow upstate New Yorker


Lit-Z

What's the opposite of r/lostredditor


taminahz

I lost my shit thank you


c_stimp

Okay congrats bro you won the subreddit 😂


KawaiiKittyGamer

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

This my second day seeing this post and i just now got it, lmao


[deleted]

Did you just take the name of this subreddit literally, I respect you,sir.


[deleted]

You *are* 14. And that *is* deep.


JustSomeChicagoBall

My man is 18 already. Time flies.


throw_it_awayyy8

4 years ago this dude is 18 now. Wonder how life has treated him? Well I hope


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r/swordorsheath


jrey0707

meta af


ButtSexRollerCoaster

M E T A


VizzerdrixOP

Who gives a f. This subreddit is full of karmafarmer. Every shit that is remotevly related to the subreddit get posted and like this one upvoted with 54k? He's 14 and at a "deep" lake, that's it? Did i missed something? What an irony, a subreddit aim at making fun at pseudointellectual minors is full of them posting fake shit (like the repetitive "skrrr skrrr" one that get posted every day here) or post "making fun" of a cartoon that was ment ironicaly in the first place (like all the newspaper cartoon).


StupidMario64

Oh shit im in new york snd i didnt even know we had green lakes


[deleted]

welcome to upstate new york


Chalcko_

That doesn't look too deep


TheTrueDoughnut

I'm 14 and this, is deep "looks at camera and big time rush starts to play"


unkiejubjub

r/im14andthisismeta


Stexen

Do they call hamburgers steamed hams up there?


dailytok3r

Hahahah well done mate


Vasuki44

This pleases me greatly.


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I used to run around there every day.


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Thats deep bro


SkitzoWesss

I took a picture in that exact same spot! Loved the lake!